#it entirely depends on the brainrot and that changes day to day

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

I love how Gwaine’s whole thing with Merlin is: I’ll follow you into any chaos you want but do you really need to bring your boyfriend along?

Then just casually being in love with him the entire time.

“Arthur’s lucky to have us.”

“Not Arthur.”

They’re madly in love and no one can convince me otherwise.

[rollinouttahere-writes]

I was thinking about this AU where Kaku runs off with Lucky and decided to share my brainrot with the class, here you go:

Despite Kaku's fears that they would be hunted by the government until the day they died, they actually give up fairly quickly. Kaku disappeared during a Buster Call. The possibility that he died and was blown to bits is hardly unreasonable. There is a bit of a search for him given the lack of a body to confirm his death with, but after they catch up with the rest of CP9 and see he isn't with them, he's dismissed as being dead. Cipher Pol agents are so broken in and brainwashed that the World Government never even considers the possibility that he deserted. As long as Kaku stays away from locations that are frequented by the Marines/World Government, he'll continue to be considered dead.

His fellow CP9 members also assume him dead when they're unable to find him. It's shocking to them, but it's also not hard to believe that a cannonball could have taken him out after he was defeated by Zoro. It's not until they catch wind of Lucky's disappearance that they begin to question it. Kalifa and Lucci remember how fond Kaku was of her and find it more than a little suspicious that both of them vanished at Enies Lobby. But... There was a Buster Call going on. Maybe she was killed, too. That much fire power would have easily destroyed any bodies left behind. They question if he's still alive and with her, but they're never able to confirm it. They keep it to themselves when they're sought out for CP0. If he is alive... then they want him to have his peace.

Kaku's highest priority after he escapes with Lucky is to get out of the Grand Line. He knows that bouncing around the four Blues will be the best way to evade detection.

It takes Lucky about a year after her kidnapping to completely cave and settle into her life with Kaku. By that point, she is convinced that the Straw Hats have abandoned her. The hurt morphs into resentment and she goes from sad to bitter. She's so mad that she drops the nickname Lucky and reverts to using her real name again.

Lucky's tendency to latch onto any scrap of affection given to her benefits Kaku immensely. She's hurting from her perceived abandonment and clings to him like a lifeline. She was already close with him before the year mark. After it, they're acting like a normal happy couple. Kaku's sweet words and gentle touches leave her wrapped around his finger quickly and she becomes very clingy and dependent towards him.

After the year mark, she is a lot more open to Kaku's desire for children. Instead of changing the subject, she starts engaging with him on the topic. By the time the Straw Hats reunite, Lucky and Kaku could very well already have a child. Kaku wouldn't have a preference for adopted vs biological children, he's happy with whatever Lucky prefers. But if they take the adoption route, it comes with the risk of him bringing home the entire orphanage because he couldn't choose.

A reunion between Lucky and the Straw Hats would be messy. She isn't willing to listen to them or believe that they didn't abandon her. She is especially resistant if her and Kaku have a child together at that point because she wants to maintain her happy family and resents the Straw Hats for trying to break them apart.

This would be the only scenario where she truly sees their yandere tendencies. She finally sees how far they're willing to go now that they're making her do things against her will by separating her from Kaku. She's scared and feels stupid and naive for never seeing this in them before. Any attempts from the Straw Hats to bond with her again and prove that they never meant to abandon her are met with a cold shoulder. She's afraid to engage with them and just wants Kaku back. It would take months for her to start to trust them again, but she would still want to leave and go back to Kaku and becomes more and more distressed when they won't let her.

Bonus: Luffy would get very emotional upon learning about cat Ace. Even when he's frustrated with Lucky for being so stubborn, it warms his heart to know how much she also cared about Ace. He finally makes some progress in mending their relationship when he starts telling her stories about Ace from his childhood.

[snaillock]

I have mean request ( ≖‿ ≖ )

could you write something about ubers + reader taking Barou to the beach? this man DEFINITELY hates beaches. the sand that constantly sticks to his body and spills onto his things will absolutely scratch his perfectionist soul

barou + ubers beach trip

that fucking photo man im cryingggg😭😭 also thank you for feeding into my current barou brainrot

tags: gender neutral reader, written with a platonic friendship with barou in mind, typical ubers shenanigans

when snuffy announced that the team will be taking a beach trip as a treat for their hard work and victories during NEL, barou was IMMEDIATELY against it and just wanted to stay behind in the blue lock facility

from the wet sand sticking onto him everywhere to god knows what’s in the ocean (fish piss in there ya know), he was completely out.

he eventually relents when snuffy convinces him to go as it would be a good team bonding experience. and i mean who would say no to the team dad coach

barou also gets instantly annoyed that he can’t gel up his hair since the salty air and humidity will just ruin it so he’s gotta wear it down the whole trip. yet another reason for him to hate the beach

you sit next to him for the entire bus ride to his dismay and laugh at how much he overpacked for a simple day trip. he tells you to shut up to no avail as you keep cracking up at some of the things he brought.

when everyone gets there, barou sits under one of the umbrellas, far away from the tides and the wet sand, right next to aryu who’s trying to preserve his oh-so-fair skin away from the sun.

soon you ask to borrow his sunscreen since you somehow forgot your own. he does end up lending some to you while grumbling about how stupid you must be to not bring yours. then eventually you keep coming back to ask him for more things out of his heavy beach bag despite teasing him earlier because of it.

this does lead to the rest of the team asking for his stuff. oliver borrowing his extra pair of sandals. niko needing some burn gel since he accidentally fell asleep in the sun for five minutes and now the lower half of his face is sunburnt. sendou straight up taking some of his lip balm before he could even say no. lorenzo somehow eating half the snacks barou brought without him noticing.

later the team has a beach volleyball match and you invite him to join. he, of course, says no mainly because he’s disgusted by the feeling of the sand in his toes (and he’s also still pissy at everyone for taking his stuff).

so you gotta drag him out to play. and by that i mean physically drag him out by his arm while he doesn’t budge from his beach towel at all and looks at you crazy for even trying.

eventually snuffy tells you to stop and makes barou join the game to have fun with the others.

since no one in blue lock is normal, you guys play the game like your damn lives depend on it. with how egotistic the match goes, barou actually ends up enjoying it a lot. especially since he now has an excuse to finally destroy his own teammates.

(this also confuses and lowkey scares other clueless beachgoers who had the misfortune of witnessing you maniacs play)

after the game, you notice barou’s attitude and mood have greatly improved. most people wouldn’t even have noticed the change but you know him well enough to catch it.

you once got pinched by a tiny crab and placed it in barou’s hand, telling him it’s pretty crabby… like him…

he just stares at you before walking away with it, planning to release the teeny crustacean back into the water

later during the trip, he immediately jolts away when he sees your fingers covered in wet sand after making sand castles with niko with just your bare hands alone (they honestly ended up turning into sand mounds more than anything).

when you flick some of the sand onto his cheek as a joke just to see how he would react, you would think he saw the literal devil. the literal mortification on his face. thankfully he was petrified for a good few seconds which gave you plenty of time to run, living to see another day.

when everyone gets back, barou will never admit how much he actually enjoyed the trip and hanging out with the team. instead, he will grumble about how much sand got into his swim trunks and hair when he gets ready to shower.

but everyone knows he actually had a blast hanging out with the team for a day.

taglist(sign up): @userwithlotsoftime @lucas2060 @kiiyoooo @maochira (figured you would like this :3)

[crazylittlejester]

DAILY BRAINROT

It's been a long day. :[ I'm channeling all my frustration into a new WIP because I think I deserve it. (And a piece of chocolate.)

I've been chipping away at my projects much slower than I would like, but I've been unfortunately busy and can't really change that right now.

Anyway, the new WIP has raised a few interesting points, assuming my information is correct. Namely, that Wild can talk to Hylia, and the relatively common headcanon that Hyrule's been very socially isolated.

Between that and the fact that Zelda spoke to him to wake him up, I think he'd generally be very chill about disembodied voices, ghosts, etc. So, if he was hallucinating voices, I don't think he'd immediately figure things out... and explaining it to him might be complicated depending on the details. I don't think he'd just trust any voice, but he's talked to enough voices that I doubt he'd immediately assume that it's a hallucination.

