#it also gave us a little sibling to a guy who was born to be a brother
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vitaetmorsfilo · 14 days ago
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this is a list of moments where natsu is smart (but its also me yapping because i was getting bored waiting for every little instance) (episodes from 49 to 64)
- upon their first encounter with oracion seis, smelled them and alerted gray and everyone
- when carla told them that wendy's dragon, grandeeny, suddenly disappeared seven years ago, started connecting dots in his brain
- when fighting those bro-monkey goons, after getting shot at his back, simply incinerated bullets (were they physical? magical? anyways, cool)
- (look how friendly he is with erigor, meeting him after so long, how erigor is unnerved by it and gray is fucking done with him-)
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- interrogated beat up goons about whereabouts of oracion seis' lair (sure, with erza-esque tactic "ask-punch-repeat", but at least he thought of it)
- (also, it must be their temporary place, but oracion seis' lair is so pathetic it's hysterical. we have grimoire heart with their cool-looking flying ship with mechanical heart, we have tartarus with their highly functional flying cube, and these have, like, a cave? where all your guild goon taxes went to? racer's motorcycles?)
- when natsu, wendy and cats reached fallen erza, he was quick to ask for help and point out that no matter what she may have done with jellal, erza really needed her help (well, not really smarts thing, but natsu's quick actions allowed wendy to finally pull herself together)
- when nirvana has activated its magic and sent a black light beam, natsu either sensed or figured that jellal was there were beam of nirvana is
- (okay, nirvana thingamagick has my respect for having nothing to do with zeref and co. but what was the point of its first stage, where people who are usually on one side of morals and are on the gray side for this moment, get their side of morals switched? sherry, who was grief stricken switched to attacking gray, wendy was nearing the switch with her guilt over jellal situation, but hibiki knocked her out, and hoteye was reminded of his time with his brother when fighting jura and he switched from being money-obsessed to being pacifist. very mixed bag of results if you ask me. hibiki later explained that the switching is controllable in final phase, but in the first one? is it more like a side effect of first stage for activating nirvana? prolly-)
- (lucy happy and carla saying that in case of switching natsu won't change much, and that he exists outside of framework of good and evil, they did NOT pull the punches, my favourite freak of the monster nature)
- (respect from me to angel, she summoned gemini for a prolonged period of time, and as far as i know they are rather magic-consuming, AND she was using her spirits cleverly, countering aquarius with scorpio and loki with aries)
- (also, gemini is such underappreciated spirit for how lucy moved their heart, damn)
- (and, like, uranometria is cool, but how did lucy even have enough magic power for it, if she was feeling weak after summoning in quick succession? eh, i'm nitpicking, but there is little else for me to do-)
- ("actually, i didn't die😒" sorano😭😭😭😭)
- (can you imagine a what-if "what if when wendy was travelling with mystogan, that anima that forced him to leave wendy never happened?" i mean, they look so much like siblings already, gosh-)
- (can you imagine being a kind hearted and optimistic kid in a god awful situation, and then getting brainwashed and manipulated into doing even more despicable thing, and later being freed from brainwashing and realising all the sins you've committed? god, take all the cramps from jellal and give them to, i dunno, brain)
- btw, when fighting cobra, was it natsu and happy's first on-screen airborne fight? mad respect for them and their team work!!!
- when fighting cobra, when he declared that he was going to stop nirvana, and cobra replied that he was not letting natsu near brain, natsu put two and two together and figured that it was brain who controlled nirvana
- when fighting cobra, he was rather fast in switching between tactics, first he just punched, second he tried rapid firing long ranged attacks, third he was hiding in ruins in ambush attack, then he fucking joked at cobra mentally and actually got him to laugh, happy even thought of faking their attacks. even cobra admitted that natsu was thinking a lot and that he had some not bad plans
- when fighting cobra, managed to get so into fight he was fighting without thinking, getting a couple of hits on cobra. that impressed cobra, leaving him to question whenever natsu is actually a genius or a total idiot, for he is seeing someone like that for the first time. hearing that cobra was a dragon slayer was what threw him out of that state
- got into cobra's close quarters, almost getting him to face a roar close up
- (they really only won because of natsu accidentally letting out an extra loud non-magical roar AND brain back-stabbing cobra)
- natsu, exhausted, poisoned, and motion sick, chomping into brain-
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aftoonfamily · 10 months ago
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Pokémon! Got get that traumaaa!!
Below is just info about the little guys cause yah know
William’s Pokémon consist of his Lopunny, Drifloom, and Mimikyu. Lopunny, who he calls Bonnie, is extremely strong as a Pokémon. He’s violent and covered in scars from various battles. William doesn’t care too much about healing his Pokémon unless there is a possibility of them dying. William uses Bonnie to leer children away and Drifloom to grab them. Drifloom doesn’t have a nickname because William doesn’t really care for him outside of him being a tool. I like to think Drifloom is killed somewhere around the second missing child incident. Last one he has is Mimikyu, who I made look like a little plushtrap because I thought it was fun. I also have an idea that he turns into Mimic later after William is gone. I think that’s funnnn. Anyways Mimic also helps William with his killing murders. He also had a lot of fun causing nightmares for Will’s kids lol.
Mike’s Pokémon consists of Nickit and kinda Litwick. We know little of Nickit who he calls Nickie lol. Nickie was given to Mike by William as his first Pokémon, and William was not kind when it came to training. Nickits are not the strongest Pokémon, but they are especially weak when it comes to a very aggressive and high-leveled team. Mike is very close to Nickie, but before his siblings died, he was very similar in the way William treats his Pokemon. Nickie never hated him tho, she would be there for Mike :( Litwick however, prays on this guy’s downfall lmao. He found Mike just before Lizzie died and hasn’t left him since. Litwicks literally feed off of kids dying and there is no better family to follow around than the Aftons.
Lizzie actually hasn’t had Mime Jr (aka Baby) for long at all. William gave her Baby on her birthday, and then the next day Lizzie went missing. See, Mime Jrs like to copy and mimic behavior, especially to make a trainer happy. And there happens to be a child-murdering man that Lizzie heavily looks up to in the house with them. Yeah, Baby killed her lol. I like to think William kept her after Lizzie died, but idk what he did with her.
Evan’s Cubone was actually their mother’s Pokemon, but she died not long after Evan was born. Cubone attached themself to Evan because of their similarities— both being motherless crybabies and all. After Evan was killed, Cubone was a mess and extremely violent towards Mike. Nickie did her best to protect Mike, but that caused a lot of aggression to be pushed onto her. Eventually, Cubone left the Afton family, decidedly taking Evan’s Fredbear plush with them.
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thekatebridgerton · 9 months ago
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I like your discussion of Anthony's relationship with his sisters.
For Hyacinth, I have this image of Anthony at her wedding, breathing a sigh of relief. He got Hyacinth married and it didn't involve any of the Theatrics of their other siblings.
Imagine what he would do if he knew about all the breaking and entering & Mattress dancing the bride and groom have done?
Oh I have thoughts about that all right. But on a more serious note.
Anthony's relationship with his sisters is very sweet but also funny because he's at odds with all of them half the time and the other half he loves them to death.
