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drew little silly wintersberg on @poofmalyakaet magma canvas š
left him to others, i hope everything is ok with him.
#resident evil#resident evil 8#re8#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#re8 heisenberg#heisenberg#wintersberg#magma doodles#i havent drawn them since july oh my god.#i really want to improve my skill before i come back with my wintersberg headcanons
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Headcanon. Donna only uses Italian when speaking to Angie. And/or when sheās being polite to strangers and/or friends. Just imagine her gentle, soft voice, āBuonasera, tesoro. How was your day?ā
#doodlebeans#idk#random#bored#donna#resident evil#mother miranda#re8#re8 donna#donna beneviento#Beneviento#Angie#Angie Beneviento#re8 evil#resident#donna benevento x reader#re8 village#resident village#resident lover#resident evil village#resident evil 8#Dimitrescu#karl heisenberg#Moreau#Angie the gremlin#alcina dimitrescu#donna headcanons#headcanons#ideas#thoughts
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Heisenberg comfort HCs, anyone?
I've been feeling really down and out these last few days so I've been thinking about this silly steel man to make myself feel better.
Heisenberg is VERY observantāIād go so far as to say heās hyper observant. Heāll know something isnāt right likely before you do. He may not say anything right away, but heās going to keep an eye on you.
Karl is someone who knows what itās like to be stuck in your own head, and how shitty it is. He also knows how awful it feels (though heād never admit it) to feel like that and feel like that alone. He never wants you to feel that way, alone.Ā
He also knows that thinking about it makes it worse, but he will try and see if he can figure out whatās wrong. Itāll be something casual. āTalk to me, kid. Whatās goinā through that head of yours? Canāt be anything good if youāre all down like this.ā The only exception to this is if youāre in a REALLY bad place, then heās going to be much more urgent. If he canāt get it out, heāll grab a pen and paper and have you write what you can.
If he canāt get the issue out of you (which he will not push you about it), heās kinda stuck. He doesnāt totally know what to do, since he doesnāt really do anything to help himself. He just pushes it away and focuses on something else, letting his mind get buried in whatever heās doing until he forgets about the issue. That being said, he NEVER wants you to do that. He may do it, but you sure as hell wonāt.
Heisenberg will not change anything about how he acts around you when you feel that way. It isnāt because he doesnāt care, but rather that he doesnāt want to make you feel babied or less than because of how youāre feeling. Youāre a tough cookie, heās going to make sure you feel like one, even if youāre crumbled from time to time.Ā
Being as observant as he is, he knows what makes you happy and makes you feel better (even a little), even if he fucking HATES it. If it helps, youāre getting it. Even if itās wine, heāll trudge to Castle Dimitrescu himself and get it. Heāll definitely bitch about it, but itāll never be around you. Heāll bitch on the way there or take it out on Alcina.Ā
If youāre shaking a lot, or youāre moving a bunch, heāll give you something to tinker with, even if itās broken or defunct. If youāre angry and need to break things, heās already made you a version of his hammer that you can lift and just tells you āYou know where to go.ā Hell, heāll probably go with you and do it too (but also to make sure you donāt hurt yourself).
Heāll definitely try and give you some words of encouragement in his own way. It may be something simple like, āDonāt let this destroy you, kiddo.ā to something a bit deeper (depending on how you feel), like āYouāll get through this, buttercup. Youāre stronger than you give yourself credit for. Youāre going to outlive that bitch Miranda, and youāre going to be just fine. Got it? Good.ā
Once you feel better, heās not going to bring that incident up again, unless itās something ongoing or something really serious, but he will check in with you to see how youāre feeling after that. āYou ready to get back in the game, kid? Good to hear. Wasted a lot of precious time picking your ass up out of the dirt."
#karl heisenberg#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re8 village#character headcanons#comfort headcanons
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where is mia in your mold family au? do her and ethan co-parent rose (+evie)? i like to think even separate they still love each other but she wishes ethan hadnt fallen for a man who stinks so bad
im gonna make a comic about this but yes, they co-parent rose for sure, she stays every other week with mia. neither mia or evie would be comfortable having anything to do with eachother though.
in this au i think mia and ethan got separated, not because they dont love eachother, they just cant even begin to act normal after everything they went through. as much as mia would like to forget the past and be a nice happy family again it leaves a hole where closure should be for ethan. That being said, i still think after theyve processed the trauma and grief over their divorce theyād still care for eachother very deeply and go on walks when they pick up rose from eachother etc.
as for miaās opinion on karl.. sheās very wary about him (heās a prick), but whatever makes ethanās happy (even if he does have terrible taste..)
