#it happened irl and... y'all
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jesper: *lowkey panicking* "guys i seriously cannot find my airpods"
inej: "maybe you should say a prayer to saint anthony"
jesper: "OH YEAH! what's that rhyme that's like 'saint anthony, saint anthony please come down, something is lost and needs to be found?'"
inej: "yeah that's it"
jesper: *literally 5 seconds later* "OH MY GOD I FOUND THEM"
inej: "see? saint anthony never fails"
jesper: "for real"
kaz: "you seriously think saint anthony helped you find your airpods??"
jesper: "hey man, i'm not about to deny the saints"
#this isn't really funny but idc#it happened irl and... y'all#let me tell you how shocked i was#genuinely not even a minute later i found my earbuds in the most obscure spot ever#i would not have ever looked there but yk what#saint anthony came in clutch fr#six of crows#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#incorrect six of crows#incorrect soc#six of crows fandom#incorrect soc quotes#incorrect six of crows quotes
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Irondad fic ideas #154
CW: this one's pretty gruesome. read at your own risk
Peter is a young child who's been kidnapped. His parents and/or his aunt and uncle were killed and he was taken. Along with a bunch of other little kids, he's been held captive and experimented on.
When the Avengers suddenly bust the kidnapping operation, the kidnappers try at the last second to destroy their research. They gas the small room where the kids are being held.
It's Iron Man who ends up blasting through. What he finds is horrifying. All but one of the children are dead.
The one who's left is just sitting among the bodies, crying, shocked, terrified. Iron Man carries him out of there, then once they're safe from the gas Tony steps out of the suit to comfort the kid while he's given oxygen.
Little 5-year-old Peter Parker imprints on his savior hard.
He just went through an unimaginable amount of trauma, then Iron Man burst through like an avenging angel. This is the first time he's ever felt protected in his memory. Tony holds the crying kid, and the kid can tolerate no one else near him.
This becomes a slight problem when they get back to base. But Tony can't find it in him to let SHIELD take the kid away, let them strip him of this one tiny bit of comfort. He keeps seeing all those other kids when he closes his eyes.
This one needs him right now. And if "right now" eventually becomes "this is my son," well. Who could've predicted that.
#sing it with me: codependency irl is bad but reading it in fic heals me on fundamental levels#give me separation anxiety peter! fiercely protective suddenly-a-parent tony!#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#btw sorry this is so gruesome y'all#cw: violence#idk is that the right tag?#just this image of peter being the only one of a whole group to survive wouldn't leave my brain#then him imprinting on his rescuer instantly#how tony might struggle with emotional vulnerability normally but wouldn't hesitate to comfort this child#iron dad and spider son#peter parker#tony stark#also imagine the moment a few months in when peter finally asks tony to be his dad#tony (crying): sure I can do that#imagine a moment where tony tells peter about his own time being kidnapped#imagine what would happen if the kidnappers (let's say hydra) CAME BACK#queueueueue#see announcements
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Lately I've seen people complaining about how unrealistic it was that Michonne found Rick's belongings in TWD.
In TWD?
My buddy pal friend you mean in TWD?
The show where a comatose man wakes up in a zombie apocalypse?
And then is helped just in time by a survivor (by the way they meet again way later by accident) and then finds a group of survivors that somehow is the same group of survivors his family is with?
AND THEN when his son is shot by accident, the man that shot him is luckily living with a VETERINARIAN that can save Carl?
That TWD?
#“is unrealistic” my dude is a zombie TV show#also those kind of things DO happen irl what are y'all talking about#are you telling me you haven't find a good old friend in the weirdest place possible?#the walking dead#twd#twd tv show#the walking dead series#michonne#richonne#rick grimes#carl grimes#random thoughts on TWD#twd the ones who live#the ones who live#rick twd#and that's only the first two seasons
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Aight, I want to ask something to Rotomblr 'cause I'm actually curious.