Secondly, I have to wonder if Hyrule is ever afraid of what might happen if he's alone for too long. A lot of fics push him to live in the wilderness for one reason or another, as opposed to living in a town or the castle. So if there are any stories about what happens to people if they're all alone for too long in his era, I think that could be a very reasonable fear to have. Living all alone in the woods is really isolating, and without any people to socialize with, he probably gets really lonely at some point. It makes me sad. :(

its been a long day for me too, I’m channeling my frustration into Mandarin Wars Anon’s fic, this has to be the 6th time i’ve scrapped and rewritten the entire thing because i thought the plot was bad 😭

OOOOH THATS COOL I LIKE THAT. RIP wild hearing voices so often his first thought isn’t “have i lost my mind” its “can i trust this voice”

THAT MAKES ME SO SAD TOO I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. he deserves some little creature friends. like an opossum to just hold in his arms as he walks around and explores, just so he has a buddy

[megumi-fm]

this week on megumi.fm ▸ media analysis brainrot

📋 Tasks

💻 Internship ↳ setup Linux system on alternate drive (this took me wayy more time than i anticipated) ✅ ↳ install yet more dependencies ✅ ↳ read up on protein folding and families + CATH and SCOP classifications ✅ ↳ download protein structure repositories ✅ ↳ run protein modeller pipeline ✅ ↳ read papers [3/3] ✅ ↳ set up a literature review tracker ✅ ↳ code for a program to parse PDB files to obtain protein seq ✅ 🎓 Uni Final Project our manuscript got a conditional acceptance!! ↳ revise and update manuscript and images according to changes mentioned ✅ 🩺 Radiomics Projects ↳ feature extraction from radiomics data using variance-based analysis ✅ ↳ setup LASSO regression (errors? look into this) 📧 Application-related ↳ collect internship experience letter ✅ ↳ collect degree transcripts ✅ ↳ request for referee report from my prof ✅

📅 Daily-s

🛌 consistent sleep [6/7] (binge watched too much TV and forgot about bed time booo) 💧 good water intake [5/7] (need to start carrying a bottle to work) 👟 exercise [4/7] (I really need to find time between work to move around)

Fun Stuff this week

🧁 met up with my bestfriends! we collected the mugs we painted last year and gifted them to each other! we also surprised one of our besties by showing up at her place. had waffles too ^=^ 📘 met up with another close friend for dinner! hung out at a bookshop after <3 🎮back at game videos: watched this critique on a time loop game called 12 minutes //then i switched up and got super obsessed with this game called The Beginner's Guide. I watched a video analysis on it, then went on to watch the entire gameplay, then read an article on the game's concept and what it means to analyze art and yeah. wow. after which I finally started playing the game with my best friend!! 📺 ongoing: Marry my Husband, Cherry Magic Th, Last Twilight 📺 binged: Taikan Yoho (aka My Personal Weatherman), Hometown Cha Cha Cha 📹 Horror Storytelling in the internet era

📻 This week's soundtrack

so. the Taikan Yoho brainrot was followed by me listening entirely to songs that evoked similar emotions to watching the main couple. personal fav emotions include a love that feels like you could die, a love that feels like losing yourself, a love that makes you feel like you could disappear, a love asking to be held, a love that reminds you that you're not alone, and a love that feels like a promise <3

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[Jan 15 to 21; week 3/52 || I am having a blast at work ♡ I feel like I'm really learning and checking out a lot of cool stuff. That being said, I think I'm slacking when it comes to my daily routines in regards to my health. and I'm spending wayy too much time chained to my desk. maybe I'll request for an option to work from home so that I can cut on time taken on commute and spend that time exercising or walking

also. my obsession with tv shows is getting a bit. out of hand I think. not that it's particularly an issue? but I think I should switch back to my unread pile of books (or resume magpod) instead of spending my evenings on ki**a*ian. this could be unhealthy for my eyes in the long run, considering my work also involves staring at a screen all day. let's see.]

[non-bee-knees]

I've got ScarVi brainrot so here's a list of headcanons that live rent free: (a lot of it is Larry and Giacomo based (my beloveds) )

SPOILERS BELOW

Nemona is autistic

Penny is trans (mtf)

Arven has dsylexia (formed off of that one moment at the end where he forgets the name of something, paired with his apparent bad grades)

Arven's mother/father (Vi or Scar dependent) 'died' when he was young - they got caught up in their studies and the time machine went all fucky and POOF no more parent. Back then the technology wasn't advanced enough to make an AI version ((for example, I played Scarlet, so this headcannon applies to Turo getting sucked into the future, make sense?)) Arven was only young when this happened

Larry is Asexual Biromantic (fight me)

Giacomo lives with Larry- his uncle.

Giacomo is actually Unovian - his mother was from there (his father was Paldaen), and he grew up there. Something happened to his parents (they died??) and he moved to Paldea to stay with his uncle. This was all about 3 years before the story of ScarVi. ((this entire headcannon changes location if we get an Italy region because i said so))

Larry smokes; he almost always refuses to smoke at work, whether is his salary job, his gym work or at the Elite Four Tower - the one time he smoked at work was at the Elite Four Tower, ( it was a hard day) and he almost instantly got caught by Hassel

For as emotional and as sweet as he is, Hassel is the most passive agressive man alive; case and point - he will bring up Larry's smoking any chance they're alone, hoping to subtly annoy him into quitting ( this does not work)

Giacomo and Arven become good friends once Giacomo starts going to school more often (Arven has a Mabosschiff, you know Giacomo is gonna be all over that)

Giacomo has ADHD (chaotic music child my beloved)

Atticus is Autistic ( BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT HIM)

The Gym Leaders in order of age are: Larry/Brassius, Ryme, Kofu, Tulip, Katy, Iono and then Grusha (who's in his early 20's)

In terms of including the Elite Four: Hassle is the absolute oldest, Rika is a bit older than Grusha, and Poppy is obviously the youngest. Geeta falls between Kofu and Tulip.

Geeta absolutely drags everyone away on a fully funded week-long vacay every year - that one random episode of Brooklyn 99 style

Larry is just as bright and interesting as the rest of his coworkers, he's just awkward about it.

Larry's Autistic (ITS MY COMFORT GAME, I GET TO CHOOSE WHO I PROJECT ONTO)

[allmyhomieshatelawns]

Alright. ALRIGHT FINE. I’m caving okay. I’m caving to the Trolls brainrot. It’s too good okay. It’s been lifting my depression. Sue me. Please don’t, I don’t own anything and have very little money. So I’ve been devouring all I can on here about the various AU ideas, headcanons, etc. now I’m gonna actually contribute some and break my lurking status in fandoms lol. So here are some scattered thoughts, things I’d change for my AU, working stuff out. Etc. yes, it’s a Feral!Branch AU.

Wanna do me a Feral!Branch AU bc I like feral bitches So Much.

Also like… why did they leave right before the ceremony for Trollstice…? Why didn't they leave the night before, under the cover of darkness? So I'm fixing that. No more Putt-Putt trolls unfortunately, but hey, Viva doesn't get torn from her sister!

Most of the village thinks Poppy has been eaten at the beginning because Chef had wanted to snatch her early to make sure everything was perfect. However, Branch had attacked Chef, sending both he and Poppy to the ground. That's how he has her at the beginning, that's why he's the one keeping her safe as they escape.

Disco merged w Pop trolls decades ago, their ancestors being the glitter trolls.

• Trolls are magical creatures, the guardians of their style of music.

○ Most of the time they use this music to keep the Spirit of Hope flowing throughout the world.

• They have tails and claws and fangs, which varies with what type of troll they are.

• They can reproduce both sexually and asexually. Eggs are sung into existence either way though

○ Asexual reproduction happens on purpose only, there's a magical rite they go through to help themselves conceive with the Spirit of Music (Yep. You heard me. They're fucking a Spirit.)

§ This process is much easier than sexual reproduction, but still takes a lot from the laying parent

○ Sexual reproduction also only happens on purpose. The couple, or thruple in some cases, will combine their hair, locking it together, and consuming each other's DNA, then singing the egg into existence.

§ This process can take a few hours, and takes a Lot out of the parents.

• Eggs can take anywhere from a few hours to a few weeks to hatch, depending on the strength of the parents, however a long hatch doesn't necessarily mean the trolling within will be weaker, especially if they're able to have that time to develop.

• Trollstice has been going on for 100 years.

○ It started as just the bergens going ham and slaughtering everyone, before both the king of the bergens, and the king of the pop trolls, came together.

○ The king of pop was given two choices:

§ We [the bergens] will eat all of your entire people, wiping every last one out.

§ Don't leave while we build a cage around your tree to keep other bergens out, and you'll only be eaten once a year. Every year. Forever.

○ Immediate annihilation, or generational trauma? Yeah the king chose trauma. He was eaten for his efforts, once the cage was completed. He was the first troll eaten for Trollstice.

• King Peppy is that king's grandson,

○ he watched his father come into power and how horrible it all was, the terror of knowing there was a death day coming around the corner

○ Not to mention the bergens that would try to skirt the cage and reach in for any stragglers.

○ So King Peppy decided that he wouldn't do this, he would save his people.

• The plans for the escape from the Troll Tree started before Peppy was even crowned, the hollowing out of the tree and mourning as it slowly died, despite their magic hiding the worst of the effects.

○ The tunnelling takes more than a decade, but finally they make it out.

○ King Peppy pushes away memories of his first daughter, knowing that she would have to have been captured and likely eaten already.

○ It was too painful to think about those they lost that night.

How being feral works here:

• More in touch with wilder aspects, sharper senses for one, all heightened to be vigilant of danger.

○ This can easily lead to overstimulation, since sharper senses mean more sensitive. A loud bang hurts like being slapped, sudden light is like being stabbed, etc.