#ask#re8#re8 mia#re8 mia winters#re8 ethan winters#ethan winters#re8 rosemary winters#re8 rose#re8 eveline#re7 eveline#re8 karl heisenberg#re8 heisenberg#wintersberg#ethan x heisenberg#mold family#headcanons
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Caring Lord Heisenberg
First of all, let me to wholeheartedly congratulate you on being one of the luckiest people in the world!
Yes, that's right, you have automatically become one since that very moment when the heart of lord Heisenberg himself chose you as his only one beloved.
And despite of the tough personality and rough exterior of this man he is, actually, quite kind, caring, gentle and attentive within the soul and will do literally anything to see a genuine smile of happiness on your face.
You will probably not hear him saying "i love you" hundred times a day because, not going to lie, Karl is not very good at expressing his feelings with words, but he will definitely always find many other different ways to show how deeply he really cares for you.
On daily basis the lord lavishly compliments your outward look, making your cheeks redden like two ripe tomatoes, and persistently encourages you not to give up on your cherished dreams but devotedly follow them no matter how difficult that is, this way helping the wings of your soul remain unfolded.
All needs of yours Karl is very well aware of and always ready to help you out to entirely fulfill each and every one of them. He buys your favorite beverages and food from the Duke, even without paying attention to the prices; masterly unnoticeably steals breathtaking books from the rich library of lady Dimitrescu, makes Donna special orders for her to sew new clothes to your liking and asks Moreau for all necessary and qualitative medicines when you are in a poor state of health.
Speaking of your health, it is extremely important for the lord for you to stay well as much as possible and for this reason, knowing his habit of smoking like a chimney, Karl avoids puffing cigars near with you.
Making jewellery of metal has now turned into Heisenberg's new little hobby in his spare of work time. He enjoys sitting in one of his workshops in a calm atmosphere, painstakingly designing and creating another trinket, at the same time quietly humming some nice melodic song and vividly imagining how doubtlessly glad you will be to receive one more peculiar handmade gift from him.
Sometimes because of an especially unpleasant family gathering or an unsuccessful experiment, the blood within the man's veins begin to boil out of irritation and pure anger. Remembering how highly sensetive by nature you really are, Karl politely asks you to leave him for some time alone in order to cool his jets and be able to think straight as he desires not one bit to accidentally snap at you and break your fragile heart.
For Heisenberg there is nothing more unbearable than to watch his darling cry. Therefore when your precious eyes start filling with bitter tears of sadness, the lord, as if on autopilot, gives you a firm yet gentle hug. Carefully and caringly stroking your hair and back, your beloved tenderly soothes you, assuring that everything is certainly going to be alright because he is always hereā¦with youā¦
When you wish to take a slow stroll in a forest or simply around the village, usually Karl gladly joins you, serving you as a loyal and reliable defender. But at thouse moments when he, unfortunately, cannot come together with you, being too busy with working on his projects, the lord sends a pack of lycans in order for them to protect you from every ill-wisher and each potential danger during your walk. Don't worry! These fluffy guys just look so intimidating, but Heisenberg trained them too well, and, believe me, they will never dare to cause you any harm.
At the restless nights of your life when you, being attacked by a bunch of poisonous anxious thoughts, try to desperately fall asleep, almost constantly tossing and turning in the bed, the strong arms of your beloved wrap around you even more tighter than usual. Pulling you closely to his sturdy wide chest, Karl softly and gently caresses your tensed body, placing simultaneously little loving kisses on your face, neck and shoulders, from time to time speaking into your ear very pleasant amazing things in a whisper until you feel absolutely relaxed and sleepy.
Closing your eyes and sinking into the land of sweet peaceful dreams, inwardly you sincerely thank the Universe for allowing you to love this incredible man and to be loved by him tenfold back, feeling with all your heart that, in fact, only he and he alone is everything you have ever truly wanted and everything you have ever so badly needed.
