#ishimondoleon

[isthemedia]

Also I ah....started on Failures!AU again. 

Chapter 4 up.

Thanks to anyone who was waiting on this to update. 

[chasml]

May you do KiyotakaxMondoxLeon for the free time day? (July 20th?)

( @danganrarepairweek​ I didn’t realise ‘Free Time’ meant I could do whatever Iwanted, so I wrote a thing about them having some free time instead. 2300 words.) 

Leon woke up with a pair ofheavy muscular arms wrapped tightly around him… heavier and more muscular thanthe ones that had been holding him last night. Guess that meant Taka haddecided to wriggle himself out of Mondo’s grip and get up for the day, leavingLeon to be Mondo’s little spoon for the morning. That was probably why he’dwoken up, even though none of them had had to set an alarm this morning.

Typical Taka… The three ofthem finally had a day where all three ofthem had the day off together, the very firsttime that had happened since they all hooked up, and he couldn’t even bring himself to relax long enough to lie inwith the pair of them for an hour or so!

Still, Leon probablyshouldn’t complain about that kind of thing. It was just how Taka was, and itwas the same reason the guy had spent the last week working himself to the boneto make sure all the chores in the apartment were finished by last night, sothe three of them could make the most of today. The three of them could spendthe whole day relaxing at home together, and Leon resolved to start that rightnow, by snuggling up deeper into Mondo’s arms and letting himself drift backoff to sleep while surrounded by the scent of Mondo’s body spray and hairproducts and bacon…

…Wait. Bacon!?

Leon sniffed again, waking upproperly this time. There was definitely thesmell of bacon coming from downstairs, which meant Taka must have decided tomake himself a cooked breakfast, which meant he wouldn’t force Leon to listento a lecture about his eating habits if hewent downstairs and also hadbacon for breakfast, this morning…

And now he’d thought of that, he was hungry. So much for goingback to sleep! Now he just needed to wriggle his way out of Mondo’s arms aswell…

“Nghh…” Mondo groaned as Leontried to escape, “’ve not gotta go anywhere… back to sleep, Taka…”

“Too late, dude. Taka’s outalready.” Leon told him, as he finally broke free, “He’s cooking breakfast.”

“…Pancakes?” Mondo suddenlywoke up enough to ask.

“Dunno. Maybe if you get upand ask for ‘em?” Leon shrugged, “All I know is I can smell bacon, so I’m gonnago and have bacon.”

“Urgh… Alright, guess we’regetting up, then.” Mondo rolled over and pushed himself up off the bed, whileLeon started choosing what to wear for the day. “We can relax downstairs justas easily as up here, right?”

“Yep! Just so long as wedon’t have to leave the apartment!” Leon agreed, picking out a nice-feeling,plain T-shirt that even Taka would be alright with snuggling up to.

“No kidding…” Mondo yawned,finally getting out of the bed himself.

Of course, it was one thing forthem to get out of bed and pick their clothes, and quite another for them toactually sort their hair out and be ready to go downstairs. By the time Leon had got ready, kissed Mondo and left him sorting his pomp out, Taka had not onlyfinished cooking his breakfast, butalso eating it as well, and was inthe kitchen rinsing off his plate.

“Ah, Leon! You’re awake! Good morning!” One good thing about dating Takawas that you always had someone brightening the day with a smile, first thingin the mornings. “How does bacon for breakfast sound!?”

“Sounds great to me!” Leongrinned. Taka really was in a good mood, if he was offering to cook the bacon as well, “Mondo’s kindahoping for pancakes, though…”

“I figured as much, so I madesome extra batter for him!” Good old Taka, always thinking ahead… “Is he almostready?”

“Yeah, he’s just sorting hispomp out now…”

“Wonderful! Take a seat, andI’ll cook both your breakfasts up!” Taka smiled and wandered back into thekitchen.

“Thanks, Taka!” Leon took aseat at the table, opposite Taka’s laptop and notebook. “Mondo and I’ll make itup to you later!”

