#it is basically hound isnt it...

[piebank]

cyber!noah reverse au insp by @cayenneexe 's fic x

[verflares]

i wanna transplant a lot of how ive written botw/totk link into my og one i think..... mostly just because writing for him last year made me realise how much i enjoy seeing how far you can go with using minimal dialogue + actions and expressions over words to convey thoughts and feelings, both from that pov and from others

[spearxwind]

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[nerdie-faerie]

Why is it that when I'm sick, finishing work late because a load of people didn't show up and ongoing work drama, stressed about my upcoming essay and still have a hour walk before I can get home, my dad is apparently kicking off and threatening to kick me out when I'm not even there??

[bugwolfsstuff]

I mean the Irish school system is shit (ill never forgive the important stuff they left out about Cú Chullain and also they do not teach Irish well) but I genuinely am curious on what we'd learn from this?????

We ended up not doing that assignment, the teacher didnt notice it thankfully tho😭

The website is Classical Association of Ireland - teachers if you want to take a look, the text is in Source book I. It has really pretty comics of the books which is mainly its saving grace😭

Didyoujustfuckingshootme

What do you mean I have to compare book 10 of the actual Odyssey to Madeline Miller

What do you MEAN I HAVE TO COMPARE THE FUCKING SOURCE MATERIAL TO A 'FEMINIST' RETELLING

WHAT DO I HAVE TO GAIN BY DOING THIS?

You already called Circe and Medea exceptional heroines in this classroom im already dead stop desecrating my body and everything that is sacred to me, Xenia goes both ways

They don't even write the rest of the source text after this its just (beautifully drawn) comic snapshots of what happens in the next books that give no context so its confusing AF to everyone else in this hell hole

[mask131]

I am re-reading the Silmarillion, and something strikes me. The women of Tolkien's world have been talked about TO DEATH especially with all the recurring debates surrounding the Rings of Power series.

As we all know, Tolkien was not a "feminist" in the modern sense of the word. He had a very male-centric point of view and appreciation of the world, he had male-driven and male-centered stories, and actual women characters were sparse and rare. There are only five really big female characters in "The Lord of the Rings" - the quintet of Galadriel, Eowyn, Goldberry, Lobelia and Shelob. [No, don't talk to me about Arwen, she only really was a character in the movies, in the book she's just there in the appendix and she was literaly an afterthought of Tolkien to act as Eowyn's romantic double...]

Consider this. Galadriel, Eowyn, Goldberry, Lobelia and Shelob. This tells you everything you need to know about Tolkien's women, in good and bad.

The Silmarillion has the same motif of having a lot of female characters, only for most of them to be just footnotes, secondary characters with no lines, under-developped one-liners... with in a contrast a handful of super-cool, super-badass, complex and developed heroines at the center of the plot.

Aka, on the bad side, when listing the Valar, while Tolkien gives an interesting personality, great domains and cool attributes to all the male ones, half of the female ones are just... there. And do one stuff. And never appear again. I mean come on... Vana and Nessa? Estë and Vairë were done dirty... That's the actual type of "non-feminism" Tolkien has. It isn't about him hating women or trying to be offensive in his depictions - it is about him just, not putting as much thought, effort and care into his female characters as his male ones, a bit the same way he creates the vast expanses of the East and South of Middle-Earth and then never bothers actually developing more of it or seeking to tell tales of it - but that's for another discussion about Tolkien's "racism". Here we talk about women.

But here's the thing, aka the good side... When Tolkien does find the time and care to develop and flesh out a female character, by Iluvatar he goes all out! Again, we are back on what I said earlier: the women of Lord of the Rings can be counted on one hand... but these fingers are Galadriel, Eowyn and Shelob, so you can't claim he isnt writing powerful, important or uninterestng female characters. Which leads me to my original remark - as usual I get driven away in digressions of all sorts and kinds.

Have you ever noticed that Melkor's greatest enemies, the ones he fears the most, and his most effective foes... are women? Tolkien might not like to put them front and center of his tales, and he might have been a man of the early 20th century England in culture and mind, but boy does he has something to say about how women are actually the first enemies of the literal embodiment of evil and destruction! I mean think about it. Varda of the Stars, and Yavanna of the trees. Nienna has her ambiguous relationship to him - her tears work against him, and yet without her plea for him he likely would not have been released from the dungeons of Mandos. You have Melian with her Girdle, and Luthien with her Hound. And of course most of all Arien, guardian of the Sun, not only one of the rare fire spirits that Melkor couldn't corrupt (despite him basically ruling over all fire), but that frightens him so much he keeps hiding away and doesn't even dare to attack her... [I also reblogged some times ago a post praising the brilliance of Tolkien keeping the old European sun-moon motifs but switching the genders. The weaker, inconsistant, lustful, whimsical, disorderly, untrustworthy Moon is now a male principle, while the steady, dangerous, strong, powerful and beautiful Sun is a woman.]

It is actually REALLY easy to do a feminist retelling of Tolkien's work. Melkor doesn't fear Manwë as much as Varda. Aulë's works and servants get corrupted by Melkor, while Yavanna's do not. Melian and Luthien actively works against him. He friggin' pisses himself when the Woman of the Sun shows up. Sure, there are some evil female characters that serve him down the line and are relegated to the "obscure footnotes and undescribed secondary characters" zone - Thuringwethil the vampire or queen Beruthiel. I coul also dropped deleted characters from early drafts, like the ogress Fluithuin. But among them stands Ungoliant... THE only true female big bad on the dark side of Arda. THE badass, nightmarish, creepy eldritch abomination. And who ends up double-crossing Melkor, almost KILLING him, and again making him basically shit in his pants - as Varda and Arien do.

The first enemies of Morgoth are not the Valar, or the Maiar, or the Elves... It's women.

[yourlittlebunnyy]

if i beg enough will you do perv!eris because the lucien one was 🥵🥵🥵

tw: perv!character

mdni!

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perv!eris has a secret. you.

he will never admit it to anyone, but you are his biggest obsession. since the first time you two met- no, the first time he saw you- he couldn’t forget you. he needs you so, so bad, but he stays in the shadows for your own safety. isnt he just so kind?

eris has been completely mesmerised by you since then. it started off innocently. he noticed you walking in the gardens of his father's palace, and got curious. you were so beautiful, kissed by the rare sun of his court, playing with some hounds. the next day, you were there again. playing with the hounds and kissed by the sun as usual, it was like you were a ray of sunshine yourself.

he sees you the third time, same place same time. but something changed. you're not wearing the same clothes. your dress is gone, displaced somewhere near you on the grass, and the only thing you're wearing is a pair of underwear. it's wrong. he should turn and close the curtains, but he cant keep his gaze away from you.

before he even knows, his cock press against the rough fabric of his pants.

he grips the board of the window so hard that his knuckles turn white. his jaw so clenched that it hurts when eris realises that as he can admire you, everyone else can. it's not fair. you are his, and his only. his ray of sunshine.

perv!eris cant keep his hands to himself. he stares as you walk into a little pond, slowly entering. he is tempted to reach you and end his soffering by taking you right there, in front of everyone, and claim you as his. but he cant. he cant scare you, he cant force you. you're a ray of sunshine and he would turn in you in ashes.

eris watch as you enter completely. you submerge for a few seconds before  resurfacing, showing your bare chest to him. he lies to himself. he lies, thinking that you're putting on a show just for him. such a playful and teasing thing that you are. he rubs his cock faster and faster, feeling the urge to close his eyes and loose himself in the pleasure he's feeling, but eris doesn't want to miss you even for the slightest second. he wants to cum to the imagine of you, naked and wet, silly to the point of getting bare in the middle of the gardens just for him. and he does the exact same moment you get out of the pond.

your underwear his attached to your sex, basically see through thanks to the water. his mouth waters, needy to taste you and dying to know if youre as good as you look. he has to bite his lip in order to stay silent, breathless.

eris expected to feel shame. to feel disgusted by himself. but no, he only felt like he needed more, and more, and more. you dont even know where you put yourself. you're eris property now. even if you have no idea.

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eris masterlist

[mythicmanuscripts]

Do you think omega Aemond despite trying so hard to fight being an omega would try to preen for his Alpha subconsciously? Like imagine he and his Alpha have gotten together and he cant help but spend a little extra time worrying that his hair isnt straight enough (we all know he straightens his hair 😅), his old clothes dont ‘fit’ so he *needs* to get newer and nicer ones that no one has seen before in a color you said made his skin look nice, and no, it is just a coincidence he has started hounding the other omega ladies for skincare tips.

Aw I love this idea!!!

Omega!Aemond below the cut. All my a/b/o content is tagged with 'a/b/o hotd' so if you don't want to see this type of thing just block that tag.

So firstly, from the moment Aemond spoke to you for the first time he was obsessed. He's just so... captivated? There's something about the way you take him seriously in a way most alphas don't, but at the same time you manage to also make him feel so well cared for. He always wants to be around you, and he starts to get grumpy and irritable when he hasn't seen you in a few days.

Basically from the moment he presented as an omega he has had alphas talk down to him and belittle him and assume he’s not as strong or smart as he is. (Side note, what if he claims Vhagar after he presents? Runs away and ends up with Vhagar who protects him?). It’s this history that makes him so unreceptive to any courting attempts. If one more person gifts him a rose and promises to take care of him then he’s actually gonna lose it.

Despite this, he's somehow completely oblivious to how he wants you to mate him? You’d think with his general distain for most alphas it would stand out to him immediately when there’s suddenly an alpha whose company he actually enjoys.

He mostly doesn’t realise this just because he honestly doesn’t even think of it. He doesn’t really think of anything when you’re around. Usually he’s constantly analysing every alpha in his vicinity, glancing at them all often to take note of where they are and trying to spot his quickest escape route. But with you it’s like that mistrusting part of himself just doesn’t seem to exist anymore. Head absolutely empty.

He's been pushing down his instincts for so long that he doesn't realise his desire to always be around you isnt just because he gets along well with you.

It's extremely obvious to everyone else of course, he's not exactly subtle. He goes from refusing to give any alphas the time of day to tripping over his own feet in his hurry to snag a seat next to you. And then just when they think he can't get more obvious, he starts asking for fashion advice and maybe even starts peaking into the kitchens to see how the servants cook so that he can make you something one day.

It’s especially obvious whenever he sees an opportunity to do something for you, and he’ll actually get upset and almost territorial over you if someone else does whatever he wanted to do? And this is all the way down to the most minor thing. He literally hissed at a servant who saw him reaching for the wine and assumed he wanted a cup of it to be poured.

Because no!!! No he didn’t want a cup to be poured he wanted to pour it for you!!! He’ll be all grumpy about it, acting irritated until you say his name and get his attention back on you then he almost immediately forgets about the servant.

Once you realise how much Aemond seems to love any compliments and acknowledgement you give him, you take special care to ensure you're saying nice things to him. Every single time you do his scent spikes and he blushes and sometimes you swear he's having to stop himself from purring.

He always takes note of the specific things you compliment him on and ensures to focus on them. When you realise this you start to use it to encourage self care for himself? You complement how well rested he looks, you thank him for that eating enough, you tell him you’re so proud of him for standing up for himself, etc.

And all throughout this he has absolutely no idea he’s falling for you.

In fact, he only notices when he realises one day how it’s been ages since some rich alpha came skipping into the castle with an offer of mating and a generic gift he’ll throw out immediately. Maybe it’s only at a big event that it finally comes out? Like there’s a massive celebration feast hosted with dancing and music and usually at least 10 alphas are all lined up to ask for a dance but this time not a single one approaches him.