With Daphne, he knew she was going to be the first one he'd have to step up for as a man of the house and she was born in more or less equal footing with him. First girl vs first boy when it comes to society expectations. There is a certain respect there that Anthony has for Daphne, and her womanly intuition. But I think Anthony for most of her life has treated her as an adult, I highly doubt that Anthony did much sugar coating with Daphne, she got to live most of her life in the role of his sister not his daughter and it shows in her relationship with him. The problem in their book was that Anthony at one point started worrying that Daphne wasn't as ready for marriage as she pretends to be and began to be a little bit overprotective over her specifically because of her adventures in the marriage mart. Which seriously weirded her out. And once she got married they went back to their usual relationship where they both respect each other's interests and leave each other largely alone. I'd also like to add that when it came to Daphne Anthony was hurt because he expected a little bit more of her since he always trusted her to be an adult and at one point Daphne was going something along the lines of ' well I'm not an adult, I'm not that mature, I'm just a girl' which really brought things into perspective for him
With Eloise the scene where they're talking things out into tspwl speaks volumes about their relationship. Because Eloise was stuck in the middle between being Anthony's sister and being treated as his daughter, which she never wanted and really rebelled against, both of them wanted to have a sibling relationship and both of them knew they couldn't have it because she was entirely too young when Edmund died and needed a father figure. but she resented that it has to be Anthony, she resented at her playful brother had to grow up too soon and now couldn't play with her, because she simply wanted Anthony to be the guy he used to be before their dad died. So she antagonized Anthony just to be contrary and have her fun. Also she is the sibling who is the most like him, prideful arrogant, I lay the law kind of person. So Anthony was sort of worried for her because he knew she was a lot like him and eventually she would chaff at the weight of the Bridgerton name, he just didn't know if he could protect her from the consequences, so when she ran away to meet Philip he probably had a little bit of a heart attack because he expected something crazy to happen to Eloise at some point he just couldn't prepare for this particular eventuality. Also I think it was a welcome surprise for Anthony to see that his most stubborn sister had actually grown up and was ready to become the leader he always knew she could be, he just never thought that and all this happened while he wasn't looking.
I think that Anthony's relationship with Francesca is the sweetest one, because unlike Eloise and Daphne, Francesca never actually made Anthony feel like a failure which he often felt like with his other two sisters. But Francesca she played by the rules, she never gave Anthony any trouble she was smart, a little bit sneaky, always there to welcome him with warmth, at home or in Scotland, sometimes you just have that sibling who is a healing to the soul. And I think Francesca was that for Anthony, perhaps that's why she fell through the cracks because she never complained and that made Anthony think that she was happy. I think in his younger years Anthony would just spend time with Francesca because he wanted to be with someone who was just always happy to see him, since everyone else seemed to have all these expectations and demanded so much attention, but not Francesca, she was calm and good and she understood when he couldn't give her as much attention as he gave everyone else. And because he loves her so much I think he also feels very guilty that he missed out on a lot of important things in her life and wasn't there for her when she was passing through her worst moments and he feels grateful to Michael that he made her smile again because to Anthony Francesca is special, out of all his crazy siblings, she's the one he probably likes the most and the only one he's willing to look the other way for. I'm pretty sure that Anthony did find out what happened in Scotland, and he pretended that he didn't know because she's his favorite and he doesn't want to have this conversation with her Anthony has never had to seriously scold Francesca for anything in her life and he doesn't want to start now ( at most he told her off for not inviting him to her second wedding and that was it. )
And then we have Hyacinth, she's practically Anthony's daughter so she is more babied than anyone else, I think Anthony spoiled her too much, and at the end he realized that he had to let her grow up make her own mistakes even if that meant he would have to eventually deal with a scandal (because of course she's wild and stubborn like Eloise but with Daphne and Francesca's social charm). Letting his baby grow up also meant setting her loose to find her own path. And let her be the' joy' of other unsuspecting individuals like Lady Danbury and Gareth for a change.
And that's the tea
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annabelle-creart · 2 months ago
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Humanformers headcanons part. 2
Sideswipe and Strongarm are on the same classes as Blurr and Salvage (including the project where Chase's works) but Sideswipe is there only to have Blurr close (both really like each other
Strongarm is constantly thinking of throwing Sideswipe of the window because he's too stupid, but doesn't do because is a bad thing
Knock Out each time he brokes with someone has a different reaction depending on how good or long was the relationship, but always get photos of them, and when they break up, Knock Out gives their photos to a friend because don't want to keep them but doesn't know what to do with them
That friend of Knock Out has ALL the photos Knock Out gave him and saved them on a photo album named "the guys that made Kim cry" (Kim ks Knock Out's name), some are just half a page, other have like 10 pages, and also has doddles of his impressions based on Knock Out's experiences with the people
Chase was at a grill party on the house of Knock Out's friend and accidentaly found this album and showed it to Breakdown, and not knowing Knock Out didn't knew about it, Chase asked about it
Heatwave is who cooks on the station, he's really good at it, the only way he doesn't cook is when someone else loses a bet or he's not on the place
Boulder sucks at cooking and even their kids told them everytime
Nonetheless, Boulder is better teacher than Heatwave, if their kids have questions, they always ask Boulder, Heatwave is just the contingence plan
Wedge is still trying to understand why his big sister and little siblings are sO FRAGGING ANNOYING!!!!
Frag is the word they found, so, the kids don't say bad things to the other, since then, the family's friends say it instead of fuck
Kade is who says Frag the most
Dani loves to pass time flying, Blades hates it, but Blades was the one with best reflexes
Dani is also paramedic like Blades, but because she's also a certified pilot, she works on air rescue
Graham is Boulder's work partner
The reason the Burnses and the bots got together is because they found funny that each one of them was friends with one of the team, yes, even Cody, he's friend with Sissi
Sissi is the first born, Wedge is adopted, Soil and Hot Shot are twins and the little ones
Sissi as the big sister is the one who is supposed to give example to her siblings, she does not, instead, she used them for Frankie, Cody and her's experiments for school
Megatron and Soundwave are the divorced parents who are dating again to see if the relationship can be saved (they're going on good way)
Frenzy and Rumble are menaces to society and it's not because of the divorce (they're repeating the cicle)
Megatron was a menace when he was a child
Shockwave was also a menace when he was a child, he was always making chaos
To be a menace as childs is genetic, Sissi, Soil and Hot Shot are also menaces, and their kids in the furure will also be
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marionvonwolfstadt · 2 months ago
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wondering abt seb and max dynamics since theyre teammate😽
So, I absolutely adore Max and I desperately didn't want to make him the bad guy of the story, it would be so unfair to portray him like that. In the AU he's only one year older than Seb, but I gave him more of his more mature character, leaving the 'mad max' persona behind. He's still fierce on track, as Mark notes, he doesn't give Seb an easy time while racing, why should he? But off track, he's the sweetest and the most caring guy. The media-mandated stuff? He loves that Seb takes the blunder of it. They are both little menaces that would like for the press to fuck off and leave their personal lives alone, just focus on racing. Both with WDC mentality, both hate to lose. It ought to get explosive at times, but Max would never steep so low as to use Sebastian's identity against him. Max, I think wishes he was more extroverted like Seb at times, but also doesn't get his need to be praised or show himself off, he didn't get the Instagram statement. Max gets protective like of a little sibling sometimes, but he's just a decent guy. He understands how it is to be hated, your moves on and off track scrutinized by so many people who don't know you at all or don't understand. He's been the 17-year-old rookie, after all. Of course, he wants to beat Sebastian, but he won't do it off track. He relishes having a competition.
