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and i have work tomorrow .........
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#mtg smash or pass#poll#smash or pass#magic the gathering#mtg#instant#it doesn’t add up#it doesn't add up#it doesnt add up
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time to get drunk and jerk off alone
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WotC staff have said that Thunder Junction was uninhabited before the Omenpaths opened. But if that was the case, how did Maag Taranau get built? And how did anyone learn about the Vault? How did the plane's native race of Cactusfolk get there? Are we going to get any further history on the plane?
#mtg#magic the gathering#outlaws of thunder junction#thunder junction#worldbuilding#it doesn't add up#fantasy card game#wotc#wizards of the coast
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my local library is trying to chage me for supposed overdue books which I never borrowed
sobbing
what the hell do i do
(also the date doesn't add up; I hadn't been going to the library at the time they were checked out, and i always keep my library books at one spot and they're not there so I'm assuming it's a mistake at their end)
#rant#library fines#library#vent#it doesn't add up#and i don't think anyone had my library card either#books#no trigger warnings#i think there's nothing?
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I am here once again to ask: how the fuck does Edmundo Diaz know how long Evan Buckley was dead down to the second???????????
#like#i know the lifepak keeps a log but Chim and Hen didn't hook Buck up to it the moment they got him down so like#it cant be the log#and the 3 minutes 17 seconds thing doesn't make sense because bobby tells dispatch they are 3 minutes out#and he tells the doctors it took 3 minutes to get Buck down#so Buck was dead 6 minutes#it doesn't add up#but if you tell me the rescue toom 3 minutes and 17 seconds tho#it could add up#but still leaves the question: how?#was he counting?#because Eddie is a medic#he knows how long someone can go before theres permanent brain damage#so was he trying to keep the rescue under that threshold#but still#how??????????????????#is not like he was looking at his watch while running up the ladder#i need answers#911 answer me#you cant just add that in and never bring it up again#911
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It Doesn't Add Up (Showcase Ver) by Eliz Roxs
#Magic the Gathering#MtG#MtGMKM#Ravnica#Murders at Karlov Manor#It Doesn't Add Up#Showcase Version#Eliz Roxs#Fantasy#ARt#Wizards of the Coast
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Translated with permission!!
Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!
Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?
#i messed up the lining and text size a bit but shh#i plan on translating all of their dungeon meshi fancomics... sometime#first time translating anything ahhhh!#don't ask why fler is asking mei for the popcorn when puck has it#sibling thing#this took me like 6 hours btw#mostly stressing over the typesetting#i made it on a tablet with an “add text” app that doesn't let you align the text or anything#it was driving me crazy#anyways check out the author they have amazing chilchuck fanart and fancomics!#in korean though#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#puckpatti chils#flertom chils#meijack chils#katrina posts#translations#achu_0u0
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I had a fic idea but don't know where to go with it, so if you want to expand on anything feel free.
So, Danny's finally an adult who's off to college at Gotham (the STEM there is crazy for how many supervillains have doctorates). Since Vlad actually took the time to heal and grow past his issues and turned into the crazy Bi uncle he was supposed to be, Danny's got his college paid for.
In the form of $50,000 and an kinda ok motel near the upper west side.
He tried asking his former nemesis why he's done this but Vlad just told him it's so he has some "pocket change and experience".
Danny's been spending the past few weeks aceing his his STEM middling at literature and upgrading the motel into something actually decent.
His business seem to be attracting the strangest living too. That's saying something since he's got ghostly and living guests. Danny knew this place was cursed but still feels surprised every time they show up.
1st: A nice lesbian couple came on the first night cause one with green-ish skin named Pam according to the pale lady named Harley felt the vegetation get really excited when he came. He had about an hour of questioning on Ectology and who Undergrowth was.
2nd: A 10ft tall crocodile man named Waylon came in cause of Harley's recommendation, he looked like he'd run any moment. That night he made sure his staff wouldn't mistreat people like him and by the time croc left there was a glowing sign by the door about how different guests are to be treated with respect no matter how they look.
3rd: THE Red hood showed up asking about a kid who worked there. Her name's Zoe and when her parents reaction to their kid being trans was to kick her out of the house at 17. She biked to the motel to get some rest before catching the bus out of Gotham, got a job checking people in instead and has since found an actual family with the help of Amorpho a social worker Danny met a few years ago.
