#uberawkward

[mrsmiawalllace]

If your Uber driver pretends he didn’t just witness you being vain and shamefully basic by taking a selfie in the backseat of his car AND helps you pick the filter, give the man five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ hell, I’ll even tip ya -in cash 🤑💅🏼

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uberawkward replied to your post:uberawkward replied to your post “uberawkward...

omg i did french in middle and high school…i dont remember any of it either HAHAHA GG

listen idk what to say to help u now son

[cyborgnebulaarchive]

lonicagaymund replied to your post: my project group partners aren’t under...

Tell them to skype u :3

uberawkward replied to your post: my project group partners aren’t under...

skypuu? :(

Ye I mean I want to contribute even if I can't physically be there to help

[noir-twilight]

Chicago early skies before getting back to Michigan #tired #uberawkward #tooearly

[natnatattacks]

morningdandylions said: Okay so I understand where you’re coming from because I hate it when people above me complain about how bad their grades are, but grades don’t equal adequacy. I think being valedictorian would create even more pressure to be absolutely perfect.

uberawkward said: He might feel inadequate compared to his expectations of himself, but that doesn’t mean you’re inadequate because you (probably) aren’t held up to the same expectations that he is :( there’s a lot of pressure when you’re near the top.

except, he put it in the context of grades. "I have a 92 in Latin. It is soul crushing. I do not understand physics, it crushes my soul. Calculus. Chemistry. APUSH."

Basically, he can feel inadequate all he wants, but there is ZERO reason for him to tell ME about it.

[fivethirty-am]

uberawkward replied to your post: You should go volunteer somewhere, it helps with learning how to befriend total strangers (personally, I find it easier to be friendly to people I probably won’t see again because the relationship is just a one time “hey, I’m _ who’re you?” thing)

So like, a best friend? :O

not even that. the word friend is quite diluted.

also please pay attention in class. 

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uberawkward replied to your post “uberawkward replied to your post:have you seen Lay trying to learn...”

but i don't speak cantonese anymore...i've lost it all already LOL :'(

JON I WAS COUNTING ON YOU

it’s okay though if it helps i lost all my high school french. all three years of it

[cyborgnebulaarchive]

You crazy chilluns

igloosforojos replied to your post: The More You Know

let’s be crazy jealous together.

Yes can this please happen? /handcuffs you to self :|

 iron-jawed-angel replied to your post: The More You Know

watermelon and waterlovin’ bb. ghjkfdls i love you so much omg <3333 and shhh you are always welcome to ramble mmk? mmk. glad that has been established.

I CAN STILL FEEL LIKE A WHINY KID THO. AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME LOLOL

 uberawkward replied to your post: The More You Know

Lol watermelons? :O

Jon, pls xD

 future-physicist replied to your post: The More You Know

watermelons :b

FKJSDFJD WHY

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uberawkward replied to your post:have you seen Lay trying to learn cantonese while...

omg LOL hahaha this is great :P his cantonese seems ok when he’s talking in shows though. it’s a little rough but it’s not bad haha

he probably practiced really hard or something. he’s a good language learner. 

after i pick cantonese back up i’m gonna hit you up for practice though

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uberawkward replied to your post “omg did you watch exo's latest live performance (6/18)...xiumi n is...”

omg did x iumin just try to make a heart shape during his verse...LOL

oh he tried to be extra alright. LOL he was really embracing the embarrassing dad aesthetics

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uberawkward replied to your post “did you see the videos of exo performing love me right at exoluxion in...”

he's fiddling with his earpiece during like half the song and eventually just gives up cuz it comes off LOL gg

he knew fully well that it wasn’t gonna last but he tried. he tried LOL