I think a more realistic scenario having taken their ages in the AU would be a little catastrophic haha, a mix of young Max 'wanting his first WDC' and Seb 'multi-21, I don't apologise for winning'? The rivalry would be so explosive and so legendary with such great talents! But again, I so much didn't want to give Max the rancid vibes, let's leave them for the main couple lol. So, they're a more optimistic version of what if they were teammates, with more emotionally mature Max and Seb being born in a different decade, already having more of the famous 'bee-guy' in himself.
So, I have a soft spot for Max who is soft for other people, this time Sebi. Also, but it's just a thing that was never to be a part of the story, if Seb wasn't absolutely head over heels for Mark, he'd get the butterflies seeing Max being all protective, this and you know, the competence kink lol.
Hope my rambling was a sufficient answer, but You can always send another ask. Thank U so much for this one <3
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celestialdragoncookie · 3 months ago
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i said yandere three brothers X y/n
Dark dragon
Demonos cacao
Dark cacao
Yandere Three Brothers x Female Reader:
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Hello everyone my name is Y/N cookie or once was Y/N L/N, I was born Korea and twenty-five years old. I am full time employee of the Devisastars Company one of the major leading companies of Korea and founder of cookie run kingdom, I will tell the tale of three psychos chasing after my precious dough life.
Flashback ( Several months ago):
I am a human was once, got hit in an accident trying to save a young childs life in return for the humble deed, it was repaid in the form of reincarnation yup rebirth second life baby. I was spawned literally spawned like a zombie in apocalypse games, anyway I was reborn as a maid in Dark cacao kingdom also known as the kingdom of emos and edgy cookies where the king of emos himself rule this place but he is not alone in functioning the place, he literally have two freaking brothers I mean brothers. The company programmed and created dark cacao cookie as a lone cookie with no parents nor any siblings here in twist of fate brought two brothers, oh well. The eldest is a freaking giant dragon cookie I mean literally a dragon oh man he is the tallest among cookies, he is very scary looking emmm very handsome too.
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He goes by Dark Dragon Cacao cookie, is quite reserved type of individual always keep it to himself rarely talks use mostly handsigns. He is an Archduke just like his younger brother Demonos cacao cookie whom is also Archduke, his personality well what do I say is like cold blooded, hates guys tolerates females and execute femboys. He is literally the definition of a devil in sheep's clothing, I mean he is half blooded demon of hell like his father Yorichi. The most shocking truth I found that Dark dragon feasts on cookies at night when he is in hunger state also shocking revelation is Demonos Cacao Cookie and Dark dragon Cacao Cookie are hob cookies meaning they are part human and part cookies except their brother Dark cacao cookie who is a simple cookie.
During those hellfull days of being a maid, I have to several jobs that requires lot of force horse power and patience, it feels like doing several part time to meet your end needs. Escaping hours were very slow and steady, it took a lot stress and muscular cramps my dough felt it will crack any moment now , during those days I also tried to encourage them and gave them some of my time but they were just brushed me like I wasn't even existed in the first place especially that jerk of a Duke Demonos Cacao Cookie often teased and bully me but that didn't slowed me down as I was a stubborn mule. I tried tried never giving up, finally after whole ass months I managed to let them opened their icey cold hearts little did she know that opened the steel wall results in awakening the monsters and beast inside them.
One particular day, my position of the royal familys private maid shifted to warriors maid due to a certain snake. The snake with a sly smirk said that his majesties ordered me to shift your position to tend the needs of the warriors, as he eyed your charming body. You snorted in disgust, of course you were a rare female hob cookie yourself many tend to court out of sprite but politely turned them down. Affogato cookie cupped your cheeks forcefully kissed you, as you growled in disgust tried to shove him away but the make cookie was stronger then you tightened his grip before his hands could go further suddenly a large claw grasped on his shoulder tightened on it. With a painful groan look behind and paled from seeing the preceptor it was Dark cacao cookies younger brother Archduke Demonos Cacao Cookie. With his arms crossed his magenta eyes glared him, with behidding sign Affogato cookie paled and ran away with tail between his legs. You signed in relief and thanked him as Demonos Cacao Cookie brushed off with a slight smile before disappearing into the shadows.
As you tending the needs of the injured warriors, suddenly your presence was requested by the king himself this revaluation puzzled you because Dark cacao cookie only summons you in fire situation. As your presence appears in dungeons, looked around for his majestys presence but couldn't feel a single ounce of his aura suddenly you were grabbed through the waists from behind and shove to a nearby wall and wince in pain and shocked to reveal it was the king himself Dark cacao cookie as his purple tulip eyes looked at you with different light no it was not light more like void of darkness as it was inking to drown you into its depths. Dark cacao cookie licked his lips before kissing your neck and biting it to form a hickey, you tried to reason with him but in vain his reply shocked you to core.
" Now that we are alone, I will intended to make you mine once and for all. Your figure your touch and smile hunted me in my dreams, so much like a drug that addicted me to see and to claim you as mine. I will make you submit to me both body and soul".
Before he could do anything you kneed him in the family jewels as he groans in pain letting you go, this ticket allowed you to escape from the dungeons. During sprinting, you bumped into someone and saw it was Demonos Cacao Cookie.
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His magenta eyes bore at your very own soule questioned your sprinting to which you answered him truthfully. Hearing this his eyes darkeened, took you off guard kissed you with intense passion and possession, you tried to fight it off but he was too strong. After long session of kissing, he let go for air his look gave you shivers he said with the same tone that Dark cacao cookie said earlier.
" You are mine and mine alone, my sweet princess can't believe got you before remember dear demons are selfish creatures, they wouldn't share what's thiers".
You punched him in face, by passing him in the process ran out of the castle towards to run away from the three brothers but your question where the hell is third brother, before your hopes in freedom could be tasted, felt a contract of hard flesh on your nape falling unconscious on the snowy ground, before your eyelids could closed heard something as the abyss covered you with it's blanket of sleep.
" I am sorry my mate, but you aren't going anywhere".
Current situation:
Now you woke up, chained to the bed like some sort of exotic animal but shocked you that in night goon suit. The suit reveals your body in beautiful way, blushing to yourself tried to struggle but the chains tightened even more. Suddenly a click of doornobe could be heard and came them your personal kidnappers the three psychos. Demonos cacao cookie sat besides your right as dark cacao cookie sat to your left as dark dragon sat behind you, forcefully let sat on his lap as he buried his face into your hair.
Demonos cacao cookie cupped your cheeks and cooed with affection " Wow my dear you are even more beautiful upon closer, all mine to take and play".
As he licked your cheek playfully which made you cringe, as dark cacao cookie rubbed his thumb on your bottom lip shivering to himself began to mumbles like a delusional madman. Dark dragon cacao cookie inhales your scent and growls in satisfaction as his eastern dragon waggs in delight.
" My dear beautiful mate, you smell like field of flowers, honey and tranquility. Your scent is so addictive like a drug, your mine to claim protect and play. Remember dragons are greedy creatures".
As the three came closer to your shivering fearful body, as tears roll down your cheeks crying to yourself because you didn't want to do anything to these monsters of a cookies. Heck you didn't want to carry Thier children, as throughout the night roar of dragon and demon could be heard mixing with the shrill scream of innocent making a horrible melody.
