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and i have work tomorrow .........
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time to get drunk and jerk off alone
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WotC staff have said that Thunder Junction was uninhabited before the Omenpaths opened. But if that was the case, how did Maag Taranau get built? And how did anyone learn about the Vault? How did the plane's native race of Cactusfolk get there? Are we going to get any further history on the plane?
#mtg#magic the gathering#outlaws of thunder junction#thunder junction#worldbuilding#it doesn't add up#fantasy card game#wotc#wizards of the coast
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I am here once again to ask: how the fuck does Edmundo Diaz know how long Evan Buckley was dead down to the second???????????
#like#i know the lifepak keeps a log but Chim and Hen didn't hook Buck up to it the moment they got him down so like#it cant be the log#and the 3 minutes 17 seconds thing doesn't make sense because bobby tells dispatch they are 3 minutes out#and he tells the doctors it took 3 minutes to get Buck down#so Buck was dead 6 minutes#it doesn't add up#but if you tell me the rescue toom 3 minutes and 17 seconds tho#it could add up#but still leaves the question: how?#was he counting?#because Eddie is a medic#he knows how long someone can go before theres permanent brain damage#so was he trying to keep the rescue under that threshold#but still#how??????????????????#is not like he was looking at his watch while running up the ladder#i need answers#911 answer me#you cant just add that in and never bring it up again#911
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It Doesn't Add Up (Showcase Ver) by Eliz Roxs
#Magic the Gathering#MtG#MtGMKM#Ravnica#Murders at Karlov Manor#It Doesn't Add Up#Showcase Version#Eliz Roxs#Fantasy#ARt#Wizards of the Coast
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911 loves to show people having full and fulfilling lives built on found family and friendship and then say you need romance to be truly happy
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my local library is trying to chage me for supposed overdue books which I never borrowed
sobbing
what the hell do i do
(also the date doesn't add up; I hadn't been going to the library at the time they were checked out, and i always keep my library books at one spot and they're not there so I'm assuming it's a mistake at their end)
#rant#library fines#library#vent#it doesn't add up#and i don't think anyone had my library card either#books#no trigger warnings#i think there's nothing?
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Translated with permission!!
Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!
Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?
#i messed up the lining and text size a bit but shh#i plan on translating all of their dungeon meshi fancomics... sometime#first time translating anything ahhhh!#don't ask why fler is asking mei for the popcorn when puck has it#sibling thing#this took me like 6 hours btw#mostly stressing over the typesetting#i made it on a tablet with an “add text” app that doesn't let you align the text or anything#it was driving me crazy#anyways check out the author they have amazing chilchuck fanart and fancomics!#in korean though#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#puckpatti chils#flertom chils#meijack chils#katrina posts#translations#achu_0u0
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stumbled across a blog on here that said the used in bristol was a disaster... like girl were we at the same show ???? or are you one of the people in the two front rows who were shocked and appalled a mosh mit opened up
#i saw this like two days ago and i'm still thinking about it#bert said it was one of the best uk shows they ever played so umm sounds like a you problem im afraid#sorry for publicly dissing people but i'm really torn between like disbelief that someone could have had a bad time at that show#unless they were annoyed about the moshing which i've been so ????? about since i heard the people around me complain during the first song#like you go to a punk rock show and you're annoyed about people moshing#it doesn't add up#ok rant over#kat.txt
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I ask the same thing about Ryan Gosling
henry cavill can’t act to save his life why does he keep getting roles
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every post about loving gifmakers/gifs gets 4 million notes and every actual gifset gets negative 3.2 somehow
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Ugh I'm so sleepy. Eepy man. Enjoy this shit I cooked up in ten minutes.
You wake up, only to find yourself just as tired as you were a few hours ago. Your eyelids are heavy, and you're fighting back sleep with every blink. Exhaustion wracking your body with every movement.
You feel Simon groan and sit up next to you.
"Mmm... five more minutes?" You mumble sleepily, shivering at the sudden lack of warmth.
"'M sorry love, we've gotta get up"
"Please? I'm so tired..." You whine quietly
"Negative," he says, chuckling at your miserable pout.
"Please, Si?" You say it so sweetly. The nickname you rarely used. His weakness.
