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drew little silly wintersberg on @poofmalyakaet magma canvas đ
left him to others, i hope everything is ok with him.
#resident evil#resident evil 8#re8#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#re8 heisenberg#heisenberg#wintersberg#magma doodles#i havent drawn them since july oh my god.#i really want to improve my skill before i come back with my wintersberg headcanons
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Headcanon. Donna only uses Italian when speaking to Angie. And/or when sheâs being polite to strangers and/or friends. Just imagine her gentle, soft voice, âBuonasera, tesoro. How was your day?â
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More Donna and Angie Beneviento Headcanons
⨠Relationship Editionâ¨
When first getting to know her, Donna acts aloof but secretly wants to know everything about you.
In the beginning, she would act like a house cat; either following you everywhere to silently observe, or go elsewhere to do her own thing due to her shyness.
For someone as kind as you, Donna may feel suspicious. After spending years of solitude and knowing how the villagers see her, who wouldn't feel like something's off when you come along?
It may take a few months to a year before she finally confesses her feelings for you. When she did, she was shocked when you admitted your feelings for her as well.
She revealed her face, expecting you to turn away in disgust. But when you tenderly planted a kiss on her scar, she realized then how genuine your love for her was.
Once it is clear that the both of you are in a romantic relationship, there is no going back. Not only do the both of you love each other, but also Donna is very possessive.
She doesn't mean to be malicious. She loves your company, your light, and has an overwhelming, intense fear of losing you.
One time when she projected hallucinations, you were sobbing hysterically. It hurt her so much, she vowed to never use her powers against you ever again.
Now instead, she will fuck you in order to remind who you belong to.
You have to reassure her that you aren't going to leave. You have to remind her how she does not need to earn or keep your love. But you wouldn't say no to the previous bullet point.
You are Angie's favorite human besides Donna because you play games with her (and let her win). Although her games may seem routine to you, they mean THE WORLD to Angie.
Angie loves you because of how you treat Donna. You are just below "best friend status", with that status being granted to Donna.
Donna allows Angie to sleep in bed as long as she sleeps on Donna's side. Donna doesn't like seeing you asleep with anyone or anything except her.
Every morning, one of you wakes up to find her nestled cozily in between you both.
Donna loves to call you affectionately in Italian, something that makes your heart do somersaults.
In summary, Donna is not perfectâundoubtedly flawed with darkness from fear and trauma. This is why you are the most important person in her life; you bring her a light and a love she never knew. She will do anything to see you smile and be happy. To her, you are an infinite ocean of wonder that she would gladly drown in. She loves you with every fibre of her being. And if she could love you even more, she would. She would do anything if you needed your life to be spared, even if it means paying with her own.
Bonus for the smut fans:
Donna is very loving and soft; whispering praises in Italian, giving passionate kisses and gentle caresses. But she also thrives on control; pinning your wrists, leaving delicious bite marks, wrapping her well-toned fingers around your neck, and making you come again and again until she sees that she has effectively claimed her territory.
#angie beneviento#donna beneviento#resident evil 8#resident evil village#re8 village#re8#alcina dimitrescu#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#lady dimitrescu#headcanon#relationship
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Heisenberg comfort HCs, anyone?
I've been feeling really down and out these last few days so I've been thinking about this silly steel man to make myself feel better.
Heisenberg is VERY observantâIâd go so far as to say heâs hyper observant. Heâll know something isnât right likely before you do. He may not say anything right away, but heâs going to keep an eye on you.
Karl is someone who knows what itâs like to be stuck in your own head, and how shitty it is. He also knows how awful it feels (though heâd never admit it) to feel like that and feel like that alone. He never wants you to feel that way, alone.Â
He also knows that thinking about it makes it worse, but he will try and see if he can figure out whatâs wrong. Itâll be something casual. âTalk to me, kid. Whatâs goinâ through that head of yours? Canât be anything good if youâre all down like this.â The only exception to this is if youâre in a REALLY bad place, then heâs going to be much more urgent. If he canât get it out, heâll grab a pen and paper and have you write what you can.