• Denser coat of fur

• Longer, sharper claws and fangs no matter what type of troll, this shit will get larger and more dangerous

• These trolls tend to end up on the shorter side, either from malnutrition, the walking on all fours that is common as a feral, or something else like having to hide to start with.

• Become feral by isolation, got nothing to do with colors

• More skittish for sure, more willing to go for violence

○ Will roughhouse for fun

○ Will also take long naps in the sunshine, just like a cat, ears fully alert, but able to relax in the soft warmth.

• Difficult to speak, more accustomed to growling, hissing, purring, silence, etc.

• Ferals can sing however, not with words since they can't really speak

○ It's a haunting sound, usually double-toned with a Deep Bass Rumble

• The magic ferals can do is also more 'primitive' but only in the sense that it's pretty strictly some form of deep nature magic, or some kind of knack that they have.

○ For instance, Branch is stupid good at digging homes and making them safe, why? He's got a sense of it. He's got an extra sense that tells him where to put dirt, how to mix in the water, where to support what, where not to dig, where there would be water underneath, etc. He's just good w the ground in general.

• Nesting is more important to ferals than other trolls. A feral's nest is their sacred Safe Space, if you are in their Sacred Safe Space, then you had better've been fucking invited there because you won't make it out of the nest intact.

• Grooming is more intensive of course, they're out in the wild, and the wrong scent could lead a predator to you.

○ To be groomed by a feral means they care deeply for you, and they're trying to keep you safe and clean

• Once you go feral, like, you can kinda get reintroduced to society and all that, but the physical changes won't ever go away

• Ferals hibernate in the winter, growing an extra dense coat of fur and blubber to last them the long three months of snowfall.

• Usually takes a couple of months of being completely alone to go Full Feral, if with like, one other person, it takes about a year to go Full Feral with them.

○ A community can go feral, depending on circumstances and numbers.

§ More likely that a community goes partially feral, not as wild as fully feral, but much more wild than a non-feral troll community would be, less focused on the party vibes

But yeah that’s what I’ve kinda got knocking around in my noggin, if anyone wants to gush w me, please feel free. I will gush about these stupid fucking trolls for hours without taking a breath. They’ve hooked their damn claws into me.

[pasteloctoz]

Disclaimer: I am not a medical professional, take everything I say with a grain of salt. All I did was do some research and paid attention in science class when they were talking about homeostasis. Also, this is a long post, brainrot kicked in and I decided to just keep talking about this.

It is about to be midnight where I live and I need this brainrot question answered PRONTO!!! (I answered it myself because I got more curious the further down the rabbit hole I went)

So- what are the logistics of being a vampire??? Like- in general.

Everyone keeps saying that "vampires are cold" but that would imply that vampires stop pumping blood after turning. This wouldn't be the case since in the redactedverse there are instances (*cough cough* Adam) of vampires draining other vampires.

Unless Adam bit into every artery in his maker and sucked it dry, I doubt Adam would have a chance of draining someone with no blood flow. I would like to point out that vampires go for the main arteries (neck, wrist, etc.) to have the blood come to them so they can feed easily.

I searched it up and this is what I found:

"Because a vampire's body essentially "dies", it no longer conducts heat the way a normal human body does."

Basically, after turning vampires go from warm-blooded to cold-blooded. Though, the way they worded it had me wondering, "How do humans conduct heat?" So I searched it up.

Now, I'm really confused. Vampires don't usually eat, and I'm not sure inactive organs are going to emit heat. (as you can tell I really want there to be a chance at a warm vampire)

More research- this time I'm looking at the redacted wiki fandom, to refresh myself on the effects of turning on the person's core. I can't trust too much cause the Wiki fandom is a lil messy but I should've known that if a person's powers are muted, the core is also muted-

So it's not the core, and it's not the bloodstream that warms them up. The only thing that would warm them up is feeding. And there's the real question- how specifically do vampires feed? Do they bite in and swallow the blood to digest it from there? Or do their fangs suck it up and bring it directly to their bloodstream somehow?

The first way would be very inefficient and take longer for them to fully feel the effects of being full. As well as the fact that the nutrient, oxygen, and water in the blood needed for them to survive would already be digested enough to flow to other parts of the body. As a result, vampires would most likely drain their "victims" before they realize they are full. They also would most likely need hella lot more blood than is portrayed in redacted to survive.

The second option is a little more intuitive. It would be a lot quicker, and at the rate that the body pumps blood around (one blood cell can travel the entire body in a minute), the needed nutrient would get to the body in time for the vampire to feel full. Though, I'm not sure the blood would stay warm for that long. Depends on how much the vampire takes. It also poses the question "Do vampires make their own blood?" I'd think so because they heal quickly but at the same time I don't because they fuckin drink the stuff. Another question would be how they get the blood from the fangs to the bloodstream, but they also grew fangs so technically anatomy changing around isn't out of the question.

This has already taken two hours of my life we're not even going to talk about how much blood is actually needed to satiate a vampire's hunger for a day- let alone a few days to a week.

So, looking at this scientifically, yes, vampires can be warm, and not just after feeding. They can also be warm digesting human foods even though they don't get anything out of it. As long as something passes through the digestive tract I think that's enough to get the chemical reactions or whatever going. Would a wine glass of blood be enough to keep a vampire full? no, but it's a nice thought.

Obviously, this is all fantasy, do whatever you want, I just like thinking about the logistics of things, and the fact that I live with a nurse (my mom) doesn't help lol

Anyways, have a great night guys, and ig I'll see you tomorrow (It's 1 am)

[silvertherogue715]

hello! How are you doing? I’m curious about the little guy you called Stringbean in the Rai and Lai drawings. First of all he’s adorable and I love his design, but I’m mainly curious about what his species is and what they’re capable of? And what sort of role does the little guy and his species come in? I hope you have a good day/night! thank you!

Hey! I’m doing well! I had a lovely 2 day break from classes (weird break schedule or something) and thoroughly enjoyed drawing for like 12 hours straight. Then the weekend came and i ended up working the entire time, haha. How are you?

Just gotta sort through some note for this ask--

What is he?

Stringbean (aka Snoot Snoot) is a little snake-like species (Verimor) in my Brainrot AU that shows up in Arc 3/the Sentinel Minx Arc. Like all creatures (Vitafons)on his planet (Vitafona), he is capable of absorbing energy through emotions. 

Some Vitafons have a natural affinity to feed off of one energy type (negative) over the other (positive) and are therefore more dangerous, but they are not exclusively limited to one type over the other.

An overindulgence, especially of negative energy (on purpose or accident) can trigger changes in personality, especially when young.

EX: a natural disaster triggers masses of animals fear and panic

Vitafons are not like traditional animals. While they are physical, they’re mostly made up of the energy they consume throughout their life. The energy they consume at the beginning of their life can greatly impact their natures growing up.

They can also live for varying amounts of time, depending on the specific species. Stringbean’s species can live for a super long time (like hundreds of years) while others only last a few months.

Vitafons need to consume energy fairly regularly, but in smaller amounts as they get older. When young, the more energy they consume, the faster they grow!

What can he do?

Aside from the emotion absorption thing, he can also spit acid! His cheeks can swell up like chipmunks before he spits. He also uses the tendrils on his neck to sense and absorb energy (from other creatures/plants/etc) while he flies around through the air. 

He’ll get more abilities as he gets older.

His role?

Vitafons are the pinnacle for Sunstar’s argument with the Virens that it should be possible to create an energy source that does not exclusively use either positive or negative emotions (like a hyper energy crystal). Vitafons are the species the Virens based their emotion-to-energy-conversion science on in the first place, after all. I like to think that the Virens were similarly wasteful to humans before traveling the stars and happening across planet Vitafona Then, their entire civilization/society got rebooted to adjust to their new scientific discovery.

Snoot Snoot himself is found by Minx as a baby after some sort of traumatic (but completely accidental) event happens to him. During this time, she has no idea how she’s supposed to handle any kind of Vitafon, let alone a Verimor, but does as humans do when they see the equivalent of a kicked puppy and immediately goes baby-mode trying to comfort him. Next thing you know the snake-puppy’s imprinted on her as a secondary caregiver and follows her around whenever she shows up on Vitafona.

Lai did also try to kill Snoot Snoot in the beginning, just as Slur had trained him to do, but Minx was not having any of it. This is how she learns that when the Twins see a young Verimor (or Vitafon in general) showing signs of excessive exposure/absorption of negative energy, Slur tasked them with killing it before it could become a problem to other Vitafons. When brought up to Duo, however, the twins discover that Slur was never permitted to kill any of the creatures, only to log their behavior. This serves as one of the first big reveals to the twins that Slur is not quite the saintess she pretended to be.

Hope this answers some questions! Goodnight.

[lazaruspiss]

20 questions for writers

tagged by @roipecheur mwah mwah !!