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Shhhh, hush my dearest love you wouldn't get away from us.
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were-wolverine · 10 months ago
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percy jackson ep2 live reaction
annabeth being a little creep i love her
fun fact i learned at the pjo NYCC panel: the most grueling part of the show production was making the camp half-blood shirts. they all had to be a specific shade of orange and there had to be a LOT cuz all the campers wear them consistently
very much angsty tween energy
ITS SOOO PRETTYYYYYYYYYY
i love the big house’s design
grover’s little *clop clop clop* hehe
“your highness” book!percy wouldn’t be caught dead saying that shit but it’s still funny cuz i KNOW as soon as he learns more abt the gods all that respect is out the window. book!percy is just a little asshole from the start
Mr D is fucking perfect casting
godDAMN chiron is tall asf
also i fr did not know brunner was pronounced like that
mr d actually being kinda nice to grover??
ITS SO COOL I WANNA GO TO CAMP THERE
riptide my bbg
i need a close up of the inside and outside of all the cabins immediately
Hermes cabin 💪💪💪
there’s a fire pit IN the cabin?? that seems like a hazard. but also magic and it’s fucking cool so
the complete non-reaction to percy’s introduction now vs how people will eventually react to hearing his name is kinda wild
they really did not give this poor boy any time to grieve his mom huh
LUKE
poor percy, his first reaction to being approached is to be defensive :(
CHB necklace!!!!
o shit that scared me. hello wood nymph. is this his mom??? idk how satyrs are born
the tiger shirt 💀
LIKE AN OLD BANANA HGHDGDGDGD
grover :( ur a good friend bb
dream time woooooo. OH THE VOICE IS KRONOS i forgor
“glory” ok nerd
luke really has a whole posse following him around lmao
IS THAT THE LESBIAN FLAG ON CLARISSE’S NECKLACE???
nvm they all have them in that order….
i love that percy has just had that leather necklace from the very start of the show. in preparation for the camp beads :,)
aaaaaaaa a character in a wheelchair that’s so cool!!!!!
no one’s even gonna show him how to use the bow???
this boy is gonna destroy the camp i love him
BRO DID NOT GET THE JOKE AND I FEEL SO SEEN. YES THERES A GREEK GOD OF DISAPPOINTMENT
oh my god i’m gonna cry. percy praying to sally is my favorite change they made in the whole show
“like, real friends” crying luke how dare you betray this sweet darling boy
YOU TELL HIM PERCY!! get his ass
“hey guys! 😃 🤚 can’t sleep huh?” ilysm percy
“do you think you’re special?” oh boy clarisse do you have a big surprise coming. also percy didn’t even tell anyone abt the minotaur that was grover
okay i liked this cgi way better than nancy bobofit’s takedown
annabeth stalker behavior i love you. SHE ADMITS IT TOO I LOVE HERRRE
“annabeth sees the world differently” yeah she’s autistic with a genius iq
sobbing. “she’s my little sister”. pain. the betrayal is gonna hurt so much more
th-alia ??? hm
“until zeus broke the pact” hades, hiding his kids from the 1940s in the lotus hotel: yeah zeus was the one to break it first, obviously
i can’t wait to see who they cast as thalia
“let it rip” i see what you did there 👀 my mind went right to beyblade tho lol
their shields lowkey look like the nightwing symbol :3
SUNSHINE ADDSHFJFHDG
god this set is so fucking cool
cringefail loserboy rizz
THE HAT!!!!!!!!!!!
“he’ll be ready, i know it” *cuts to percy flossing* i love this dumbass so much
lizard :D
exceptional depiction of adhd ty rick
bro really just gave away the location of the flag with no hesitation lol
OH SHIT THAT WAS COOL! the roll into picking up the shield? smooth asf!!!
how tf did the spear even break isn’t it made of like magic metal
she really used him as bait lmao. *pushes him into the water* she’s just testing a hypothesis!!
holy shit the cabin is so cool. kinda spooky tho. i hate to say it but i like the movie version better
“what 😃”
damn they really just blame everything on hades huh. poor guy. i’d hate my siblings too if they gave me a shitty job and made me the scapegoat for a bunch of stuff
why tf is chiron wearing a suit. why.
“i’m sally jackson’s son” YES YOU ARE KING
grover you’re the best ily. chiron you’re giving way too much dumbledore energy i hate it
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scarredwoods · 4 months ago
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Since Leo is your favorite obviously lol! What’s your opinion on Raph for 03 and 12
Haha, so fun fact, Raph actually used to be my favorite until Leo took over first place when I got older
Out of all the turtles, Raph became one of my first fictional crushes (plus one of my gay awakenings) when I was a kid, but I'll gladly still answer that question
(Warning, it's a bit long and has episode spoilers)
I was born in 2004, but I did grow up with 03 because I found all the episodes free on YouTube one day and continuously binge watched them while also watching 2012 at the same time. While I resonated with Leo a lot now because of the oldest sibling syndrome, Raph was the one who captured my young little heart with how cool he was.
12Raph: He's a sassy fucker who won't waste an opportunity to say something snippy towards one of his brothers. 1st episode immediately showed that when Leo was talking out loud so Snake could hear them talking. Although Raph followed his lead, he couldn’t help himself but make fun of him during the interaction and put the blame on Leo on how Snake got away. He's a very fleshed out character with multiple flaws that all tie together with his character. Despite the discussion of his anger issues having their own episodes, sometimes I wish the writers actually had Splinter show him or give him private lessons on how to control his anger instead of having everyone around him tell him that he needs to control it and how it's getting in the way of their team/mission. Sure Splinter gave him a breathing exercise, but that was a bout it, and Raph barely ever uses it in the show.
Thankfully, the show didn't make it seem like anger was his only personality and made an effort to show the audience that he had a kind and softer side using the animals around him like Spike, the roof pigeons, and Chompy. Also, Raph getting a girlfriend and Mona Lisa coming back was one of the best decisions the writers ever did. To me, they are the definition of ship so good, even the gays love it. I love Mona Lisa to death, and I love her relationship with Raph. They are truly meant for each other. *chefs kiss*
Overall, I give 12Raph 8.5/10, the writers giving Raph a bug phobia was so funny bit very fitting that tough guy like him is afraid of a tiny bug
03Raph: Where do I start. Obviously, gotta start with the obvious and put out how sassy he is. This guy will not hesitate to make a sarcastic comment even in the most dangerous of situations. I see it as his personal comedic relief. Yeah, he has a short temper, everyone knows that, but he only lashes it out to people his age or older people he knows can take it. But when it comes to little kids and animals, he'll be patient for as long as he needs to. It's clear that his tough guy persona is a shield to protect himself from all backlash of being a mutant turtle in a human populated place where he knows he will never be accepted. Yet when he finds people who do, he puts the shield down and lets himself let loose. The obvious example of this is with the old lady who mistook him for the neighbor's son. Yeah, Raph needed to get away from the purple dragons, but he could've easily left once the coast was clear. Instead, he stayed and helped the old lady and took the time to enjoy his break from the shield. He even came back to give her a briefcase filled with money after hearing how she was losing her apartment.
The guy loves his family and even drops the shield during moments where he thinks he's about to lose one o le if something serious happens to them. He was even one of the first people to notice Leo changing because of how similar he was acting to himself.