4th: the most recent event was when Gotham's play boy prince and his cousin Kate Kane stumbled in during his shift at the front desk. Mr. Wayne was pretending extremely well to be drunk while his cousin was wrangling him awkwardly. If Danny didn't have super senses he wouldn't have noticed he was acting, or the tracker added to his cuff when he was semi-forced to shake "Bruce, just Bruce. Everyone's always so stiff." Hand. The tracker had little legs and crawled under his shirt, creepy and fascinating.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc comics#crossover#feel free to add on if you feel like it#danny runs a motel#Danny is never gonna have a normal life#Vlad may not be a creep anymore but he's still a bit crazy#ghosts are frequent but their good at hiding and keep to themselves#Danny spent a whole day knowing there was a spider-thing up his sleeve :(#Danny's staff doesn't discriminate between gender race OR species#Danny isn't hiding his other half just not advertising it either#Harley and Ivy know but they've sworn to secrecy to watch the drama#Red Hood brings runaways by every now and then cause he know their in good hands#Danny suspects he's been inducted into hood's gang#he basically has#Danny is the main heir to Vlad's company since Dan and Danielle are too young#not that Vlad told him-or that Danny won't split the company three ways when the other two are older#Danny's not the Ghost King yet-he's not ready#the ancients have the same plan for Danny that Vlad does
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stumbled across a blog on here that said the used in bristol was a disaster... like girl were we at the same show ???? or are you one of the people in the two front rows who were shocked and appalled a mosh mit opened up
#i saw this like two days ago and i'm still thinking about it#bert said it was one of the best uk shows they ever played so umm sounds like a you problem im afraid#sorry for publicly dissing people but i'm really torn between like disbelief that someone could have had a bad time at that show#unless they were annoyed about the moshing which i've been so ????? about since i heard the people around me complain during the first song#like you go to a punk rock show and you're annoyed about people moshing#it doesn't add up#ok rant over#kat.txt
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every post about loving gifmakers/gifs gets 4 million notes and every actual gifset gets negative 3.2 somehow
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Gen obsessed with how.. *dead* your Jason's color pallete is. Like, that's corpse pale right there. Not a spec of blood left flowing in there (also father Todd's skin being full of color in comparison is a nice touch)

THANK YOU I love making him look a bit ghoulish. Guy who's not supposed to be alive but yes he is. no he isn't <3
#DC#DC Comics#Jason Todd#Red Hood#Jaybin#Robin ii#Art by me#Asks#I know vitamin D doesn't affect your skin colour BUT the easiest way to get it is sunlight which does ik nobody is bothered by this but me#But I have OCD. so you're getting clarification anyways 👍#Jason's way of saying if you spend too much time underground it's going to start wanting to keep you there 😁#I do think he bleeds normally and has a heartbeat and all that because he's not Dead. Alive? Well no also. He's likeboth at once and neithe#I think his physical state should be full of inconsistencies. you can't see his breath in cold weather but you can if he smokes etc.#There's also appeal to him coming back looking completely normal I do love mundane horror but#His death was important both in and out of universe and it altered things irreversibly so I think he can be a little Off as a treat#Also it adds to the misery that he's the same person like he died and came back the same person internally he's himself but#to others he looks and acts and is offputting he's Jason but Wrongg. Except not really#Because yeah he changed but that's just getting older and being affected by your experiences like everyone else ever#unfortunately for him he popped back to life Like That so everyone is just going eughh what thebfcuk#But that's a little off topic ANYWAYS one thing I really liked about Countdown was Jason being described as a siren in the dark#Like yea he's unsettling even if there's no clear reason as to why yet. He wasn't even doing anything his vibes are just rancid#My ideal Jason is one who looks like he wouldn't be out of place eating someone. He wouldn't. but you know. looming threat#I think he'd have fun indulging in the undead aspect in his more dramatic moments#Also the environment matters like during the day at the store he just seems a bit strange but at night in an alleyway it's uncanny valley#I have more to say on this topic but I'm writing a novel in the tags so I'll wrap it up#To summarize it's basically YOU CAN'T GO BACK YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU CAN SEE IT#Thank you again for this ask I love when people bring up details they like to me because I like putting them in and talking about them#And just talking in general clearly lmao post-crisis really had so much going for it. lots of interesting characters
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hes trying to help her modify her knitting pattern
#gravity falls#stanford pines#mabel pines#everyone sleeps on her being a crafter and as a crafter myself i will not let this stand#srsly knowing just a lil bit ab knitting she's a knitting prodigy#tho she tends to apply her designs to her sweaters in an odd way which is very mabel to me#ig she just doesn't like colourwork so she whips out a plain sweater in a day at a superhuman pace#she's probs the best in the world at continental knitting to do it that fast#and then she sews/embroiders on the design later with felt or smth#i wish we saw her knitting more in canon its very dear to me#she could reteach fiddleford how to knit 🥺#side note even cheap yarn can add up when making a sweater#and idk if mabel would have been able to bring like fifty sweaters worth of yarn from california#what im trying to say is stan must love her VERY much
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Defending Ending 2
Okay I've seen a lot of discourse around the "True Ending" of Clinical Trial and I just wanted to give my take on it. Spoilers under the cut
I know a lot of people didn't like Ending 2's light and happier tone and it being the True Ending and felt like it absolved Lee of any consequences and just put Angel in a dangerous shitty position, isolated with a murderer and argue that it goes against the whole point of the game… But I just really don't view it like that. To me, Ending 2 reinforces some of the game's central themes surrounding consent, neurodivergency and societal neglect.
