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I’m 99% sure queen Margrethe was invited to Charles’ 8000 hour long coronation last year and just went
#cecil blogs her life#Danish tag#tldr the Danish queen handed in her 2 week notice (literally) on New Year’s Eve by going aight I’m abdicating during her NYE speech#and today her son was proclaimed king. they basically signed some papers and then that was it#it genuinely took 30 minutes#I’m really not a royalist but it felt very scandinavian and efficient#Denmark#queen margrethe#dronning margrethe#meme
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Doing master studies the only way I know how: Stealing them and making them my guys.
(Barberini Faun)
(The Fallen Angel - Alexandre Cabanel)
(Covent Garden - William Bruce Ellis Rankin)
#obviously. not actually theft...#i was gonna say these are public domain but covent garden actually isnt yet#it will be. in two years.#thats the most different one though like i added a whole new guy..#maybe not the most different. barberini faun is pretty different i just took the post#pose#its barely even a study. thats not true#but. what was i saying.#oh its not theft it's study... the purpose is to learn!!! but also. if im gonna spend like 2 days on something...#its GONNA be my guys#otherwise. idk. i only want to spend 30 or so minutes per study#just to get the notes down and the practice for the skill im working on#i dont get all that much more out of completely rendering a master study. PERSONALLY.#at least definitely not enough to be worth taking 100x longer#but making them my characters makes it worth going all the way!!!#plus it's good practice w like. not just going 1:1 but actually genuinely interpreting whats there so i can manipulate it...#again. personally. this is just how i worm#WORK#youd better worm bitch#uhm... anyways yeah. ive done lots of study but why TF share it LMAO i dont even save it#its just to learn. ive got 1 million other drawings to save and look at later.#once the learning is done it's done its job and i have no need anymore#this is why the only studies i have are from school. i had to save and upload them#well. ok also i dont study as much now BUT in my defense im a full time artist#an hour or so a week is different ok im learning while working too.. i learned how to learn and i do it all the time now#master studies#digital art#my art#illustration#my ocs
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so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment
#so i explained before that there's 3 venues and on my very first shift they had me doing the restaurant venue for 2 hours#which was FINE like i was a bit cautious bc my manager is VERY stressed all the time and the place generally feels like it's falling apart#not the building itself just. the way it's run like it's just got new owners and the previous manager apparently#EMPTIED THE TILLS AND TRASHED THE PLACE like cost them THOUSANDS of pounds and on top of that#there was beef with the head chef and the new owners that meant he left and took the ENTIRE BACK OF HOUSE WITH HIM#THERE ARE NO KITCHEN STAFF ATM. I HAVE TO LIE AND TELL CUSTOMERS WE DONT HAVE FOOD ATM BC OF 'REFURBISHMENT'#WHEN IN ACTUALITY THE /RESTAURANT/ DOESNT HAVE CHEFS. DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT IS#and then the front of house staff are very lacking aside maybe 2 people we're ALL NEW and all of them EXCEPT ME#LIKE LITERALLY JUST ME IM THE ONLY EXCEPTION. ALL OF THEM ARE UNTRAINED#so when i applied with bar training coffee training and very solid waitressing skills they genuinely treated me like a saviour#like i am FENDING off shifts tbh im in a v good position bc they need me too much to get shitty w me if i refuse hours but i can literally#have as many as i want bc they will just give me them. like they're obsessed w me im rota'd for over 60 hours this week#but anyway that very first shift after 2 hours in the restaurant i then walked to the mini golf venue on the OTHER SIDE OF TOWN#and my manager stayed for 30 MINUTES. IF THAT. and showed me around the place + how to close THEN LEFT ME THERE#FIRST DAY HE GAVE ME THE KEYS AND LEFT ME TO RUN AN ENTIRE VENUE. IT'S NOT SMALL EITHER IT'S A WHOLE BAR#AND I HAD TO CLOSE ON MY OWN TOO and ironically the shift itself went rlly well like it was so chill#it was kinda boring but honestly i kinda rated it it's v easy money and the close went perfectly nothing cropped up that i was unsure about#and then. AND THEN. i havent even ranted to my mutuals about this yet bc i was acc so horrified by it but i locked the front doors#and went to lock the gate AND THE KEY GOT STUCK IN THE LOCK. WOULD NOT COME OUT. HELLA VS KEYS ROUND 3927593#my mum even showed up and tried to help me wrestle this thing out i called my manager and he literally told me to just snap it#bc he'd rather a snapped key that NO ONE could get out than just leave it there overnight but bc of my recent house key moment#i was like AM I FUCK SNAPPING THIS KEY. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. so i had to just leave it and at the time#i was realllyyyyyyyyyy beating myself up but my manager is actually rlly nice he's just stretched v thin#and ive also had time to be like uhh actually they shouldnt have left a random 21 y/o girl alone with the keys on her first day#omg i havent even talked about what happened on saturday. ACTUAL SHAMBLES#LIKE THIS /\/\ ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO EVERYTHING! IM RUNNING OUT OF TAG ROOM! IM GONNA REBLOG THIS TONIGHT W MORE PROBABLY!#BC GUESS WHO IS WORKING A CLOSE LATER AT THE NIGHTCLUB THEN OPENING THE RESTAURANT AT 8AM. GUESS#hella slaves to capitalism
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don't wanna spoil starkid innit, but I do wanna say, corey should play hidgens permanently
#he has the range give him the opportunity nick#starkid#starkid innit#hatchetfield#listen jeff was good but im in love w corey as hidgens#he sang so well#also i hace so so so so many thoughts anf feelings about this show but i also wanna sit down and have ask questions and have a conversation#with each cast member for 30 minutes minimum#so so so SO MANY THOUGHTS#clark foing when i was#took me by such surprise and it was complete silence just him singing the ENTIRE THING#genuinely felt like i was the only one singing along but i was also crying#'ive FALLEN from up HIIIIGH' KILL ME
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think I figured out why I've been in a full trauma trigger state for the last week+ and iiiiiiit is embarrassing
it's because I went on a nice date that I enjoyed
and in the background without even TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT my brain decided to start freaking the fuck out about the inevitability of abuse and the essential harm I do by existing in the world. but like. in the background. to the degree that I have at most been vaguely aware that that's even a thought process I was having let alone that it was what was distressing me.
but I have laid out some timelines of when I entered 24/7-panic-attack mode and it lines up precisely to going home after a nice date. for fuck's sake.
trauma is stupid and emotions are dumb. and if trauma shit is going to fuck up my whole week my brain could at least have the good grace to tell me what I'm upset about.
#red said#the reason it's embarrassing is that it has genuinely been REALLY bad this week#i very nearly ended up hiding under my desk at work. 4 different people have asked if I'm doing ok#i was so dizzy and spaced out that it took me 15 minutes to start a 30 minute meeting#whereupon i dropped the same pen six times in about 30 seconds#also my wrist has been hurting me so fucking bad it's been in a brace for 2 days. which is. inexplicably. a consistent anxiety symptom.#now this might not SOUND like a full on panic attack but the thing to understand is i spent enough of my childhood having them#that i am like. 60% effective at suppressing the obvious symptoms and powering through#and i just get left with the numbness and dizziness and mental incapacity#but the flip side is that they don't go AWAY they last literal days#anyway it's been a wee while since i felt this bad. I'm hoping now I've identified what is going on i might be slightly less AAARGH tomorro
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not where i want to be (cozy in my warm bed) but getting there (finishing my two hour deep conditioning routine)
#tia text#i’m trying to figure out how it took two hours since the wait time for both my pre-wash oil & my conditioner is 1 hour total#then i remembered it genuinely takes 30 minutes for me to wash my hair#and another 30 minutes to rinse the conditioner/comb my hair out/apply leave in
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Tonight's Stream!
Who the fuck is johnny
Also this is gonna be my first time playing Guilty Gear Strive, as well as my first time playing any fighting game seriously! I've heard strive is supposed to be a good entry point so I'm hoping I won't be immediately turned off the genre this time.
9PM EST on Twitch!