If he canât get the issue out of you (which he will not push you about it), heâs kinda stuck. He doesnât totally know what to do, since he doesnât really do anything to help himself. He just pushes it away and focuses on something else, letting his mind get buried in whatever heâs doing until he forgets about the issue. That being said, he NEVER wants you to do that. He may do it, but you sure as hell wonât.
Heisenberg will not change anything about how he acts around you when you feel that way. It isnât because he doesnât care, but rather that he doesnât want to make you feel babied or less than because of how youâre feeling. Youâre a tough cookie, heâs going to make sure you feel like one, even if youâre crumbled from time to time.Â
Being as observant as he is, he knows what makes you happy and makes you feel better (even a little), even if he fucking HATES it. If it helps, youâre getting it. Even if itâs wine, heâll trudge to Castle Dimitrescu himself and get it. Heâll definitely bitch about it, but itâll never be around you. Heâll bitch on the way there or take it out on Alcina.Â
If youâre shaking a lot, or youâre moving a bunch, heâll give you something to tinker with, even if itâs broken or defunct. If youâre angry and need to break things, heâs already made you a version of his hammer that you can lift and just tells you âYou know where to go.â Hell, heâll probably go with you and do it too (but also to make sure you donât hurt yourself).
Heâll definitely try and give you some words of encouragement in his own way. It may be something simple like, âDonât let this destroy you, kiddo.â to something a bit deeper (depending on how you feel), like âYouâll get through this, buttercup. Youâre stronger than you give yourself credit for. Youâre going to outlive that bitch Miranda, and youâre going to be just fine. Got it? Good.â
Once you feel better, heâs not going to bring that incident up again, unless itâs something ongoing or something really serious, but he will check in with you to see how youâre feeling after that. âYou ready to get back in the game, kid? Good to hear. Wasted a lot of precious time picking your ass up out of the dirt."
#karl heisenberg#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re8 village#character headcanons#comfort headcanons
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where is mia in your mold family au? do her and ethan co-parent rose (+evie)? i like to think even separate they still love each other but she wishes ethan hadnt fallen for a man who stinks so bad
im gonna make a comic about this but yes, they co-parent rose for sure, she stays every other week with mia. neither mia or evie would be comfortable having anything to do with eachother though.
in this au i think mia and ethan got separated, not because they dont love eachother, they just cant even begin to act normal after everything they went through. as much as mia would like to forget the past and be a nice happy family again it leaves a hole where closure should be for ethan. That being said, i still think after theyve processed the trauma and grief over their divorce theyâd still care for eachother very deeply and go on walks when they pick up rose from eachother etc.
as for miaâs opinion on karl.. sheâs very wary about him (heâs a prick), but whatever makes ethanâs happy (even if he does have terrible taste..)
#ask#re8#re8 mia#re8 mia winters#re8 ethan winters#ethan winters#re8 rosemary winters#re8 rose#re8 eveline#re7 eveline#re8 karl heisenberg#re8 heisenberg#wintersberg#ethan x heisenberg#mold family#headcanons
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Caring Lord Heisenberg
First of all, let me to wholeheartedly congratulate you on being one of the luckiest people in the world!
Yes, that's right, you have automatically become one since that very moment when the heart of lord Heisenberg himself chose you as his only one beloved.
And despite of the tough personality and rough exterior of this man he is, actually, quite kind, caring, gentle and attentive within the soul and will do literally anything to see a genuine smile of happiness on your face.
You will probably not hear him saying "i love you" hundred times a day because, not going to lie, Karl is not very good at expressing his feelings with words, but he will definitely always find many other different ways to show how deeply he really cares for you.
On daily basis the lord lavishly compliments your outward look, making your cheeks redden like two ripe tomatoes, and persistently encourages you not to give up on your cherished dreams but devotedly follow them no matter how difficult that is, this way helping the wings of your soul remain unfolded.
All needs of yours Karl is very well aware of and always ready to help you out to entirely fulfill each and every one of them. He buys your favorite beverages and food from the Duke, even without paying attention to the prices; masterly unnoticeably steals breathtaking books from the rich library of lady Dimitrescu, makes Donna special orders for her to sew new clothes to your liking and asks Moreau for all necessary and qualitative medicines when you are in a poor state of health.
