#it does not help
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Give me accidental rule lawyer Steve Harrington.
Eddie thought Dustin was pedantic but no no, turns out Dustin is nothing compared to Steve "let me see that" Harrington.
Only Steve combines it with his natural charisma and the skills gifted to him via all tje forced boring networking parties his parents dragged him to so anytime the Party wants to justify pulling a downright stupid move in D&D, they call in Steve.
#sorry eddie Steves right#they could use that spell to make the gaurds shit his pants#elder hellfire is into it#they too begin threatening to call steve#eddie is furious#the mere mention of steve names sends him into fits of rage#it does not help#that hes incredibly turned on#by steves logical loopholes and the infuriating way he argues his case#eddie is in hell
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Anxiety brain be like
Here's preemptive anxiety in preparation for tomorrow's anxiety :) hope this helps!
#anxiety be like#anxiety memes#not syscourse#actually anxious#it does not help#0/10 would not recommend
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As sweet and kind as my newer coworker is she is not slaying
I think she forgets I’ve been working with animals for years- I don’t need hovering how to minimize the risk of getting bit and if I do oh well. I’ve been bit badly before 🤷🏼
Hopefully she’ll gain more confidence as time goes on, I don’t believe she’s worked with animals before.
#also for the love of god please stop trying to feed the dogs treats while I’m working on them#it does not help#it makes it much harder#LEAVE ME ALONE#ily Girliepop tho
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i despise unknighted dream because eugene and cassandra would never be in love and i stand by that (rapunzel being with them both is fine, i just don’t like cassandra and eugene being together)
fr I like the poly ship but I can only see it being like. Rapunzel in the middle and Eugene and Cass having an understanding of "you're my husband/wife in law but you are NOT my husband/wife." They're friends at most - they just both happen to be with Rapunzel as well. And on nights they can't tolerate each other, they duel to decide who gets to sleep in Rapunzel's bed and who has to take the couch
#if they ever accidentally kissed they would be washing their mouths out with soap#while raps calls them dramatic and talks about the shared bacteria between both of them kissing her#it does not help#ask#its a surprisingly uncommon opinion i think in this fandom?#maybe because people think that a poly relationship where everyone isn't dating each other is unbalanced or toxic
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Looking for inspo for my birthday nails, but pinterest is only showing me images almost identical to my last three nail related pins. The site is unbearable to use. I JUST WANT TO SEE NEW STUFF.
#helena rants#yes i have cleared my cache and browser history#it does not help#I just want cute fresh birthday nails#it’s not just nails tbf#it’s *everything*#i use it less and less for this reason#and also the 7 million ads#AND THE AI CONTENT#… yes this is a first world problem
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i can’t . do this.
#resident evil#resident evil 2#claire redfield#re2 remake#mr x#god this IS SO SCARY BRO#my dad keeps trying to hype me up when i play it#it does not help
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hm my scoliosis shoulder hurts. surely scrunching myself up into weird positions on the couch will help
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I hate having a TBI because I only just remembered Neurodivergent Tech Week (which is next week) is also doing an After Dark event, and I forgot all about it. Knowing me I would like to post a not After Dark fic and an After Dark fic each day. I am so behind.
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In my line of work, I get patients who have been failed over and over again by the systems. It's not a matter of "Oh, well, if they wanted to be sober enough, they would find those resources and make them work for them." Most of these people are mentally ill or neurodivergent. On top of that, they are dealing with addiction, which is an illness in and of itself. When you are in that state of mind, all you can think about is getting that next fix because that's the way addiction is. Detoxing/withdrawing is hard, ugly, and extremely painful. So your options are, go without the substances that have become your life, go through some of the worst pain imaginable withdrawing from them, struggle to find resources, struggle to find resources that will actually help you, get turned away constantly, relapse probably, and then repeat the process, OR just try to keep maintaining your lifestyle. Yeah. I think I know what option I'd pick. I'm very privileged in my life, but lord knows I struggle with actually getting, making, and showing up to appointments. My mom still helps me with insurance and other paperwork. I can't imagine trying to take all of that on alone. More compassion, please, less dismissal.

#i didn't really say anything that hasn't already been said#but i felt like i should say something idk#i speak from a place of privilege so i guess i just wanted to make sure other privileged people like myself know some of what happens#the system is wrong#it does not help
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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think
#thisss wass going to be just one little sketch lord help me#the guys you put on this earth to finish their psych degrees are drawing pathetic men again#jayvik#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#my art#fanart#i have uni and work and also therapy to do but i got sick this week so i think i read like. over 30 fics yesterday like i was struck#by some affliction legitimately#please talk with me about them. this is a cry for help#i drew all these while listening to circa survive on repeat do you understand what that does to a man
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I'm reading Christmas fanfics in 40° heat wave
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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
#vivid flashbacks to being 19 and going on scarleteen like 'help what's a clitoris'#anyway society (by which i mean repressed evangelical white brits lol) really marked a whole area of anatomy as off limits huh#and the modern advertising friendly internet does not counteract it
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You're just not toxic enough.
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#When she loves poison as much as she does...this really isn't as big of an insult as it may seem.#'I'd rather poison myself' from a girl who genuinely wants to eat the poison? Not bad!#This was a thank you gift for a friend who helped me out of a tough situation. I hope you enjoy this!#I am so sorry I still haven't finished season one yet. I promise I'll get to it eventually.#Maomao is a really fun protagonist and as a mystery lover - the detective plots she finds herself in are very enjoyable.#Even if she doesn't want to be part of them. Girl who just wants to mind her own business but keeps getting hired to snoop around.#Jinshi is a great character in his own right. He is also a wet little clown that I want to wring out and leave in the sun to dry.#Man...now I want to finish season one...I miss them...
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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stuck in a house with a bunch of people who don’t Know Things all of whom have pulled me aside today to ask why i’m being so weird and i am not about to tell any of them i’ve been desperately trying not to relapse for three days so it’s just a cacophony of “hey can you Stop This??” ‘no :) hope that helps :)’
#personal#it does not help#i am gods weakest soldier and there are just so many trials and tribulations in front of me 24/7
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cool leg activities
#College Roommates au#Asriel and Papyrus#Deltarune#deltarune art#headcanon#papyrus with terrible eyesight canon trust#Comic#undertale#undertale comic#Papyrus#asriel#help them good lord#Papyrus first and last time he ever gets to drive#Until he gets his glasses#If he ever does#I don’t actually know if there’s a name for this au thing#The real reason why Papyrus hasn’t appeared in Deltarune /j
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