It’s only after that evening that he realises everyone thinks he’s already taken by you.

Which…. Well they might not be 100% right but they certainly aren’t wrong either.

[neysaadept]

🫶🏻💫CONGRATULATIIIONS ON 175!!! 💫🫶🏻

For my request (if you’re comfortable with it!!) :

Reader has been struggling with her mental illness, sometimes weeks go by without any issues but lately it’s been definitely more on the worse side and she tries to put on a brave face but somehow Emily gets through that barrier and to readers surprise isnt disappointed/leaves but stays and offers comfort?

Prompts 18 ‘I’ve got you’ and 20 ‘you don’t seem like yourself tonight’ made me think of this (and maybe my own shitty mental health lately and a hug from Emily would fix so much)(a very self indulgent request)🫣🥹

I know we talked a bit and I hope you enjoy what I came up with. Thank you for celebrating with me and being my first request! I hope you like it,

It's Okay Not to Be Okay

Emily Prentiss x Female BAU Reader

Tags - No use of Y/N, swearing, angst, mental illness themes. Set before anytime Emily faked her death. Minors DNI

Summary - Please refer to the ask for summary!

AO3

Word Count: 1.5k

It’s been rough these last few weeks. With the weather shifting colder and the nights getting longer, your thoughts become difficult to rein in as they quietly turn into a self-imposed emptiness that is near impossible to shake this time of year. You love the Fall leaves, the magical colors of orange, red, and yellow bring a smile to your face on the drive to and from Quantico and it briefly blocks the struggle you’ve become proficient in hiding all these years. And man has it been a challenge the last week to keep it from the BAU. Just had to go and get yourself a job with the best profilers in the country that can sniff out any emotional turmoil. It’s been amazing to learn from these people in the last few months, but one slip up and you’re going to be hounded by questions you really don’t want to answer right now.

So far, so good. No one has guessed you’ve had sleepless nights with masterful use of makeup, and you are skilled in looking busy while getting the minimum work done. You’re clever enough not to rouse suspicion as to why your concentration is off during this downtime. There are piles of paperwork to catch up on since there hasn’t been a case in a while. Not a bad thing, but you know it’s only a matter of time before Hotch will be quickly going over a case and saying, ‘Wheels Up’ and JJ is giving you all the basics on where you’re going.

Currently Hotch is the only member of the group besides you who had declined to go out with the group for dinner. You provided a half-truth that your orientation modules are due soon, gesturing to the screen when called out on this fib, showing six of them unfinished. With the case load the past month, you had no time to complete them and refused to do them at home. HR was fine in pushing back your due date over and over again with Hotch’s approval.

So, did you have to complete them right now? No. But should you? Yes. And was it a brilliant excuse to be anti-social when you just wanted to be alone? Hell yeah.

What you didn’t anticipate is a certain dark-haired profiler that supposedly had left with the team but was walking right into the bullpen. Your brows furrow with confusion but it’s plausible that Emily had forgotten something at her desk. You smile politely which she offers a scrunch of acknowledgement, seemingly pleased you took notice.

What you realize is she was not going to her desk but striding over to yours with cautious purpose.

“Hey,” she offers simply while still heading your way.

What the fuck is this? Your mind startles, panicking why this was happening. Maybe this is work related? But that made no sense. Why the hell would she want to talk about work since everyone was adamant not to do that and go out for a casual dinner with the group. You think back if you offended her in some way but that’s a joke. You’ve been getting along well with everyone despite the current arms-length approach you are taking right now. Before your mood shifted, you were trying to get on Emily’s radar more often since you were low key crushing on her. Who wouldn’t? She was an attractive woman with intelligent brown eyes, and it was a privilege to hear her mind work during a case – piecing all the intricate puzzles together for the profile. She encouraged you to be the best at work and made this place feel less like a job and more like a home away from home.

Okay, okay. Relax. Just breathe.

You lean back in your chair and play it cool despite the spiraling thoughts. “Aren’t you supposed to be on your way to dinner?”

She takes a half seat against your desk and crosses her arms as she faces you. “Took a raincheck on them and came to collect you.”

Your confusion is evident, and you point the pen in your hand at the computer screen. “Nothing’s changed. I still have modules-“

“-to do, yeah. I know.” She tilts her head studying you. “But I thought I could entice you out anyway.”

You felt your chest briefly clenching with the realization that Emily stayed behind for you. It’s only been a couple of months since you two first met. Why the hell would she have a reason to give a shit about you. You don’t deserve this kindness, and you certainly don’t want to bring her down with your bullshit.

It was difficult to maintain contact with the sincerity in her eyes, but you fight through it to put up a wall of feigned strength. “That’s really nice of you, but I’m good.” Her eyes widen in challenge and you half smile. “Really. You should go.” You wave off towards the elevators. “Catch up with the team and have a nice night.”

“I could, and I will,” she says, you start to believe that she’s going to take your suggestion. Yet that isn’t what happens at all. “But I think I’ll have a better night hanging out with you.”

You lock eyes with her and are unable to quell the quickening pace of your breathing.

Fuck.

“I … I uh, don’t understand.” Your attempt to cover up your anxiety fails.

“I think you do.” She softly speaks your name with gentle eyes. “You don’t seem like yourself tonight.” She watches as you deeply frown and knows she touches a nerve as you cross your arms. “Or if I’m being honest? For quite a while.

Your response is jumping into action and shutting down your workstation with haste. You wanted to get out of here, run away and not have to deal with feeling so raw because of Emily.

Fucking profilers.

But before you can stand, a hand touches yours still on the keyboard and you freeze. You don’t dare look up because you’re too focused on Emily’s hand atop yours. How the weight of it was so light, but so profound, that it kept you grounded.