Speaking of your health, it is extremely important for the lord for you to stay well as much as possible and for this reason, knowing his habit of smoking like a chimney, Karl avoids puffing cigars near with you.
Making jewellery of metal has now turned into Heisenberg's new little hobby in his spare of work time. He enjoys sitting in one of his workshops in a calm atmosphere, painstakingly designing and creating another trinket, at the same time quietly humming some nice melodic song and vividly imagining how doubtlessly glad you will be to receive one more peculiar handmade gift from him.
Sometimes because of an especially unpleasant family gathering or an unsuccessful experiment, the blood within the man's veins begin to boil out of irritation and pure anger. Remembering how highly sensetive by nature you really are, Karl politely asks you to leave him for some time alone in order to cool his jets and be able to think straight as he desires not one bit to accidentally snap at you and break your fragile heart.
For Heisenberg there is nothing more unbearable than to watch his darling cry. Therefore when your precious eyes start filling with bitter tears of sadness, the lord, as if on autopilot, gives you a firm yet gentle hug. Carefully and caringly stroking your hair and back, your beloved tenderly soothes you, assuring that everything is certainly going to be alright because he is always hereâŚwith youâŚ
When you wish to take a slow stroll in a forest or simply around the village, usually Karl gladly joins you, serving you as a loyal and reliable defender. But at thouse moments when he, unfortunately, cannot come together with you, being too busy with working on his projects, the lord sends a pack of lycans in order for them to protect you from every ill-wisher and each potential danger during your walk. Don't worry! These fluffy guys just look so intimidating, but Heisenberg trained them too well, and, believe me, they will never dare to cause you any harm.
At the restless nights of your life when you, being attacked by a bunch of poisonous anxious thoughts, try to desperately fall asleep, almost constantly tossing and turning in the bed, the strong arms of your beloved wrap around you even more tighter than usual. Pulling you closely to his sturdy wide chest, Karl softly and gently caresses your tensed body, placing simultaneously little loving kisses on your face, neck and shoulders, from time to time speaking into your ear very pleasant amazing things in a whisper until you feel absolutely relaxed and sleepy.
Closing your eyes and sinking into the land of sweet peaceful dreams, inwardly you sincerely thank the Universe for allowing you to love this incredible man and to be loved by him tenfold back, feeling with all your heart that, in fact, only he and he alone is everything you have ever truly wanted and everything you have ever so badly needed.
#resident evil 8#resident evil 8 village#resident evil village#re8#re8 village#re village#Lord Heisenberg#Karl Heisenberg#Heisenberg#Lord Heisenberg headcanons#Karl Heisenberg headcanons#Heisenberg headcanons#Lord Heisenberg x reader#Karl Heisenberg x reader#Heisenberg x reader#Lord Heisenberg x you#Karl Heisenberg x you#Heisenberg x you
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Karl Heisenberg calls you âkiddoâ and smushes his hat down onto your head with a big grin on his face.
#headcanons#karl heisenberg#karl heisenberg headcanon#karl heisenberg headcanons#karl heisenberg imagine#karl heisenberg imagines#karl heisenberg x reader#re8#resident evil#resident evil 8#resident evil headcanons#resident evil village#đźđŞ
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How big is Heisenberg's cock? I feel like you'd know đ¤
17CM and thick, veins running along the shaft and uncircumcised. He doesn't shave often, though he keeps it lightly trimmed for you whenever he has time, as he is naturally quite hairy.
Usually the tip is a87183, though whenever he's too hard, it gets slightly darker, becoming #694867 and leaking beads of precum like a faucet. He has heavy balls due to lack of time to have sex or wank, though they're not that large.
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#stray answers#re8 heisenberg#re heisenberg#lord heisenberg#karl heisenberg#karl heisenberg hc#re8 headcanons#penis connoisseur right here#resident evil 8#resident evil village#re8 village#re8
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Got any re8 Heisenberg headcanons? (I definitely am so normal about him)
Don't worry, I'm completely normal about him too.
Ethan works with Karl to stop Miranda, but they aren't exactly friends after that, but they learn to like each other.
Chris was originally was going to put Karl into the military as a living bioweapon, but with enough convincing. Ethan got him to just let stay with him and Rose. They're roommates now.
