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kinda baked rn but do you guys think it's called 'devil's lettuce' because Crowley was the first plug in history and he didn't know how to explain what weed actually is so when her first costumer asked what it was he said "lettuce"
#good omens#gomens#crowley#this is so funny to me rn#it probably will be tomorrow as well#bildad the shuhite was the first plug send post
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out#i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity#but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed#at the thought that others might want to see me working#if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do#catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries#for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk#not in the slightest#but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior#that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation#this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age#and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative
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Welcome to the reverse verse! This is part 1 of 2 of a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and I can't wait to tell you all about it, because I'm incapable of being normal and chill about these concepts, so I ran with it.
Charles Rowland was born in 1900, his mum was from India and moved to the UK after marrying Charles' dad, a soldier who was not... very loving. Charles' heritage gave him some problems, but none as bad as that one time in 1916 when he was sacrificed to a demon and spent the next 7 decades in Hell. He doesn't like to talk about it, except when it can get him what he wants. He was always an angry boy, or so he thought, but after his time spent in Hell, it became so much worse. He's explosive and unpredictable, and so he mostly avoids conflict. He doesn't need to fight anyone, as his charming personality and sweet smile (plus a few smart calculations) always seem to be enough to convince people to give him what he asks for. And when the fight is inevitable... well, he has Edwin for that!
Edwin Payne grew up very sheltered, in a deeply religious home, and he is proud of that. Don't try to argue with him, because he surely has a Bible verse that will help him win (and if not, he is not above using his croquet mallet now that he has someone to keep safe). Unfortunately for him, he realized at a quite young age that he felt attraction towards other boys. Even worse, somehow other people could tell as well, including those peers that ended up killing him for it (the rumour spread throughout school was that he had died due to AIDS, and most people just accepted it). He never acted on those unnatural urges of his, but when he met this ghost who had just escaped Hell... he decided not to risk eternal damnation, and to stay here with Charles, instead. Edwin has no interest in the supernatural or in magic, and sort of looks down on them, but luckily his friend's got that covered.
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#reverse verse#honestly the fact that i was given so much freedom to plan this universe is insane to me i am so thankful#i feel like this version of them is a bit darker#that wasn't intentional but oh well#guess that comes with having a charles who is kind of manipulative#and an edwin who is the annoying kind of catholic#(i am allowed to say that i come from a catholic family... not very catholic mind you my mom didn't actually care)#cw homophobia#can't forget that one#i'll post the next part probably tomorrow or the day after!#that's the crossover so wait for it#just to make it clear yes this edwin is in love with his charles but in denial#and this charles adores his edwin and doesn't think much about it#universal constant etc etc
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SURPISE, it's the start of issue 2, introducing Amy and Metal Sonic!
Ko-Fi - ISSUE 1 START - ALL CHAPTERS - NEXT
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fan comic#Sonic fanart#metal sonic#amy rose#sonic au#vagabond au#my doodles#stvh#stvh!comic#WELL#I WILL PROBABLY NOT BE VERY ACTIVE TOMORROW#ANXIETY YIPPEEE
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Coyote in the bathroom ver. 2
#my art#coyote#canine#art#drawing#painting#digital painting#artists on tumblr#artist of tumblr#animal art#coyotes#might reupload this tomorrow if it doesnt do well and i work on it more which is probable.#surely no one will make this weird#its supposed to be about nausea#just when you think my coyote art series is over#I come back w it
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the tik tok trend of flashing your boyfriend unexpectedly would have both eddie and steve like 😵💫🤤😵💫
oh my god.
but hear me out. yes, both boys would absolutely drool, but they’d also react just a little bit differently.
(i got carried away beneath the cut my fucking bad minors dni)
with steve, i can see you doing it during a fight. he’s saying something like “it was your turn to do the dishes, baby-“ and then you’re suddenly yanking up your t-shirt that had once been his and he’s just blanking. rapidly blinking, mouth agape and brows slack before furrowing them up. “what’s the matter?” you’d tease him.
and he just starts huffing in frustration because “no. no way. nope. not fair. you still have to do the dishes.”
and so you’d jump a little, smirking at the way his eyes are widening before he just starts pacing and you’re being even more of a fucking tease.
“are we sure about that? can’t we renegotiate terms, baby?”