How many of y'all had an actual, Prof-given starter, and how many just... got a random wild one?
#im actually curious i thought starters were more common#also what happened???? i want to know how y'all met por partners!!!!#pokeblogging#pokemon irl#clay talks#rotomblr#pokemon rp
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Bakudeku getting extremely more popular and normalized bothers the shit out of me a little bit because I did not spend years of my life hiding that I like that ship out of fear of getting harassed for everyone to now shift so quickly over the last chapters. You like Bakudeku? MY Bakudeku? The one ship a lot of people had to pretend they didn't like in case they got attacked? For a fictional ship????? THAT Bakudeku???
#like don't get me wrong i'm glad people are seeing the ship in a better light now#and i'm happy that people who ship them now can say it publicly#but i did not get death threats and was actively insulted in IRL conversations too for y'all to suddenly act like that didn't happen lmao#again don't get me wrong this is coming out as very selfish and self-centered and i'm happy people are shipping them publicly now#but i'm a bit bitter#and bakudeku was already extremely popular and famous btw i'm not saying it wasn't BUT#it was also frowned upon by A TON of people#so uhhh idk maybe don't attack people over fictional ships that's kinda my only message here tbh#bnha#boku no hero academia#bakudeku
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I just awoke from a nice nap and-
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-I apparently slept for around 7 hours.
I could have sworn I just put my daughter to bed for her nap. Apparently I fell asleep too and nobody woke me up.
#How did this happen?#rotomblr#pokeblogging#pkmn irl#OOC// I actually went to sleep it was like 5 a.m. where I live lmaooo#OOC// Good Morning (or rather noon?) to y'all! ^^
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no bg ver because i once AGAIN added too many details and thet got lost with everything else
#vargas#edgar vargas#vargas zarla#scriabin vargas#scriabin#zarla s#what vargas did y'all read ahh art#I'M BACK TO BEING MENTALLY ILL ( drawing stuff from this timeline ? idk i want to call it au but it's not an au#i wanted to draw something with fireflies and it was about time i drew them like this again#idk what happened man i used to draw them ssssoo much#and guys oh my god this is the third time i want to make a piece of these two with a nice background#but this is like THE FIRST TIME EVER I MANAGE TO FINISH ONE#this took three days . it was suuuper fun to do#did i struggle ? yes#still . i promised a background#and i drew one . i didn't say i'd be ggood .#they make me SSSSICK AAAAAAHHHH#okay so i'm into yaelokre now . and the art style is SO PRETTY#i'm going to try and make mine as pretty because ooouugghh#I KNOW FIREFLIES AREN'T THIS BRIGHT IRL OKAY leave mmme alone#idk i've seen fireflies like . once#i drew this while listening to park bird . really really love the vibe . it fits them#i think that's all CODE LYOKO IS ON BYE#chapter 20/21#illlustration#fireflies#i love park bird's music . makes me feel melancholic#sunny's art
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Being a tma fan is great, of course it is! Who wouldn't love such a good podcast. But it also brings some experiences into a terrible, cursed, supernatural new light.
Like the other day I was out around Kings Cross with a friend, and we stumbled upon an antique shop! It looked small and we'd never noticed it before so we decided to go in. There was only one other person in there, a guy. I initially thought he was the owner but I noticed he was holding a camera and looking around, so he probably wasn't. It was bigger on the inside than it had looked from the outside, and had several rooms. We went into the nearest one, and it was absolutely filled with mannequins.
I started to notice that barely anything had price tags on it. At this point I got a little creeped out, that many fake eyes angled towards you tends to have that effect, so we decided to leave. The other guy in the shop was blocking the exit slightly, and i didn't want to be rude and ask him to move, so I pretended to be looking at something to pass the time. That's when I noticed that he was looking at me.