Karl is thankful for Ethan to help him avoid that fate, but he is still frustrated on how his life is in someone's hand. Now he has to listen to Ethan or run the risk of being killed or weaponized. So the anger is the living arrangement is mutual.
Karl tends to be untrusting of everyone, like a feral stray dog. So Karl stays in the basement and minds his business.
Ethan and Mia had a mutual divorce, The relationship was built on rocky ground, and they understand that. But what Mia doesn't understand is why Ethan would have this moldy hobo live with him, and frankly- he doesn't know either.
Karl was a stinky man. His hands are rough and dry, chipped sharp nails that seem to always have something underneath them despite that fact of him wearing gloves most of the time. He covered in a layer of grease, sweat and car oil, smells like copper, gasoline, sweat, cigars, rain dew and a hint of mold and rot. LOVEY ISN'T IT! A sensory overload dream. His hair WILL make a crunchy noise if touched, and don't bother trying to comb through it.
Ethan made sure that his mf got a shower with some actual soap. He may look the same but trust in the fact if you were in a room with him, you'll actually be able to hug him without getting high from the gasoline.
Karl's hair gets so fluffy when conditioned.
It took months before Ethan trusted Karl in watching Rose or let alone hold her.
Karl LOVES sweets.
He originally didn't know about Home Depot because Ethan was worry that there will quickly be no Home Depot.
There's no longer a Home Depot.
Heisenberg will melt when he hears Rose's first words.
The day that Heisenberg finds out what a Samsung fridge is- IT'S OVER!
Heisenberg lived off of military ration meals till now, so he has to resort to the next best thing here: hungry man TV dinners. And kid cuisine when Rose goes into solid food.
HE CAN COOK! To be particular, grill. But he's kinda going through that depression that led you to not take care of himself.
Karl HATES the rain, It rusts all his metal, and he is in content risk of getting struck by lightning, He's a living lightning rod. Ethan tries to be nice and help him by giving him a rubber rain suit, leading him to wear three layers of protection: fishing overalls, rain boots, raincoat, rubber gloves, rain hat and a rubber poncho.
You can hear him from a mile away with all that rubber squeaking.
Heisenberg surprisingly was a virgin for a long time, and it makes sense. He was too busy in his factory to be with anyone romantically nor platonically, let alone get laid. He never really cared till he thought about it now, especially when Ethan has living proof that he fucked. *CUT TO FUNNY KARL SPEED DATING SEQUENCE* this is probably a very sharp contrast to others hc of karl but idc it's my hc
Heisenberg and Ethan have that opposite attract dynamic, Karl gets to teach him that life doesn't end or need to be tense just because they're mole zombies. While Ethan teaches Karl to unpack his years trauma, cuz that shit will come to haunt you.
Ethan found some room for Heisenberg to sleep upstairs instead.
Eventually Ethan gets so close with Heisenberg he actually starts calling him by his first name.
That was noticed by Mia and Chris, which made them nervous in where Ethan loyalty would lie when something were to happen.
Heisenberg never had clean water before, so just imagine him with the crisp 3am water.
Chris only allows Karl to experience the outside monthly. But Ethan sneaks Karl with him when he can. As long, he doesn't scare anyone in town.
Karl is like a caveman entering the present day, He's culture shock is out of this world.
He loves the phrase "metal as fuck."
When Karl has a nightmare he rearrange his room to push all the metal out or nap in the living room. When Karl and Ethan got closer he started sleeping in Ethan's room. Even though their hearts beat slow, the human warmth is still there.
Karl never wants to talk about what his nightmare was about or why he feels better sleeping in a room with less metal.
Here some songs that I always relate to Heisenberg:
Now I'm about to go into what my hc is for Heisenberg before re8.
tw body horror and child abuse
I have the headcanon that Karl wasn't from the village, but his family was. He was born in the states and unknowingly has the genes that make him very susceptible to the mold mutation. Eventually, after his grandfather died and passed the factory/mines to his parents, they all moved to Europe. Explaining the contrasting transatlantic accent.