“You don’t have to be alone in whatever you’re going through.” Her voice is a source of comfort trying to halt your escape, coaxing you to stay and listen. It works perfectly.

Then in another shocking move, Emily squeezes your hand. You tentatively shift your eyes towards her which elicits a smile from Emily. “And I don’t even have to know what’s going on. But at least consider coming with me. Maybe forget what’s going on in your head for a bit. Or if you want to talk, we can.”

You try to fight and fail the trembling of your lips. Your eyes begin to betray you, wet with unshed tears that you are trying valiantly to force away. The simple kindness and lack of judgement makes your heart ache that Emily was doing this for you, that you were undeserving of her attention. She should be out with the rest of the team, not wasting her time here with you.

The guilt hits you hard and you choke back a sob, forcing your free hand to cover your mouth with embarrassment.

“Hey …” Emily says your name again as she slides closer to you and begins stroking the top of your hand with her thumb. “It’s okay. It’s okay to feel this way …”

Your laugh was joyless, and you respond crankily. “Sure, it is.” You want to push her away. You deserve to be lonely, yet you allow Emily’s hand to slide up your arm before it squeezes your shoulder. Your chest clenches when you look away and your eyes clamp shut as tears dare to break free. Your teeth grind to stave off the rumble threatening to erupt into a scream. You feel you’re going to lose the fight and break down when Emily stands up from the desk and tugs you up with her.

“Come here,” she coaxes gently.

You sigh and finally look up at her to find nothing but patience in those brown eyes. In your moment of weakness, you allow yourself to lose yourself in them. You feel undeserving of her time, but also feel lucky that someone like Emily was trying so hard with you. So, you stand and immediately when you are on your feet, she pulls you into an embrace. The hand on yours slips under your arm to connect with the other that goes over the opposite shoulder. She tests the waters and tightens the hold when you don’t tense or try to pull away.

“It’s okay,” she says again as you start to sag into her arms, pressing your bodies together more fully. “I’ve got you…”

And as you ultimately give in to vulnerability, perhaps Emily does have you, and she will help you find a way to dig yourself out the depression that has resurfaced. And maybe, just maybe, you won’t have to keep struggling by yourself this time around ... or the next.

[chessboredom]

It just hit me youre the smilk vibrator person... BWAHHAA but thank you for once again reminding THEY STILL FUCK UP THE TRANSLATIONS!!!... its been over 3 years crk pleaseeeeeee get better translators. (Its yu gi oh flash backs all over again)

Ahem so i was doing my good old stimming, then ideas. We all know candy apple has a HUGE crush on smilk in cannon (why do.. people erase that part of her i get it headcannons but its WHY she acts how she does!! Its erasing HER! Aus im fine with cuz well fuckin around and having fun) we know she isnt a fan of Tr and his relation with Smilk (girl you do not want that) it makes me think how would she act if Tr was there longer? Would Tr take advantage of that? Probably. ANYWAY

BACK to uh shadowvanilla, Sm probably updates his puppets when ever hes feeling a certain way about Pv/Tr or muliple puppets. Angry? A very crude puppet of them (like scribles) When Sm is happy, a very carefully maded puppet of pv/tr very accurate! I bet Sm would have just abunch of Pv/Tr puppets hanging around somewhere. OMG! Whenever Sm is upset at Pv/Tr for something he makes puppet shows of him basically insulting them to candy apple and black sapphire. Candy apple wanting to add to the slander but Sm is the only one allowed to do that (cuz he is POSSIVE, but candy apple is happy never the less to hear pv/tr being insulted)

Man those goofy twin idea stuff is rattling in me brain. Also i heard you wanna ramble.. i shall COME CLOSERRRR!! Mwehehe! I fear NOTHING!! -signed I kinda wanna write fanfic but my laptop keyboard is missing the A key

BAHAHAHHAHAHSHAJHA. "Smilk vibrator person" funniest fucking shit to remember me by. But I'm shameless. Anything just to make people see that Korean translations are superior AND gayer. (The current cake hound in the arena actually has romantic feelings for the cream sheep. SHADOWVANILLA WIN!!)

People keep doing Candy Apple Cookie dirty frrrrrr. Her entire personality is literally being obsessed with Shadow Milk and doing everything for Shadow Milk. And oh my GOD. You have NO IDEA how excited I am to show you a comparison between En and Kr THIS line of Candy Apple right now. (I'll soon a post of this in my translations blog.)

I couldn't care less to give a transcript of this right now, but as what the english translations ALWAYS write it to make everything NUANCE amd MYSTERIOUS. For WHAT.

Right!! And did you see that he was happy when he lost the chess game? Did you see that??

I'd give up every last drop of my syrup if only Shadow Milk Cookie could smile...

If it's because of another cookie and not me, I absolutely hate it~~!!!!!!!

Shadow Milk Cookie, what do you like so much about that cooke?! Cookies that have a faint vanilla scent with nonpower at all...!!!

Of COURSE Kr translation always ON POINT. "He was happy when he lost-" (Shadow Milk smiling"-because of another cookie" "Shadow Milk Cookie, what do you like so much about that cooke?!" CLOCK HIS GAY ASS CANDY APPLE COOKIE!!!!

Now with the Candy Apple Cookie thing presented above. HAHAHA. I don't think she's going to be happy about SHADOW MILK being GENUINELY HAPPY while INSULTING TRUTHLESS RECLUSE. She'd be on her KNEES, eyes watering, shaking amd begging that he rather make up insults about HER instead. Korean Smilk literally doesn't insult anyone BUT Pure Vanilla by calling him "half a penny" meaning fool because PV is his special little guy.(We need to KILL Shadow Milk Cookie.) Black Sapphire would also be like 😐"Why are you putting so much effort on these dolls, Master Shadow Milk Cookie?" And then Smilk would come up with some excuse, that's an obvious lie AND oblivious yearning, and having to listen to it makes him homophobic by the second.(Bsc: Okay faggot.) (I headcanon that Black Sapphire is gay. And I think the ship BlackBell is SO cute wtf. Make them toxic NOWWWW.)