“renegotiate? reneg- fuck off. fuck right off. i-“ and he’s tugging at his hair, torn between continuing the small argument that he can hardly recall the premise for now as you continue to grip on the hem of your shirt and smirk so proudly at him. “fine. you wanna renegotiate, honey? let’s renegotiate.”
you think you’ve won until he’s suddenly grabbing you up and taking you to the bedroom, treating you like the brat that you are. and by the end of the night, he’s just smirking at you and your chest littered in flowering bruises as he says, “guess you’ll have to clean the sheets instead now, baby.”
but then…. but then with eddie. oh dear god.
it’s not over a fight. no. it’s not a distraction — it’s your attempt to gain his attention. he’s been paying attention to planning a campaign or his guitar or just anything but you the entire day. and by the end of it you’re just so damn needy. it was either this or full on climbing into his lap, and flashing him was just the easier of the two options.
“hey, eds?” would be your innocent start to it, but honestly? he’s not even listening. he doesn’t even hear you as he’s focusing on his damn notebook.
he doesn’t even notice when you raise your shirt, or when you huff with annoyance as he continues to be so fucking oblivious.
“eddie.”
no response.
“edward.”
still no response.
“edward munson-“
when he finally hears his full government name you have half his attention, but not enough of it. he wouldn’t even glance up from his notebook as he says, “just a minute, sweetheart. i just figured out this new NPC and really need to-“
“how the hell do i have my tits out and you’re still talking about that fucking game?”
that would get his attention for a few reasons — the promise of tits and your tone of voice for starters — but even more so, the fact that you rarely lose patience or understanding when it comes to his hobbies. he’d be looking up in an instant, you could probably have heard a crack from across the room at how intensely he’s suddenly snapping that damn head up just to catch you dropping the shirt back down.
“wait, no, wait- what? where’d the boobs go?”
“sorry, only boyfriends who pay attention to their lovers get boobs.”
he’s never tossed that fucking notebook to the side so quickly as he spins around his chair, full focus on you entirely now, “who said i wasn’t paying attention? i’m paying attention, sweetheart. i’m paying so much attention.”
he’d prove just how much attention he’s paying to you when his head is buried between your thighs, only pausing on rare occasions to breathe and sometimes spout out new ideas for that stupid campaign, which only makes you tug harder on his damn curls and cut him off with his own moans before he returns to giving you his full attention.
#thank u ily#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington smut#ghost is drunk and on some nonsense#none of this will probably be coherent when i wake up tomorrow oh well
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character tropes
↳ Hirogaru Sky! Pretty Cure → Sora Harewataru
#thank you for the past year sora you are everything to me 😭😭😭#precure#hirogaru sky precure#sora harewataru#cure sky#cure prism#nijigaoka mashiro#mygifs#*chtr#now that it's over cure sky has officially entered my top 5 main cures 👏👏#what i like about cure sky is everything i like everything about cure sky lol she is in a league of her own she's an icon she's a legend#sky/prism have defined back muscles from carrying this entire season rest well queens you did incredible#mashiro making me cry on the finale i knew it would probably happen but it got me just like the star twinkle separation did#sora was the coolest and strongest hero and i will probably post twice again tomorrow for ep 50#(cure wonderful cameo will be a queued post if i do decide to make it though)
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rough day...
#i might come back and color this. Eventually....#scribbled this after a busy day of lots of moving things into storage and hauling boxes around#i felt a bit like a workhorse!#at some point i sat down on the uhaul w/ my water and thought. Wow. How Does Eddie Manage#poor guy deserves a break...#he needs a day off smh#i mean the neighborhood would fall apart w/o him probably but still. he needs a vacation!#he works too hard! someone tell him to prioritize himself for once!#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#eddie dear#alrighty well its 12 am i need to get up in less than 6 hours and i still have Several Things To Do before i can sleep!#so! queuing this and getting those last chores done#wait fuck. what where they#well! i'll remember when i get up to do them! probably!#yknow 7 hours into tomorrow's drive im gonna be like OH FUCK I FORGOT THE [insert task here]#oh. shit did i eat dinner? hm... im not gonna be ready for breakfast when i wake up#so i might as well add 'quick cup of noodles' onto tonight's Before-Sleep list....#im rambling! sorry!#anyway i have Much affection for eddie! somebody get him a spa day and some shiny new stamps!!!
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WOLFCLAN: MOON 3
Rapidpaw fell from a cliff and somehow survived, though not without breaking his leg.
i swear i'm not picking on rapidpaw on purpose, clangen has just decided to give him the worst luck possible.