A moment passes before you finally hear a response.
"Fine."
You grin, knowing that you've won. He lays back down and wraps his arm around you, pulling your back to his chest. You close your eyes and sleep quickly overtakes you.
Of course, it was never just 'five more minutes'. Simon called your work shortly after and informed them that you wouldn't be coming in today. However that works.
#I'm actually so tired it's unreal#Dying out here#Ofc I didn't get to take the day off. I have to suffer#Who knew exhaustion was what would make me write smt#That's crazy#Got less than 2 hours of sleep#Which actually normally doesn't bother me#But I guess it adds up over time#*shocked pikachu face*#If only I had a Simon in my life#simon ghost riley#cod x reader#ghost x reader#ghost x gn reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x gn reader
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Happy Vampire Bobby Day! 🧛✨
#i vamped him up a lil :3#911#911 spoilers#vampire bobby nash#bobby nash#flamingtoadart#yes i had to add sparkles!#“this is the skin of a killer athena”#*blares paramore*#this might be dumb#BUT imagine bobby accidentally scaring a lil kid with the vampire teeth and that's why he doesn't have fangs#that or he's like if you eat nothing but candy you'll lose your teeth - oooh scary!!
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i have so many thoughts about luo binghe rising early from the endless abyss but instead of joining huan hua palace he returns to qing jing peak for revenge, believing his shizun must be happy and celebrating, but instead he finds a grief-stricken shen qingqiu who calls out for binghe like he's still there and who sits at his sword mount for hours every day, holding himself in a state of inedia and neglecting the care of without-a-cure like he's punishing himself; and binghe decides then and there that no one can look after his shizun and keep him safe like he can, and his shizun clearly needs him even if he doesn't want to see him, so he follows shen qingqiu in secret and helps him from the shadows
#he leaves all kinds of meals but bc shen qingqiu doesn't know its from binghe he doesnt want it#also he follows shen qingqiu like a second set of footsteps#shen qingqiu starts to believe hes haunted#also bc its binghe he probaby sits at shen qingqius bedside and watches him sleep#he also tries to distance shen qingqiu from everyone bc he genuinely believes they dont care about him#(they are actually trying to give shen qingqiu space and care for him from a distance)#for extra angst you can add shen qingqiu getting a little paranoid and the others not believing him#also bc of shen qingqius mental state he gets more flare ups of without a cure that make him ill#soooo many thoughts#feel free to add!!!#svsss#scum villian’s self saving system#scum villain#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu
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It's most likely just Starlin trying to get to Jason dying faster because he did not like Robin, but the whole "Jason's spiraling because of his grief for his parents" thing they were trying to spin was honestly really weird, not supported by the rest of the run INCLUDING the parts Starlin wrote, and kinda reads like an unreliable narrator situation because all of the information supporting it is given through Bruce's narration, him speculating on Jason's thoughts and actions.
The plot thread of Jason's grief for his family affecting his behavior shows up like TWO issues after Jason first becomes Robin back when Collins was writing, and gets sorted out after one conversation where Jason gets to confront Bruce about hiding his father's death from him for 6 months. After that Jason is behaving normally until they encounter three predators in a row, and each time Bruce insists that they can't do anything because of The Rules and assorted red tape/diplomatic immunity plotlines. (The sister of a woman who got dismembered actually tricked the violent-misogynist killer who dismembered her sister (and then got his serial killings dismissed through a technicality) into attacking her, and ends up killing him in self-defense, and then Jason's like "seems fair" and Bruce is like "no. it's NOT. we need to follow laws and not take justice into our own hands. which like wtf Bruce! you are a vigilante who just used a custom tank to fight an evil televangelist! who then got ripped to shreds by his followers while you watched!)
