#istg if someone calls me transphobic for this you all are gonna have to do bingos with anon OFF /srs
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I'll admit, after what the Genny anons said to Unskilled I am! Very hesitant to answer this. Be nice and I'll keep doing this /srs
She's cool! And it's fun to interact with her via Games! But she's not really my kind of character. I can see why people like her, but she's not for me, just like Unskilled said.
#not a mini-game#ooc speaking#istg if someone calls me transphobic for this you all are gonna have to do bingos with anon OFF /srs#i WILL turn off anon for at LEAST 2 weeks if you all decide to harass me for my opinion /srs#dont ruin it for everyone because you don't like my opinion
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part 2 of bsd characters except it's conversations/things me and my friends have said
Chuuya: piss on the principal and say "transphobe" and leave
Fyodor: I heard piss
Dazai: oh. my. god.
Dazai: THIS SERVER ISTG
Fyodor: HELP HAGAHAHHEJSS
Chuuya: HELEPPAFGKOHJ
Dazai: HOW ARE WE ALL OBSESSED WITH PISS
Dazai: FUCK IT. WAR CRIMINALS HAS A PISS KINK.
Fyodor: We are obsessed with piss or making fun kf it
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Dazai: Make it a soliloquy for when its a rainy day and i want to feel like a badass widower, and then you can cum
Chuuya: hey what the fuck?? its two am
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Margaret: my humor is dry but my pussy is wet
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Chuuya: At least I haven’t been called twink here, my old friend used to call me that constantly. Not a bad thing but
Higuchi: isnt a twink something for gay men
Akutagawa: Twink is a weak ass bottom
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Ranpo: fan behavior
Yosano: growls
Kunikida: not the fan behavior-
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Dazai: KUNIKIDA WHY WOULD YOU FUCK ME OVER LIKE THIS
Chuuya: heh bottom
Dazai: we both know perfectly well it's not like that.
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Atsushi: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A TWINK
Akutagawa: are you deaf aside from a coward?
Atsushi: NO PLEAH DID YOU ACTUALLY CALL ME A TWINK
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Hawthorne: i have to shit so fucking badly but i’m in church
Mark: shit on the pastor
Margaret: IM CRYONG HELPS
Lucy: burn the church.
Steinbeck: arson😩😩😩
Hawthorne: i think i might literally shit my pants
Lucy: burn the church
Steinbeck: burn the church
Hawthorne: it’s like squeezing out my ass hole
Mark: poo on the pastor
Poe: run to the bathroom in all seriousness
Margaret: IM CRYONGE
Hawthorne: i cant their praying rn
Hawthorne: so i can’t really run
Mark: waddle
Margaret: tears will start running out of my eye sockets if you shit yer pants
Lucy: say “UwU pastor sama i have to take a poopoo, please let me go shitty witty in the toilet, I’ll pray to sky daddy tonight nya”
Poe: NO
Mark: NYA?????
Steinbeck: IDEK WHAT TO SAY
Louisa: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Margaret: thats it here comes the tears
Poe: MARGARET'S ACTUALLY CRYING HELP
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Gin: HC my wifi has a praise kink
Gin: “Such good wifi” Works better
Akutagawa: i have a praise kink
Gin: wha
Akutagawa: i also have a degradation kink
Gin: same
Akutagawa: idk how that works but
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Margaret: I’m gonna ride Jesus like the wind
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Dazai probably: it's cunnilingus but for buttholes
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Kunikida to the ADA talking about someone (for the scenario let's say it's Fyodor):holy shit he is the single most annoying person ever AND IVE MET YOU GUYS
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Kyouka: fuck you and your privileged shoes!
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Kenji: the square is the sandwich.
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Dazai, texting Kunikida: my ass is made out of armadillos.
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Kunikida: no i'm not gonna write a box of condoms.
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Q: you made my teeth wiggle! bitch!
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Yosano: silence twinkymalinky
Ranpo: WHAT'S WITH THE TWINK RELATED INSULTS
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Dazai: What are you doing step bro
Chuuya: help me get out of this fucking washing machine dazai or so god help me i'm telling mom what a slut you are
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Chuuya: bitch person
Q: bitch person
Chuuya: yes i can't call you bitchboy you're nonbinary
Q: PLS
Dazai: bitch enby?
Chuuya: no, bitch person
Mori: Bitch human
Kouyou: that would be assuming Q is human
Q: im not sure at this point
Dazai: Bitch god
Chuuya: bitch being
Mori: yeah
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Atsushi: I hate it here.
Akutagawa: good.
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Nikolai, as a joke: list of Fyodor's kinks - tear kink - piss kink - scat kink - mold kink - dirty water kink - electricity kink - mommy kink - cockroach toilet flushing kink - marking kink - horse kink - hussie kink
Sigma: jesus christ
Sigma: COCKROACH TOILET FLUSHING KINK?????????
Dazai: sounds about right
Sigma: IDEK WHAT THAT IS
Fyodor: IHY
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Chuuya: i'd step on someone if they steal from me
Elise: no spray febreeze in their eyes
Gin: no you gotta K.O them
Higuchi: i dont like confrontation but i dont mind having to use violence
Hirotsu: im pretty sure the devil is scared of you
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Ranpo: genuinely think that the one lyric in the song up by cardi b is "i said my face bomb ass tight rack stuck and shat light" bc i haven't looked up the actual lyrics and at this point i don't think that looking them up will stop me from continuing to sing these lyrics.
Yosano: you.
Yosano: ok
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Lucy: ok 2013 humor i didnt ask for your input
Atsushi: what else am i supposed to say?? good for you?? break a leg?? don't die?? what the fuck
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Ranpo: we ate ,,, lamp
Ranpo: *lamb
Poe: l
Poe: lanp
Ranpo: ??
Poe: lap
Ranpo: lamnpl
Ranpo: we ate goat
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Tetchou: psst
Jouno: Oh no
Tetchou: gay
Jouno: What about it
Tetchou: nothing just gay
Jouno: Stares
Jouno: Same
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Tachihara: i have never had boba
Tachihara: it looks funky
Gin: It tastes amazing
Tachihara: do you like swallow the balls or bite them
Gin: Either way
Tachihara: shit that sounds weird out of context
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Yosano: it's wonky! it is- it's fucking wonky! none of this is straight and i can relate to that!
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Louisa: my only experience with boba was when i once went into a boba shop and ordered,,, coffee
Poe: You
Poe: What
Louisa: yeah,,,
Poe: WHY COFFEE
Louisa: ok so kind of a long story
Louisa: i was in a coffee shop before but i accidentally ordered a drink that wasn't coffee but i wasn't gonna ask my friends to go back to the coffee place to get coffee and they wanted to go get boba so i saw there that they also had coffee and i was like "Oh i'm gonna get that"
Louisa: it tasted like black tea with milk
Louisa: not coffee
Louisa: so it was an absolute scam
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