AUGHH I'm gonnan do the Twin Lunar and Solar cookie and SagexRecluse rambling on a different post or else I'm gonna combust and be ashes(it's already 6 am on a school day help.)(And then I'll rise again!! Because I'm STILL DRAWING THE IDEAS.)

[thirdtidemouse]

i have to do more bc she isnt rly brought to life yet.. she will change a LOT... but this is dylan :-] (hammarlund? underhill?) i couldn't not do a hilda oc and i couldnt not make it a nervous werewolf. she stresses herself out but is surprisingly organised about cooking, one of the famously stressful activities. she spends a full day planning out a meal, cooking for herself and kaisa (thank god. that nerd cannot cook) and then asks for detailed reviews.

she is very stressed out about being a werewolf though. she has just finished being a teenager and this is kind of that all over again. she does not want ANYONE to find out and confides reluctantly only in kaisa. what she fears is people fearing her, and she feels like the moment her life has been pieced back together again, she's losing grip, again. it's almost a black hound situation when the people of trolberg hear about a werewolf sneaking around. some episode centred around the mystery ensues.

she likes food + music! although she's more of an amateur at music, she owns + plays a guitar, a mandolin, a banjo, and a harmonica. very folksy. she has a swedish-welsh accent. try and imagine it please.

the default sister dynamic is kaisa getting home from work late (she probably lives in a flat in/around the library), and dylan being in the midst of homemade ravioli or something with a sauce that took 6 hours. kaisa asks about her day to be polite. dylan tells her about the sauce that took 6 hours, a long hike, 3 different invasive plant species, a lot of butter, and the use of powertools. kaisa has been re-shelving niche history of magic books but got so caught up re-reading them that it also took up 6 hours. when they have eaten dylan asks for her opinion and scribes the whole thing down in her notebook as kaisa voices her 5 star yelp review. they do not ask anything else about each others days and interact mainly through dylan slow-motion fake-punching kaisa while she is trying to just hang out in the living room or do her work and is ignored. only when she is in a very good mood will kaisa fake-punch back. dylan has a lethal case of younger-sister-that-is-taller syndrome.

sorry for my handwriting but the vague outline of her backstory WHICH MAY PROBABLY CHANGE is:

from the time she was 8 and kaisa was 21, they lived alone together. kaisa became a full-fledged witch between then and age 25, when suspicion against witches was on the rise for a short while - dylan never became a witch, but the only trusted adults in her life (basically kaisa and tildy) were, and they decided it would be best for her to grow up somewhere less troublesome. they were both pretty messed up about her having to move away, dylan holding some kind of spite toward her sister for a while, and kaisa feeling incapable, guilty and ill-equipped to take care of her.

she went to school in wales at 12, living with as-yet-unspecified family members/friends, and while kaisa almost immediately regretted sending her away, dylan adjusted quickly and spent the rest of her school career there. after a few years she forgave kaisa, because she ultimately enjoys her life, but she is stilll missed at home. at 17 going on 18 she became a werewolf (whether she was bitten or it was always in her somewhere?) and four months later she finished sixth form and called kaisa out of the blue asking if she could come and move in. since they didn't live in trolberg before, she's new to the city.

i will write more cohesively about her relationships to other characters/flesh her out more later, ESPECIALLY the werewolf stuff, but now i have to go to bed. thank you for reading :-] feel free to ask/suggest anything about her!! i love discussing hilda ocs

by the way this is i think my first ever actual OC? i've made up others before but they've just been single designs i've never really thought much about their actual selves because i suck at writing. dylan is the first one thats really stuck. part of her is based off myself and people i know, most of her is not. the main similarity between us is double-denim.

this is fun though. critique is welcome

(obviously her werewolf self is a swedish elkhound. i know the design kind of just looks like a furry im working on it)

[bookreadingpsycopath]