But like all things, Miranda had to ruin. She noticed the newcomers of the village; she saw how they also have a child and decided to take action. Miranda killed Karl Heisenberg's parents and took him in to experiment on with the cadou parasite.
His gift was unknown till one check up later after all of his complaints of feeling of something tearing into him. Miranda realized that there seems to be scraps of metal like nuts and bolts dug and tear through into his body to his bones like a magnet.
When he's in is REM sleep, his electromagnet powers moves and attract scraps of metal to him. Leaving him to wake up with blood on his sheets, but the wound already healed like nothing happened. But Karl does know it feels harder to move every day.
Miranda made sure to test him on his gift. He looks completely human and is powerful, he was almost perfect⌠The one single flaw in him is the fact that even as a helpless child that had no one else to rely on but her. He still hated her.
Heisenberg was the youngest of the four lords and the favorite, and he hated it. Dude would just spend all his time by himself, leaving himself tape recorders. He eventually started to entertain himself as if he was a radio host. The theater kid possesses him.
Eventually when he got older he got into contact with The Duke and was able to purchase tapes and machinery scraps from him. The tapes turned out to be American documents of ww2, leading Heisenberg to his American freedom fighter rhetoric.
When he detransform from his big monster form, he has to go get a lil help. He has to get rid of the pieces of metal without just tearing off pieces of his flesh, That shit is hard to grow back you know!
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Karl Heisenberg is literally divine machinery.
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Hello! Would you be willing to write headcanons for Karl Heisenberg with a chubby partner? If you aren't comfortable then no worries đ
Plush
Karl Heisenberg x Reader
Fandom:Â Resident Evil 8
Format:Â Headcanons
Gender Neutral Reader
Masterlist
I'm half using this to go insane over my gorgeous partner, don't mind me <3 -Finn
Thereâs just more of you for him to grab, this man is thriving!Â
Heâs delighted at how soft you are under his hands. Heâs accustomed to working with cold, unyielding metal. You are warm and plush and lovely.
Karl absolutely loves laying on you whenever you let him. His head on your chest, on your tummy, on your thighs, itâs all good to him.Â
Be very aware that his hands will sneak under your shirt when heâs lying on you. Be even more aware that if his mouth is anywhere near your bare skin, he will bite you. No warning, no apologies. Crop tops are dangerous around him. Karl loves nipping at your waist because he wants to hear the noises you make and hear you jump.Â
He is pretty strong, he works with a lot of heavy materials, but he uses his powers to make him far stronger than he actually is. His sleeves are lined with metal wires. This is all to say that he will throw you over his shoulder with little trouble.
This man is obsessed with your hips. You get within reach and he's got his hands on them. He likes being able to pull you closer and squeeze you.
#finnwrites#headcanons#resident evil 8 x reader#resident evil x reader#resident evil 8#resident evil#karl heisenberg x reader#lord heisenberg#heisenberg x reader#re8 x reader
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You guys think Donna makes Angie have nap time? Like how kindergartens do.
#doodlebeans#idk#random#donna#resident evil#art#re8#resident village#angie#beneviento#re8 donna#donna headcanons#donna beneviento#angie beneviento#lady beneviento#house beneviento#resident lover#resident evil village#the village#resident evil 8#resident#re8 evil#re8 village#re8 fanart#mother Miranda#nap time#nap#Alcina#alcina dimitrescu#karl heisenberg
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so i took a look at karl heisenberg and said that he deserves to be a girl dad. except theyre the most dysfunctional family ever.
Anyways, he, while kidnapping people to turn into lycans, stumbles upon a sickly 14-15 year old girl, and while it would never realistically ever happen, decided to do a different experiment. Just like miranda did to him, he decides to attempt to mutate her. Someone else like him would be seriously useful when the time to fight Mom came around, so might as well. She would not be any useful as a lycan in this state, there was nothing to lose with trying.
The girl, in and out of consiousness doesnât understand jack shit of whatâs happening, why are there needles poking her around, why the hell she feels so groggy. She doesnât get it.
And so while the girl is strapped in a chair to avoid any complications during the process, Karl starts the procedure.
The girlâs eyes burst open, and a groan rips from her throat, she starts trashing as the Cadou starts to settle. But Heisenberg, lacks Mirandaâs magic, hes a mere engineer, after all.