1. how many works do you have on AO3? - 34

2. what's your total AO3 word count? - 65,516

3. what fandoms do you write for? - its pure DC brainrot babes. maybe that'll change one day, but i have a hard time balancing multiple interests

4. what are your top 5 fics by kudos? - A Kind Place To Rest, What’s in a gift?, Indulgence, Always a Kitten, Red Wings

5. do you respond to comments? - i try!!! but know that even if i don't reply i give each and every comment a lil smooch

6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? - most of my stuff is pretty fucked up, but Black fish, blue fish, old fish, new fish. and The Leagues That Go Bump In The Night are probably up there? both because they involve Dick experiencing violent assaults with the promise of more to come and because he doesn't compartmentalize/justify/repress it much at all. so he's just forced to experience The Horrors. Damian's chapter in A curse in disguise. is the thing that actually makes me wanna yell though. I wrote that?? I only have myself to blame for making me feel things??? what the fuck man.

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? - tough question. hm. I was able to pull up like, 6 candidates, but I'm not really sure how to measure "happy ending". Endings that were the most... more happy by the end than when they started...? i guess? There are a few that end on a "and the ship sailed happily ever after" type note. New Beginnings is a bit more enthusiastically happy, because Dick and Kori are just so damn excited to have babies

8. do you get hate on fics? - most of the hate i've gotten has been tumblr anons, lol

9. do you write smut? If so, what kind? - the freaky kind >:) (22/34 of my fics are explicit)

10. do you write crossovers? - nah. thought about it, have wanted to, but it takes a bit more planning than a regular fic

11. have you ever had a fic stolen? - nah

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? - no, but i would welcome it so long as it linked back and all that

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? - WAIT YES I HAVE. in middle school i think? during a sleepover a friend and i sat together on a couch and sent emails back and forth, taking turns adding onto a smut fic about british gaming youtubers that i dont think they even knew? also our incredibly innocent/prudish christian friend might have also been there lmao. that fic stayed in our emails im pretty sure.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship? - ough...h hg..... jay and cole from ninjago. w other series i tend to be more "pick a fav and explore all possible parings involving them", but i only ever picture jay and cole with each other. for me that means something

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will? - oh uh. gotta bust out file explorer hold on. I did plan on making an entire series of fics connected to Little Princess, but I doubt I'll get to that, especially bc im not that proud of that fic anymore. there are a couple more fairly detailed and large projects sitting in my scrapped folder. and i mean, i keep a scrapped folder bc that way i dont have the pressure of finishing it but i still have the option if i want to.

16. What are your writing strengths? - uhm. uh.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? - forget to write the words. i also have a bit of dyslexia and miss stuff no matter how much i proof read

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? - depends? if it's a full conversation then i think i'd opt for <dialogue> or something like that, but if it's for random background chatter or mixed language dialogue then maybe just use the actual words. kind of have to, in the second case. spanglish type talk is fun actually, like sometimes i just talk like that to try and figure out what spanish i remember

19. First fandom you wrote for? - probably minecraft youtubers? the first i posted online was my hero academia tho. dont ask me about MHA btw i literally only care about kaminari and stopped keeping up like 4 years ago

20. Favourite fic you've written? - uh. hm. Aha! only my third fic but it ticks all my boxes and i love it dearly: Lulu Belle And The Cat-Chaser

[kyaruun]

QIAN THE KISSER lmaooo my ultimae attack is just plopping a heart shape pillow onto everyone that does 99% of total HP damage... i am uncreative these days lilikags only exists because my first oc ever evolved into the sister of kageyama tobio from hq.. which i was obsessed with when i entered this site. nazu-yume turned into nazukisser one day and i do not regret my only ever URL change for a blog that didn't completely change its purpose. riddle-lovehearts was cute on my end. i just think it was cute. but sakunyas is so so so cute its so you very smart indeed

oh these are exams administered not by the school itself but uh. by a company. who charges like 90 dollars per exam. that you statistically will probably not pass. and everyone buys into it because at least taking the course shows you try hard. which helps you get into a good university. better if you scored a 4 or 5, which then again you need to pay to report to Each School You Apply To

when will the collegeboard (this company) get competition that knocks it off its fucking high horse

yeah im taking calc ab which is like. calc 1? and calc bc is calc 1 and 2 in the same amt of time? maybe its bcs all the smart kids go into calc bc is prob why the pass rate is good

oh yeah uh, the grading goes like ... this. they have very strict guidelines on how to grade. so for frq (free response question) if like any of x, x, or x are true, score whatever number it tells you to. if the response gets past those and if any of x x or x are true, score a 6 or smth. and whether the response reached that, depends on the ap graders, who are stuck into this huge place in like idk minnesota and they just grade all day. all day. like they have a quota of like 200 or 300 exams to go through and grade. for mcq its either right or wrong the computer can grade that they prob just scan it all in the scantron

for language yeah it depends on the teacher and how they prepare you for the test over the years you learn the language idk if you did the STAMP test or whatever but i got like one of the top scores in the class for speaking, a 5 5 6 7 (reading, writing, listening, speaking) so technically i have a good chance at ap japanese exam but am i going to sit through sensei's class for another year? hell the fuck no.

i have no idea where they got that, because i was like "tf is happening" this entire year. so like i don't know. but i passed.

ANYWAYS waaaaa ive been taking a break so its really hard for me to accept that i am hardworking even though a lot of people say so? maybe its because like every time i slack i get scolded by someone at home LOL but ive been resting the last 6 days so yeah (spring break)

thankyouuuu if i gibe up all my hobbies i really wont have anything left for me so i have to just. idk find some way to enjoy at least one of them and stick with it till i find something that brings me a lot of joy again 👍🏻someday

anyways sorry this ended up being Extremely Long i can go off about the collegeboard forever. they sent me a text yesterday saying that ap exams are coming up.

jesus christ i'm not surprised you're stressed it sounds so insane. feels like the more you read about it the more braincells you lose ;; i won't complain about the spanish system every agai-- well no i will because it sucks ass but you get the point ;;;

having at least one hobby you can go to to disconnect from responsabilities it's pretty much a need tbh writing is fun. drawing. having an insane brainrot over a cute bunch of pixels <3 anything works as long as it makes your life a bit easier. sometimes even silly things like talking to someone, finding a new game etc

[saltymongoose]

yk sometimed i like to imagine what cuddlong with the boys in the self awar au woulf be like.....

So the player is sitting at the couch yk, just minding their own business and decide to just open their arms at one of the boys!!!! let me amk my hcs (lobgest thing from me ever)

If you opened your arms at Hank, i feel like he wouldn't hesitate to walk over and snuggle against you like a big cat, instead just a buff murderer eho loves u a lot and purrs loud (prob tries to bite your shoulder while you pet him tbh)

If you opejed your arms at Deimos, he'd be super surprised at first like "huh???? m?? me????" and all blushy and shocked before going over to you and layong against your lap like a lovestruck puppy, pet him and hes all yours.......

If you opened your arms at Sanford, i feel like he would be a lil more flusterrd!!! i mean.. crush just asked to cuddle.... sits down nezt to u and puts arm arouns yiu, and lets you rest your head on his shoulder.... You can hear the purrimg... and feel.. and like nuzzle against him and hes melting

AHAHAB NLW DOOCCC<333 I lov 2bdamned like i wouod buy a shirt of "i <3 2bdamned" md walk around with it ok ok ok

2B would probably be confused for a few seconds befor cstching on and going in to hug you happily, after a few seconds it ends with u sitting on his lap while he does som papers bc he loves you

UMMM THOSE WERE MY HEADCANONS!!! I FELT LIKE WRITING THEM FOR DAYS NOW!!! THERE U GO!! IM SORRY IF THE TYPING SOUNDS DIFFERENT BUT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GPPD DAY ILY❤❤❤

-with love, chatty anon

Agjklf Omfg these are fantastic, Chatty Anon! Thank you for this, I love them. :D You're completely right, Hank's definitely like a big cat, probably covering your entire body with his as he smothers you. You can't hear or feel anything except for him as he presses as close to you as possible, with his loud purrs echoing in your ears and the coldness of his jaw as he nuzzles into you. He's so happy with your invitation that you can even feel his hands trembling against you.

Deimos would probably find himself the happiest he's been in a long time when he's lounging in your lap (only after getting over the shock of you making the first move for some affection for a change). I can see him laying down on you with his arms wound tight around your waist, purring as he buries his face into your stomach and you pet him. He's just so happy to have all of your attention like this, even more so because you wanted to do this with him wholeheartedly. It's a definite sign that you must return his love for you (something that all of them take from you wanting to cuddle with them, tbh). He'll even reach up and put your hands back on him if you stop for a moment, just a total lovesick puppy who's aching for every touch you're willing to give him.

And Sanford, he's so incredibly sweet with you. It's hard to believe that he's an experienced mercenary and trained killer from the way he's softly purring while he pulls you closer to him, almost to the point where you're half in his lap. You can hear his heart beating when you rest your head on him and he makes a cute flustered noise when you wrap your arms around him and squeeze him affectionately.