A thing that the writers did a good job here is during the episode when they addressed his anger issues (after almost bashing Mikey with a pipe) and finally resolved it in the end, the character development stuck with him. Which I'm really glad. Cause honestly, it's tiring when shows show that a character is getting better from something, only for it to be forgotten in the next episode.
Overall, this Raph gets a 9/10, especially because I love it when he laughs
Sorry if this was long, but I love yapping when someone gives me the opportunity to. If you have any more questions for me, please ask, I'll answer all :)
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fanfic-lover-girl · 1 year ago
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Second-Born Saiyan Hybrids Have Lazy Designs
I love how Toriyama gave Gohan and Trunks qualities from both their parents.
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Gohan is a bit tricky because his parents have similar colouring. He mostly resembles Goku but there is something about his face (maybe the chin?) that he gets from his mom that prevents him from looking like a Goku copy. Also, I find it interesting that during the Namek arc, when he has that bowl cut, his hair resembles his mom's! He also tends to have paler skin like his mom. And we can safely say that Gohan gets his rage boost tendency from her too. I will never stop saying this: Gohan is the best Saiyan hybrid. I will not take criticism.
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Trunks is also an awesome mix of both his parents. He has Vegeta's skin tone and facial features but the Briefs family colouring. Future Trunks seems to have inherited the family smarts given he was able to read 17's design plans in Dr. Gero's lab. And Kid Trunks has Vegeta's cockiness in spades and teenage Bulma's too-cool-for-school attitude. Too bad my boy Future Trunks did not get a tail :(
But their siblings are just boring carbon copies of one parent.
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Goten is a mini-Goku. He has Goku's simple nature, his naivete, and his innocence. He looks almost exactly like Kid Goku. I don't mind that but I see no traces of Chi Chi in him. Given that Chi Chi was the only parent he knew, I would expect at least something from her to rub off on him. I am struggling to see any resemblance with Kid Chi Chi but my mind is drawing a blank. I wish his character could have been explored more in GT besides being a guy who likes dating. Maybe explore his daddy issues or something.
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And Bulla/Bra is honestly a waste of space character like Marron. She is a mini-Bulma with none of the charm and genius to go with her. She's a spoilt daddy's princess who loves shopping and that's it. She looks to have Vegeta's jawline(???) but I don't see anything of Vegeta in her. She could be Yamcha's daughter for how little of a Saiyan hybrid she is. I hate all the DB next-gen girls!!! Especially Bulla! At least Marron has the excuse of being the fully human daughter of a guy who lost battle relevance by the Cell saga. And Pan left her safety bubble to be useful against threats and she had a great fighter spirit. Why the hell is Bulla even here in the story!
It's like Toriyama could not be bothered to make the second-born kids their own character and give them interesting designs and personalities like their siblings. Goten deserved better writing. Bulla can die for all I care.
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volfoss · 6 months ago
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Actually sorry I need to bitch and moan about this. I've been reading the san.dman (do not ever do this to yourself it's a hell unimaginable by anyone) and like... I really think it's interesting how much ga/iman is praised as super progressive on Tumblr for THIS specifically when it has so so much bad in it. About 10 issues in I started a game with how many women were in the issue who survived/were raped/nearly raped and it was insane how little women did not fit into these categories. One black woman lived and the rest were all burned alive. And he then later gave an excuse that it was bc of how Dream imprisoned Nada (16 year old African queen who fell in love with him. Its a very big mess and really sucks) in Hell so of course it influenced the entire world and so every black woman but ONE (who was introduced in the second to last issue) died and died violently. Not even to get into how it plays into the really violent misogyny that he had during the short story he wrote around the end of San.dman (when he was in his mid 30s) that was literally just one graphic rape scene to a minor after another (his snow white retelling is pretty infamous bc of how bad it is just by the summary but let me tell you that it is FAR worse to read). Like there's so so much that I think people do not discuss with his writing and it honestly just is very baffling that people hype him up given well. Everything that happens in San.dman. like the endless alone has a lot of... Well let's say interesting issues. Every single woman dream comes across wants to fuck him (to the point that at his funeral, it's 90% the women he was with/wanted to be with him and then a little from his siblings????), despairs entire character is literally just that she's depressed and coincidentally the most prominent fat character (and also naked all the time. Which they did seem to fix in the show but it's baffling how it's like her, one serial killer who nearly raped a woman before dream stops him, a guy that dies and I guess Abel if you squint for the fat rep) and then desire oh my god. I wish desire was written well instead of here's our nonbinary/gender fluid/genderless rep (cool in theory!!!) and then the fact that it (in the original series, she uses he she and it pronouns) raped a woman is dropped on your head and he is not at all regretful about it and ends up like.. taunting the victims granddaughter??? And delirium my god if there was ever a representation for born sexy yesterday and also being weird as fuck about mental illness it would be her. She's barely clothed most of the time, referred to as very very young most of the time and her mental illness (vague) is just kind of used as a joke a lot of the time? Like it's a funny joke that she doesn't remember stuff or that she's overstimulated or that she's using the wrong words or talking like a child. It's really weird because all of these characters have potential but they aren't really ever treated that way. Me when I get him for every single woman treated horribly!!!!!
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reikiajakoiranruohoja · 4 months ago
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One of the reasons I love going to the Forgotten Realms wiki is how you can see how badly some evil species or gods are justified as evil. Last night I found this little gem; Grolantor, the god of Hill Giants. The page goes as you'd expect, an idiotic brutal god who uses violence to solve his problems (but is also cowardly, because can't have courage in an evil god, right?) But then we come to his background; (Emphasis mine.)
He was the least of Annam's sons (at the very least those tied to a true giant breed),[17] yet not the youngest. He was part of a third generation of offspring known by other giants as "the runts", with his younger brother being the fomorian deity Karontor.[20][18] Grolantor was generally scorned by all his family members, siblings and parents alike,[17] and had been specifically disowned by his brothers for his stupidity and relative weakness.[20] He insisted on being treated as their equal despite their obvious superiority, and had gotten into many fights with them on account of his pride, most of which he lost. Stories regarding Grolantor invariably ended with him getting another scar on his back when he pushed a family member too far and had to escape their wrath.[17]
So this kid, already declared runt, tried his best to be treated as an equal despite everyone laughing at his weakness. And the text basically implies that he should have just admitted he was weaker, rather than try to prove himself. I am not saying Grolantor is a poor woobie, rather I am pointing out that Grolantor is yet another bad guy who is born weaker and 'lesser' and is then punished by the characters AND the narrative for trying to change that. Something that would have been called brave for a heroic character is deemed not knowing one's place for an evil one. Another case where a character is punished by the narrative for being bad, is Karsus. Now Karsus very much did bad things and deserved to be slain, but then we get this 'nice' description of him;
The mound that comprised Karsus' head, which held the features of the former-god's visage including his prominent nose and weak chin, gave way to a depressed chest and rounded belly that formed the butte's highest point.
Oh yeah, he was also ugly. It isn't helped that this location is called Karsus' Butte. Once more, my issue here isn't that Karsus was bad. It is that Karsus was bad, therefore he was ugly. I highly recommend people to look at how an evil character is objectively described. Not how a character sees them, but how the narrative as a whole does. It often will surprise you how often looks/ableness are tied to goodness. Even in modern works. (Also, nice antisemitism there as well.)