Now I'm no stranger to being stared at, my fashion style involves chains and mini skirts so you can imagine how often I get looked at in all kinds of ways, but this was different. At first I thought he was looking past me, but even as I smiled and we made eye contact it was very clear, that look of slight, dull intrigue; he was looking at me like I was an antique, a static object, something he wanted to buy.
Needless to say, this freaked me out even more, and i left very quickly indeed. After this, the power of The Stranger makes even more sense than before... There's something so morbid about being reminded that when it comes down to it, all you are is an object, and an object is what you shall be made into; how much power do you really have over your own body when it really comes down to it? And how can you tell who, or perhaps what, a seemingly normal fellow patron is.
#Honestly I have no idea if y'all are interested in my silly irl adventures#But if you listened to nearly 200 statements you can listen to this <3#Wild times though#This isn't even close to the weirdest things that have happened to me tho lmao#tma#the magnus archives#tma the stranger#nikola orsinov#tma posting#tma statement#< it's not really this but it's close enough right?
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Me picking a four letter name for myself: there's no way someone could possibly mispronounce such a simple name
Literally everyone I meet who reads my name: Lehto?
#Killing and maiming#It's LEE-to#Rhymes with speedo if you're a soft t speaker like me or cheeto if you annunciate idrc just say LEE#This has only happened irl to my knowledge but just in case any of y'all didn't know 😭
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Am i the only one that feels weird when people describe dazai as a womanizer, say he fucked the nurse etc? Like to me he is so gay coded that i just can't take his whole flirting with women thing seriously. It feels part of his clown persona and not a sincere representation of his character at all. I know that irl dazai was a womanizer, but bsd takes inspiration from the lives of the authors and twists the events to craft entirely new characters (eg dazai was the one who admired akutagawa irl not the other way around). And one important thing is how none of his relationships with women have any substance. He's shown to respect them sure, but emotionally his relations to them are completely empty. He admires their beauty, but it is with men that he always has deeper emotional connections with (his life was literally changed by chuuya and oda, because of his relationship with them) I think people who genuinely consider him a womanizer, fall for his act, his clown mask if you will.
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#dazai#i don't really know#i just don't really like the whole idea of him fucking the nurse#given what we know happened to irl dazai#plus my man was literally shot through the chest#idk how any shagging could have taken place but y'all are free to give your input#soukoku#like my man flirts with every male on the show#grabbing sigma by the waist and dancing w him#touching chuuya's cheek even though he didn't need to#when he nullified corruption#whatever the hell he and fyodor have going on
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It's actually so messed up that I open The Handmaid's Tale tag to see posts about the show while I'm waiting for the new season and I see posts about things that are going on in the real world, about things changing for worse and looking more and more like society in the show/book.
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*gritting teeth* I can be nice and leave people alone when they're doing something I don't like... Even if they ARE nuclearizing my favorite found families
#gopher rambles#complaining#“a is the dad. b and c are the uncles. d and e are the kids” shut up shut up please#they're a group of (primarily) unrelated adults. as someone who has a found family dynamic with someone irl that happens to be analogous to#traditional familial bonds (we are siblings in all the ways that matter); that isn't the only way people can be found family!#its not even the primary way!#damn dudes. y'all never talk about mentor&mentee dynamics without them being made into Parent 2: Electric Boogaloo#what about complex dynamics where one person sees the other as analogous to family. but the other sees more distance between them#AND STOP INFANTALIZING ND CHARACTERS. JESUS. BEING ND DOES NOT MAKE YOU THE “CHILD” OF THEFRIEND GROUP#gahhhh#vent ish
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"Back by unpopular demand:"
"Us!"
