#it fucken snowi

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

update

[kron-icles]

It’s been windy and snowy here, so I decided to turn Beckham into the Fucken wimdy meme lol

[luasworks]

*taps microphone* testing, testing !! i present… my thoughts…

Laswell had to ban the 141 from playing both Uno and Monopoly as one snowy Christmas day, insults were being thrown left right and centre because Gaz placed down a +4 on top of Ghost’s +4, resulting in Soap squealing like a child saying stuff like…

“YE CANNE FUCKEN DO THAT, YOU WALLY”

causing Laswell to just take the deck away from them and hand the monopoly box to Price as she locks the Uno card away in the no-no cabinet.

monopoly was even worse than Uno as before the game even started, they were all arguing about who gets what piece.

ghost: “i want the car”

gaz: “fuck off, it’s mine”

price and laswell: “stop arguing”

soap: “i’m the wee ducky”

eventually after no less than 10 minutes of arguing, Kate lost her shit and took monopoly away too resulting in a permanent ban of the games and the four men trudged their way to the living room to watch Arthur Christmas while mumbling things about each other

[purplerebel101]

Tintin Movie Novel Anyone??

Trying to do my own originality for once on here since I've got my laptop out (instead of reblogging with no hashtags)

But this is mainly for the thriving Tintin fans on here.

So I've seen conversations of the 2011 Tintin game and it's...interesting game play but...

HAS ANYONE EVER READ THE NOVEL ADAPTATIONS OF THE 2011 MOVIE!?!??

Cause I just bought a copy and currently reading it and...it's a interesting fun read honestly.

For the most of the book, it tries to stick to the movie layout and dialogue. But I read tothe part where Tintin, Haddock and Snowy are stranded at sea and being shot at by the seaplane.

I was hyping myself up to that iconic line of "we've got one bullet", but instead of the Tintin shooting the seaplane with a gun, HE SHOOTS IT WITH A FUCKEN FLARE GUN! A FLARE GUN!!

...WHATTTTT!???

I just found it both funny, hilarious and a bit dumb when reading that part of the book and imagining Tintin with a fat as flare gun instead of a pistol (or whatever model gun he had in the film).

Tintin shooting down the seaplane with a gun/one bullet is one of my favorite scenes from the movie and one of the badass scenes of Tintin I loved.

"Bad news, Captain. We've only got one bullet.

"And what's the good news?"

"We've got one bullet."

(damn man)

Anyway, that was just part of the book. I'm not slandering or hating, juts found it funny really.

So...yeah, that's been on my mind for the last hour and now on here. Still got more to read in the book adaptation and might share more extracts I anymore come up interesting.

[aweisz]

it fucken snowy

[la-vie-en-lys]

It's fucken snowy.

[anonsally]

Recent bad bird photos

Top row: Left: We get a lot of dark-eyed juncos around here, but usually only the Oregon subspecies. This one belongs to the slate-colored subspecies, as far as I can tell. Right: a yellow-rumped warbler partially obscured by the flowers it was eating from.

Row 2: An oak titmouse entering and exiting a cavity in a utility pole. Maybe making a nest in there?

Row 3: One of the red-shouldered hawks that nests in my neighborhood.

Row 4: Two common goldeneyes on Lake Merritt, one of which I caught in an extremely derpy moment.

Row 5: what would have been an excellent photo of an American coot, if it hadn't turned its head away just when I took the photo.

Row 6: two shots of an eared grebe (facing away in the second photo, but I loved this view of its fuzzy head).

Row 7: a very blurry attempt at a snowy egret version of It Fucken Wimdy.

Row 8: blurry photo of what I assume was a house finch; excellent photo of a spotted towhee's butt.

[d-issent]

Did you guys know that my very, very first MSR/TTTE/Smudger-based fic was entirely centred around cats?

I wrote an entire "book," and had multiple other books planned out; a cat named "Stripes" was the main protagonist, she worked with Smudger and turned into the Edgiest Mf in The World when he was decommissioned.

I think the whole idea was; the cats are much smaller and much more limber than humans, so they could couple and uncouple the carriages (somehow,) check that carriage doors were closed, go for help without the engine losing either one of their human crew, walk ahead of the train on foggy/snowy days to check for blockages or animals on the rails, etc. None of it makes any damn sense but I was twelve.

The Big Plot that was meant to span across about seven books was that every single engine who had met a sticky end in TTTE (Godred, Smudger, Proteus(maybe?) Silver, etc) had at one point had a Cat Partner, and those cats would each tell Stripes their sob story of how they lost their engine. All of it does lead up to a huge campaign/effort for humans to stop their cutthroat treatment of their engines, and I think Smudger and Stripes were eventually meant to be re-united at the end, but later on I think I fucken killed Stripes before that could happen lmfao.

There was also some weird subplot about all of the characters from TUGS being cats too? They were all reincarnated as cats or something after Bigg City Port shut down, and I think Stripes was behind that too using uh... Magical protagonist powers or some shit. I'll have to find the book, but man oh man it was a wild time.