Bruce kinda just decides with Alfred that it must be grief upsetting him and not the dozens of brutally killed women and their predatory killers who the law inexplicably protected, (all written by Starlin, so retconning it for DitF like five issues later would be an odd move) but the only text claiming that's why Jason was upset is from Bruce's POV and through Alfred's dialogue. Jason himself doesn't display any signs of grief in the story itself, or even act or speak in a way that alludes to Catherine and Willis beyond looking at a picture of them and smiling fondly while he sorts through their possessions. He kinda just happens upon the box with his mother's info by chance, and is like ok i guess we're doing mom searches now. He was only going for a walk through his old neighborhood, not actively searching out info on his family. When Jason is deciding whether or not to run off without telling Bruce, he considers telling him and then goes "no, all he cares about is being Batman, he wouldn't even understand why I want to see my mom." Which, I mean, "Bruce wouldn't get it" is a REALLY odd angle if the sole motivator for spiraling, then getting benched* and running away to search out his bio-mom, was because he was mourning his dead parents, a thing he notably has in common with Bruce. That statement only really makes sense if he's thinking about a different thing that was greatly upsetting to him that Bruce brushed past, like maybe a combo of hiding the murder of his dad for half a year and allowing several cases involving sexual violence to freely develop body counts in the name of the law.
Lots of people have written about how Jason's stay in the manor might have seemed dependent on being Robin with how he was kinda just scooped up, but (if we're including Detective Comics in our characterization,) Bruce had offered to let him resign from Robin and just live with him (a little late, but still. It's worth noting Batman proper shows Jason afraid and uncomfortable at the thought of Dick taking Robin back, which lends more merit to the housing-dependent-on-Robin-misunderstanding interpretation, but canon is pick and choose anyways.) The lack of trust involved in his choice to search out his mom kinda reads like it was bred by more than that alone, and Bruce's prioritization of the law over the protection of the people it ignores is notably upsetting to him in the prior issues. tbh I really do believe the outcomes of those cases could have informed Jason's stance that Bruce's method of justice is ineffective right alongside his own murder and his experiences in Lost Days.
It would make sense for Bruce to not consider his own actions while he's thinking through things that would upset Jason, because from his point of view the things there that were bothering Jason were the criminals alone, not the way that the methods with which they were approaching their crimes continually led to the perpetrators evading actual justice. During the point in DitF where he's thinking through motivations for Jason's running away because something isn't adding up for HIM, the idea doesn't so much as cross his mind. It would also add another layer to Jason's sulkiness upon Bruce's arrival if he held the belief that Bruce is ignoring the consequences his brand of justice has on victims (and the way it's affecting him to helplessly watch it play out), starts to hope that Bruce actually can understand his thought processes/relate to him when he shows up, only to be told to his face that Bruce is prioritizing his style of justice over Jason again. With the way everything that led Jason to his bio-mom was comically circumstantial and the context of the previous issues, it's kind of the ONLY way Death in the Family makes sense to me. Tldr: I feel like the grief claimed as reasoning for Jason's actions leading up to his death is mainly speculation from Bruce and Alfred and the more textually-supported reason for his erratic behavior and lack of trust in Bruce is the lack of intervention in several sensitive cases that led them to worsen unobstructed and eventually permitted them to escalate into casualties in 2 out of 3 cases.
*Also, side note, but the idea that Jason got benched for the Filipe situation, while perfectly reasonable, is not quite spot on. The Filipe situation escalated into the fight in the junkyard where his dad is crushed by a car and Bruce is all "everything you do has consequences" which is kinda big words for a guy whose lack of action indirectly lead to a girls death earlier in the storyline, but true. Jason actally gets benched because he jumps directly into gunfire while fighting the third set of predators and Bruce starts to worry he's getting a little suicidal with it. He baits a guy into shooting at him on purpose again trying to protect mom prospect number 1 later on in DitF, so Bruce might have had a point with that one.
#do i think this was Jim Starlin's intent? ehhhhhh maybe maybe not#but it's fun how well everything adds up when you think about the subtext and implications outside of what's explicitly given#like Jason sees several predators go free under Batman's eye gets murdered then shows up believing that Batman fails at deterring evil?#surely these incidents could be related to each other#idk it's just fishy to me that Jason's grief is only spoken of by Alfred and narrated by Bruce#and his reactions to the deaths of over a dozen women and his dad's murder being covered up go unmentioned by both#“Jason doesn't talk about his parents lately” Jason has hard conversations through notes + refuses to talk about anything upsetting at all#he has his own narration in other parts of the story but somehow never mentions the grief he's said to feel#jason todd#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#death in the family#batman#batman meta
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