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Karl Heisenberg calls you ākiddoā and smushes his hat down onto your head with a big grin on his face.
#headcanons#karl heisenberg#karl heisenberg headcanon#karl heisenberg headcanons#karl heisenberg imagine#karl heisenberg imagines#karl heisenberg x reader#re8#resident evil#resident evil 8#resident evil headcanons#resident evil village#š¼šŖ
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How big is Heisenberg's cock? I feel like you'd know š¤
17CM and thick, veins running along the shaft and uncircumcised. He doesn't shave often, though he keeps it lightly trimmed for you whenever he has time, as he is naturally quite hairy.
Usually the tip is a87183, though whenever he's too hard, it gets slightly darker, becoming #694867 and leaking beads of precum like a faucet. He has heavy balls due to lack of time to have sex or wank, though they're not that large.
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#stray answers#re8 heisenberg#re heisenberg#lord heisenberg#karl heisenberg#karl heisenberg hc#re8 headcanons#penis connoisseur right here#resident evil 8#resident evil village#re8 village#re8
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Got any re8 Heisenberg headcanons? (I definitely am so normal about him)
Don't worry, I'm completely normal about him too.
Ethan works with Karl to stop Miranda, but they aren't exactly friends after that, but they learn to like each other.
Chris was originally was going to put Karl into the military as a living bioweapon, but with enough convincing. Ethan got him to just let stay with him and Rose. They're roommates now.
Karl is thankful for Ethan to help him avoid that fate, but he is still frustrated on how his life is in someone's hand. Now he has to listen to Ethan or run the risk of being killed or weaponized. So the anger is the living arrangement is mutual.
Karl tends to be untrusting of everyone, like a feral stray dog. So Karl stays in the basement and minds his business.
Ethan and Mia had a mutual divorce, The relationship was built on rocky ground, and they understand that. But what Mia doesn't understand is why Ethan would have this moldy hobo live with him, and frankly- he doesn't know either.
Karl was a stinky man. His hands are rough and dry, chipped sharp nails that seem to always have something underneath them despite that fact of him wearing gloves most of the time. He covered in a layer of grease, sweat and car oil, smells like copper, gasoline, sweat, cigars, rain dew and a hint of mold and rot. LOVEY ISN'T IT! A sensory overload dream. His hair WILL make a crunchy noise if touched, and don't bother trying to comb through it.
Ethan made sure that his mf got a shower with some actual soap. He may look the same but trust in the fact if you were in a room with him, you'll actually be able to hug him without getting high from the gasoline.
Karl's hair gets so fluffy when conditioned.
It took months before Ethan trusted Karl in watching Rose or let alone hold her.
Karl LOVES sweets.
He originally didn't know about Home Depot because Ethan was worry that there will quickly be no Home Depot.
There's no longer a Home Depot.
Heisenberg will melt when he hears Rose's first words.
The day that Heisenberg finds out what a Samsung fridge is- IT'S OVER!
Heisenberg lived off of military ration meals till now, so he has to resort to the next best thing here: hungry man TV dinners. And kid cuisine when Rose goes into solid food.
HE CAN COOK! To be particular, grill. But he's kinda going through that depression that led you to not take care of himself.
Karl HATES the rain, It rusts all his metal, and he is in content risk of getting struck by lightning, He's a living lightning rod. Ethan tries to be nice and help him by giving him a rubber rain suit, leading him to wear three layers of protection: fishing overalls, rain boots, raincoat, rubber gloves, rain hat and a rubber poncho.
You can hear him from a mile away with all that rubber squeaking.
Heisenberg surprisingly was a virgin for a long time, and it makes sense. He was too busy in his factory to be with anyone romantically nor platonically, let alone get laid. He never really cared till he thought about it now, especially when Ethan has living proof that he fucked. *CUT TO FUNNY KARL SPEED DATING SEQUENCE* this is probably a very sharp contrast to others hc of karl but idc it's my hc
Heisenberg and Ethan have that opposite attract dynamic, Karl gets to teach him that life doesn't end or need to be tense just because they're mole zombies. While Ethan teaches Karl to unpack his years trauma, cuz that shit will come to haunt you.
