#it hasn't happened yet

[pratchettquotes]

"Carrot! Don't you remember last night? Didn't you wonder what I might become? Didn't you worry about the future?"

"No."

"Why the hell not?"

"It hasn't happened yet. Shall we get back? It'll be dark soon."

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

[heymeowmao]

If you start to experience temporary blindness or numbness, it means the illness is progressing. Eventually, it will lead to permanent blindness. Then, death.

[beekeeperspicnic]

ppst

psst

pppsssttt

come closer

come closer

...

beta testing next week maybe?

[anexistingexistence]

Just found an old yandere Co-worker x Lasko WIP in which Co-worker kinda just kills Kody

[gydima]

Listen, guys, I'm so tired of my job. I just want a job where nothing ever goes wrong. Where no one ever makes mistakes, especially me. Where can I get one of those?

[technicoloryuri]

Injecting estrogen and then having to drive an hour home to get an earful from my mom makes me deserving of some kind of award

[profounddestinyrebel]

What a brave yet controversial opinion. You're banished for speaking ill of the Firelord

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

[bi-hop]

erm.

[cosmolog]

So I walk into my mam's house and this is just playing...

And I don't know what to think of it. It's kinda groovy

This one is a real one

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I’m terrified of carpal tunnel because of what it would do to my ability to get off 😵‍💫 (vagina haver who is sadly not ambidextrous)

i work a desk job where carpal tunnel is a very real risk and i have have this fear too.

[secretagent9]

ladies and gentlemen, the sequel to eating too much spaghetti: eating too much lasagna

[gojohatemail]

Was HEARTBROKEN to see that no one had made this with Laios yet

Edit: Please refrain from calling him a himbo on my posts please and thank you

[yewstronaut]

honestly the highest compliment I could receive re my cooking is a neighbor knocking on my door and bashfully asking what I'm making and if they could try some because it just smells so good

[snickersnek]

concept: a mild-mannered salaryman-looking man

he wears a grey suit, thinks paprika is spicy, would prefer it if we could all put the weapons down and discuss this like reasonable adults.

he pilots a Harrison Armories Enkidu. while inside of that mech he becomes a foul-mouthed cackling madman glorying in the bloodshed as much as the most punk-coded horus trans catear-modded razorgirl can be

but on getting out of the Enkidu he just straightens his tie and "feels good to get that out of my system." and is back to the most boring, union-grey person you have seen in your life.

the fact he's a lancer at all is mindboggling.

[incomingalbatross]

Tenth-century-or-earlier Old English poem Deor is great because it's just the poet going "my problems are just like when Blorbo from my legends had problems" and providing a long list of names of people in vaguely-described situations.

And then modern scholars have to read it like "we have literally barely heard of any of these guys, who even are they" because it's been a thousand years and several massive culture shifts, and some of the poet's blorbos now only survive in his references to them.

[crazycookieraider]

If I had a nickel for every time I got obsessed over a morally dubious blue-eyed man wrapped in bandages I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice