#istheworst

[novel-titles--first-lines]

8/4

Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus by Mary Shelley (1818)

First line: "You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have regarded with such evil forebodings."

Suggested abbreviated titles:

You Will Rejoice to Hear

No Disaster

Disaster

The Commencement of an Enterprise

Regarded with Such Evil Forebodings

Such Evil Forebodings

Evil Forebodings

4/4

+1 multiple banging titles 

+1 the whole sentence would make a good title

+2 one or more of these should have been the title 

FINAL SCORE: 8/4

#noveltitles #novelfirstlines #butseriouslytho #NoDisasterorDisasterareperfect #EvilForebodings?? #yespls #sogood #MaryShelleywinsthisround #Frankenstein(the character)isTheWorst #heisnotevenadoctor #hedroppedoutofschool #theCreaturedeservedabetterDad #andalsoaname #writtentoMargaret #weareallMargaret

[skyysgettingunfat]

If y'all could send positive vibes, pray, light a candle, etc for my family right now I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you. I love you. #2020 #IsTheWorst #EffCancer #FuckCancer #BreastCancerAwareness #prostatecancer #awareness (at Cave Spring, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGIb8S6FXDE/?igshid=hrn4lisup4t4

[mrsmiawalllace]

If your Uber driver pretends he didn’t just witness you being vain and shamefully basic by taking a selfie in the backseat of his car AND helps you pick the filter, give the man five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ hell, I’ll even tip ya -in cash 🤑💅🏼

[mabgravesart]

I got the wall case for the Bone Room in my Hall of Biodiversity for my #mabsminiaturemuseum finished. I’m going to make a triptych painting for the three three lower panels on the cabinet - eventually! Stealing tiny moments for this passion project between my big actual work projects is SO hard! Every fiber of me just wants to dive in! 😭 #timebudgeting #istheworst #mabgraves #miniaturemuseum #dollhouseminiatures #tinythings #naturalhistory #bones #owlpellets

[houseofpinkboombox]

Boobies! #burlesque #lifestylesofthedrunkandshameless #sdburlesque #sandiegoburlesque #hailsatan #familyjewels #sdfamilyjewels #boobietrap #litlillyinfulleffect #lillyholiday #istheworst

[liseralways]

I am not being hyperbolic

Do you understand how many apartments I've missed out on because of my gender???? cus I'm just awed that people still think the feminist fight is over.

[carmiecucueco]

Totally unrelated but connected in some way. My life in a nutshell. 👽 . . . #wip #workinprogress #conceptualizing #newstuff #sfop2018 #fallopenstudios #sketch #artonpaper #graphite #mechanicalpencil #drgrip #drawing #badbitch #angstyshit #istheworst #butbringsforthawesomeshit #illustration #martianpoop #ilovesoda #sfart #sfartist #artspan #artph #arnis #filipinomartialart #carmelacucueco (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVa3rgDUH1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mj2c136lhsj4

[666per100]

The more you'll grow the less you'll know #deconstruction #explosion #puke #galactic #shit #family #istheworst #idk #theweight #oftruth #soon #cinema #collage #soleil #planets #look

[imnotbinky]

That is the exa t curve of my thumbnail. The handle on a tote came off and I punched myself in the face pretty hard. #packing #istheworst #facepunch #binkysadventures

[kristanhayley]

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I got a new form of birth control, and I swear, it’s giving me Afternoon Anxiety (I’m deeming it a thing). I wake up feeling great and productive and happy, but at 1:30 every day I start this downhill slide into anxious despair until I get off work and distract myself. Until then, I’m unfocused and clingy. I suck at my work, and I have an unrelenting desire to have my boyfriend (who I see everyday) text and coddle me. Which makes me so annoyed at myself.

I really hate it, because I just want to keep vibein’ and smilin’, you know? And I know it’s this stupid implant because this wasn’t a thing until I got this.

[dalybeauty]

Oh boy 😬 #istheworst #checkyourphone

[fiberistanora]

I'll be the first to admit I'm a little over the line towards hoarder. (Doesn't *everyone* feel a bit hoardery when they're moving??) But finding a note written by a friend over 10 years ago makes my refusal to throw anything away feel totally worth it. #moving #istheworst #packing #moralsupport #dontthrowanythingaway

[ttpexclusive-blog]

I fucking hate Christmas. _ _ #christmas #istheworst #ttpexclusive #ttp #dubstep #philadelphia #phillydubstep #santa #trap #hybrid #buygore #firepowerrecords #datsik #beargrillz #skrillex #owsla #bassdrop #raggabomb #protohype

[lallerouleretour]

Ugh

Ohio is too damn small.  Like if I see any random person on the street, there is like 80% chance that I met them at some point and at least 5% chance that I fucked them.  This becomes increasingly cringe-worthy when I see people that dated/slept with on these stupid dating websites. I have seen no less than 6 ex’s. I have seen far more people on there that I just knew, but the ones I slept with are so unsettling. Like they give me a strong urge to just up and delete my profile.  Also, there’s a candle in my house that I cuddle while I’m chilling on the couch, because it smells just that damn good. Looked at the scent today....its pumpkin spice. Guess we can add me to the list of basic white bitches officially. Pity. 

[blueeyes93-blog]

Nothing I hate more than a game of Candy Land....🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭 #candyland #istheworst #ihatethisgame #imlosingsobad #howamilosingtoasixyearold

[istartedtodance-blog]

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