The girl screams in agony as her skin lights on fire, starting on her left eye and bubbling the skin around, spreading over half of her face, down her neck over her shoulders. Heisenberg in a panic, sends another vial mixed in the solution pouring into the girlâs arm. She does not stop burning, but her screams die down, and she passes out from exhaustion before she can register that the fire does not burn anymore.
Next time she wakes up with a start sitting up, gasping air, heaving. She leans over to the side, and heaves up her empty stomach, nothing but gastric acid and whatever she managed to scavenge before settling into bed.
She takes in her surroundings, noting the dirty bathtub she sat in, filled in water. She shivered, eyes wide as she started trying to cross her arms over her torso in a weak attempt of either warmth, or self soothing, she couldnât know. Everything in the room seemed filthy either way.
She fliched as she made contact with something. Herself. She looked down, finally noticing the bandages around her arms, soaked through a mixture of water and blood. Her blood. She gasps, eyes widening as she scrambles up the bathtub splashing all over, whines making their way up her throat as she noticed she cant see out of one eye.
She reaches her hand up touching the bandages that not only covered half of her face, but half of her goddamned head. She cries out, either finally registering the pain sheâs still in, or shock at discovering her new self.
She jumped out of the bathtub, falling unto the floor with a wet splat. She stands on shaky legs, shivering at the cold air and adrenaline. A buzz under her skin. She shakes her head, scarred hands grasping at the hair left in her scalp.
The outburst of emotions triggering a burst of fire. A gutteral scream rips from her throat once again, falling to the floor, expecting the never-ending pain from before. She still doesnât register that it doesnât hurt until a bucketful of ice cold water falls over her head. killing the flames, and doing a semi-good job at diminishing her distress.
She looks up in shivers and gasps, to see a shabby graying man, smoking a cigar in a heavy brown coat, pendants clinking, hanging from his neck. He looks unbothered as he throws the, now empty, bucket across the room, and takes a deep drag of his cigar, before letting it drop to the floor and stepping on it. She notices it was basically new.
âOh boy, Oh boy.â He said sarcastically, picking invisible lint from his coat. âIf it isnt the girl who lived!â
He knees down in front of her meeting her eye. âYou are one resilient kid, let me tell yaâ that.â She looks in shock, still shivering from the cold at the stranger before her.
She watched him extend his hand, and with his other one, tipping the leather hat gracing his head. âThe namesâ Karl Heisenberg. Welcome to the team, kid.â
She had so many questions, many she was sure had no answer. But while she wasnât able to find her voice, she reached out, shaking. She couldnât help but notice how gently the callouses grasped her charred hand.
#part 2?#ngl this has been an idea of mine for literal ages#in fact i already have an oc đ#this is my first time sharing it with someone that isnt a rp partner#resident evil#karl heisenberg#re8 village#resident evil village#resident evil 8#karl heisenberg and reader#THIS IS PLATONIC THROUGH AND THROUGH#fanfiction#blurb#resident evil oc#re oc#writting#resident evil headcanons#karl heisenberg headcanons#i think this is my first time writting sm semi-serious on tumblr#crazy#resident evil 8 headcanons#karl heisenberg x reader#karl heisenberg x you
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Couldnât get the mental images from this post out of my head so I had to doodle oneđ
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I LOVE your art, and I love your take on Wintersberg it's so good. What are your headcannons on them? Their heights, sexuality, little hobbies, traits... I'd love to hear.
Thank you!!
Ethan
Height: 5â11
Gender/sexuality: trans man, bi
Hobbies: Drawing, piano, reading, cooking, programming/coding
Karl
Height: 6â
Gender/sexuality: cis man, bi/gay (?)(i cant really see him liking women idk)
Hobbies: Engineering, reading news articles, metal concerts, movies (? i dont have an explanation for this but i feel like its true. heâd talk all the way through)
As for traits, i dont think theyâre that much different to canon other than how much they tolerate eachother-
Karl is still flamboyant, arrogant and hotheaded, and Ethan is still softspoken and protective, and tends to act rashly/get cocky when heâs in stressful situations (when loved ones are in trouble he dives in headfirst, gets his ass kicked and starts quipping to himself)
#ask#re8#re8 ethan winters#ethan winters#re8 karl heisenberg#re8 heisenberg#ethan x heisenberg#wintersberg#headcanons
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Taking care of Heisenberg
If once you decide to open an old huge dictionary and find the word ''workaholic'' within this book, i bet the name of this handsome man certainly will be its definition.