THE WAY LUKES EYES WERE TEARING WHEN HE WAS TALKING WITH PERCY IN THE FINAL FOREST SCENE!!! HE WASNT SAD HE WAS FUCKING HEARTBROKEN BECAUSE THERE WAS THIS KID THAT HE HAD BASICALLY ADOPTED AS HIS YOUNGER BROTHER AND HE WAS HURTING HIM. LUKE WAS FUCKING HEARTBROKEN BECAUSE HE WAS HURTING PERCY AND PERCY WAS SAYING THAT HE WAS BETRAYING THEM. LUKE WANTED TO HURT THE GODS HE WANTED THEM TO FEEL THE PAIN THAT HE FELT HE WAS SO TIRED OF BEING USED. HE WAS TIRED OF BEING A PAWN OF CONSTANTLY BEING PUSHED BACK AND IGNORED BY HIS DAD. HE RAN AWAY AND MADE HIS OWN FAMILY. ONE THAT WAS HIS AND JUST HIS. AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN AWAY BECAUSE THE GODS WERE MAD AND HADES LET THE HELL HOUNDS AT THEM AND THE ONLY THING THE FUCKING KING OF THE GODS DID WAS TEAR IT APART. HE TURNED THALIA INTO A TREE A FUCKING PINE TREE. LUKE AND THALIA WERE ON THE RUN BEFORE ANNABETH JOINED THEM THEY WERE SO CLOSE THEY WERE SIBLINGS TO EACH OTHER THEY WERE ALL THEY HAD AND THEN THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE TAKES IT AWAY AND ESSENTIALLY TELLS THEM TO BE GRATEFUL AND LUKE IS FURIOUS HE ISNT JUST MAD HE IS FURIOUS. HE HAS JUST HAD EVERYTHING TAKEN FROM HIM AND HE WAS PROBABLY TERRIFIED BECAUSE HE HAD JUST LOST THALIA AND NOW HES AT THIS CAMP AND HE IS TERRIFED AND OVERFLOWING WITH RAGE BECAUSE IN HIS EYES THE GODS TOOK THALIA AWAY THEY TOOK HIS FAMILY AWAY AND HE HAS A PLAN TO GET HIS REVENGE AND HE COULD DO IT WITH PERCY. PERCY WHO LUKE TOOK UNDER HIS WING. PERCY WHO LUKE PROTECTED FROM CLARISSE. PERCY WHO LUKE TRAINED IN THE FOREST WITH. PERCY WHO TOLD LUKE ABOUT ALL OF THE ANGER HE FELT AT THE GODS. PERCY WHO WAS A LITTLE TO MUCH LIKE LUKE. AND IF PERCY WENT THEN MAYBE ANNABETH WOULD COME. ANNABETH HIS LITTLE SISTER. ANNABETH WHO HE PRACTICALLY RAISED. ANNABETH WHO HE LOVES AND CARES ABOUT MORE THAN THE WORLD. ANNABETH WHO HE IS SO OVERPROTECTIVE OF IN THE MOST SIBLING WAY POSSIBLE. ANNABETH WHO KNEW THALIA. THAT ANNABETH. AND THEN MAYBE JUST MAYBE LUKE COULD HAVE A FAMILY AGAIN. MAYBE HE COULD FEEL LIKE HE TRULY BELONGED AGAIN.

anyway this is just my opinion but I loved that they were both tearing up during that scene

[thequeenoffishburrito]

Need me a chlobrina fanfic or comic where sabrina realises she doesnt like zoe for not being assertive (and frankly a little boring), she doesnt like marinette and the gang cuz despite them calling themselves the good guys they dont follow rules and shit (aka getting disgusted at marinette stalking adrien but still having to keep a happy face) wanting to do good and help others but realising she misses the reward of doing good things for others (like chloe giving her things) and then realising being good isnt what she thought itd be

Basically I need me a chlobrina fanfic where sabrina realises the best time of her life was with chloe and then finding a depressed chloe who's all regretful of her actions and then goes up to chloe (maybe in ms hound's outfit) who's regretting all her actions but sabrina is like "ngl everyone kind of sucks, you sucked too of course, but everyone needs discipline and needs to stick to the rules and you were trying to lead them" etc etc

Basically I need a fic or comic of chloe trying to start a redemption arc but sabrina trying to corrupt her again. Gimme the toxic lesbians supreme PLEASE.

[fictionfixations]

watching black butler for the first time and just have to ask

does anyone know why this is called english dub?? (on crunchyroll)

cause it has both jp and en but i spent a few moments being so utterly confused on where the jp one was because i read the title and not underneath 💀

i mean. i think theres been instances where when adding the movies they have separate ones that are the eng dub and the other in jp. so like. did it use to be that way then for some reason they made it into the same thing and just forgot to change the name??

???????

also wheres book of murder

also it was a joy to be like partway through s2 and look at the wiki of black butler then realize theres parts that are just entirely anime only and now im confused on wtf is canon and whats not. like like i was looking through it cause i wanted to see how far the latest episode manga chapters wise is and then check how many chapters there are in comparison and wow we still have a bit

it was like 1-6 thats manga and then a bunch thats filler (and some not? but still a lot of filler) except my memory is shit and i literally cant remember whats happened in specific episodes 😭😭😭

like i mean anime-only stuff can be good when done right, its just black butler is a little confusing for me even without the extra stuff.....

i kinda wish i knew this beforehand so i could just skip it (and idk maybe go back once i finish everything else but so it wouldnt affect my impression of stuff) because the way i was just so confused on what was going on 💀????

like i went into this with a very basic understanding of what happened in the story (and also some major manga spoilers lmfao? well i think theyre major spoilers i have no clue) and then.

i feel like i need to like go and look through the wiki of anime-only episodes and their summary to refresh my memory on what happened there so i can be like. no. that did not happen in the manga

so

so let me get this straight theres no angel stuff right (or at least not yet idk for all i know theres angels in the future)

theres not the the the wolf hound thing right? i dont think? he hasnt appeared in book of circus so i assume not. unless the timeline is very much out of order and it happens in the future and circus is in the past idk man

also the the ciel's parents being melded together i dont think thats canon either?

nor is i think whatever happened with the queen??????

i genuinely couldnt wrap my head around the explanation given of what happened to her so okay at one point she looks young and that might be her husbands body and then the next shes dead and then the next shes old again and apparently theres a fake which one is the fake is it the old lady or the young girl i have no clue 😭😭😭

i thought the the flower ring i think elizabeth's. ..................maid?? i forget. that she made and then it made its way to ciel i think thats cool

also i think grell came back with ..................their chainsaw (im so utterly confused on grell's pronouns because one moment they're referred to as a girl and another as a guy? i think? unless that didnt happen and i was just so tired i misread subtitles. everytime i was like okay so she/her someones like referring to grell as a guy or something and im just sat here like WHICH IS IT!?!?!? maybe genderfluid idfk. so yknow what sure get it king/queen and everything in between) but that didnt happen.

but tbh i think i just got lost in the sauce man 💀

also i dont think anything in s2 is canon? or well. a good majority isnt? tbh i watched s1 and s2 so close together i genuinely cant remember what was in which

also i have literally no clue what was about that moon drop(???) thing i retained like zero memory of what it does

also someone give ciel a break holy shit the bad touch adults are after him and now it might also be people his age????? who are kinda freaks????