Ethan found some room for Heisenberg to sleep upstairs instead.
Eventually Ethan gets so close with Heisenberg he actually starts calling him by his first name.
That was noticed by Mia and Chris, which made them nervous in where Ethan loyalty would lie when something were to happen.
Heisenberg never had clean water before, so just imagine him with the crisp 3am water.
Chris only allows Karl to experience the outside monthly. But Ethan sneaks Karl with him when he can. As long, he doesn't scare anyone in town.
Karl is like a caveman entering the present day, He's culture shock is out of this world.
He loves the phrase "metal as fuck."
When Karl has a nightmare he rearrange his room to push all the metal out or nap in the living room. When Karl and Ethan got closer he started sleeping in Ethan's room. Even though their hearts beat slow, the human warmth is still there.
Karl never wants to talk about what his nightmare was about or why he feels better sleeping in a room with less metal.
Here some songs that I always relate to Heisenberg:
Now I'm about to go into what my hc is for Heisenberg before re8.
tw body horror and child abuse
I have the headcanon that Karl wasn't from the village, but his family was. He was born in the states and unknowingly has the genes that make him very susceptible to the mold mutation. Eventually, after his grandfather died and passed the factory/mines to his parents, they all moved to Europe. Explaining the contrasting transatlantic accent.
But like all things, Miranda had to ruin. She noticed the newcomers of the village; she saw how they also have a child and decided to take action. Miranda killed Karl Heisenberg's parents and took him in to experiment on with the cadou parasite.
His gift was unknown till one check up later after all of his complaints of feeling of something tearing into him. Miranda realized that there seems to be scraps of metal like nuts and bolts dug and tear through into his body to his bones like a magnet.
When he's in is REM sleep, his electromagnet powers moves and attract scraps of metal to him. Leaving him to wake up with blood on his sheets, but the wound already healed like nothing happened. But Karl does know it feels harder to move every day.
Miranda made sure to test him on his gift. He looks completely human and is powerful, he was almost perfectā¦ The one single flaw in him is the fact that even as a helpless child that had no one else to rely on but her. He still hated her.
Heisenberg was the youngest of the four lords and the favorite, and he hated it. Dude would just spend all his time by himself, leaving himself tape recorders. He eventually started to entertain himself as if he was a radio host. The theater kid possesses him.
Eventually when he got older he got into contact with The Duke and was able to purchase tapes and machinery scraps from him. The tapes turned out to be American documents of ww2, leading Heisenberg to his American freedom fighter rhetoric.
When he detransform from his big monster form, he has to go get a lil help. He has to get rid of the pieces of metal without just tearing off pieces of his flesh, That shit is hard to grow back you know!
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Karl Heisenberg is literally divine machinery.
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Hello! Would you be willing to write headcanons for Karl Heisenberg with a chubby partner? If you aren't comfortable then no worries š
Plush
Karl Heisenberg x Reader
Fandom:Ā Resident Evil 8
Format:Ā Headcanons
Gender Neutral Reader
Masterlist
I'm half using this to go insane over my gorgeous partner, don't mind me <3 -Finn
Thereās just more of you for him to grab, this man is thriving!Ā
Heās delighted at how soft you are under his hands. Heās accustomed to working with cold, unyielding metal.Ā You are warm and plush and lovely.
Karl absolutely loves laying on you whenever you let him. His head on your chest, on your tummy, on your thighs, itās all good to him.Ā
Be very aware that his hands will sneak under your shirt when heās lying on you. Be even more aware that if his mouth is anywhere near your bare skin, he will bite you. No warning, no apologies. Crop tops are dangerous around him. Karl loves nipping at your waist because he wants to hear the noises you make and hear you jump.Ā
He is pretty strong, he works with a lot of heavy materials, but he uses his powers to make him far stronger than he actually is. His sleeves are lined with metal wires. This is all to say that he will throw you over his shoulder with little trouble.
This man is obsessed with your hips. You get within reach and he's got his hands on them. He likes being able to pull you closer and squeeze you.