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jackfrombaskinrobbins · 2 years ago
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clint barton as your older brother headcanons :)
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type of writing: headcanons / scenario
word count: 685
request: yes / no
original request: "Hi! I love your teen avenger series so far, it's amazing! Do you think you could do headcanons for being Clint Barton's younger sibling? Thanks ❤"
dynamic: clint barton x younger sibling!reader
characters: clint barton, a little barney barton as well, maybe some kate bishop, lucky the pizza dog ofc
a/n: THIS TOOK ME SO LONG IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY IM SORRY :( but tysm for it!! gotta love clint barton :D also, requests are open, so send an ask any time!
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having clint barton as a big brother really prepared you for anything
and when i say anything i mean anything
he once snuck up on you while you were at the grocery store
IT WAS SO MEAN OMG
like he literally hid behind one of those displays of chips
and then jumped out when you passed him
he was fr laughing so hard
then this old lady told him that he was rude so he got what he deserved
when it was just clint and barney, barney made clint learn sign language so that he would communicate with him
and so when you were born, barney was determined to have you learn it too
little did he know, clint had discovered bad words.
one thing led to another, and let’s just say the sign language clint taught you didn’t exactly mean what he told you it meant
barney was so mad omg but it was so funny
i feel like clint likes to invite you and barney over for dinner
not that barney comes bc that man is out doing who knows what
but he always gets pizza
like every single time he gets pizza
and he buys way too much
you once asked if he could get something else
and then once you got to his place, there was pizza on the table
smh
an important part of your relationship is that whenever you’re around, lucky ignores clint and only listens to you
and he gets super annoyed
like he’ll try EVERYTHING to get his dog back
but it doesn’t work :) 
you also have a really good relationship with kate
the two of you meet for coffee every once in a while just to gossip about clint
because let’s face it, the only person who has more blackmail on that guy is barney
i think clint would be a pretty protective older brother
he definitely calls just to check in on you
except sometimes he’ll call and do voices
i feel like clint would do a lot of voices
like celebrity impressions or accents
and so you’ll answer the phone and he’ll be trying to sound like bruce springsteen or something
and it’s always a really bad impression too
but he’ll try to have you guess and then he’ll tell you what it was after
and you always go “oh ok. i definitely heard that. yep.”
and then he just hangs up.
but he always calls back don’t worry :) 
clint also frequents antique shops.
but he doesn’t buy stuff for himself because he knows he’ll break it
so he swings by your place a lot with the most random stuff
sometimes it’s cool
like one time he gave you this lamp that looked like a taxi sign
but then once he gave you one of those really creepy baby dolls
from like the forties or something
and he just dropped it off by your door and ran away
and then he sent you a text like “check the front door…”
IT SCARED YOU SO BAD
you called him to yell at him but he wasn’t listening because he was laughing so hard 
you have a lot of eating competitions
barney used to take the two of you out to eat when you were younger, and you would both get four ice cream sundaes
and barney would just roll his eyes because he knew what was coming
you’d try to eat them as fast as possible
it usually ended with someone getting sick or with ice cream all over their clothes
and barney would just be sitting there, eyes closed, wishing he didn’t have such weird younger siblings
but don’t worry, he secretly loved the two of you :)
i like to think you knit and crochet stuff for clint a lot
and at the time he won’t look that excited but then he’ll wear it every chance he gets
you made him this purple hat thing and he literally won’t take it off
but he has to find something wrong with it, so he says it’s not warm enough
but you know that’s a lie!!
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life-winners-liveblog · 7 months ago
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Alright, so, some context is needed. This is a very high level campaign, I'm talking 15+ level characters here. Now, for those unaware, the feywild in the forgotten realms (the main setting for DND 5e) is essentially fairytail land. It is an entire plane of existence of whimsy, magic and pure chaos. This little campaign is about a group of adventurers trying to stop an evil organization from essentially replacing several gods and taking over the multiverse. Now, in the feywild there is this war going on between the seelie and the unseelie which are essentially the more evil fey versus the not as evil fey, but the thing is, the fey in dnd kind of have their own rules so you can't really apply logic and morality to them, but one of them is way more likely to kill you if they find you.
With that out of the way, my character. He is a Fighter/Druid High Elf called Mark. Mark is, in this campaign, the son of Titania, leader of the Seelie court and queen of the Summer Fey and one of the most powerful archfey (the beings that rule over the feywild, they are like gods, but not quite as powerful). Mark was born sick, however, with most believing that he wouldn't even survive his first year, so his mother, Titania, made a deal with a god like being known as the Cat Lord (yes, that's his name,) who essentially made Mark cat like, granting him nine lives so, even if he did end up dying, he would just come back immediately, which is what happened.
Mark grew up alongside his mother and his siblings in the seelie court until the day the unseelie fey attacked and kidnapped Mark while he was just a child, wishing to use his power granted to him by the Cat Lord and the power he inherited from his mother to become one of their soldiers. They forced him to go through an intense training which he despised since even as a child he simply could not agree with their ways, leading to him getting hurt a lot, either as punishment or because he refused to fight.
Somehow he managed to survive until meeting another Archfey working for the Unseelie court whomst he ended up falling in love with. This Archfey, Dawn, could not bear to watch the torture their partner went through, so they betrayed the Unseelie Court and escaped with Mark, returning to the land they ruled over alongside the catboy.
Mark wasn't just satisfied with living comfortably while people suffered because of this war, so he took upon himself to take a new persona that would help those that needed most, the victims that had nowhere else to run or no one to turn to, and so Star Warrior was born, the greatest hero of the feywild, using his magic and training to assist those in need wherever they went to.
Now Mark, or should I say, Star Warrior, had a pretty good run, helped a lot of people in his years and made a lot of people cringe over his catchphrases and tight clothes that left very little to the imagination (particularly Dawn who did not approve of his superhero persona), but times catches up with everyone eventually, and soon the Star Warrior found himself in his last life. Not wanting to abandon his life as a superhero and just scared of death overall, he desperately began looking for a way to increase his life span.
In his desperation, he ended up falling for a trick by Dawn's sibling, Dusk, who was still a member of the Unseelie court. Dusk pretended to be Dawn and told Mark that they had found a way to make him immortal if they just gave them his soul. Mark did so, only to then realize just who exactly he had made a deal with.
Scared that Dusk would use his soul to hurt his partner, their kids or any innocents, Mark ran away from home to the material plane to find Dusk and get his soul back while also continuing his good deeds as the Star Warrior in the material plan. That's when the campaign starts.
He is just a silly little guy.
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Scar: Oh oh oh oh! That's so cool! Cat fae!
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hchollym · 2 years ago
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my belief that percy didn't genuinely like umbridge is moreso based on my characterisation of percy, and I was wondering if you (our resident text analysis pro) had anything on the textual side? or any thoughts? for me, anything 'positive' per see that percy says about umbridge is said in the context of professionalism - even his letter to ron, which he may have been aware could have been read by umbridge (considering we know umbridge read harry's letters later on, her screening his best friend's letters isn't a stretch). I don't see someone like percy gelling with someone like umbridge - percy likes rules and respects authority. he isn't cruel. umbridge is, fundamentally. feel free to disagree though!
I'm so sorry that it took so long for me to respond! 😭 But thank you for the title of resident text analysis pro! That's very sweet. 🥰
There's nothing in canon to really tell us what Percy thought vs. what he said, so it's all based on headcanons.
