#Killing and maiming

[kermit-coded]

me when dc makes jokes about nightwing's ass on their official social media but won't address the fact that he's canonically been raped and sexually harassed multiple times

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

pogtopia arc

[neurotypical-sonic]

sonic in movie 1: I can speed up my perception of time, so that it seems the world around me is moving in slow motion, allowing me to pull off some fun tricks :)

sonic in movie 3: WHOAAA this new guy is moving faster than what is normal!!!! I am so taken by suprise, I cant keep up!!!!!

[drunkenclown555]

Everytime one of y'all say "Curly is an enabler" an angels wings are violently ripped off.

Y'ALL DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS AND IT SHOWS.

[thebearsthings]

the should hire me to go under water and kill large amounts of sea urchins…. i deserve it… and it helps the environment soooo

[mantarobin]

my honest to god reaction after i buy a pretty dress and look super cunty in it, and my dad (who knows im trans but misgenders and deadnames me regardless) goes "I thought you.. with the whole 'boy' thing... you're so confusing :/"

[moreclaypigeons]

The audiobook for harrow the ninth only has 2 copies at my library so it's a ten week wait for it I have to explode everything

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Me picking a four letter name for myself: there's no way someone could possibly mispronounce such a simple name

Literally everyone I meet who reads my name: Lehto?

[jinxneedssleep]

My brain is letting my hyperfixations DIE and I CANNOT handle this. All I have left is scrolling in tumblr

[manglednatalia]

The Jackal from Thir13en Ghosts aesthetic board 👻💀

[emmaspolaroid]

every time I have to wake up at 6AM I can’t sleep

[nart-is-a-monster]

If no one is going to make that fucked up fanart of that stupid Twink I will.

[noxith-sky]

If anyone tries to bring back the 10 year old 'Jaina is a crazy bitch, how dare she get involved in a war conflict' discourse I'm going to fucking stab them. This misogynous is 10 years old, fucking stop!!

[yappacadaver]

the "find it on zubi! now on WONTOO! check us out on Lunco!" thing but it's in my fucking!!!!!! my fucking healthcare oh my god. can we just have everything in one place please

[drinkthemlock]

11:39 in the evening marching band next to my window playing the flamengo anthem

[mutsukiss]

Shit sport