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til that in the new upcoming assassins creed game, which takes place in japan, one of the two main characters isnt going to play like an assassin. like at all, apparently, because it seems he isnt even going to be given the standard assassin moveset
and yeah i get it the past several games (ignoring mirage and any non mainline games) havent exactly been assassin focused, but come on this is *japan*. assassins creed fans have been wanting to play an assassins creed set in japan for over a decade. frankly, the more news i hear about this game, the more i think naoe should be the only protagonist, and yasuke should play a major role in her story, but as an npc not a player character. cus his story sounds super interesting, and i really am curious to see how they do it, but it feels like having him as a second player character alongside naoe is a misstep.
also disclaimer- non of my concerns here have anything to do with his skin color. there were black people in japan at various points in history, extraordinarily rare as it was, and those people most certainly have interesting stories to be told. yasuke was actually the real name of a real african samurai. my problem is more so how they are handling it. although admittedly i do think its kinda bullshit to have your first mainline east asian game in a long running series about assassins have a player character who isnt east asian. i know naoe exist and i love her, but it feels wrong to not have it be primarily her story its her country. i want to know yasukes story but it feels like this is the wrong time and place to tell it
#assassins creed#assassins creed shadows#assassins creed yasuke#assassins creed naoe#just to reiterate- i have no problem with yasukes story being told#there is nothing wrong about telling the story of black people in japan. there really was a black samurai names yasuke#and i want to play his story#i just think this might not be the best time or place to tell that story#maybe a sequel game wouldve been better#or dlc#also i know assassins creed china exist thats a spinoff and you know it#it dosent count
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Plane
#Ive posted like 4 things on this blog and 2 of them are plane related#This one dosent count though since its the mandatory 9/11 post#impulsesv#impulse spotted
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QSMP Sign Languages HCs (Eggs)
I like to think that besides the spoken languages the eggs also know the respective sign languages of their "first" (mainly used) language (but it also has exceptions which I'll all list)
A list to illustrate what I mean:
• Pomme - LSF (Langues de Signes Français/ French Sign Language)
• Richas - LIBRAS (Língua Brasileira de Sinais/Brazillian Sign Language)
• Empanada - ASL (American Sign Language)
• Sunny - BSL (British Sign Language)
• Pepito - LSM (Lengua de Señas Mexicana/Mexican Sign Language)
• Dapper - ASL
• Tallulah - BSL (getting close to fluency in LSM)
• Chayanne - BSL/LSM (is teaching Tallulah as well as himself)
• Leonarda - LSM
• Ramón - ASL
Chayanne and Tallulah are the only pair currently left that has active parents that speak two different languages, that's why they are fluent (or almost) in two. Chayanne at first was learning LSM with a bit of flase hope of Missa coming back and Tallulah got roped into it, but now Missa is back so it paid off.
Every single egg also tries to learn some basic phrases of the sign languages different from theirs.
They're mostly used for communication between the eggs but the parents are also learning the language of their respective children.
Please tell me if I got something wrong, I'm not that familiar with sign languages in general
[Edit: changed Leo's from ASL to LSM since I don't watch that much Leo content and I actually didn't realize that she mainly speaks Spanish, not English, my bad]
[Edit 2: changed the acronym for the Brazillian sign language to the more commonly used one sorry didn't realize the difference / changed the formatting]
#im sorry if this dosent make sense im sleep deprived sorry#it was also bard to articulate in english#qsmp#qsmp headcanons#theos bullcrap#qsmp eggs#qsmp richarlyson#qsmp pomme#qsmp sunnysideup#qsmp empanada#qsmp pepito#qsmp tallulah#qsmp chayanne#qsmp dapper#qsmp ramon#qsmp ramón#qsmp leonarda#im sorry if i missed any of the eggs im not lucid#but is checked qsmp wiki and everything seems to be in place#also im not counting the dead eggs because#1. too much thingking and#2. i think they didnt really get to actually get close to fluency
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“Kiryu got cancer”
Yeah, maybe consuming metric tons worth of fast food and alcohol, along with smoking for decades just for a completion list wasn’t the best idea.
anon im giving you a gold star for mentiong that fast food could lead to cancer. no one ever brings that up
#snap chats#at this fuckin point what DOSENt count s a carcinogen tho. jesus fucking christ we're killing outselves just by eating#i need to shut up cuase i just had soju tonight HYPORITE#anyway yeahl. no one hould be surprised kriyu got cancer#we're only surprised cause outside of akiyama no one has shown being affected by excessive smoking
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Day 337 | id in alt
Cold mornings and vibrant loathing. (right to left)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#shoko ieri#ieri shoko#ARE YALL TIRED OF ME ANGSTING THE FUCK OUTTA THESE TWO ALREADY?#No shoko is not suave af with her speech are you fucking insane?#have you watched this woman? shes blunt and honest thats all she got shes loud with her actions and speech#there is ZERO filter between Shoko's mind and mouth its so funny#and it dosent help that Kugisaki also has zero filter#these two are basically hitting eachother with bricks the whole time#she dosent know how to really talk to anybody and the most she got is saying weird ass shit to her friends or being quiet#shes inept because the most talking she does is to the corpses she observes#I guess Kugisaki counts as a corpse to her at this point#and to Kugisaki....well shoko also counts as a corpse#its weird i cant begin to explain it#Shoko sucks ass at actually talking to the students and Kugisaki sucks at not punching holes through bleeding wounds
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I would give herald a chance
#he’s girlfriend material to me#only Ranger I would give a chance#Chen dosent count cause he’s too good for me
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what is your opinion on tea
(ignore how im 4 months late) tea is very good sometimes. i like ginger tea with lots of sugar and milk !!!! i hate british people also.