I personally think that as soon as Percy realized that Umbridge was cruel, then he definitely disliked her. Percy fully believes in doing the right thing and protecting the little guy, and Umbridge is literally the opposite.
However, we have keep in mind that Percy didn't know that right away. Umbridge's behavior wasn't public knowledge, and it's not like Percy's younger siblings were writing to tell him what was happening at Hogwarts. Fudge wouldn't have told him either, because he would have wanted plausible deniability; if Umbridge's cruelty comes to light in the media, then of course he didn't know what was happening.
So prior to Percy learning the truth, I do think he could have liked and respected her (or who she pretended to be, anyway).
At the beginning of Book 5, Percy & Umbridge are both present during Harry's trial for using magic outside of school. During this time, it becomes clear that Umbridge does not like Dumbledore and is insulted by his accusations against the Ministry of Magic (even if she addressed it in a polite way):
“I’m sure I must have misunderstood you, Professor Dumbledore,” she said with a simper that left her big, round eyes as cold as ever. “So silly of me. But it sounded for a teensy moment as though you were suggesting that the Ministry of Magic had ordered an attack on this boy!” She gave a silvery laugh that made the hairs on the back of Harry’s neck stand up. A few other members of the Wizengamot laughed with her. It could not have been plainer that not one of them was really amused. “If it is true that the dementors are taking orders only from the Ministry of Magic, and it is also true that two dementors attacked Harry and his cousin a week ago, then it follows logically that somebody at the Ministry might have ordered the attacks,” said Dumbledore politely.
Percy did not trust Dumbledore either (for good reason), believed in the Ministry of Magic (or at least wanted to), and would have appreciated the way she handled it so calmly instead of being brash and unprofessional.
In addition to that, Umbridge is very eloquent and talks a good game:
“The Ministry of Magic has always considered the education of young witches and wizards to be of vital importance. The rare gifts with which you were born may come to nothing if not nurtured and honed by careful instruction. The ancient skills unique to the Wizarding community must be passed down through the generations lest we lose them forever. The treasure trove of magical knowledge amassed by our ancestors must be guarded, replenished, and polished by those who have been called to the noble profession of teaching.”
“Every headmaster and headmistress of Hogwarts has brought something new to the weighty task of governing this historic school, and that is as it should be, for without progress there will be stagnation and decay. There again, progress for progress’s sake must be discouraged, for our tried and tested traditions often require no tinkering. A balance, then, between old and new, between permanence and change, between tradition and innovation . . .”
“. . . because some changes will be for the better, while others will come, in the fullness of time, to be recognized as errors of judgment. Meanwhile, some old habits will be retained, and rightly so, whereas others, outmoded and outworn, must be abandoned. Let us move forward, then, into a new era of openness, effectiveness, and accountability, intent on preserving what ought to be preserved, perfecting what needs to be perfected, and pruning wherever we find practices that ought to be prohibited.”
All of that sounds good - she wants to focus on education, revise and improve Hogwarts' curriculum (which is lacking, particularly in consistency), and fix a broken system to restore order (because she knows that Dumbledore is an incompetent Headmaster; see linked post above).
Percy would definitely be in agreement with all of those things (and understandably so).
Plus, it's clear that Umbridge is not going to let people like Harry get away with whatever they want (which Dumbledore did, along with showing blatant and ridiculous favoritism toward him). Percy absolutely despises unearned favoritism; he wants power and recognition, but he fully believes he has to work for it. To Percy, Harry getting treated like an exception to every rule is no different than when it happens with people like the Malfoys, and he would be all for getting rid of that.
We obviously know that Umbridge's methods were awful and she was pure evil, but Percy didn't know that initially; he just knew that her self-proclaimed "goals" were things that actually did need to be done. Of course, as soon as the truth came out, Percy was likely horrified that he ever said anything positive about her!
Thanks for the ask! 😊
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arl3kinka · 9 months ago
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THE BITCH; my interpretations
since there’s almost nothing known about her I decided to create some headcanons about her, mostly with her relationship with the Dude.
besides some personal opinions I take from base what is shown in games, movies and such.
pd: this is not really important but since there are a few little mention I warn that I headcanon Dude to have DID (without diagnose) and he’s the same guy in every game.
if instead of a hyphen there’s a star it’s to address DID in Dude (ALSO about that; I don’t have DID myself so all I know is from research I’ve done myself so if there’s something wrong please tell me!).
[ tw // mentions of abusive relationships, sex, use of drug and the usage of the word "maybe" a bit too much ]
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— Born and raised in Paradise.
— From the outside her family was pretty normal: father, mother and a younger sister. But on the inside it was something else.
— Her father worked a lot and was almost never at home. Since her mother didn’t had a job (or when she got one she got easily fired because of her temper) he did a lot of extra hours.
I think their parents would either fight a lot but still would never get divorced. Maybe they genuinely loved each other and that’s how they were used to speak when angry, so The Bitch really normalized the fights (never went further than screams and discussions, MAYBE some broken object).
— Whatever it was, who always won those fights was her mother (probably her father gave up to humour her so they didn't fight again), and that stuck up with her.
— The Bitch’s mother: “Never get married, it’s one of the worst mistakes you can do”.
That’s why her mother never liked the idea of her marrying Dude, either that or she saw him and went “with him???”.
— Pretty sure her mom loves her and does the best she can to raise her and really never treated her badly, but still she’s pretty much a disaster with everything else (or in general).
That's the main reason why she moved with her at the end of “Apocalypse Weekend”.
— Even before The Bitch and Dude got together, leaving Commander Hardrock pretty hurt, they already couldn’t stand each other, always fighting and annoying the other but not in a “siblings who fight but still love each other” way, like literally fighting.
— I have the feeling that her mother had a preference for her over Commander Hardrock and, assuming “Hardrock” it’s not a nickname, she’s using another surname because really, she despites both of them. Maybe I’m looking a bit too into but MAYBE because she was more tomboy-ish/butch and both The Bitch and their mom were more “feminine” found her kinda weird?
— I also think The Bitch is a bit similar to their mother, both personality and in appearance.
— Anyway, returning with The Bitch, she has narcissistic tendencies and anger issues, either learned of growing up seeing her mother treating her father like that or it's just in her blood.
— Is not really close to her father. He was there but also a bit distant because when he got home he was so tired nobody could move him from the couch.
— Has never gone to therapy and I don’t think she even bothered.
— “Therapy? Are you calling me crazy or what?”
— She didn’t go to university: studying was never really her thing so she took jobs here and there since her late teens. I don’t think she’s really clever or liked to study.
— I also don’t think she was in any category during high school. Not one of the populars but also not one with the weirdos. She just existed, with her friends and not much more.
— She really likes sweets, especially those who have some glazing and such like donuts.
— Meet the Postal Dude after a while he got out of the mental hospital and got married pretty quickly with the bad luck that they were still in their honeymoon phase.
★ P2 was the one in charge, and P1 wasn’t entirely dormant (I think after they got out of the asylum P1 was around for a while yet not really active) and P3 didn’t even existed yet.
★ Honestly both of them had mixed feelings about it. P1 felt something was a bit off but he also craved for that attention and care she showed, winning over that strange feeling. P2 is not as sensitive as P1 can be, but he had to admit he also liked that somebody liked him and damn, she wasn’t bad looking either so…
— I mean, who gets a tattoo with the name of their partner? Too many people, I know. And how many times ends up being a mistake? Pretty usually too (at least from what I’ve seen with my family/friends).