<< moon 0 | < moon 1 | < moon 2
#warriors#warrior cats#my art#wolfclan#clangen#hes got a splint on his leg. not sure how well that translates to pixels#now that this is done ill probably open comms tomorrow
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drawing imbibitor lunae everyday part 5:
he is not paid enough for this shit
#imbibitor lunae#honkai star rail#bailu hsr#hsr fanart#dan heng il#i am going to be without power & internet tomorrow so day 6 may be a bit late!#also to the anon who sent me a suggestion i will probably do it this week sometime :)#more suggestions are always welcome!!!#feel free to chat with me on my main as well (begaydoalchemy) !!!#im trying to keep this blog drawing content only so i probably wont answer asks publicly to make it easier for folks to scroll
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Wanted to doodle some comfort bros to balance out the angst of my recent posts lol
Hey pookies! Just wanted to say I really appreciate all the love and support I've been receiving lately for Decoded! I always love your comments/asks/fanart/memes, it genuinely has been bringing me so much joy and I'm so grateful for it <3
I know I said I had a lot of art to post (and then proceeded to post none of it LOL) I'm just a little overwhelmed rn with some life stuff so sorry for the wait! I also have a lot asks that I haven't gotten to and I apologize for that as well!
Trying my best to keep up, but I haven't had a lot of time recently. Art's gonna be a little delayed, but don't worry Chapter 8 is still gonna come out this Saturday as scheduled!
#wild kratts#chris kratt#martin kratt#littlecrittereli#also if you ever make fanart or smth and I don't respond after a while its probably bc it got burried in my notifs#feel free to @ me again or send me an ask#i promise im not sick again LOL#(though I probably just jinxed it watch me come back on here tomorrow and tell you all i got Tuberculosis)#KNOCKING ON WOOD SO HARD BC MY BODY WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THAT TO ME#ANYWAYS IM rambling Im just super grateful for the feedback Ive been getting and I dont know how to express it very well#so i hope i can make it clear!! i appreciate it!!!#ok thanks bye im gonna go pass out for 13 hours now <333
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Dedicated to my family and friends who are forced to endlessly listen to cat genetics fun facts
#sorry everyone this is (mostly) a joke#i genuinly don't know how well known any of these are#maybe really everyone knows them huh xd#more importantly i'll probably start the competition tomorrow with the four introduction polls (i'll post them with two hours apart each)#i'm an influencer now
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Side effects of wearing your Kaiju suit too often ,,,, Part 2
#narumi gen#kn8#kaiju no. 8#my art#kn8 spoilers#idk if this actually needs a spoiler tag since it's mostly AU but eh#if nothing else my tags need a spoiler tag lol#biblically accurate narumi i have created him#himm always watching#I like the idea that when all his funky 1 eyes close you can barely see them#want him to walk around like a normal little guy#and then something catches his attention and bam#suddenly eyes everywhere lookin around#I also think the sclera of his normal eyes might do a colour change depending on if he's in normal boi or 1 mode??#idk i'm still workshopping this a little lol#the hoshi10 merge i had figured out in my head weeks before i drew him but this literally just happened sdkjfhsf so ......#I would pay money for a proper reference picture of 1 because there is so much of the design i don't get sigh#will probably have reno done tomorrow as well he's almost there ehehehe just need to clean up a little#kaiju boyfriens all together <3#I wish i could have incorporated his suit more :c#i like to think of this au as the suits actually merging into their bodies + some funky kaijufication#but the 1 suit doesnt have any cool features like the 10 tail ;;#except for the spine i guess which i will defintiely use but stillll
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back then
#rgg#yakuza#majima goro#saejima taiga#saemaji#art#today i have for you…. boys#tomorrow? probably boys as well#a fashion mag :) yay
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MAYA AND CARINA STATION 19: 7x07 'Give It All'
#station 19#station 19 spoilers#station19edit#carina x maya#carina deluca#maya bishop#mine#well heres ours i guess!#the lighting is absolute ass by the way#but don't worry the straight parts were nice and bright!#and the coloring sucks because their kitchen is ugly and yellow but thats beside the point#i just...have no words#like the kiss??? why did their mouths barely touch...why can't we get a normal kiss in a 10 pm time slot#what is with the editing in the last gif with the fridge part??#i don't understand#we got better quality at 8 pm last season#i'm just so upset...probably won't gif anything else tonight maybe tomorrow#this show really knows how to just suck the life out of you
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i've just discovered that they were selling the silliest lucifer plush and i'm so happy about it (unfortunately i am too late to get one myself)
i only just refrained from giving lucifer a hat to match his old man pjs, if only because i'm really bad at drawing hats
bonus:
#obey me#art#ohh my god i should've given lucifer a little candle to hold.....#ah well i just wanna post this and then i gotta force myself to go to bed#i have to wake up So early to catch the train tomorrow and alas i've probably already left it too late#i mean i can always take a nap on the commute but still. bed cosy#obey me lucifer#jtta ik
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