#finnwrites#headcanons#resident evil 8 x reader#resident evil x reader#resident evil 8#resident evil#karl heisenberg x reader#lord heisenberg#heisenberg x reader#re8 x reader
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You guys think Donna makes Angie have nap time? Like how kindergartens do.
#doodlebeans#idk#random#donna#resident evil#art#re8#resident village#angie#beneviento#re8 donna#donna headcanons#donna beneviento#angie beneviento#lady beneviento#house beneviento#resident lover#resident evil village#the village#resident evil 8#resident#re8 evil#re8 village#re8 fanart#mother Miranda#nap time#nap#Alcina#alcina dimitrescu#karl heisenberg
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Couldnāt get the mental images from this post out of my head so I had to doodle oneš
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I LOVE your art, and I love your take on Wintersberg it's so good. What are your headcannons on them? Their heights, sexuality, little hobbies, traits... I'd love to hear.
Thank you!!
Ethan
Height: 5ā11
Gender/sexuality: trans man, bi
Hobbies: Drawing, piano, reading, cooking, programming/coding
Karl
Height: 6ā
Gender/sexuality: cis man, bi/gay (?)(i cant really see him liking women idk)
Hobbies: Engineering, reading news articles, metal concerts, movies (? i dont have an explanation for this but i feel like its true. heād talk all the way through)
As for traits, i dont think theyāre that much different to canon other than how much they tolerate eachother-
Karl is still flamboyant, arrogant and hotheaded, and Ethan is still softspoken and protective, and tends to act rashly/get cocky when heās in stressful situations (when loved ones are in trouble he dives in headfirst, gets his ass kicked and starts quipping to himself)
#ask#re8#re8 ethan winters#ethan winters#re8 karl heisenberg#re8 heisenberg#ethan x heisenberg#wintersberg#headcanons
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Taking care of Heisenberg
If once you decide to open an old huge dictionary and find the word ''workaholic'' within this book, i bet the name of this handsome man certainly will be its definition.
It is just incredible that each day Heisenberg finds so many hours to build his metal army of mechanical undead soldiers and, unfortunately, such a small amount of time for taking care of himself.
The lord tends to put his own self-care and state of health aside, but you, on the very contrary, put them on the first place along with yours.
Actually, it will be fair enough to say, that you enjoy taking care of your loved one, and the undeniable fact that you are able to make his life easier and better turns you into one of the happiest people in the world.
Heisenberg is definitely a man of a good appetite, but in spite of that he prefers a simple food over rare exquisite dishes. Therefore if you just cook a fried meat with boiled potatoes and a simple vegetable salad, be doubtlessly sure that your pretty hands will be covered with little kisses of his endless gratitude.
Oftentimes, the old worn clothes of the lord become dirty and damaged as he usually works with motor oil and different metal scraps with rather sharp edges, but you are always ready to remove any oil stain from his trousers and sew up every hole in his shirt.
One needs to mention that your loved one's work is not only physically hard, but it's also hazardous, and, at times, sharp tools, metal scraps or even his own creation that, all of a sudden, went totally crazy can injure him. After such unpleasant situations you carefully patch his bleeding wounds up, and Karl, seeing a concerned look on your face, every time gives you a reassuring smile and tells that you shouldn't be so worried because of just another scratch. (Well yeah, just another scratch which, in the afterwards, turns into another deep scar.)
As Heisenberg strictly forbids you to wander the lowest levels of the factory completely all alone, warning that it's super dangerous, you cannot go down there and check on him when he burns the midnight oil, creating one more addition to his army.
But when the lord sits in his workshop on the highest and safest floor of the building, designing and improving scatches or writing down important notes, you always bring him a healthy snack and a mug of aromatic strong coffee even in the middle of the night which is not a problem for you at all.
When your loved one, after working hard during all day almost in nonstop regime, tirely flops down on your shared cozy bed, you don't ever mind to provide him with a wonderfully relaxing massage. The caring hands of yours slowly and gently rub his weary neck and shoulders, and Karl doesn't even try to hold slight moans of an absolute pleasure, letting you understand like this how unbelievably good you make him feel.