— After that phase ended they realized they pretty quickly they disliked the other and that didn't had a lot in common either.
— I think things went something like this: Dude gets out of the asylum, besides Uncle Dave and recently Champ he doesn’t has nobody else, he meets this woman who’s pretty and the only one who has shown some interest/affection to him (love bombing), he falls from her and well, the rest is history.
In case somebody imagines Dude as an aromantic person (I can see it too, but it’s not my case) I think he has confused love with validation, and the fact that now he’s now in a broken marriage also makes him resentful to her too. If she was a better person, or at least somebody who would treat him decently he wouldn’t feel so bad about it. Maybe a bit uncomfortable, but not to the point to feel like he’s in hell.
I also think that, whatever the case is, Uncle Dave motivated him to take that step thinking it would be good for him somehow (he was so wrong).
★ That’s when P1 went dormant and left P2 alone, not wanting to deal with her and the world in general.
P2, of course, if he wasn't already resentful that he did the same during the time they spend at the asylum, imagine when he disappeared completely this time. He was pretty much angry of trying to deal with his shit, but what else could he do?
After all, he also accepted marrying her too.
— Maybe she also started to date him because she was bored too, or because was the only person who tolerated her (I headcanon Dude as a pretty passive person, not to the point of being a people pleaser, maybe P1 could be but not P2, but still rather shut up and take the shit than fight back, specially at the beginning... sounds familiar?).
— Both really wanted to make it work, really, but with somebody who doesn’t knows her habits are toxic to a relationship (or she’s conscious and doesn’t cares, which makes it worse) and the other one who instead of dumping her stays there since he doesn’t knows any better and isn’t really experienced in relationships (at least from what I think) I don’t really think anything good can come out from there.
— Thinks could also have been something like:
Dude: “I’m mentally ill, literally got out from an asylum”
The Bitch: “It’s okay”
Dude: *show signs of being mentally ill*
The Bitch: “Uh stop? Can you not??”
Aaand that’s another point that I MAYBE, just MAYBE, could have affected in having a more sane relationship. I don’t know about y’all but if I couldn’t express how I feel or what’s bothering me relating to my mental health I would feel pretty bad about it. But hey, just maybe.
— After the wedding and since they live in a trailer maybe they traveled a bit, looking for differect jobs and such (also avoiding paying taxes too) and after some time they move again to Paradise because Dude got a job at RWS.
— They both do drugs together, one of the few moments I think they would be cool with the presence of the other.
— (tw: sex and cheating mentione) Just like in the movie I think that at the end of their relationship she cheated on him, just like in the film. That’s why he catches gonorrhea. And you may ask “and what if he was the one cheating on her?” that's a possibility too, yeah, but gonorrhea symptoms usually appear between the second or seventh day the person has been infected, and in the game we control Dude for the whole week while she stays on the trailer (and locks him out too). Also in the film she’s the one cheating on her.
— [ I’m really sorry if it sounds like I’m trying to defend the Postal Dude TuT it’s really not my intention ]
— Okay here’s another thing that might change the perspective: maybe before they got married he promised her he would change, implying he would take his medicines, the trailer thing was temporary, etc. Maybe he promised her they would have a happy ending, living in a real house, he would get a stable job, etc. But then she sees he’s not doing anything he promised to her. Months pass and he can keep up a job for more than a month or two. He wastes his money on drugs instead of his medicine. She would get tired, and it’s completely normal, that’s when The Bitch became more distant with him, resentful even. She sees herself stuck in a loveless marriage with a guy who’s a disaster and doesn’t love her, that he’s just with her because… sex? Some company? I dunno. There’s when she started to get more aggressive towards him, making Dude do everything since he didn’t do shit on a daily basis.
That’s a possibility too, but since we don’t know a lot of stuff and what we see in her being a bitch (ba-dum tiss) with him in almost every media it can be for both reasons: she was a pain in the ass from the beginning or maybe he’s always been the problem. They both are, that’s for sure, but maybe one of them is more to blame than the other.
But seeing how everybody is tired of her bullshit (her own sister, Dude and Madcow Mike J) and if you play pacifist Dude is literally just a regular guy in a town of crazy people maybe she fucked up a bit more in terms or relationship.
— Even if I think she’s not really a good person Dude is not a saint either (regardless of which Dude are we talking about and/or they way we’re controlling them), actually far from that, but it’s seen that he actually tries during their marriage (maybe because he doesn’t wants to fight with her, maybe because he still feels something for her -which I doubt considering how he reacts to her dumping him in “Paradise Lost”-, I dunno). In the second game he does all those errands for her and even runs away in “Paradise Lost” instead of, I dunno, kill her in the first instance? And the fact that he tried to kill himself instead of killing her by the end of “Postal 2”? Yeah.
— Also, the end of “Paradise Lost”? Where she technically dies? I think both are canon.
What I mean with that is, the normal ending you get is what she told Dude in pure rage, but after a moment where he leaves her behind (in a moment I’ll come back to that in a moment) she’s starting to regret how she treated him. Sure, he’s an ass in a lot of things, but hey he tried a bit at least. And then she has a breakdown.
— Then Madcow MikeJ kills her because, I mean, it wouldn’t be pretty if your new wife was crying about her ex husband. Maybe killing her wasn’t the best solution but what do you want me to say they’re Paradise citizens lol.
— That’s why in “Postal 4: No Regerts” there’s a sign in Edensin that says Mike J has killed his ex wife (or that’s what the wiki says, I haven’t played the fourth game myself haha) and that’s why the Dude asks her younger sister how’s The Bitch doing.
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aaand that’s all for now, I have others for Dude but I think he’s a bit more complex than her because uh, he’s literally the protagonist and The Bitch only appears in 2 games without counting mentions.
I dunno, I tried to show how I view her a bit.
pd 2: not the first time that I write headcanons but the first time posting them, so excuse me if I don’t explain myself really well (or if there are any typos) and uh if I miss characterize any of the character.
please let me know that last part, I would hate that and I think I have a tiny tendency of doing so :’).
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dawncatscribbles · 1 year ago
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Been scrounging up a little fan-kid for spiderverse, yes he is a kid of another universe Miguel. But, decided add more spice to it, where Miguel has Gabi and his partner had two kids of their own who is Alvaro and [Redacted]. They got together where we have Salem! Working on details, but I just wanted an excuse to draw Miguel with his 2099 suit colors, but his then spouse was Spiderman and he works at Alchemax. He does try taking the reigns to help keep the order going.  It’s fuzzy on details but I like to think either he got them and Alchemax decided to be messed up and use his kids, or Gabi and Salem got nabbed to where they got their powers oooooor Gabi got bit/had the experiment on her and Salem was born with spidey powers but also had something done to get some of (2099 Miguels traits) Alvaro is akin to the vulture/a vigilante who helps the three (He goes by Solar Flare)  [Yes, I drew these guys as cats because I wanted to and it was just easier for me to get the idea down! And Note: I gave Gabi a different color cause I feel eh for her coping the suit out right and wanted to give her own color!]
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Bonus: Another member of the family who decided to take another path (Is older than Alvaro, so the eldest of the 4 siblings)
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