or well i dont think alois(was that his name i forgot) wanted him wanted him he just kinda wanted to like torture him or something. and kill him. ...tbh i forgot. bruh i only watched s2 a day ago and my recollection of it is just gone 💀. but also still. kinda a weirdo

like ah. demon ciel. ...i dont think that actually happened also so weird to watch all that then book of circus none of it happened

.........im gonna be honest i thought it was cooler for ciel to have his soul eaten by sebastian like hes always said and stuff

also genuinely gives me like blue exorcist vibes?? like the last couple of episodes of this one season were anime only i think? and i go to next season and theyre repeating conversations and its like they never even bonded or something and im just like didnt this happen already (like there was a question about birthdays or something i think that they already had) and then i look at the crunchyroll comments and its like 'btw guys those last few episodes were anime-only' so like OH

man i miss crunchyroll comments

i think they were removed cause they were like spamming this gay anime with negative stuff but like bruh the amount of stuff id just completely miss if not for the comments dude. like

like i had no idea that jjk animators were like being treated really badly?? or like of anime hiatuses'????

or like that theres post credit scenes? dude i never check stuff after credits even if theres like a very obvious gap in the bar thatd indicate there might be something there because i just dont want to see spoilers about the next episode 💀💀💀

im not even joking ive literally done exactly that then i read something thats like about the post credit scene of this one episode and im just like WHAT

theres a WHAT????

and i went back and checked and low and behold THERE IT WAS

kinda reminds me of my bad habit where when i was new to anime i just completely skipped until after the opening. i didnt watch the beginning because i didnt want recaps and the way i missed important scenes and never realized until someone mentioned it and im just like what??

😭😭😭😭

trying to get into the habit of checking after credits now but man.

anyway if anyone has extra knowledge about black butler that i should know while watching please let me know

id usually rely on the comments for this but aha crunchyroll comments are gone so aw shucks

[poishy]

Feelin kinda down so fuck it- how about some burnt bread hcs if you got any?

If not, how about disco kid?

~ fan-mans

hope u feel better soon bro ! also HELL YEAH BURNT BREAD !!!!!!!! one of my favorites :3

so where does it all begin? well.... (under the cut bc its Long)

aran didnt actually have to use any of dirty tricks to take joe down, so they didn't start off on that bad of a foot, or a bad foot at all. (fighting is par for the course for this sport, of course.)

that being said though, you still see n hear things ab eachother, and have assumptions as a result. Aran initally sees joe as a snobby, wimpy man, and joe aran as a scary, unpredictable brute.

eventually, however, aran starts looking at joe... a little differently. he pranks him a lot because yknow. its funny. but joe doesnt seem to mind it at all... in fact, he takes his pranks really well, and it makes aran see strong joe is in a way and how much of a sense of humor he has.

joe at the other hand, noticed that aran, outside the ring, was actually fairly tame, outside of his pranks of course. it helped a lot with mellowing his perception of him. combine this joe's many hobbies and aran's try-everything attitude, and youve got the start of a click !

news of their little budding relationship spreads around the minor- and world circuit, and kaiser begins to take notice ab how joe talks ab aran, how hed normally b horrified at the prospect of him being anywhere NEAR him.

so one day, in all his eternal german grace, he says...

''well if you love him so much, why don't you two kiss, hm?''

and joe hadnt gotten that thought out of his head since.

as for disco kid hcs, ive already told most of them so ill talk ab how the minor circuit reacted to joe wanting to confess to aran instead !!

disco, albeit kinda scared of aran, is ecstatic for joe, wishes him luck and wants to know EVERYTHING about how it went afterward

i imagine hippo would be pretty whatever about it. guy isnt too concerned ab peoples love lifes. wishes him luck like disco tho.

meanwhile kaiser? ''Eh, it is your funeral''

I imagine the world circuit wouldn't be as close with eachother seeing as how theyre busier n likely more hounded by journalists, but they do know in broad terms what goes on in the lives of eachother.

so macho catches wind of aran's crush, and he basically shittalks joe to arans face

''I know everyone's standards are too high for you, but joe's just a sad bar, even for you.''

Aran, not even reacting to the dig against him, starts ranting to macho about how joe is admirable as all hell for getting back up after 99 losses, and how that must mean he has a real love and respect for the sport. He even boldly exclaims that joe arguably works harder than macho, the victories who seems to come so easily to him.

macho eventually leaves, deciding aran's not worth his precious time.

aran then turns around, and OMG HE SEES JOE STANDING THERE !!!!!

anyway he heard all about what aran said (thats right, overhearing ooc conversations and miscommunication happening is OUT, overhearing conversations and gaining respect for someone is IN), and confesses right there and then. aran, hearing prolly the most romantic speech thats ever been directed to him in his entire life, is at a loss for words. He can't say anything other than ''of course, joey.''

and thats the start of their relationship :3

as for other misc hcs that dont fit anywhere else...

one time, when cleaning out aran's jacket pockets (joe's a bit of a neat freak), he found... a bunch of lint. But also !! he found a ton of crumpled up notes. They included phrases for the ring, comedic poems... but they also had affirmations for himself, about his family, but also about joe. joe, sans the lint, left the pockets as is. ever since then though, he's felt closer to him than ever.

joe will often try to pick up aran like a princess. considering hes still decently muscled, he can do it succesfully.

joe loves baking, especially bread, but aran will ALWAYS manage to set something on fire. think spencer from icarly.

they infodump to eachother ab their respective countries histories and folk tales, joe esp ab the former n aran ab the latter.

one time, joe and aran set out for a night walk. then, they (or rather aran) thought he heard a banshee screech. what they actually heard prolly was a car tire screeching in the distance. aran, however, was never the less scared SHITLESS and ran tf home, screaming highpitched. He had to be comforted by joe all night after they got home.

aran loves going to theme parks. he loves the rush. joe, however, hates the tall rides like the rollercoasters, n prefers the calmer rides like the teacups. They have a ''goes onto the rollercoaster alone'' x ''holds the persons stuff while theyre gone'' dynamic.

they rly like singing duets together, especially after a couple drinks. wine in joe's case and beer in arans case. theyve sang at macho's parties before as well, and needless to say they make for great entertainment.

aran often sends joe cursed memes n selfies that joe just Does Not understand

''aran, i will Not hold feet with you, zat's disgusting''

''come on joey..... do ye love me or not......''

