#it gets everywhere

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

having 3 feet of hair is always a *ride* when I have to shower. cause. oh boy. so much. it's all over me. I hate it. why.

[noirlipstickstains]

at the beach and having a realization that i don’t fuck with sand

just happy to be with the girls

[the-kick-of-bones-malone]

Moving buckets of sand on god oo rah, oo rah

Moving sand across the land oo rah, oo rah

Guess I just have buckets of sand

Moving them across the land

All just for the approval of my CO

[therealfailwhale]

Expectation versus reality.

[radroller]

Stuff that is glittery: nice! Love the sparkles, it’s just a fun thing to see!

Stuff that gets glitter on things: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[ozziesdisco]

god why must you throw all the miseries at me at midnight

[avi-illustration]

Sign of “Life”

i do not recommend drawing every single window one by one. i regret some choices. my fingers were so tense. 

[iodotsys]

Happy Tom Foolery Day!

"Oops...I missed it."

Yesss, happy belated Tomfoolery Day to all.

[pseudocyan]

Cleaning your house: ❌

Giving your broom and mop a house tour: ✅

[retconner]

Part 3 of the beach episode

[solies-scripts]

The only problem with working in a cake shop? You're always covered in chocolate and flour

[starshinebomber]

I can hear this post

just some of the pharaoh's curses I've collected during my travels through the ancient deserts

[loveaankilaq]

People online (white) will create so many conspiracy theories that just boil down to "Asians aren't complete human beings with their own thoughts and autonomy" like maybe Chinese people are just going about their day to day life. Maybe a video of a North Korean person like chilling is just a person chilling, who isn't going to power down like a robot once the video is over. Stop being a fucking creep.

[los-plantalones]

reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?

Edit as if 6/17: Y’ALL FAILED ME

[genetics4life]

Shoutout to all the girls whose phone cameras tell them to clean their lens for a clearer picture.

[thelilylav]

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.