By the havoc which practically daily happens in his life Heisenberg, rather often, feels very stressed out, and you perfectely know that at these gloomy days of his Karl needs the comfort of your company more than usual. You caringly offer him to drink a nice cup of hot relaxing herbal infusion and take a slow walk on the fresh air somewhere in the woods, trying to speak on positive themes in the process of your little trip, at the same time listening to the calming ambient sounds of the nature.
In winter you are especially worried about the health state of your dearest man, noticing that despite a cold weather he is quite lightly dressed, and his neck is perpetually open to the strong gusts of freezing northern and western winds. Does one need to say how surprised the lord was when you timidly gifted him a simply-looking yet so soft and warm scarf knitted with your own golden hands? No, the man wasn't just pleasantly surprised, he was baffled, even shocked by this gesture because literally nobody in his entire life has ever done such a nice thing for him.
Having the new accessory wrapped around his neck (which fits him well, by the way), Karl attends special occasions by the name of family meetings where he with a smug-ass smile on his face lively brags to the siblings (especially to Lady D) about what a kind, caring and attentive person his precious darling really is, unlike someone's annoyingly buzzing bloodthirsty bugs.
Heisenberg is sure as hell that he will never be grateful enough to you for everything you do for him every single day, understanding very well that without your divine presence in his life he would never ever feel so truly loved and cared for.
But the lord does not even imagine that the short sincere ''thank you, Buttercup'' of his makes you melt like a sweet sugar cube in a hot fragrant tea.
And each new day you are willing to keep tirelessly surrounding him with your priceless love and tender care because this so close to your heart man means the world for you and, surely, even more.
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OMG HI!!! THIS IS SOOO LONG AGO BUT I FINISHED IT
a/n: I literally made this like a year ago and just procrastinated to post it... so sorry babes :D
Heisenberg x nb!reader boyfriend hcs:
Heās trying to focus more on just being a reliable partner, WHICH HE IS NOT
Heās the type to leave you alone for like d a y s without telling you cause he has an errand from Miranda and then be confused when youāre really worried about him
Before you, he was used to just coming and going as he pleases, he doesnāt really see why that has to change now, I think
But omg,,, heād bring back like little trinkets or like scrap metal for you or something
Like, donāt be surprised if he straight up brings part of a human back to you cause he thought it was cool
I feel like, heād be kinda a bad boyfriend though, ngl
Like, heās really grumpy, and if heās mad at Miranda heās just gonna be mad at you too because big boy does not know how to deal his emotions
Heād probably just expect you to stay in the factory at all times too? And if you complain about it, too bad
Heāll be more than willing to entertain you of course *wink wink*
But only AFTER heās done working
Iām sorry but heās putting his plans before you always
Heās so emotionally constipated as well? He cares about you of course
He cares a lot about you, but he literally does not know how to say that besides like random comments every now and again
āHey. You know, I donāt hate having you āround here.ā And thatās probably the most poetic Karl Heisenberg is able to be
His affection lies in quality time and sharing his plans with you
Every once in a while, small acts of service (Like I said, the trinkets.)
Heās a rough man, yk, heās definitely the type to annoy and bully you all the time
(Out of love of course)
Heād blow the smoke from one of those cigars he smokes directly into your face just for fun
If youāre shorter than him your head is an armrest
If youāre taller heāll never stop complaining about it
āHey sunshine. Howās the weather up there?ā And so on
And heāll always have that smug little grin
Heāll introduce you to the lycans and then get pissed off when they like you more than him
And you tell him itās because youāre actually nice to them
Heāll get jealous and complain that youāre not as nice to him as you are to them lmfao
I hope for your sake that you can cook,,, cus Karl is definitely not cooking
Even if he tried, I wouldnāt advise you to try eating it
I donāt care, he does NOT wash his hands
Heās kinda stinky and always smells of motor oil and smoke, sometimes a bit like beef jerky strangely enough
If neither of you can cook, youāll probably just have to go to the duke and get some microwaveable meals if he has any
Does Karl even have a microwave? Iām not sure actually
Anyways I hope you learn to cook then
Okay but Iāve spend so much time just bashing him,, so hereās some nice things about him
Heās oddly cute when he sleeps, yk?Ā
For such a big, grumpy man, he looks so relaxed and soft
Heāll even let you fall asleep on top of him, heās very soft idc
And he likes the bit of pressure on top of him I think
He snores, tho ):
He also always wakes up super early to work, and heās annoyingly chirpy in the morning
Itās all āRise and shine, sweetheart!ā and āGet the hell up, we have work to do!āĀ
I donāt know, I think he likes being annoying on purpose
But heās kinda a sweetheart, so itās okay lol
I mean, heās definitely very protective
No way heās going to let you go to Dimitrescuās house
Even you just going to the market would freak him out honestly
He kinda doubts that you can handle yourself, ngl
No matter how big and strong you are
Thatāll never change, he is obsessed with the idea that heās your protector and he thinks itās always on him to keep you safe.