I'd also like to add that Doc would totally be purring the entire time he has you in his lap. It's a lot softer than the others' are so only you can hear it, and he generally tries to control when he purrs happen since he finds it a little embarrassing to show a "baser" instinct like this (especially since it can be construed as a weakness, depending on who he does it around). But he can't help it when you're with him like this, his genuine happiness and love for you just makes him surrender to it. He also probably gives you little forehead kisses if his mask isn't on and holds your hand the entire time too. (It slows his efficiency at his work but he doesn't care in the slightest.)

(Sorry for adding so much onto this, I've just got major brainrot from these hcs you made. They're just so good!! 💕)

[skelelephant]

Hello!! I listened to your Jared Hopworth playlist the other day and really loved it! Was wondering if you share your thoughts on why you picked some songs/how they relate to him. Basically I just want to know how you see him lol Thanks for your time!!

Anon I am holding your hands in my own so earnestly as I say this but THANK YOU for this ask and thank you for enjoying my playlist!!!

You sent this ages ago and I was very excited about it! And then school and life immediately sapped all the energy from my body, BUT—

I am always so very down to talk about my boy he holds a very special place in my heart. Also you said some songs but I’m just. I’m just gonna break down the entire playlist cause now I have an excuse

But I’ll put it under the cut bc I’m going to talk a lot ✨

(also cw for some brief discussions of emotional abuse and general Flesh-related stuff below)

ANYWAY. Onto the brainrot:

1. Dirty Town - Mother Mother

So this one is up first ‘cause it’s a song about being dissatisfied with where you live, wanting to leave and go somewhere else, etc etc. I saw that kind of dissatisfaction in Jared a lot through his statement in MAG 131, where he talks about not doing well in school or really seeing a future for himself, as well as Sebastian’s comment in MAG 17 about Jared thinking Sebastian leaving him there was “something of a betrayal.” (Though I know this song is more small town/country and Chiswick seems like a pretty bustling area lmao so the vibes aren’t exact)

2. Be Nice To Me - The Front Bottoms

So this song is perhaps The Jared Song Ever. It’s just *chefs kiss* perfect. Like the accidental (or purposeful) destruction of self to fit a narrative assigned to you so that you inevitably become a self-fulfilling prophecy?? How that behaviour ends up destroying good relationships and pushing people away but you’re in too deep to really reverse course??? It makes me think about Jared and Sebastian’s friendship breaking down as they grow apart and change as people but still aren’t able to fully rid themselves of like. That childish fondness you still have for your old friends. (You’re gonna find I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about Sebastian Adekoya also)

3. Angel Eyes and Basketball by Foot Ox

Once again I am thinking about Jared becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy of anger and acting out and not being able to stop it.

[ID: a screenshot of lyrics that read “I am calling all of my friend to pull me out from this hole, But they’re so caught up in their own shit, And I’m so caught up in my own shit. End ID.]

This bit in particular reminds me of how Jared said he went through friends pretty fast, and how Sebastian was probably his only true long-lasting friend. But even Sebastian couldn’t stay and try to help him forever.

4. Father - The Front Bottoms

I have a lot of thoughts about Jared’s parents honestly, particularly his dad, most of which are me projecting. I won’t get into too much of that mess however I do think about the bit from MAG 131 where Jared says “But they were scared, and that felt good, even back then. It felt right. My Dad was proud of it too. He was a short man, bully, and watching me loom over people really made him happy.” And I think about Jared simultaneously having a strained relationship with his father while also doing everything he could to make him proud, even if that meant being just as much of a bully as him.

5. Days - The Drums

We’re circling back around to his relationship with Sebastian with this one. I think as dismissive as Jared is when addressing Sebastian in his statement during 131, Jared had kind of grown to depend on him for a lot, emotionally speaking. Kind of the break when you’re talking about someone’s only real friend growing up. The song itself is pretty upbeat so I’m reaching a little, (and I’ll reach pretty far ngl) but I do think about Jared feeling like he’s finally lost the only person that actually cared about him when Sebastian leaves for uni, so now he’s got to go it alone and abandon that childhood friendship.

6. Brave as a Noun - AJJ

Ngl I think about “And God knows I could make amends, But I’ve got an angry heart”, in relation to Jared realizing he’s tearing apart the one good friendship he ever while simultaneously not knowing how to Not Do That so often. I firmly believe that Jared and Sebastian actually legitimately cared about each other, but Jared was heading in a direction Sebastian couldn’t save him from and it ended up destroying their friendship.

[ID: a screenshot of lyrics that read “I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends, I could follow stylish trends, And God knows I could make amends, But I've got an angry heart, Filled with cancers and poppy tarts, If this is how you folks make art it's fucking depressing. End ID.]

7. Bullfighter Jacket - Miniature Tigers

Surprise surprise I am talking to you about Jared and Sebastian’s friendship once again with this one. This ones a bit of a “I’m reaching/it’s really just one lyric” sort of song but I think the vibe is good for them.

[ID: a screenshot of lyrics that read “Now nothing seems to stay the same, I’m terrified to lose you, but more afraid to change (Oh!) End ID.]

This bit in particular makes me think about like. Jared in the process of realizing that the way he’s turned out is driving away his best friend, but he doesn’t have any sort of identity outside of being a general menace. This is all he’s got, and he’s sticking with it, but he also doesn’t want to lose Sebastian. So this turns into him seeking Sebastian out to be a menace to him directly cause it’s the only way he knows how to connect with people anymore.

8. What Can I Do If the Fire Goes Out? - Gang of Youths

This song is part of my agenda to get more people to listen to the rest of this album besides Achilles Come Down (ironically also on this playlist but we’ll get to that later.) Anyway stream Go Farther In Lightness. But REALLY this song is about abandonment, and Jared is just. Rife with abandonment issues. We know this, we love him, maybe go to therapy king <3

Anyway struggling to maintain connections but ultimately losing them or questioning whether or not you really needed them in the first place really fits in well with him I think.

9. Garden Song - Phoebe Bridgers

Ohhhh the passage of time and dwelling on old wounds that are healed over but not forgotten, just made peace with. Plus it’s about gardens and growth and if you’ve read any of my other long winded “I’m very emotional about Jared rn” posts you’ll know I have BIG feelings about Jared’s domain being a garden. I’ll spare you that whole emotional rollercoaster here but personally I think Jared can have,,,, a little healing. Not that I’m projecting very hard onto this monster man or anything but I think the implications of him “growing” things in the end speaks for itself.

10. Misery Fell - Tally Hall

This song is in here for Sebastian! Honestly I’ve fleshed out Sebastian’s character a lot purely based on my own unhinged headcanoning, so this one especially might seem like a reach since it’s mostly based on my own interpretation of a character we only get a single statement from. But I think this song’s story about a town with a unique relationship with books and knowledge and an outside force that changes that relationship very suddenly fits well for him.

11. Bad Habits - FIDLAR

This one is really just what it says on the tin, it’s a song about bad habits and why someone might engage in them, how they can provide comfort despite their unhealthiness and prove themselves to be really hard to break. And it’s got that extra flavour of being scared/uncertain about your future that I think informs a lot of Jared’s character. Plus I think I could see Jared liking this song in-fiction truthfully.

12. I Wanna Get Better - Bleachers

Okay so this song in particular is entirely my very specific interpretation of Jared’s character that is,,, mostly projection. Look, I know what canon says but We’re Not Looking At Canon right now. And in my heart of hearts I think Jared did have the capacity to heal and get better, and because I think writing him off as something purely evil and inhuman does a disservice to the character. So this song is mostly *recognition of self through the other* from one former big angry teenager (me) to another (fictional) former big angry teenager.

13. Trouble - Cage The Elephant

This one is also mostly vibes based but it’s got a weariness to it that I associate a lot with s5 Jared. Like if we think about it— Jared is in his forties or thereabouts by the time MAG171 rolls around. There was a lot of violence and acting out and physicality to most of his earlier appearances that aren’t really reflected in 171. He does threaten to try and get a “few good hits in” when Jon shows up to smite him, but think about how quickly he lets go of that?? I’ve mentioned this in other posts but I genuinely don’t think that earlier seasons Jared would’ve backed down in that situation, even if he knew he’d lose, which just goes to show how much he’s changed by the time s5 rolls around.

14. Skeleton Appreciation Day - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

This one just feels very Fleshcore honestly, both with the focus being on bones and also the theme of body image/intimacy issues. Like I love the butcher aesthetic believe me, (just look at my main TMA oc lmao) but sometimes I think people forget the other areas and fears that the Flesh extends to. But that’s a whole other post honestly I could talk about how reductive the fandom gets with the Flesh just as much as I could talk about how reductive they are with Jared LMAO

15. Body - Mother Mother

Listen. I am not immune to The Flesh Song Ever. I’m just SAYING if the shoe fits HHEHDHFHF

But rlly a lot of the notes from the last song apply here too. One day I’ll write a rambling post about the Flesh itself..... one day

16. Real Men - Mitski

This song was given to me by a mutual (hi Calvin if you’re reading this) and OH the toxic masculinity hurting inward as much as it does outward and how that reflects in Jared’s character is just.... so fitting. Like I think on the surface level most people get that Jared’s character is informed a lot by toxic masculinity and how it’s taught and learned and ultimately rewarded and encouraged. Jared learns from his father that it’s good to be strong and mean, good to put others beneath you. He’s rewarded for being like that to the point where when that strength stops serving him he doesn’t really have any other place in the world, which ultimately makes him a perfect candidate for the Boneturner’s Tale.

17. Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

Ik for a few weeks there this was everyone’s blorbo from my shows song (and rightly so, it fucks, once again listen to the whole album I am BEGGING—) but I think it fits Jared well bc of the self-destructive tendencies and hopelessness on display here. Jared said it himself in MAG131, he couldn’t see a future for himself, he was just acting out bc that’s all he had left. The one person who he thought actually cared about him (in his eyes) betrayed him and left him behind too. And I like this song bc it’s being sung from the perspective of someone trying to prevent Achilles from jumping. Makes me think about how Sebastian very well could have done his best to keep Jared on a good path, keep their friendship together, but ultimately there comes a time where the strain is too much, and you have to let a person go.

18. Just Take My Wallet - Jack Stauber’s Micropop

This is. The MAG17 song. This Is It. Jared’s mom is another character I think a lot about, but that shouldn’t be surprising at this point if you’ve actually made it this far into this post. I think she was as much a victim of Jared’s father’s “bullying” as Jared was, and based on Jared’s recollection of her I don’t think she took a very active role in making sure Jared was protected from that. But I think people forget that she was one of— if not the first people we know Jared tested his powers on. And I think often about how she saw what this book was doing to her son and the monster it was turning him into and she STILL somehow managed to get it away from him to return it to the library. She ultimately tried to protect her kid from what the Boneturner’s Tale was doing to him. Also this bit??? This bit at the end??????

[ID: screenshot of lyrics that read “What's the softest way to say, You took away my friend, my buddy? What's the kindest way to say, You took away my friend? What's the kindest way to say, You took away my friend, my buddy? What's the kindest way to say, The end?” End ID.]

Is this Jared talking about Sebastian leaving him? Is this Sebastian in the years that follow Jared’s disappearance wrestling with the guilt of bringing the Boneturner’s Tale to him and hating it for taking his friend away before they could even attempt to reconcile their friendship? Either way I’m distraught!

19. I Guess It Could Be Looked at as an Escape, or as a Chance to Start Over - Flatsound

So this song doesn’t have any words, but from title and vibes alone I thought it followed song 18 really well. Because if you think about what the Boneturner’s Take offered Jared it *could* be looked at as an escape or a chance to start over. It was the lifeline he needed to escape what he was certain would be a bitter and miserable existence, though of course it didn’t come without cost, so the melancholic and lonely sound of the song itself reflects that really well.

20. Banks - Lincoln

Another song given to me by a mutual! (Hi Hope :3c)

This is a more recent edition and I forgot to actually arrange it in the playlist BUT REGARDLESS this one circles back around to Jared and Sebastian bc I think way too much about the two of them before MAG17. This is once again a lot of wishful thinking a projection that maybe Jared and Sebastian could have worked things out. Theres an AU in my head where they actually manage to talk and sort things out when Sebastian comes back from university

[ID: a screenshot of lyrics that read: I want the catharsis of knowing, something bad’s about to happen, but also knowing that I can’t do anything about it, because your new house just don’t shine, quite like the one you grew up in used to, I wanna come and visit, I wanna see this through, but, I never will because you’re just not what I need, and I am just not what you want, though you’re in everyone I meet and. End ID.]

Also this verse??? I’ll take close friends who drifted apart but still care very deeply for each other on some level for $100

ANYWAY. THATS IT

Once again I am shaking your hand if you’ve read this entire rambling thing, and THANK U AGAIN ANON for giving my an opportunity to talk about how much I care about Jared Hopworth.

[crazylittlejester]

DAILY BRAINROT

Since color-coding was a success, it shall continue. :)

I'm back on my Four Swords nonsense because I was struck with inspiration earlier today and wrote out about half of Shadow's chapter of my disability AU. In the book, his physical body is powered by the dark mirror, so I figured it would make the most sense if the cause of his problems was that there just isn't enough magic to power every single part of his body correctly.

Having a body took a lot more work than it did in the past. He was tired all the time, even after he'd managed to sleep through the entire night or day. Eating and drinking were harder than he remembered them being because he had little to no appetite and couldn't remember to do those things without reminders. And the worst part, in his opinion, was that he got sick much more easily than the others. Consequences of having a magically-constructed immune system, Vio had said. Something about how people weren't really meant to be made out of magic.

Changing topics. I read a fic the other day about Sky and I had the realization that technically, if Sky dies, there's nothing preventing Sun from establishing her bloodline. The royal family is descended from the first Zelda, as far as I know, there's nothing that says Sky actually had anything to do with it.

I don't think this is something that would necessarily be obvious, especially to the Chain, but they're not that stupid, so I think they could figure it out. To be fair, most of them aren't important enough to the timeline that anything drastic would occur if they died, but my point still stands.

So now I have this horribly angsty idea that perhaps Sky has some dreams that reassure him that he isn't required for history to remain functional, so when they're in a tight spot he throws caution into the wind because it's either him or someone else going down, and he doesn't think the other person will survive.

Adding on to that, I want to do some fact-checking and figure out if anyone else in the Chain has prophetic abilities because I could make the situation so much worse by giving the someone else dreams about Sky sacrificing himself.

Maybe someone needs to take the angst stick away from me, so I don't accidentally kill more blorbos than I should. /joking

There was this other fic I read about Legend being able to go inside people's dreams, and it was very cool. But the point is that Sky has somewhat... gross... prophetic dreams in it, but they range from "oh no, this person is going to die" to "the milk on the kitchen table is spoiled." This is now my new favorite Sky headcanon.

Sorry I didn’t answer this one last night, I was really exhausted and I wanted to make sure I had enough energy to read all of it!!

Ooooh that does make sense! That’s also really cool and I like it a lot

I was thinkin about that the other day too. I think literally any of them can die at this point with zero consequence except for maybe Time, because Twilight’s existence kinda depends on him and Malon (if Jojo kills any of them I will fall to my knees and scream at the sky and weep)

OW???? I could be so wrong but I think Time also has prophetic dreams…? I think I remember someone saying that somewhere. I’m only halfway through oot and had to stop playing for a bit so I’ve forgotten if he does or not

ALSKDDK SKY GETTING SOME PROPHETIC DREAM BUT ITS JUST “an acorn will fall on your head. you will be powerless to stop it.”

i love messing around with Sky’s dreams, I one time wrote a fic where he saw the future but like, the future of HYRULE (the kingdom) and so he saw the calamity and he watched Wild die. It was Wild’s past but literally everything is the future for Sky since he’s first on the timeline. It’s just fun to fuck around with prophetic shit >:)

THANK YOU FOR THE DAILY BRAINROT!!!!!

[fernisworm]

Hey again! Can you do a Lycan Karl x fem reader? I want to know more about "supermoons and shit" lol. What he's like and how hes different around reader vs full moons. Red moons and blue moons I'm also curious about. Does he get violent with reader? Or is he just more unpredictable and might jump reader unexpectedly with kisses? Does it differ depending what kind of moon it is? Just weird moon stuff. Can't wait to hear back! Keep being your awesome self! :)

[an;

Fr though? means a lot to me that y’all seem so invested in my lycan!karl headcanons 👉👈 and just thank you in general you’re so kind to me hjdgjhgj <3

anyway time for weird moon stuff!!!! lycan!karl brainrot babey!!!!

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❀ Characters: Lycan!Karl Heisenberg x Fem! Reader

❀ Warnings: Cursing

✿ You can find all my stories here!

✿ My requests guide is here! (And you can place a request here!)

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☪ I’ve already given a few examples of how Karl acts on regular old full moons

☪ Canine/wolfish impulses are more prominent and frequent around full moons

☪ Tends to have more energy too, especially on full moons which is why he tends to disappear into the forest for a while during these times

☪ I’ve also mentioned how it affects his wolf senses (e.g bright lights irritate him, loud sounds make his ears hurt, strong smells make him feel sick, etc.)

☪ Can be more irritable too

☪ By now you’ve gotten used to how Karl acts on full moons but it’s an understatement to say you’re caught off-guard by special moon events

☪ Karl doesn’t keep up with the moon phases (like a fuckin tool smh) and if he hasn’t seen the moon in a while he can generally gauge the phase it’s at by the way he’s feeling

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Supermoons

☪ Oh boy the surprise you felt when Karl got zoomies at like 11pm one night

☪ He was acting so fucking??? strange???? and you had no idea why???

☪ You were very worried but then you found out it was a supermoon that night

☪ ???

☪ How does he have so much fucking energy???