[camerawhoisalsocam]

Okay time to rip this crossover trailer to shreds. First the Grimm are no threat to the Justice League.

You cannot convince me that Superman will have any difficulty dealing with a Grim army. Add in Wonder Woman, Flash, and Jessica Cruz and it is basically over. Grimm arent even on Parademon level and those things are Apokolips cannon fodder that Batman can beat with ease. I know they see the Grimm are evolving to their weaknesses, but Kryptonite only works on Superman?

Wonder Woman is almost as strong as him and has almost no weaknesses, besides in her early days when you could beat her by tying up her hands but I dont think these grimm can consider that a great deal of strength. In Batman's contingenies for the JL, he needs to give Wonder Woman a "Phantom Opponent" aka fake construct of some sort like a hologram or a simulation to keep her locked in battle. No way any of these Grimm are doing that.

And as for Flash? Again, no Weaknesses besides plot stopping him! Unless those Grimm tap into the speed force no Grimm should be able to touch him.

I didnt see any yellow Grimm either so unless these things can somehow make Jess lose her will power they stand no chance. She has taken on way stronger armies, these glorified hell hounds dont stand a chance

I didnt mention them above so I'll speed run them cuz I still think the Grimm stand no chance. Cyborgs tech is way too immense and can adapt and upgrade constantly, so if the Grimm evolve so can he. Vixen and Black Canary are meta humans and can easily take on the Grimm cannon fodder, both hero's are around building level and are amazing at hand to hand combat. And as much as I hate how OP he is for being a rich guy with good tech

Batman can clear out these grimm. Not only does Batman have contingencies for every league member up above who can easily stomp these Grimm into black mist, Batmans no kill rule only applies to humanoids. Grimm are just animals on steroids, Batman is gonna be mercing them.

Like does the Leauge REALLY need team RWBY? Just call up the other members like Martian Manhunter, the 3-4 other Lanterns, Aquaman, Dr Fate, Shazam, the Hawks, Zatana, Constantine, the Teen Titans, or literally so many other people? If they say in the movie that the other members are across the world also dealing with this then thats fair. Not really cuz so many of these characters can wipe out these Grimm with ease! Grimm are weak! They aren't like something that can give the Teen Titans a run for their money!

My power scaling complaints really popped off huh? Okay whats next?

So they hype up Kilgores partner in crime who's supposed to be stronger and smarter. We get this shot which makes me think this is another simulation

But oh jeez I dunno who this potential secret villian is! Really it could be any RWBY villian who's a genius and has the color yellow as one of this primary colors. Oh! I know! Hazel! (pst its Watts)

Okay so Team RWBY got new powers to show off. Except Weiss. Yang shoots fire, Blake has staffs and shadow energy, and Ruby with her wooden Cresent Rose teleports.

And Weiss...

Yeah in both of her actions shots to show off her new abilities she's in her shitty V7 outfit and not using that stupid gun she's supposed to have in the cover.

One noticeable thing is that JNPR is just gone. They haven't been seen, mentioned, there's been no leaks on them, so I dont think they gonna appear. Im thankful that Renora Cyborg love triangle isnt gonna happen, but im also disappointed that the one good part of the first crossover, that being the Jess and Jaune duo, will not happen. You know I actually feel bad when I wanted to see Jaune on screen.

And im sorry but this is just choppy work when it comes to editing

This scene of the sea dragon comes out of the water and scares Blake, Ruby narrates and says fearfully "What is that?" And Blake as bland as she can says "They made a new Grimm". Im sorry but, if they made a new Grimm, why not show it when they say its new? Why show a Grimm from Volume 4? Just show the new Grimm!

Thank you! It actually looks cool! Except it shouldn't even be that scary! It looks like nothing out of the ordinary for team RWBY minus the Kryptonite, which shouldn't be an issue when you have WW, Flash, Jess, Cyborg, and everybody else who isnt weak to it.

And I hate that Jess just flies and shoot fire. I can tell this is as creative as its gonna get for her, the girl who's powers allow her to make ANYTHING!

All in all it's nonsensical. Its like putting Goku into My Hero Academia and expecting something to actually hurt him. The RWBY verse is not that strong, its just not. The JL who are arguable the strongest super hero team in all of comics, are not supposed to have trouble with these things. Now if it was the Teen Titans I'd believe it. But with the JL this is like Tuesday to them. They've fought the Legion of Doom, the forces of Apokolips, Gods new and old, whole Lantern Corps, demons and monsters, Meta Humans out the ass, and so much more. Hellhounds that can replicate their powers and weaknesses should be a cake walk. But somehow they're gonna nerf the hero's and make team RWBY the greatest hero's of all time! They're gonna save the Justice Leauge and the earth! They did everyone now clap! Clap and forget how those incompetent idiots doomed their own world!

I hate this. I hope this is the last RWBY project released. I feel bad for the animators who got forced to make this, I dont want it to flop so they dont suffer but FUCK do I hate this and want it to flop so bad it finally kills Rwby so I can stop seeing greenlight volume 10. The only hashtag more annoying is the restore the Snyderverse.

So yeah those are my thoughts. Cant wait to pirate this in October.

AND IF I SEE ANY SHIPPING WITH TEAM RWBY AND THE JL IM CALLING THE FEDS