#[*trips and falls to the ground like that one pepe frog meme but dramatically explodes into a million pieces instead* hi hi]#[i'll start by apologizing and thanking y'all for your patience bc wheew its been almost 2 months since my last post holy shittt]#[mental health along with intrusive thoughts and stuff have been absolute ass and still are right now]#[not gonna go into much detail bc i'm dealing with tons of bad stuff and negativity but yeah]#[at this point i aint even going to say 'im back!' bc everytime i do some even more terrible shit happens irl so naw]#[i also can't promise thread replies today bc i already know i'll likely not be able to finish any]#[but i will try to at least start working on some of them ;v;]#[other than that please feel free to send in stuff if you wish!]#[i haven't been around in so long that i feel completely rusty and out of the loop rn]#[but i think i'll start with the few asks i was unable to get to last time]#[if you guys who sent them see this: i'm sorry for the super looooong wait and thank you so much for your patience!!! <3]#[hope everyone's having a lovely day/night!!! <3]#;ic#(?#;ooc#(??#[the world will never truly know *x files music plays*]
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*sighs* getting called out publicly for *checks notes*
warning someone that having their barely teenaged kid be their caretaker, willingly or not, can have detrimental mental health consequences on the kid because I've lived that experience and came out of it barely functioning-
Was not on the agenda today
Do we have to reschedule any meetings to make up for lost time?
#irl shit that just happened#y'all fuck my crippling empathy#that kid is so fucked unless she gets the proper help#help that doesnt exist by the way#because hospitals punish healthcare workers for seeking help coping with the stresses of their job#there is next to no functional help for caregivers#you cant give good and safe (for both parties) care when emotionally invested in the patient#too much emotional gunk rides on the outcomes#FUCK FUCK FUCK#Anyways my day is ruined#i definitely ruined it myself#but ruined nonetheless
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Csptaineer art request 5. admiring them from afar
dear anon, I know you asked for art but I had intended these as writing prompts! however!! I may doodle something for this later anyway, because it's cute :3
and still, never do we tire of watching stars glow
head engineer mark x reader (the captain) | words: 877
For as long as you'd known him, he'd always had a certain look of awe about him when it came to space:
When you were kids, huddled up in blankets watching a documentary about The Solar System while you shared a bowl of cookies.
And as teens, laying side by side in the dry summer grass, gazing up at the stars dotting the sky, laughing and pointing out constellations and making up stories about what it would be like when you got to be among them.
And as cadets, the first time you voyaged beyond Earth's atmosphere.
Now the Captain of a ship he'd built from the ground up, it took you by surprise when you looked up from your data tablet one day to see him gazing at you with that same look of wistfulness and wonder.
His expression lasted for the briefest moment before he registered that you'd seen him, eyes widening and cheeks flushing almost imperceptibly from this distance. He immediately averted his gaze to anywhere but yours, busying himself with whatever he could.
You let out an amused huff, an incredulous yet flattered smile tugging at the corners of your lips.
It was far from the first time you'd caught someone giving you a starstruck or near-mesmerised look, especially within your own crew. But for him to be the one staring like that? The same admiration and fascination that you'd seen in his eyes when he beheld an eclipse, or a meteor shower, or your new home planet, directed at you…?
You couldn't deny the small flutter in your stomach, or your heartbeat slightly quickening its pace.
You brushed off the thought and continued working, but from then on you couldn't help but keep noticing the awe and longing when he looked at you, whether it be from across a room or in conversation. It made you wonder if this was a recent phenomenon, or if you had simply been blind to it for a long time.
It was one of those moments of catching his warm, starlit gaze in which you were caught off-guard once again.
You met his eyes with the same intensity once you realised he was watching you, raising your eyebrows slightly to get his attention. He looked embarrassed and a little taken aback, as he always did in such scenarios, and you could practically see the gears turning in his head as he decided whether or not to abandon ship. Instead, his mouth curved into a smile that crinkled his eyes with fondness, followed by a quick wink.
Now it was your turn to look surprised.
It's not that the gesture was out of character or that he couldn't be bold when he wanted to. You just hadn't expected it now.
Later, you found it in you to be direct.
‘What's with all the staring lately, Mark?’
His eyes widened at the question. It wasn't particularly like you to be so upfront about something like this.
