#it is what it issss

[rosesncarnations]

Gremlins. Literal gremlins!

[3416]

Regarding Carlos’s will, he probably updated it to remove Iris from it, you’re not forced to keep your wife in it even if you’re still married. There are lots of people who keep their significant others out of their will, especially in this case where their marriage was basically fake lol

whatever you gotta tell yourself to accept it

[420pogpills]

How dare you have an opinion on the opinion website where you made a blog to have opinions.

i made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven 😔 i'm simply here to apologise 😔

[shotmrmiller]

phillip be a good girl and take it graves

everyone get out you don't gotta go home but you can't stay here i need my privacy stat

john “big stretch” price

simon “make it fit” riley

soap “just the tip” mactavish

kyle “give me one more” garrick

[thisismeetrying]

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[emblazons]

"Or...am I getting ahead of myself again?" "Not one bit."

Cloud Strife & Tifa Lockhart Golden Saucer Date • Final Fantasy VII (Rebirth) + happy release day!

[introloves]

still sat here thinking about the gojo in my head who looks at you with those all seeing eyes- never wavering off your face while he guides his hand up and down your cock the first time he lets you touch him.

it’s always been him touching you up to this point; and you don’t know what finally made him break- maybe it was the eye roll you gave him when asked if you could touch him and he responded with a;

“sorry angel- it’s too big, wouldn’t wanna scare ya off.”

turning to walk away before he has you slingshot back in his stupidly long arms- kissing the top of your head like he’s apologizing despite the laugh rolling from the center of his chest. vibrating your cheek cause he’s basically crushing you in his arms.

“fine, fine- but don’t say i didn’t warn you.” gojo huffs, despite not meaning any of the attitude behind it.

he wasn’t wrong when he said any of it- it’s why he’s watching so closely now. looking to make sure you’re steady when his fingers unbuckle his belt, finally freeing the cock you’ve only dreamed of seeing.

it’s big- trying to keep your mouth from popping open the second his weepy tip drops up and down from the force of being unconfined. angry and red, leaky; throbbing when your hand twitches to make a move despite being almost scared of it.

but hes quick to grab it, equally veiny hand touching himself in smooth strokes- pretty eyelashes blinking to see you. leaning back and pitching his head to moan up at the ceiling when you squirm in utter want.

coming back, finally calm enough- keeping a level head for the both of you.

pale hand reaching for your own hand dwarfed in his- almost gently coaxing your fingers around his length.

it almost makes you mad, the fact that they don’t close around his thick cock.

“- what you wanted?” he mumbles, barely catching on to his words because you’re busy running your hand up and down his length.

any fight gone from you because he’s well within his rights to be so cocky, it’s just not fair that he’s this endowed. so you nod.

not expecting the bob of his cock in your hand, or the hot roll of precum painting the side of your index finger now. wondering where his demeanor has gone, but you see the redness of his cheeks, painted at the tips of his ears too- see the way his stomach contracts under the patch of white, almost translucent hair laying there.

“ah, i like you like this, baby.” gojo murmurs, shaking his head before reaching for you- prying your poor hand away from him before tugging you into his lap.

“you can play with me later- want you like this.” he almost whispers, cockiness gone- peeled away with the honesty behind your words and actions; pliant under his eyes.

[artharakka]

💀 *Rat music playing in the background* 🐀🐀

[bi-space-anarchism]

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[collapseinthepit]

Since glue stopped working a while ago I pivoted 2 floss.... Is there anything she cant do?

[automatonknight]

SNIPERMEDIC

love at first deathtaunt

[dawnofiight]

Anyways I would let D’Deridahn rearrange my insides send tweet

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Ragatha: Why did you think any of this was a good idea? Jax: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Ragatha: ...Oh. Jax: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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[sluckythewizard]

THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

[starbiology]

all 5 of my kiddos!

and worm cam

[the-blackdale]

*clears throat*

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!