Heāll get legitimately really mad if you get hurt, not only at whoever or whatever hurt you, but also at you
Because it stresses him out and you know he feels bad for you
Would probably also feel personally offended if you got sick lol
edit: pookie bear :D
a/n: sry its only a headcannon, but I really like doing them bc they're not so serious yk??? ok anyways, I actually got a whole ass story for him on ao3 if you're interested but I wrote it like 2 years ago when i was 17-18 so its kindaaaaaa.... anyways im gonna edit it before i post it on here as well ):
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Day Three: Karl Heisenberg + Violent Night
The movie you want to watch is rather fitting for your partner. You drag Karl to the makeshift living space. The TV is old, but that doesn't mean that Karl hasn't tried to update it.
'Just because everyone else wants to be stuck in the past doesn't mean I wanna be.' Karl had muttered as he tinkered with the metal box.
"Are you sure it comes out tonight? I've got a lot of work to get to Buttercup." Kalr asks; you roll your eyes. You're pretty sure of it. "It played on the radio a few days ago that it would be out before Christmas." You answer Karl. "And all of this is necessary?" He asks, waving his hand around to the decorations filling the room with light and life.
You roll your eyes and shake your head. "Of course, it's all "necessary" Karl." You say, making air quotes out of your fingers. Karl sighs. "Fine, but the popcorn is all mine," Kalr says, taking the large bowl from the table and placing it in his lap. Large hand dipping into the bowl, grabbing kernels of popped corn.
The static on the TV screens blurs out, and the movie starts quickly. You curl into Karl's side, his eminence heat. Seaping from his skin through clothes to wrap itself around me like a heat blanket.
The mountains behind the factory keep the cold wrapped around us, though Karl says that keeps the super-sized bitch and her kids away. Regardless, Karl seems to be genuinely calm and even relaxed in the movie that plays on the screen. Your original plan had been to watch the movie alongside your boyfriend, but the longer you sit there with him. The longer your eyes drift over to Karl's face.
Gray hair litter his beard and mustache. A sharp nose that you want to reach out and boop half the time. His hair is pulled back into a messy bun, making his face more evident. His sunglasses were tossed off to the side table along with his worn-out hat.
Gloves sitting on top of them. It makes you jolt when Karl laughs at a line or two in the movie. Karl's right arm is wrapped around your shoulder, as he always does, keeping you tucked to his side.
Moments later, the light flickers as Karl burns the end of one of his cigars. The smoke filters into the air, making you feel at home. Karl smokes his cigar and laughs at a few lines for the rest of the movie.
Karl looks over at you, "What's wrong, buttercup?" He asks, his voice thick and smooth. "Nothin'." You mutter softly before returning your attention to the movie for which you have no idea what's happening. "Are you sure? Cause staring is rude, you know." Karl grunts out, with a chuckle rattling the both of you. You roll your eyes, but your cheeks burn with the embarrassment of being caught.
By the movie's end, you've seen not enough to even understand what's happened. On the other hand, Karl is impressed by the film; he's always been a Western guy. Loving the gun-slinging cowboy. The violence usually follows them around on their horses' backs, but you can guess the violence in this movie is enough for Karl to enjoy it.
"Good pick, love," Karl mutters, stubbing his cigar into the ashtray. You wish you could stay like this forever, in the warmth of your boyfriend, in a fantasy world that doesn't exist outside the factory's walls. "I'm glad you liked it." You say as you try to snuggle further into Karl's side. "We should do this more often." He comments, letting you practically climb into his lap.
Completed on: 10/18/23
Posted on: 12/03/23
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