#it makes my teeth itch

[dolfin]

I wish I was 5'8

[yourlocalpileofcrows]

Is doing math homework supposed to feel like pulling teeth

[starry-bi-sky]

*grips your shoulders* an eight year old is not gonna act like that. put the pen down. close the laptop. stop writing for a minute. volunteer at a daycare center for a week or smth. an eight year old is typically (unless they're purposely doing it, but at that point you'll be able to tell) not going to speak in one word sentences. that is a child with a possible developmental delay and should probably get an assessment done. that is a two year old with an MLU score of 2.0 who is struggling with their present possessive verbs. look up the average heights of an eight year old because i promise they're bigger than that.

if your six year old is still doing reduplicated babbling and it's not clearly an on purpose active play decision, then they should probably (re: REALLY) undergo evaluation because one of the first signs of a developmental delay is delayed speech. children begin speaking in two word utterances as young as 18 months old. three year olds on average can hold simple conversations with adults. four year olds absoLUTELy can.

i know it's super fun to write children as being dependent and clingy to their parent for your super fluffy found family child fic but that is not a six year old that is a worryingly large two year old with a mild speech delay. you don't have to be 1:1 accurate, god knows i'm not but please at least know that children on average are capable of holding simple conversations by the time they're 4, and are usually doing the baby talk stuff to be cute or as a play thing. which isn't a bad thing but if they're talking like that unironically and ALL the time, then there is likely a problem in their development.

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

Okay so. Tape recorders that turn on at will or statements that read themselves . Same old i guess. But WHAT THE FUCK okay so the magnus institute burned down in 2002 (???) and Gwen BOUCHARD?? and also what is going on. alternate universe? possibly! must be. unless Time Distortion. also was the the Fucking Magnus Archives Violin in the background????? i do not like this. i can handle spooky horror statements but i draw the line at that violin. at least it looks like i won't have to change too much of my note system i guess.... colour me intrigued and also greatly concerned

WHAT THE FUCK RUSTY QUILL

[bloodredsoul]

I’m addicted, like a drug, something instinctual beneath the skin I can’t control. I need another taste, just one sip, a small bite, I’m begging you

I’m so pathetic for this terrible addiction of mine, but you know what it is I desire, I may just eat you alive ~

[sw-x-rm]

Update I am in fact likely not allergic to apples themselves but instead something added to apples sold at stores where I live. Rejoice

[bookcrazybby]

Maybe it's good Vox wasn't a thing when I was 13--

[raksh-writes]

I've had MCU fatigue for years at this point, can’t remember when was the last time I was actually excited for something (DS:MoM probably) but I've watched the trailer for the new Captain America a couple weeks ago and now the Thuderbolts teaser that Just came out like an hour ago and jendkrmjdnrkfnfurjr

OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE WE BACK????????

This feels like having The Winter Soldier glory days back and Im here for it. Gimme gimme gimme *insert grabby hands x100*

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) if house needs touch for his pre-heat to soothe his antsy hindbrain, wilson will find particular joy in scratching his chin. house never outright asks for it if he can help it, the touch, but wilson's pretty good at reading him and figuring out what he needs. and chin scratches are his favorite because it's like house's weak spot. yknow, besides the other bigger stuff. he'll press further into wilson's hand, his good leg bouncing (one time wilson did standing chin scratches and house almost ate shit so this is a sit-down activity), and start purring once the endorphins kick in. the closer to house's heat, the more likely he'll have to have his held up by wilson by the end of it. it's such a far cry from house normally to let himself enjoy something good for him so wilson tries to keep the teasing to a minimum even though the temptation to do so is so very strong

[doctorwhoisadhd]

there's a certain quality the harmonies of like... early to mid 2000s alt rock has. which i am obsessed with... like i wanna do that. i NEED to figure out how to write harmonies that sound like that

[dolfin]

windshield wipers scraping ice is a Bad sound

[thosebrotherslynch]

I hate the way Americans spell cosy the z is so violent and doesn’t belong in the softness of a word like cosy

[gwensy]

this is u btw

i love u i did audibly gag though gum is the worst thing in the world to me im so sorry

[malachitezmeyka]

It's that "spend hours sobbing my eyes out in bed for several reasons, including but not limited to the fact tomorrow is Monday, the fact my social battery has been completely drained and won't recover anytime soon, the fact my landlady is due to show up tomorrow evening and will likely piss me off again, the fact I've had the urge to write since Friday and ended up not writing even a single fucking word, the fact exam pressure keeps rising and I still don't know what to do with my life after I'm done with school, and the fact I'm both completely overwhelmed and so terribly lonely at the same time" kind of Sunday evenings

[stinkrascal]

i love hairless cats but i dont think i could ever own one. the feeling of skin rubbing against skin disgusts me id never be able to pet my cat lol

[poohwhin]

in my humblest opinion, men should be taking notes from sanji