Again. Everything about this is completely nonsensical, but I do think back on it sometimes and Laugh, a lot.

[fandoms-spamdom]

goodmroning. its fucken snowy out here

wHAT THE FU-

[stoptellinglieslois]

Principal of pleasure part 3

From Jon’s birthday to Valentine day as city’s start to get flooded with water. It requires the help of the league as Dick and Clark face each other since the party. they have only been calling and texting each other since then. 

Emotions distraction on the job as the city floods.

Superman x Nightwing.

Dick

It was cold at night on Valentine day the coldest night of the year and that’s when Killer crock and Penguin wanted to flood out the whole states and city’s. The water had reached Bludhaven and Gotham and others first before it went on to other major states.

I was on the roof of a house it was me Red hood along with Zatanna Wonder woman fighting off Penguin.

It was a skating ring on  this roof the people are still inside I could hear them scream in terror as they wanting to flee the house and take cover.

Penguin blast us the house tree caught on fire I never remembered Penguin using a flame gun before.

As Wonder woman got closer to Penguin I noticed the whole snowy street started flooding very slowly.

“Shit.” I whisper as Batman giving the whole league instructions on where Killer crock is he was the main source on why the whole state was drowning. 

Jason decided to get impatient and a harsh crack popped Penguin on the crown of his head he went down for the count.

“What you hit him with.” I asked as Wonder woman tied him up with her lasso.

“With this.” It was a fucken brick I gasped and jumped down the house I looked up and I went still for a moment when Batman was giving instruction on Killer crock on how to take down Crock Superman was the main principal person how was in the lead of pursuit of Crock what the hell is he doing here.

He descended on the slushy ground as he faced all of us I had no words to say He shouldn’t be here.

“What are you doing here is Crock down.”  Wonder woman exclaimed Penguin unconscious and tide up the lasso glowed as Superman approached us walking deliberately at a slow pace. 

“Aaah I thought you needed help I heard a cry from over here.” Oh my god he was lying I knew he was lying he’s not a liar the lasso glowed making penguin all the more constricted.

Batman yelling in the ear piece on updates.

“Are you lying.”

“No I’m not.”

“Kal-El.” Wonder woman asked and held up the lasso showing us it was glowing.

“Since we got the Penguin let’s toss him in the cage and go after Crock, Got that invisible jet anywhere.” Jason swooped in and I knew he didn’t want anymore question why Clark was here and wanted a way out of this confusion.

“Ah yes this way Kal-El coming.” She motioned him to come with us.

“No why don’t we spilt up you go with Wonder woman and me and Nightwing go to Crock.” No more comments as they walked towards the jet I could still hear Batman yelling in my ear piece.

“Let’s go.” Superman carried me bridal style I was not expecting this from him at all.

I didn’t say anything as soon as we landed I took off from him running towards Killer crock.

I found most of the league here Crock holds a child hostage. “Get closer to me and I bite her head off.” We are at the main source where the whole state is being flooded the city plumbing now was just a pile of garbage on the floor.

As Green arrow shot four of his arrows and all four struck Crock on the back  he went down the arrows are laced with something unknown. 

I ran and saved the little girl before Crock slumped over and crushed her,  hugging me tightly as she thanked me everyone was walking out of the under ground sewer system of Gotham I felt a hand touching my shoulder.

“I just wanted to see you that’s all.” Clark whispered in my ear and walked past me, Red cape blowing behind him I was still holding the little girl as I was walking out behind everyone.

I thought to myself he lied to the team he lied to Wonder women he would not listen to Batman and his orders which I knew he would hear hell for this and had Jason lying for us to protect us from suspicion.

Because he just wanted to see me. 

End of part 3 next will be part 4

Thank you for reading !

[starfallen-sloth]

Damn... really wanna go out for a ride on my old cycle again...

[starskyssluttyredlongjohns]

It fucken snowy

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[shuruzy]

it fucken WIMDY (and snowy)

[theirtheretheyre]

the weather is truly being transphobic rn :/ its like 17°F and snowy but im actually comfy and not dysphoric at all in these shorts!! fucking why cant i wear em!!! stupid ass shit rn bc my fucken knees will freeze

[thebiballerina]

I couldn't resist.

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[Image description: A screenshot of the post which inspired the, "It fucken WIMDY" meme, with various elements edited to make the post about Holly Mop instead of a fox.

Tumblr everythingmops (edited from the original everythingfoxes) posts a picture of a windswept Holly Mop, somewhat obviously edited replace the fox in front of the snowy, windy background of the original photo.

Tumblr user moppost-generator (edited from the original foxpost-generator) reblogs the photo with the comment, "It fucken WIMDY". The profile picture of the user is a photo of Holly Mop facing the camera (replacing the original fox profile photo). Tumblr user ourspecial reblogs this with the comment "ever since I first saw this post, 'it fucken WIMDY' is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household". Tumblr user moppost-generator, again, reblogs this with the comment, "My job is done."

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Update from our family walk today. It was, as they say, too fucken wimdy.