Taka just let out a happy humas he carried on cooking, and soon he returned with a plate of hot crispy bacon, which he put down in front of Leon, before coughing nervously and stiffly leaning in to give him a quick kiss on the cheek.

“Dude, you just cooked me breakfast...” Leon sighed, “That’s worth a kiss on the lips at least!!”

“Oh? It is!?” Taka looked embarrassed, as if that was an actual rule he ought to have known, and not just something Leon had pulled out of his ass to get Taka to give him a proper good morning kiss. “Alright then!”

Taka lent down towards him, hesitating a little just before his lips made contact, and gave him a quick peck on the lips this time, before turning and heading into the kitchen with a slight blush on his cheeks.

Jeez... Even now, it still took the guy a while to ease into kissing and stuff. Especially if they left him to start the things himself! But, they’d all have plenty of time to give him all the ‘practise’ he needed to feel more confident about it, today...

A while later Taka returned with the stack of pancakes and looked around in disappointed that Mondo wasn’t around for him to try his ‘breakfast with a kiss’ routine on, before he put them on the table. Then he sat down and started peeringat his laptop again, occasionally writing stuff down with a happy expressionwhile Leon started eating the bacon.

But what the hell was hedoing!? Whatever it was, he seemed to be getting really excited about it… “So,whatcha working on there…?” Leon asked, making sure he’d swallowed his last mouthful of bacon before speaking.

“Oh, I thought I’d look upsome ideas for things for the three of us to do!” Taka announced, “To make themost of the day!”

‘Make the most of the day’…!? Aww, no! Taka’s idea of ‘making the most ofthe day’ was, like… going out somewhere‘fun’! Like a festival or themeparkif they were lucky… or a museum or art gallery if they weren’t…

“Dude, no, not today!” Leongroaned.

“Wh…what do you mean, not today…?” Taka asked, with apained expression on his face. “Today’s the only chance we have! At least, for the time being…”

Aww, man… Leon knew he’d been looking forward to this day as much asMondo and he had, but they’d bothassumed it was for the same reason as them,for a chance to spend time together at home, not because he wanted to goout on some dumb family-type field trip.

“I get that, but Mondo and Ithought it’d be nice to spend a day at home doing nothing, since we’ve all been working so hard, you know?” Leontried to explain, “I mean, aren’t you tired, to? You’ve been working your assoff this week!”

“That’s true, but I’m not sotired that I’d want to spend the entireday, doing nothing!” Hoo, boy!Looked like Taka wasn’t budging on this one… and Leon wasn’t about to either…

“Well, I guess it’s Mondo’sdecision then.” Leon told him, which he guessed was a little mean, given heknew Mondo had already agreed with him, but Taka would probably get over itonce he was reminded that he’d get to pick what they did next time…

“What’s my decision?” Mondo’s voice drifted downthe hallway, like Leon had summoned him. “You guys are arguing today!?”

“Sorry dude…” Leon started,as Mondo pulled up a chair and started scoffing one of his pancakes. “ButTaka’s been on the internet, making plansfor today.”

Mondo flinched at the newsand forced the mouthful of pancake down his throat with a guilty expression,while Taka started to argue his own case…

“Well, of course I have! We have no idea how soonwe could have another day like today!”

“Well… yeah, I know…” Mondo started, in the same apologetic tone Leon hadused with him, “But… I was thinking it’d be nice for us all to sit on the sofaand do nothing, you know…?”

“You too!?” Taka looked like he was gonna cry, “You really want to do nothing!? For the entire day!?”

“Well… yeah!” Mondo answered, even though he looked guilty about it. “But…it’s not like this’ll never happenagain, right!? So, we can do your plannext time, okay?”

“Well… I suppose that’s fair…!” Taka announced, in a tone ofvoice that suggested he felt like itwas anything but fair. “Well, then!Seeing as I’ve eaten already, I might as well get started on out busy day of doing nothing then!”

“Taka, wai…” Both of them tried to stop him before he stomped out of thedining room, towards the lounge, but he was too pissed off to listen to them…

“Urgh… What a clusterfuck…”Leon sighed, “You’d think the ways he’s been busting his ass getting all thechores done for today, he’d want a fricken break more than we do!”