☪ Imagine the tiktok wolf girl when she jumps up and down on all fours at 2x speed but for like thirty minutes straight

☪ Karl continued to switched haphazardly between his werewolf form and his human form the entire night

☪ You were tired of his shit after the first hour so you got back in bed and deadass were just gonna go back to sleep 

☪  Karl seemed like he was fine and there didn’t seem like there was much that you could do for him anyway lmao

☪ He proceeded to jump up and down beside you on the bed 

☪ Switched between jumping normally and jumping on all fours

☪ (once again, please imagine the tiktok wolf girl)

☪ The weirdest part of the entire thing was that despite him changing between his forms at the drop of a penny he would also act like a werewolf when he was still human

☪ Like ???

☪ Karl was completely disoriented

☪ And he wouldn’t let you sleep 

☪ I mean you did try to sleep again but you were woken up by the sound of Karl ransacking the kitchen

☪ You literally rushed into the kitchen only to see him standing on the counter and pulling random food from the cupboards

☪ You had to chase him out of the kitchen with a broom

☪ You even managed to get him outside so you locked the doors to the factory

☪ HE LITERALLY SCRATCHED UP THE DOORS LIKE A FERAL ANIMAL TRYING TO GET IN BEFORE REMEMBERING HE COULD MANIPULATE THE METAL

☪ KARL LITERALLY NEARLY TORE APART THE DOORS IN WEREWOLF (AND JUST REGULAR FUCKING HUMAN) FORM BEFORE ACTUALLY OPENING THEM LIKE A CIVILISED INDIVIDUAL

☪ Heisenberg literally kept you up until like 5am girl

☪ He had zoomies all the way until the moon set which is when he crashed

☪ And he crashed HARD 

☪ It was like the entire night he’d been using energy he didn’t even have 

☪ You were also fucking exhausted from the shit-show of the night before so you both cuddled and slept all day and effectively ruined your sleep schedules for a while

☪ Mf didn’t even remember half of what happened

☪ Karl was just glad he didn’t get violent tbh

☪ In all honesty you might have preferred if he did, rather than turning into a literal stray puppy with an annoying amount of energy 

☪ It’s safe to say that you kept yourself up to date with the moon phases and events after that <3

☪ Supermoons are one thing, but they aren’t the only moon events you’ve experienced during your time with Karl

☪ Thankfully you had been monitoring moon events for a while before you realised a blood moon was coming up

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!! IMPORTANT A/N!!!!! I know that I’ve previously commented on how Karl acts on eclipses HOWEVER it clashes with the ideas i address in this post so i’m about to amend any overlapping problems lmao !!

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Blood Moons (Lunar Eclipses) ft. Super Blood Moons

☪ Karl told you there was nothing to worry about with the blood moon

☪ I mean obviously he’s only ever experienced it alone (and probably had no idea it was actually a blood moon) but nonetheless he insists that you shouldn’t worry

☪ Of course, you didn’t believe him, and geared yourself up the entire day 

☪ You followed Karl’s every move, never taking your eyes off of him

☪ The moment the moon rose, nothing happened

☪ The hour following the moon rising, nothing happened

☪ You were becoming confused which annoyed Karl to some extent

☪ “What the fuck were you expecting to happen?”

☪ He sounded much more annoyed than usual but you understood that you’d been hovering over his shoulder all day

☪ But the weirdest part was that even after that tiny interaction Karl was showing symptoms of wolfing-out

☪ You decided not to point it out to him, knowing it wouldn’t help the situation, so instead you just kept an eye on him

☪ Small inconveniences would piss him off easier than usual

☪ Overall he seemed far more impulsive than what regular “Karl standards” could be defined as

☪ He seemed to be... leaning on his wolf-instincts an awful lot

☪ When you asked Karl if he was going to go out to the forest (like he does on most full moons) he actually became quite defensive

☪ “What’s that supposed to mean, (Y/n)? Trying to get rid of me or something?”

☪ His tone suggested that it was only a lighthearted joke but he didn’t express that very well visually

☪ It didn’t take you long to realise that the blood moon was doing all of this to Karl

☪ He was moody, impulsive, and practically on the verge of wolfing out the entire moon

☪ It was almost as if Karl was trying to fight with his wolf-instincts (making him not want to transform and just overall be on edge)

☪ Of course... you pointed this out to him after the blood moon had completely ended and there was no longer the risk of him wolfing out

☪ You thought he was moody during the blood moon? girl just wait until the super blood moon

☪ Imagine the overabundance of energy before coupled with extreme impulsiveness of an angsty werewolf

☪ You thought he was going to have another case of the zoomies but it was... quite the opposite actually??

☪ Like previous blood moons Karl refused to transform but he was absolutely still hopped up on energy from the supermoon 

☪ Man was literally unable to sit still, constantly bouncing his legs or pacing around the room

☪ “Why don’t you just transform? You can go and let some steam off, then-”

☪ “If I go into the forest now I actually don’t think I’ll ever come back, (Y/n)”

☪ You laughed but didn’t want to test his theory

☪ You weren’t sure why blood moons brought out Karl’s wolf instincts so much but it sure as hell was annoying to put up with, especially when he refused to transform

☪ For instance he would comment on every smell in the room

☪ “You’re being too loud!” and stuff like that

☪ God he is so moody

☪ “Can you not sit like that?”

☪ “What? Why?”

☪ “It’s annoying me.”

☪ “How is it-?”

☪ “jUST PLEASE CAN YOU SIT A DIFFERENT WAY”

☪ Little things like that will set him off and you can tell how desperately he’s trying to not wolf-out

☪ Not that you’d care if he did

☪ You understand that the moon tends to have a lot of control over Karl’s emotions so you try not to blame him for the way he acts

☪ But seriously who the fuck complains about someone breathing too loudly 

☪ Karl you need therapy or sumn

☪ He also just tends to use his wolf instincts as a crutch without meaning to on blood moons

☪ He hates that he does and it’s a contributing factor to why he doesn’t want to transform

☪ But also Karl just gets it into his brain that because he’s relying on his wolf instincts a lot more during blood moons it means he’s gonna be more aggressive when he’s a werewolf

☪ I mean not true at all but at least he cares 

☪ Super blood moons are the worst because he gets annoyed simply by the fact that he has so much energy

☪ Gets angry that he’s bouncing his own leg or crossing and uncrossing his own arms

☪ Like girl nobody has control over that but you so idk

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Solar Eclipses

☪ These kinda of eclipses pertain the most to the original concept I had for lunar eclipses 

☪ (Cue the notice I had earlier about fixing continuity errors lmao)

☪ Though most of the day is normal, the very moment the eclipse itself starts you begin to notice things out of the ordinary with Karl

☪ At first it’s nothing more than him seeming a little more tired than usual

☪ After about a quarter of the eclipse he starts yawning a whole lot and even starts to get the sniffles

☪ His condition only worsens from there, getting more physically tired and even sick as the eclipse progresses

☪ At about the halfway mark he’s almost completely bed-ridden (or more fittingly, couch-ridden) by normal standards

☪ As I’ve previously mentioned he’ll try and continue to work as if there isn’t an eclipse happening and like he’s totally fine

☪ Three quarters of the way in he’ll tend to give up and let you take care of him

☪ Karl always makes it out to be him ‘allowing’ you to take care of him but in reality he can barely move and doesn’t have much choice anyway lmao

☪ He quite literally never gets sick so it’s funny to you when a solar eclipse rolls around

☪ When the eclipse it at it’s totality (or really anywhere from three quarters onward) Karl finds it impossible to transform

☪ Even if he could he’d be too tired to anyway lmao

☪ Literally copying and pasting from my headcanons post;

🌟 Like Karl is totally incapable of changing????

🌟 You aren’t sure if it’s actually a biological thing or if he’s just internally convinced himself that he needs the moon to change

🌟 The full moon affecting his mood/sensitivity is definitely a bio thing tho

🌟 Either way on total eclipses he just mopes around all day

☪ ^ these all hold up with the final version of the moon behaviours headcanons ^

☪ Overall it just gives you a chance to give back to Karl since he likes to do things for you more than he likes accepting you doing things for him :]

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Blue Moons

☪ Remember the blood moon business? yeah well imagine the exact opposite of that and you have blue moons

☪ The weird thing is Karl generally cannot remember anything at all during/proceeding a blue moon (when he can usually recall what happens during other wacky moon events)

☪ He tends to become more ‘grounded’ and ‘authentic’ during blue moons

☪ That’s the only way you’re able to describe it honestly

☪ It’s like he no longer has the urge to hide any feelings he might have (about anything, really)

☪ He is very very blunt and doesn’t filter anything out before he says it (which honestly just sounds like regular Karl lmao)

☪ He gets quite???? clingy????

☪ I mean you in no way hate this it’s just kind of outta pocket for Karl which makes it a little confronting

☪ He gets surges of motivation and inspiration too

☪ Overall he seems more driven to work/create things

☪ Karl actually made a bouquet of metal flowers for you one blue moon 👉👈

☪ The funniest part was the next day when he asked where the fuck you got them from LMAO

☪ You keep them around and always present in the room 

☪ After telling Karl that he made them for you he actually got quite embarrassed

☪ “What? Man, the moon must have really been messing with me, I don’t remember that at all... they’re so ugly, too, obviously I wasn’t ‘all there’ when the thought dawned on me!”