#shitpost#tea#ginger tea goes hard#also matchas really good but that dosent count#id kill for a good matcha latte rn ngl
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Train me
Train you?
Well, that’s quite the task! To train you the way I like? I pour time and effort into my things, there’s no way I could possibly do it all in one go..
Let’s start simple, than, shall we? A little test run just for you.
Come, kneel at my feet. I’ll grab a pillow for your knees. That’s it. Don’t be shy- come, kneel. Press that chest forward- you’re proud aren’t you? With your shoulders back.. Hands flat on your thighs for me…
Yes! See, there we go. How nice you look! I would love to pet your hair for hours, having you just like this..
But not yet.
Up, let’s try again. No, fully up! Stand in front of me, let me look at you. It’s my prerogative to look at the pretty pets that present themselves for me.
Now, take your shirt off.
Oh? You didn’t expect that did you? Don’t worry. Everything else can stay on… for now.
Fold it nice, and set it on the chair. Now come and kneel again. We’re gonna do it over and over until you’re completely bare, and it’s become second nature for you. We’ll see how you do.
If you need a break I’m happy to give you one, it can hurt being on your knees for so long. You’re welcome to leave or stop at any time, but I think we’d both like it more if you stayed.
After, I’ll know if you’re a good match for my teachings.. ultimately, half of training is the relationship between trainer and trainee.
#alpha answers#rat rambles#bd/sm training#hiii anon sorry this took ages#I didn’t forget about you I promise!#if I don’t look at it seven times and read my answer four it dosent count. oops.#come back for another lesson! I’ll even let you pick the topic if you’re good#sorry this really shows off my true love: the Oxford comma#anon ask
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All of a sudden I have no safe spaces.
My haven is interrupted by unexpected eyes.
Delete what isn’t safe for the minds of the biased.
Hide the anger in a spout of fear.
Watch what you say lest it be misinterpreted.
I have no safe spaces anymore.
There are eyes looking at me and I do not wish to be perceived.
#ALI DOSENT COUNT.#this is NOT political#this is personal#I say this bc I sound like a conservative conspiracy theorist#original poety#poem#original poem#poetsandwriters#depressing poem#poetry#writing in the night
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So bizzare how Nintendo is like, fully upfront about being against modding their consols and stuff, yet the main way of E-Gadd keeping Luigi safe in the mansions are him just, jailbreaking an old Gameboy?? And a 3ds??
#nintendo#luigis mansion#jailbreak#The virtual boo dosent count that thing has zero modding capability
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It really makes me sad i won't be able to do this years serirei week xc
#itw why i was planning mine earlier#now its the week im busy af andi wont be doing anything#no doing it latter dosent count for me#sad really#another stone as to.why i diatancing myself from fandom#only the asks i have on hold
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playing bw2 for the first time (shocker i know) and searching for a riolu with a specific nature and found this muffin!!! i am absolutely so shocked i’ve never caught a FULL ODDS shiny in any <gen 8 game wowwww i will unfortunately not be using her since my team is already planned and her nature is not great but my darling ginger you will be boxed alongside all the legendaries my special girl lol hope this means good luck for the rest of the run 💛
#yknow pre gen 6 shiny odds tf!!!#i mean i have half a shiny dex in legends but NOT getting a single shiny in legends is weird so that dosent count wow#and 4 in sv but wow this is actually impressive HAHA#ramblings
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You know I could consider Stella being turned into a 2 dimensional villain…if she was portrayed as anything other than a shrill harpy
#helluva boss#I mean#a lot of people saying she was changed#are pulling from a character that didn’t exist#and no the portrait dosent count people can pretend to be functional
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learning some fun facts about supermarkets and discounters and the like right now, but also reminded how big of a whiplash it was when i first saw an aldi in serbia like a decade plus ago
#or was it a lidl who knows not the point they just shouldn’t be down there is what im saying#supermarkets#treff 3000 I finally know what happened to you but why i miss you. i sometimes stole some stuff from you. edeka warum???#nanz my baba used to work there#dosent really count into this but i miss schlecker i was so sad when it closed. probs cause the people working at the one close by were nice#anyways goodnight
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the day we get a re game with the main character as a woman that is also written by a woman is the day i die happy
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of i dont go to the mall soon im gonna KILL SOMEBODY...
#talk tag#THIS IS A LIE.. i just wanna walk around somewhere without 2 feet of snow ..#my house DOSENT COUNT it is TINY!!
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