While I do think Lee can be manipulative (ESPECIALLY in the Reject route) and consistently hides things from Angel, I do think the Accept route that leads into Ending 2/the True Ending is a product of Angel's own anatomy as much as Ending 1 is. While Angel chooses to forgive him initally for the shrine thing, they don't dismiss or downplay what he did either. While they do display some unhealthy thought patterns (the idea that they never thought someone would ever pay so much attention to them <- which is a belief absolutely fueled by self hatred) that could contribute to their forgiveness, they don't let that blind them from the inherent fucked upness of what Lee's done. This isn't a "Wow, you did nothing wrong. Let's date!" situation. It's a "You fucked up and you hurt me but I'm willing to give you another chance, if you change for the better" situation.
Same thing with the revelation of the murder. Angel does not downplay how upset they are to appease him. Even when they acknowledge Lee killing Brandon probably prevented him from harming future victims as he's a repeated offender who likely wouldn't stop, Angel still acknowledge that Lee didn't know that when he killed him. Angel is consistently able to voice their grievances with him and call him out on the wrongness of his actions, which is why I feel pretty comfortable stating that Lee and Angel's relationship, no matter how fucked up, toxic or unhealthy, is not an abusive one because Angel is always able to voice their issues with him and he is more than willing to listen.
The player, and by extension, Angel is also explicitly given the choice on whether or not to forgive him with both revelations (I especially like that Angel's given the choice to basically back out of the relationship, even after they accept the shrine thing, after the murder reveal), highlighting their agency. Yes, you can absolutely argue that Angel's decision to forgive Lee twice is likely influenced by their loneliness and need for connection and that does make their relationship a bit unhealthy (and interesting/hj) but again I don't think it's abusive.
I also want to point out that even if the Accept route, Angel gives Lee conditions. They don't just accept him willy-nilly. They want him to actually listen to them.
I think that Angel's ultimate decision to forgive Lee isn't just to date him, it's to give him another chance at becoming a better, more rounded person. A large part of the whole game is about how society (the education system and the medical system) tends to fail neurodivergent people, especially those most in need of help. Angel and Lee literally bond over their different experiences of neurodivergency (or implied neurodivergency on Lee's end) and how ultimately society failed both of them (with neither of them managing to succeed in ways they wanted because the system wasn't built for people like them).
There's also the prevalent mentions and implications of past punishments that we can observe through some of Lee's dialogue. He's canonically an ex Mormon, who was probably consistently punished (and abused) for any wrongdoing (some of which we can assume could come down to traits of his neurodivergency as it's not too uncommon for autistic children to get misunderstood and mistreated). Similarly, we know that Angel was put some level of physical abuse and mistreatment by their school in an attempt to "correct" their left handedness and even then it's implied that's only one example of them being abused by the education system.
