#it reminds me of that

[mywaywardcupcake]

“Awww, best friend kiss!”

I have not and will not stop obsessing over this fanfic. @undeadbanjos forever grateful to you for writing a literal masterpiece!

[rickie-the-storyteller]

Snippet of a brand new project!

Enjoy!

Hope Kamani never fails to get on my last nerve.

I can’t stand her entitled little princess act, her incessant chatter about trivial crap, her impeccably flawless appearance that seems to mock anyone else's attempt at looking decent. Don’t even get me started on her so-called "confidence." It's like she's compensating for something, always strutting around like she's better than everyone else. She parades around like she's the absolute epitome of poise and grace. Constantly trying to fill some void within herself by projecting this facade of self-assurance onto the world, because nobody is genuinely that self-assured. Not really. Her confidence, the way I see it, seems about as genuine as a cubic zirconia – shiny on the surface, but lacking any real substance beneath. Sure, she walks with her head held high with a perfect posture and speaks with unwavering conviction. Sure, she’s pretty and popular. Sure, she’s good at getting others to like her. But that’s not what true confidence is. It’s not about the validation you get from others. Confidence isn't measured by how loudly you proclaim your greatness; it's measured by how you carry yourself when nobody's watching. Would Hope be as smug as she was if she wasn’t showered with adoration 24/7? Who knows…

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I hate how she never stops talking. She’s always got something to say. I hate her sharp tongue. Her motor mouth. It's like she's on a constant mission to verbally eviscerate anyone who dares to cross her path. There's no filter, no hesitation, just a relentless stream of cutting remarks and biting sarcasm that leaves you reeling in her wake. She wields words like a weapon, slicing through the air with surgical precision, leaving no room for rebuttal (even though I’ll always try regardless. I’m an idiot like that). I despise her inexplicable need to correct everyone's grammar, her constant barrage of sarcasm that she probably thinks passes for wit. Some people really aren’t as funny or as smart as they believe they are. Hope Kamani definitely believes that she is funny. And smart. And I hate that about her.

Partially because it’s sort of true. She is smart. I hate how smart she is… I also hate how her smarts seem to go unnoticed, even to her. It's like she's walking around in her own little bubble of obliviousness, completely unaware of the awe and envy she inspires in everyone around her. She outshines everyone with ease, to the point where she’s blinded by her own light. Don't even think about trying to engage her in a debate; she'll slice you to pieces with her logic and wit before you can even stutter out a response. It's like she's on a mission to prove to the world that she's the queen of intellect, leaving the rest of us scrambling to keep up. She, on the other hand, is great at keeping up. It’s like her superpower. If she finds herself lagging behind, best believe she’ll surpass you before the finish line. She has the enduring strength of relentless waves crashing against the shore, wearing down even the sturdiest of obstacles in her path. She doesn't just keep up; she surges forward with an unstoppable momentum that leaves everyone else trailing in her wake. It's like she's powered by some unseen force, some insatiable drive to excel and surpass all expectations.

Her mind is like a galaxy unto itself, swirling with ideas and thoughts that mere mortals can only dream of grasping. Tapped into a reservoir of knowledge and imagination that transcends the mundane boundaries of everyday existence. It's as if she exists on a different plane of reality, where the rules of logic and reason bend to her will and the possibilities are limited only by the confines of her own boundless imagination. Why can’t she see that she’s light-years ahead? She’s a million miles away even as she’s right beside you. I hate that about her even more.

I’m sick of her insufferable attitude. I hate the way she carries herself all the time. She has this constant aura of superiority, as if the world owes her something just for existing. It’s not like she’s ever said that aloud, but you don’t need to say something out loud to think or believe it. And I bet she does. Her presence, her actions, the way she simply enters a room - it all demands this respect. This level of reverence and authority. I hate how effective it is, how she always ends up being the center of everyone’s attention. I hate how hard it is to say no to her. How I always kind of want to give her what she wants, even though she rarely deserves it. It's infuriating how she exudes this air of invincibility, as if she's somehow immune to the trials and tribulations of ordinary life.

More than anything else, though, the one thing I can’t stand about Hope is her face. Her stupid face. Her condescending smirk that suggests she's somehow superior to everyone else around her. It's like she revels in making me feel small, always ready with a quip or a sarcastic remark to cut me down to size. She does it all - every verbal jab, insult, tease - with this infuriating smirk, like she's reveling in the chaos she creates. As if she's privy to some cosmic joke that the rest of us are too dense to understand. It's enough to make you wonder if she takes pleasure in seeing the pain she inflicts, if she gets some sick thrill out of reducing people to rubble with nothing more than her words.

I can’t stand that face she makes when she knows she’s got the upper hand. It holds this bizarrely impressive power to make me want to scream into a pillow out of nowhere. It makes my heart and my mind race at a million miles an hour like I’m in a frantic relay race with no finish line in sight (and I hate running). I bet she practices it in the mirror or something - she seems to have perfected it over the years. The smirk, the way her eyebrows kind of arch slightly… It works every single time without fail.

No, I don't care how fit Hope Kamani thinks she looks with that arched eyebrow and smirk - it never fails to make me mad. But despite my best efforts to avoid her pulling me down with her… Kamani-ness, you already know I'll be back at her place at the end of the week. I can’t help but look forward to going to her house.

[momo-shut-the-fuck-up]

Seta these at your doorstep

OUGHHH MY GOd the nikki charms she s so cute....... n the poster thingies of the magazines that s sick thank u for sharin

[awfullydrawnkarkat]

*glances once again at the crack behind karkat* I think you understand just as much as we do about the crack, i.e Absolutely Fuck All

H!CG: WHAT FUCKING CRACK!??!?

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[daclium]

Researcher

[serial-unaliver]

me at work thinking I look nonchalant and approachable

[nyenyel]

Putting Mabel through that straight to bi to aromantic pipeline

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[dimonds456]

Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.

[androdragynous]

can we please be more productive with our online time

[wheelie-butch]

Fun game for Pride Month:

When you're at a event, count how many people with mobility aids there are. If it seens low, think about why that might be. Count how many disabled bathrooms. Count how many unavoidable steps. Try and find one accessibility issue at the event and afterwards contact the organisers to ask them to fix it.

Many disabled queer people are left out of the Pride month celebrations due to accessibility issues, so if you're able to be there, you're already in a position to make it better.

Don't forget your disabled siblings this Pride!

[fullcolorfright]

Relax! This Book is Just a Phase You're Going Through: Gay Comics from Christopher Street, by Charles Ortleb and Richard Fiala, 1978.

[keitrinkomfloukru]

[fairydrowning]

– Noor Unnahar, Instagram account "noor_unnahar"

[TEXT ID: / [Lemons] / My father's mother loved lemons. Years after her passing, / we run out of everything, but never / lemons. / Nothing else shelters grief / better than memory. / It's my father way of saying, / even in your absence, you will be / cared by me. / END ID]

[hinamie]

10 years later