#vtuber uprising#vtuberen#live gobbing reaction#also the character name font on the thumbnail genuinely took me like 30 minutes to make like it took me maybe 5 minutes to do the rest
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Not to once again be a farmer on main but I can't believe teenager!me hated mucking stalls so much. I am actually living my best life right now
#it also took 90 minutes to do 30 minutes of work#bc i need to take breaks literally every 5 minutes#cause hashtag fatigue#but man#genuinely living my best life rn#i have yet to figure out how exactly im gonna finish this whole shed by myself#but i just texted one of my brothers and promised pizza so here is hoping i can get help soon 🤞🤞#now would be one of those times when itd be nice if i had friends who lived in the same state as me lmao#new goal for this year: make friends with the local rodeo queers#(assuming there even is a local rodeo queer scene around here)#anyway
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fuck yeah
#peggle#this one challenge took me over 4 hours#others took me 30 minutes at worst#this one was just straight-up hell#but hey#it's done#however I do not look forward to the 750k point challenge#probably looking up a guide for that one because it genuinely does not seem possible at first glance
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i watched the entire first season of bluey when i was sick and apparently shows designed for kindergarteners are also very very good for feverish adults <3
#my attention span genuinely could not tolerate anything longer than about 30 minutes#and everything took 3x as long to do#those 7 minute low-stakes episodes were perfect#adam talks too much
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yelled at my mom a little got some weed in my system and got spaghetti overall not bad
#personal#spaghetti double funny bc my mom made my bowl while i was like ur a fucker#i didn’t cuss at her except to say it doesn’t fuckin matter to her#but anyway i just chewed her out about being so mean this morning#her argument she wasn’t being means and im in a probationary period#my argument i literally couldn’t fucking walk#also also also. they have to give me at least three warnings before they can me#technically four in total since one isn’t even on paper just a hey dude#but also even before we got on the floor i’ve had coworkers call out leave mid day or 30 minutes in or whatever#sometimes in a row of days#they’re still here#and i’m not saying i WANT to call out during a probationary period but i couldn’t fucking walk#emergencies happen#anyway so we argued about that and i asked what would have happened if she was hurt and i heard her#she IMMEDIATELY said i’d take care of her#so i was like why can’t you do that for me. even when i had the flu it took like 3 days before you checked on me#sickest i’ve ever been and 3 days to even be liek you good#we didn’t get anywhere as far as understanding each others side but i did get to yell at her so i feel better ish#like there’s no feeling better about your mom genuinely not liking you and making you question if she loves you but like#close as you can get#i also ended it with telling her i hope she gets hurt and someone treats her just like she treated me#bc i know i’d care for her but i hope someone treats her like she did me and she gets it#and also blah blah crutches in a hoarder house hard#and she was like i did it too!! she did#and i yelled back like WELL WHOS MESS ARE WE WALKING THROUGH. NOT MINE.#some weed bro were 8 edibles deep i do not want to be alive
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i was gonna post smth abt having the worst hangover known to man all day today but then i remembered it isn't even the worst hangover i've had tbh
#it does feel like the worst kind that i could reasonably expect to feel w the way i've scaled back drinking tho#anw. last night was so nice yayyyy#also today was rough bc of the hangover but it took me approximately 30 minutes to completely shut down the usual#post hangout feeling of not deserving happiness or having somehow ruined everything#genuinely proud of how far ive come 😊
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Sorry to tell but my mind keeps blanking when I’m trying to draw and the cat look like abominations in the sketches. I will have to reach into the backlog of designs but assure Stormclan and the Wildcats will eventually be made. Just need some time for the brain fog to clear up. Thanks for understanding
#update#not a design#btw a few designs from the new book are done#but when I tried to draw Galestar it took genuinely 30 minutes before I gave up#I’ll figure it out eventually
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why did I ever private this, it's so good
TOOK ME 30 MINUTES BUT IT TURNED OUT GREAT
#reblogs#thoughts#I was looking through all my posts and so many of them were privated :(( took my time publishing them again#anyways. this genuinely took around 30 minutes because blender is hard to learn man
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anyone who was following my drug saga from a few weeks ago i have an important update: the other day my DOC transformed one night into, from my perspective, roughly fourteen days, and i do in fact feel like i have been reborn, and sort of like i pressure washed my brain, and i have not been able to think of anything besides "i feel Changed and strangely Violated" for the past 48 hours, so i'm going to take a break from hallucinogens for a bit, i think,
#i have no self control i will almost certainly dose again in like two weeks tops#but fucking christ dude#that was actually insane#staggered a dose and took like 30% more than usual#fucking. mind bending experience.#i went to space. walk around the block took twelve hours. was in a coma for three days.#[<-stargazed for half an hour. walked for fifteen minutes. napped for two hours.]#absolutely off the fucking wall. genuinely don't even know how to put it into words.#time dilation is no fucking joke#syndesinae.txt
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need to bite and rip and tear etc etc
#if i was regularly 10 minutes late to my shift and took more than my allotted 10 minute breaks id be fired#but its fine for everyone else 🙄🙄#like i get passive aggresive emails about how im supposed to clock in 10 mins early to set up my computer#if im not on the phones at 8:30 on the dot#(note: i have been late all of one (1) time)#like genuinely i Do Not Get what the problem is? i bitch and moan here where nobody can see it but i am perfectly pleasant to my coworkers#even when im saying get your asses on the fucking phone j word it as 'hey! is anyone else avail to hop in?'#and i'd leave but there's no other wfh positions i can really take#negative
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