☪ “Well I think they’re lovely, thank u :] *smooch* ”

☪ “ᵒ⁻ᵒʰ ᵘʰ ⁿᵒ ʷᵒʳʳᶦᵉˢ ᵇᵃᵇᵉ ʰᵃʰᵃ (#^▽^#)ゞ”

☪ Usually quite determined with anything and everything he does on blue moons

☪ Particularly spoiling you ngl

☪ Like Karl loves to do things for you and act like it’s no big deal but when I say he spoils you on blue moons I mean he SPOILS you girl

☪ Whether it’s with gifts or lots of little gestures he ensures that you feel like an absolute ✨QUEEN✨

☪ Lots of affection is given out too

☪ Plenty of kisses and cuddles

☪ Will not stop telling you how thankful he is that you’ve stuck around

☪ Nearly started crying once after telling you exactly that 

☪ You’ve actually taken to calling this Heisenberg “Blue Moon Karl” because of the sheer divide in his personality that’s shown

☪ Blue Moon Karl is extremely thoughtful, too 

☪ Just likes to think

☪ And sure, Blue Moon Karl is great and all, but sometimes he can get a bit... overbearing

☪ Like okay pal I get it you’re really glad that you have me but that’s the fourth time you’ve said it in the past hour please stop crying

☪ You adore this side of Karl but you wish that “Blue Moon” Karl had more control over his emotions :/

☪ And of course you enjoy cuddles and stuff but... Blue Moon Karl likes to take “clingy” to whole different level

☪ Like yeah it’s cute and all when he drags you down to his workshop bc he wants to be near you all the time but you literally cannot catch a break

☪ You love him very very much HOWEVER you still thoroughly enjoy being able to get away for a while to be on your own

☪ “Where are you going? :c”

☪ “Oh, I just have to drop into Alcina’s quickly to return a book I borrowed from her the other day, I won’t be long-”

☪ “Can I come with you? 👉👈“

☪ “Sorry, Karl, but I don’t think Alcina will be too happy if you tag along with me.”

☪ “B-but you’re gonna be there, and I’m gonna be stuck here!!! 🥺🥺“

☪ “Yeah but I’m not gonna be long, I promise that I’ll be as quick as I can- oh god please don’t cry okay you can come with me just please do not start sobbing again I am BEGGING you-”

☪ Your favourite part is telling Karl about it all the next day

☪ “...And I really started crying?”

☪ “Yeah, you said you were really glad that I’d stuck around or something then you burst into tears again.”

☪ “But didn’t you just say-”

☪ “That you did that already? Yeah you did this like seven times in the span of three hours idk what to tell you man, but don’t even get me started on how many times you started crying for literally any other reason”

☪ Honestly if Blue Moon Karl stuck around for any longer than a day or two you think you might have actually gone insane by now

☪ Thankfully you’ve built up a tolerance and can handle him pretty well now lmao

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☪ Basically you’re an avid moon phase/moon event watcher because Karl refuses to be 

☪ And there’s NO WAY you’re going into a moon event blind after the first few times it happened

☪ Now you have ample time and experience to be able to deal with Karl during different moon events and everything (generally) goes well

☪ It’s an understatement to say Karl keeps you on your toes lmao

☪ He is very grateful for you tho, nobody’s ever been concerned with his well-being during different moons and stuff before  👉👈

☪ Unfortunately for Karl he’d already blabbed that to you during a blue moon LMAO

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[an;

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA loved writing this request tysm!! >:]

[soujux]

[ poppin’ star. 🍭 ]

fireworks that i feel when i bite a mouthful of stardust.

―― Although Beomgyu dies a little bit inside whenever Kai receives another confession, he doesn’t blame anyone for falling for his best friend either. He knows the feeling first-hand.

[best friend. a person you value above other friends in your life.]

#.PAIRING.          choi beomgyu x huening kai

#.GENRE.            written!fic, jealousy, confession, best friends to lovers!au (?)

status.          completed [1.08k words]

[📃] NOTE. . ! my first contribution to the tomorrow x together tag. in summary, it was a great experience after a ‘popping star’ brainrot. it’s not my best work, but it has a special place in my heart.

"I told him I like someone else and he said he didn't care! I swear, Soobin hyung is a handful. He needs to calm down."

Kai's eyebrows lined up together as they met, nose flared up, and ears red in embarrassment. Revisiting the incident that took place earlier made him feel so irritated that he just had to start an hour-long rant to his best friend, Beomgyu. And Beomgyu lets him as he always does.

It's not news to Beomgyu when people chase his best friend like their lives depend on it. At first it was just the girls trying to win Kai's heart with oddly creative and adorable tricks (one have confessed through a radio show and that was the talk of the school for the entire week) but all hell broke loose when he announced that he was queer. Beomgyu didn't even know if it was possible for the gifts and confessions to double in numbers, but it did. Now there's a lifetime supply of plushies in the boy's room and enough chocolates to feed a whole village.

It was too much for sure. But he doesn't blame them for falling for Huening Kai.

How can he when he's smitten as well?

Even just now watching and "listening" to the boy's long rant about Soobin or whoever it was, he could barely process any words in his brain. All he could think of was how adorable an irritated Kai looked. Face flush and bottom lip jutted out to form a pout—fuck. He's adorable. Beomgyu had the urge to lean down and trap the lip between his own but he knew he'd be crazy if he allowed himself to do that.

Beomgyu was Eve and Huening Kai was the apple in the garden of Eden. No matter how much he tried, it was impossible for him to not want more than friendship with the other. He wanted to do more than just friendly hugs and belly rubs—he wanted cuddles in bed, hear him say ''I love you' in the way he did, and he wanted kisses.. lots of it.

But the fear is there. It stops him every single time.

In a world where everyone falls on their knees for Kai, how will the boy think he's different? How can he prove that it's not an 'I like you because you look pretty and if we have babies they will look pretty too' I like you, but rather an 'I like you because you make me happy and I want to give you the same happiness you bring me; I'm in love with you' I like you?

And another thing that's hindering him from just spilling everything out his guts was the realization that Kai meant the world to him, and one confession can change everything that they have. The friendship, the cute good morning and good night text, the care they give each other, the way Kai runs to him first whenever someone good or bad happens—is he ready to risk all of that for one confession?

No.

He made himself believe that this is enough for him now. Just the privilege to be Huening Kai's best friend—he should stick with that and be a constant in Kai's life. However, hearing what the other just said (that he almost didn't catch because he was too busy gawking at the stars in Kai's eyes), his heart fell to his stomach.

"I told him I like someone else and he said he didn't care!"

"Wait.. You l-like someone?" He asked, silently praying that he just misheard. But when Kai nodded to confirm the information that surfaced, it rendered him speechless.

Beomgyu thought of this beforehand. He wasn't dumb and he knew one day Kai will have to feel the same way as he does and for someone else. But fuck. This is so much easier in his mind than in real life. He has never felt pain this great before—like everyone unanimously decided to burden him with all the pain in the world and he has no choice but to accept it like it's nothing in front of who caused it.

Kai was glowing. His eyes disappear to line a crescent shape as his cheeks tug a smile on his lips. It was the prettiest sight Beomgyu has seen but it brought him no solace. He didn't mirror the smile and instead resorted to looking down on his hands that are resting on his lap. There was a small voice at the back of his head urging him to confess then and there—this was his final chance. But how can he? Huening Kai has never looked so happy like this and who was he to ruin that?

Sniffles escaped him as he looked up to see Kai leaning closer with a frown. His fingers brushed delicately on the soft skin under Beomgyu's eyes and slowly dragged it down to let one of his hands fully cup his face. He's too close. Beomgyu was so lost in the depths of Kai's eyes that he didn't even know he was crying the whole time.

"Mind telling me why you're bawling like this?" Kai whispered for after what it felt like an eternity, still holding into Beomgyu's dampened cheek.

Beomgyu leaned into the touch, couldn't find his voice within him no matter how hard he tried, and instead memorized the other's warmth that was shared with him. His lips brushed on the palm that held him and that tore his gaze off the other's eyes and into the pinkish skin just a few inches away from him. Kai's lips were so close that one nudge can make his dream of having his best friend as his first kiss come true, and the tingly feeling of Kai's stare reciprocating his didn't help.

"Hyung.."

"I like you close to me like this."

"Me too."

This is it. A situation where Beomgyu has to ask himself again if he was ready to take the risk. His heart beats loud in his ear that we swore Kai could probably hear, and it's blocking the very thin strand reminding him of why he never confessed in the first place.

When Kai moved his thumb to caress his cheek, the strand broke.

Beomgyu needs to kiss Kai. Now.

Not thinking about the consequences and his fears, he closed the gap between them and felt fireworks when he bit a whole mouthful of stardust.