You watched as your head engineer’s expression turned apologetic and a little guilty, like he'd been caught red-handed.
‘Uhh- I'm sorry. Am I in trouble, Captain?’
You giggled quietly. ‘Nah. I never said I minded, just wondering…’
He visibly relaxed at your response.
‘Oh, well in that case. To be honest, Cap, it's sorta hard to look away sometimes.’
You felt your face flush at this, but were given no pause to utter a reply even if you’d had the words; he continued quickly, as if just realising what he'd said aloud and in the same moment deciding to fully commit to speaking his mind, before he could let himself back out.
‘I just- I love seeing you doing your job, you look so happy and assured. And proud — of everyone you work with, proud that you're part of the team. You're always so willing to help out and listen to what everyone needs. And watching you take command of a situation- You just– you have this aura that screams that you belong here, this is what you were meant to do, and you have a positive effect on everybody around you. We're so lucky and grateful to have you as our Captain.’
And here you are, stunned into silence for a moment.
He stands there, trying to gauge your reaction, a little flustered himself but steadfast in his confession.
You feel a little giddy, but take a breath to soothe your racing heart, finally composing yourself again as the smile you can no longer hold back paints your face.
‘Thank you, Mark. That's… that's really sweet.’
He grins. ‘Just being honest.’
‘And I feel exactly the same about you, by the way.’
He tilts his head in confusion.
‘Watching you in action, it's the same.’
You can see it in his eyes when it clicks.
‘Wait, Captain, are you saying you-’
‘Almost as much as you,’ you chuckle. ‘Except I don't get caught. You could definitely use some improvement in that area.’
He looks away, smile becoming sheepish, the tint on his cheeks you are sure matches yours from only moments ago.
‘But… like I said,’ you speak up again, drawing his attention back to you. ‘I don't really mind. It is kinda cute seeing your reaction when I catch you.’
#I'm sorry this took a lot longer than I was planning#at first I was just struggling then when I got into it stuff was happening irl and I was too busy😩#but anyway I hope you enjoy!#hope this doesn't read as too ooc or anything😬 I just want super sweet fluff rn#maybe I am just overthinking but lmk what you think y'all think#as always reading your comments makes my entire day or week even#ALSO CHILDHOOD FRIENDS CAPTAINEER WOOO#I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR THE TROPE#AND I THINK ABOUT MARK AND THE CAPTAIN AS KIDS ALL THE TIME LIKE WAY TOO MUCH#also about the title bc I was feeling a little poetic :0 just think.#humanity has been gazing at the same stars for eons#and yet we still do it#we don't ever get bored#maybe some like to more than others but#I think it's fair to say that it's a pretty universally shared and agreed upon idea that stars are beautiful#and looking at them is nice#and we probably won't stop any time soon#I think that's a nice sentiment :) and it literally just came to me as I was trying to think of a title#amee writes#blooming romance prompts#asks#anonymous#iswm#in space with markiplier#captaineer#engineer mark x captain#engineer mark x reader#head engineer mark x reader#head engineer mark#engineer!mark
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media literacy is when you declare entire collections of film and tv shows as lacking any depth solely on the basis of its primary audience being kids. clearly
#some of you are very shallow i think#also *very* strange that y'all think not watching things w/ dark subject matters = unable to handle it in real life#somehow i am LESS phased by recounts of happenings irl than in movies and TV#stuff happening in movies and TV shows feel far more intense because of the heightened experience of those mediums#the tense music. the attachment to characters. the fact that sometimes these things aren't even -plausible- irl makes it scarier#also i think youre kidding yourselves if exposure to stuff in media properly preps you to be able to handle yourself better irl#like most of the time you do not get PTSD from watching movies and TV shows. experiencing that stuff IRL is different#stop kidding yourselves and just say you dont like animated kids shows and movies and move on. you dont have to get a superiority complex-#over it
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