It is just incredible that each day Heisenberg finds so many hours to build his metal army of mechanical undead soldiers and, unfortunately, such a small amount of time for taking care of himself.
The lord tends to put his own self-care and state of health aside, but you, on the very contrary, put them on the first place along with yours.
Actually, it will be fair enough to say, that you enjoy taking care of your loved one, and the undeniable fact that you are able to make his life easier and better turns you into one of the happiest people in the world.
Heisenberg is definitely a man of a good appetite, but in spite of that he prefers a simple food over rare exquisite dishes. Therefore if you just cook a fried meat with boiled potatoes and a simple vegetable salad, be doubtlessly sure that your pretty hands will be covered with little kisses of his endless gratitude.
Oftentimes, the old worn clothes of the lord become dirty and damaged as he usually works with motor oil and different metal scraps with rather sharp edges, but you are always ready to remove any oil stain from his trousers and sew up every hole in his shirt.
One needs to mention that your loved one's work is not only physically hard, but it's also hazardous, and, at times, sharp tools, metal scraps or even his own creation that, all of a sudden, went totally crazy can injure him. After such unpleasant situations you carefully patch his bleeding wounds up, and Karl, seeing a concerned look on your face, every time gives you a reassuring smile and tells that you shouldn't be so worried because of just another scratch. (Well yeah, just another scratch which, in the afterwards, turns into another deep scar.)
As Heisenberg strictly forbids you to wander the lowest levels of the factory completely all alone, warning that it's super dangerous, you cannot go down there and check on him when he burns the midnight oil, creating one more addition to his army.
But when the lord sits in his workshop on the highest and safest floor of the building, designing and improving scatches or writing down important notes, you always bring him a healthy snack and a mug of aromatic strong coffee even in the middle of the night which is not a problem for you at all.
When your loved one, after working hard during all day almost in nonstop regime, tirely flops down on your shared cozy bed, you don't ever mind to provide him with a wonderfully relaxing massage. The caring hands of yours slowly and gently rub his weary neck and shoulders, and Karl doesn't even try to hold slight moans of an absolute pleasure, letting you understand like this how unbelievably good you make him feel.
By the havoc which practically daily happens in his life Heisenberg, rather often, feels very stressed out, and you perfectely know that at these gloomy days of his Karl needs the comfort of your company more than usual. You caringly offer him to drink a nice cup of hot relaxing herbal infusion and take a slow walk on the fresh air somewhere in the woods, trying to speak on positive themes in the process of your little trip, at the same time listening to the calming ambient sounds of the nature.
In winter you are especially worried about the health state of your dearest man, noticing that despite a cold weather he is quite lightly dressed, and his neck is perpetually open to the strong gusts of freezing northern and western winds. Does one need to say how surprised the lord was when you timidly gifted him a simply-looking yet so soft and warm scarf knitted with your own golden hands? No, the man wasn't just pleasantly surprised, he was baffled, even shocked by this gesture because literally nobody in his entire life has ever done such a nice thing for him.
Having the new accessory wrapped around his neck (which fits him well, by the way), Karl attends special occasions by the name of family meetings where he with a smug-ass smile on his face lively brags to the siblings (especially to Lady D) about what a kind, caring and attentive person his precious darling really is, unlike someone's annoyingly buzzing bloodthirsty bugs.
Heisenberg is sure as hell that he will never be grateful enough to you for everything you do for him every single day, understanding very well that without your divine presence in his life he would never ever feel so truly loved and cared for.
But the lord does not even imagine that the short sincere ''thank you, Buttercup'' of his makes you melt like a sweet sugar cube in a hot fragrant tea.
And each new day you are willing to keep tirelessly surrounding him with your priceless love and tender care because this so close to your heart man means the world for you and, surely, even more.
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