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and i have work tomorrow .........
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time to get drunk and jerk off alone
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WotC staff have said that Thunder Junction was uninhabited before the Omenpaths opened. But if that was the case, how did Maag Taranau get built? And how did anyone learn about the Vault? How did the plane's native race of Cactusfolk get there? Are we going to get any further history on the plane?
#mtg#magic the gathering#outlaws of thunder junction#thunder junction#worldbuilding#it doesn't add up#fantasy card game#wotc#wizards of the coast
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I am here once again to ask: how the fuck does Edmundo Diaz know how long Evan Buckley was dead down to the second???????????
#like#i know the lifepak keeps a log but Chim and Hen didn't hook Buck up to it the moment they got him down so like#it cant be the log#and the 3 minutes 17 seconds thing doesn't make sense because bobby tells dispatch they are 3 minutes out#and he tells the doctors it took 3 minutes to get Buck down#so Buck was dead 6 minutes#it doesn't add up#but if you tell me the rescue toom 3 minutes and 17 seconds tho#it could add up#but still leaves the question: how?#was he counting?#because Eddie is a medic#he knows how long someone can go before theres permanent brain damage#so was he trying to keep the rescue under that threshold#but still#how??????????????????#is not like he was looking at his watch while running up the ladder#i need answers#911 answer me#you cant just add that in and never bring it up again#911
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It Doesn't Add Up (Showcase Ver) by Eliz Roxs
#Magic the Gathering#MtG#MtGMKM#Ravnica#Murders at Karlov Manor#It Doesn't Add Up#Showcase Version#Eliz Roxs#Fantasy#ARt#Wizards of the Coast
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911 loves to show people having full and fulfilling lives built on found family and friendship and then say you need romance to be truly happy
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my local library is trying to chage me for supposed overdue books which I never borrowed
sobbing
what the hell do i do
(also the date doesn't add up; I hadn't been going to the library at the time they were checked out, and i always keep my library books at one spot and they're not there so I'm assuming it's a mistake at their end)
#rant#library fines#library#vent#it doesn't add up#and i don't think anyone had my library card either#books#no trigger warnings#i think there's nothing?
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Translated with permission!!
Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!
Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?
#i messed up the lining and text size a bit but shh#i plan on translating all of their dungeon meshi fancomics... sometime#first time translating anything ahhhh!#don't ask why fler is asking mei for the popcorn when puck has it#sibling thing#this took me like 6 hours btw#mostly stressing over the typesetting#i made it on a tablet with an “add text” app that doesn't let you align the text or anything#it was driving me crazy#anyways check out the author they have amazing chilchuck fanart and fancomics!#in korean though#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#puckpatti chils#flertom chils#meijack chils#katrina posts#translations#achu_0u0
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stumbled across a blog on here that said the used in bristol was a disaster... like girl were we at the same show ???? or are you one of the people in the two front rows who were shocked and appalled a mosh mit opened up
#i saw this like two days ago and i'm still thinking about it#bert said it was one of the best uk shows they ever played so umm sounds like a you problem im afraid#sorry for publicly dissing people but i'm really torn between like disbelief that someone could have had a bad time at that show#unless they were annoyed about the moshing which i've been so ????? about since i heard the people around me complain during the first song#like you go to a punk rock show and you're annoyed about people moshing#it doesn't add up#ok rant over#kat.txt
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hes trying to help her modify her knitting pattern
#gravity falls#stanford pines#mabel pines#everyone sleeps on her being a crafter and as a crafter myself i will not let this stand#srsly knowing just a lil bit ab knitting she's a knitting prodigy#tho she tends to apply her designs to her sweaters in an odd way which is very mabel to me#ig she just doesn't like colourwork so she whips out a plain sweater in a day at a superhuman pace#she's probs the best in the world at continental knitting to do it that fast#and then she sews/embroiders on the design later with felt or smth#i wish we saw her knitting more in canon its very dear to me#she could reteach fiddleford how to knit 🥺#side note even cheap yarn can add up when making a sweater#and idk if mabel would have been able to bring like fifty sweaters worth of yarn from california#what im trying to say is stan must love her VERY much
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every post about loving gifmakers/gifs gets 4 million notes and every actual gifset gets negative 3.2 somehow
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I ask the same thing about Ryan Gosling
henry cavill can’t act to save his life why does he keep getting roles
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Merry Christmas!! they're exchanging gifts by the tree :3
#Johnny the red nose reindeer~ has a very shiny nose~#his widdle tail and paws <3#reblog and tell me what you think they'll gift each other!!#...no soap doesn't have a suspiciously grenade shaped package....#ghost gift box is a jewellery#i love dressing Gaz up i think he'll look very nice in cream jacket/sweater#also#cheeky lil heli there for nikprice nation - i have not forgotten u all#i couldnt finish nikprice piece on time im so sorry#maybe next year!#i wanted to add more hint to other cod characters but ive only managed to put an eagle (For Alex LMAO)#pretend the red box behind the tree is from laswell and the blue is from Farah#scheduled#that is all for all the xmas arts i have :3#as promised from last year I offer only fluff and good vibes this year!! (as opposed to angst/mcd from last year oop)#gummmyart#doodle#merry christmas 24#captain john price#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#task force 141#tf141#tis the season#john price#captain price#simon riley#call of duty#cod
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Ugh I'm so sleepy. Eepy man. Enjoy this shit I cooked up in ten minutes.
You wake up, only to find yourself just as tired as you were a few hours ago. Your eyelids are heavy, and you're fighting back sleep with every blink. Exhaustion wracking your body with every movement.
You feel Simon groan and sit up next to you.
"Mmm... five more minutes?" You mumble sleepily, shivering at the sudden lack of warmth.
"'M sorry love, we've gotta get up"
"Please? I'm so tired..." You whine quietly
"Negative," he says, chuckling at your miserable pout.
"Please, Si?" You say it so sweetly. The nickname you rarely used. His weakness.
A moment passes before you finally hear a response.
"Fine."
You grin, knowing that you've won. He lays back down and wraps his arm around you, pulling your back to his chest. You close your eyes and sleep quickly overtakes you.
Of course, it was never just 'five more minutes'. Simon called your work shortly after and informed them that you wouldn't be coming in today. However that works.
#I'm actually so tired it's unreal#Dying out here#Ofc I didn't get to take the day off. I have to suffer#Who knew exhaustion was what would make me write smt#That's crazy#Got less than 2 hours of sleep#Which actually normally doesn't bother me#But I guess it adds up over time#*shocked pikachu face*#If only I had a Simon in my life#simon ghost riley#cod x reader#ghost x reader#ghost x gn reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x gn reader
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so the anime adapted this
but didn't adapt this...?
ok, sure, let's make the already most shallow friendship in this manga even more of a yuri bait.
#i am not surprised tho the anime doesn't really care about aoi#did you see how long/full of budget the 'hanako possesses Nene and harras Aoi' scene was? while they refused to add even a quick slide show#to inform the audience that Aoi being popular fucked up her life to the point of being harrased AS A TINY KID?#they already used her for the 'there are hands in these pictures' exposition in season 1 and her feelings has 'no use' for the main trio#so way it goes!#if empty fanservice is the goal of course it is better to leave 'the important thing she have to say!' hidden#and keep anything about 'boys want her' only jokey to make people not think about hanako's actions too hard#it makes so much sense that it makes me depressed.#if we do reach the grim reaper arc in the future i do not have much hope for how they'll treat aoi story#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun
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