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spicymochi · 3 months ago

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choose your fav fruit snake

#ball python #snake #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital illustration #illustration #drawing #my art #art #artwork #cute #kawaii #animals #animal art #illust #soft art #nature

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inbabylontheywept · 6 months ago

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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

#i feel a kinship with that snake #would that i could be a simple tube #and eat my fill of eggs #but being a person is rather nice too #my wife is a saint #and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy #but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college #and i deserved to just go a little insane #you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs

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kirexa · 3 months ago

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NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED

ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY

EDIT: IF YOURE HERE!! REBLOG THIS VERSION THANKS

#snakes #snakes fav #kiri snakes 🐍★💛#my favs #snakes tw #tw snake

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sarakipin · 4 months ago

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Been busy at work, but wanted to continue the theme of wings and snakes this year 🐍

#sara kipin #illustration #my art #original #snake #fantasy

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camilleflyingrotten · 8 months ago

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Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swap…

LATER

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #comic #body swap #good omens body swap #I didn’t put the part where Aziraphale’s checks out Crowley’s snake in their pants #but it’s here #in my heart #illustration #illustrator #procreate #digitalart #my art

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transgenderboobs · 4 months ago

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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me

#loverboy wordz #disclaimer that im not even a christian. i just think this phrasing is funny #i would unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow 90000 of them peel and all

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wouas · 2 months ago

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