Both Lee and Angel know what it's like to be punished and hurt after displaying a 'weakness' or a mistake. They've both been hurt by the notion that punishment is necessary to improve a person, which is why I find the Accept route so powerful. I've seen a lot of people complain that Lee doesn't go to jail or face "tangible" consequences but the way I see it, prison would make him worse and remove any chance he has of healing. While fucked up, illegal and his fault, his actions are still partially a product of his upbringing and the lack of support and therapy for him. He specifically mentions that he never went to therapy so he could get his job. Lee is partially the product of an unaccomodating society as much as Angel is. (Also I could go on for hours about how his Mormon upbringing probably skewed his entire view on how relationships are supposed to function and probably made him think love has to be in the form of devotion)
The way I interpreted it. Angel wasn't coerced into staying with a dangerous, harmful person. Angel sees parts of themselves in Lee and is giving Lee a chance neither of them were ever given in a life. They're creating a new life together where mistakes and fuck ups aren't instantly met with punishment or harm. Yes, Lee fucked up horrendously, violating their trust and ignored their wishes but they're both willing to acknowledge that and work on it because maybe for once, one of them's allowed to fucked up without facing an abusive 'punishment' afterwards. Maybe for once, one of them's allowed to fuck up and be given room to grow and improve. And maybe for once, Angel gets to choose how they want their life to go.
No, most people probably wouldn't have made the same choices as Angel but its still their decision to make. Yes, it's likely influenced by their pre existing loneliness and trauma. Yes, Lee would have to put a lot of work in to change himself and that will take time and there's likely some unhealthy beliefs he'll always struggle with. Yes, Lee and Angel's relationship is far from conventional or completely healthy, but fuck man, I think they're giving eachother room to figure it out together and idk, there's something beautiful about that to me.
They're both very mentally ill but they're trying and there's something about that that I find oddly comforting. Most media with the yandere trope never really provide the option for the yandere character to actually try to reflect on their actions and maybe learn better ways to cope and honestly I was so sure that both endings would involve someone dying in some way because these types of stories don't tend to go well. Usually, after a certain point, a character's just framed as "too" far gone, "too" mentally ill, "too" fucked up and beyond saving and they usually die a tragic or poetic death (i.e like Ending 1). But Angel looks at Lee and his actions and decides fuck it and to say no to that. They make the choice to give Lee another chance any way after what he's done because they don't see him as irredeemable. I just really like the way they both get to live in the end and make a better life together and what that says about neurodivergent and mentally ill people.
#ALSO. I feel the need to say. I do like Lee's fucked upness. I think it adds a lot to his character. I just also feel like the game doesn't#exactly glorify those traits of his (unlike what some ppl have said) and treats them more like things he needs to work through#clinical trial#clinical trial game#angel martinez#lee smith#<- feel like i couldve also touched on how lee's one of the most RELATIVELY palatable and decent yandere esque characters ive ever seen lik#and how he feels a lot more grounded in reality <- tbh i totally understand why someone would be uncomfortable by his character. i just.#disagree with a lot of the discourse around the ending that i feel ignores some of the nuances#txt#clinical trial ending 2#clinical trial true ending#analysis#angelee#meta#????
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I love both of these moments and I think it's such a strong and compelling choice to show us Paul just unabashedly running to hug his mentors with nary an eyeblink from his family or any of the people around who work for House Atreides, people he'd be expected to some day lead (which particularly stands out in the first instance, which is on their formal arrival onto Arrakis!). In a matter of seconds it tells us not only what kind of person Paul is at this point and what these character dynamics are like, but by extension tells us about how his family has raised him and paints a picture of House Atreides.
#i appreciate that these movies in the midst of many Grim Things have a number of very good hugs#it's not a proper tragedy if the audience doesn't Care about what's being lost#and damn if this didn't get me to care#squire on arrakis#dune#dune part 1#paul atreides#thufir hawat#duncan idaho#squire's stuff#it's SUCH a good choice to so quickly say yes he treats the people who serve his family very genuinely with friendship#it's such a clear picture and it's a consistent throughline with his father as well - both in how his father interacts with him#and how his father interacts with his people - and that his people have this very *earned* personal loyalty to his family#it was so unexpected to me and i love it and it kills me#it adds so much to when paul will later be talking with grief about people who were once friends becoming followers#it makes it believable when he says to chani that gurney is family#and i can't get over the line in the book when they're preparing for the final battle#and gurney has a bit of interior thought#'since when did an atreides value things over people'#and they set that up so WELL in the films. *chef's kiss*#duke leto's little look to the side in the first gif like 'what's - oh it's just paul. there he goes'#no other reaction. that's just normal and how it goes. not even a little bit discouraged.#thufir's big fond smile. duncan's 'my boy!' they care about him! so much!#paul: if i run and leap at duncan he will surely catch me in his arms#duncan: yes! my boy!#(do i weigh anything to you? no it's like holding a couple of grapes)#(the 'you put on some muscle' 'i did?' 'no' exchange continues to crack me up - the fond teasing big brother of it all)
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