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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

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My five year plan is to listen to music

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ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

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i cant wait to be 32 all the 32 year old trans women i know are really hot

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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

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"Why do you hate found family" you guys will call characters who r literally coworkers siblings its stupid.

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definitely top 10 image. like every day we are given so many opportunities to use it. unreal mileage. timeless

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Vans in Muzik 025 June 1997

by Lance Dalgart 

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Hi, hope this isn't weird. I just made a really good plantain soup and thought of you.

https://www.quericavida.com/recipes/plantain-soup/0073abb9-1560-447a-a7ac-1cb1b64639a7

Que Rico!!! Thanks for sharing, I love plantains. Not weird at all I really appreciate getting soup recs! Now I have to make this sopa de platano 😋

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hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring

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Soups of 2025: Harira

Harira is a Moroccan and Algerian tomato and meat soup commonly served during Ramadan as part of Iftar, the evening fast-breaking meal. The base ingredients are tomatoes, lentils, chickpeas, vermicelli, meat (or can be made vegetarian) and a thickening mixture called tadouira. Moroccans usually make this with lentils while Algerians leave them out.

My pantry is looking a bit bare at the moment since I am moving in a few days, so I substituted pinto beans for chickpeas because I ran out. This dish is often eaten with dates and figs on the side, but I ate it by itself. This was very hearty and comforting and a welcome treat at the end of a long day. Ramadan Mubarak!

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poob is rolling back its DEI initiatives. poob fired all of its employees after they tried to unionize. poob's ceo was recently on david sperm's podcast saying that he thinks women are the same as dogs to him. but poob is the only service that has candyworld chronicles on it so its really hard to just stop using it :/

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Conformity

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leave your shitty transmisogynist partner

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it