“Yeah, that’s what I figured,too… What the hell’s he wanna do so bad, anyway…?” Mondo agreed, shoving morepancake into his mouth and reaching over to read Taka’s notepad, then almostchocked on the pancake as soon as he looked at it… “Offammif… ulp! Goddammit,Leon… You never asked Taka what hisideas were, did you!?”

“Uhh…no?” Leon admitted, “But what’s it matter? We both wanted to stay in all day…”

“Yeah, and so did he, from what he’s written here…”  Mondo looked down at the list and startedreading it out loud, “…Makeout session, massages, romantic bath…”

“All three of us at the sametime!?” There’s no way they’d fit! Heck, Mondo barely fit in the tub by himself!

“Yeah, he’s crossed that oneout…” Mondo told him, “Along with ‘Strip Trivia.’”

“Strip Trivia!?” No wonder he’d crossed that out! Depending on what trivia theywent for Taka would either lose his clothes in a minute or still be fullydressed after an hour! “Where’d he get thatidea… Wait… shit, was that why hehad the laptop out? He was looking up home date ideas?”

“Probably… though I think he’salso Googled a whole bunch of different ways ofsaying ‘Netflix and chill’ to.”  Mondothrew the notebook at him to show him the rest of this list, which read…

‘-Make-out session

-Massages

-Romantic bath

-Strip Trivia

-Plan vacation? (Future idea!)

-Chillax

-Netflix and Chill

-Takeout & Make-out

-Study & Get Cuddly? (Request forbirthday)

-GOOGLE PLAY AND THREE WAY!’

“That’sit!? He wants to watch TV and makeout? Maybe give each other massages?”Leon summarised, “What the fuck does he think I meant then, sit on the couch and stare into space for the entireday!?”

“Well…he has come home and found us bothdoing that, a few times.” Mondo reminded him.

“Well…yeah, but that’s only after we’ve hadlong shifts and shit!” Leon argued, “We’ve never spent a whole day doing that!”

“Yeah,but does he know that?” Urg… Mondowas right, wasn’t he? Taka really did thinkthey meant doing literally nothing forthe whole day, no wonder he’d been pissed off at the idea.

“Well,shit. Now what do we do?”

“Gotell him his idea of ‘nothing’ is a shitload stricter than ours!” Mondo announced, stuffingthe whole of his last pancake into his mouth. “C’mon!”

Leon picked followed Mondo into the lounge, where Taka was sat on the middle of the sofa,ramrod-straight with his arms crossed and a scowl that was threatening to turninto tears in a minute.

“Hey.” Mondo sat down next to him,both arms resting on the back of the sofa, while Leon followed suit and sat onTaka’s other side.

“What!?” Kiyotaka looked atMondo, horrified to see him, “You’re not even going to eat!?”

“No, you dumbass…” Mondo sighed affectionately at him, “We didn’t mean,like, literally doing nothing! Wejust don’t wanna go out anywhere today!”

“Wait… what!?” Kiyotaka cried, looking confused as hell. “But… neither doI!”

“Well, yeah. We figured that out, ‘causewe read your list.” Leon told him, making him turn red as he patted down hisclothes and realised he’d not picked his notepad up. “My bad, man. When you saidyou were looking up shit to do today, I figured you meant, like, a fun day out, or a museum, or something.”

“Oh… I see.” Taka’s eyebrowsknitted together as he processed the info, “…Why?”

“What?”

“Why did you assume I only meant days out?” He asked. “I neversaid anything about ideas for places, oranything that would necessitate leaving the house.”

“Uhh… I dunno? I just saw you onthe computer and figured you were looking up places to go…” Leon admitted,“It’s the sort of thing you’d usually do.”

“‘Sides, most people don’t go on Google to work out ideas for relaxing athome.” Mondo added, “They just, y’know… stay at home and relax!”

“Alright, but how!?” Oh boy, should they really be surprised that Taka didn’tknow how to relax…? “I’m not used to this sort of thing!”

“Well… not that I’m bitching,‘cause the bacon was great…” Leon started “You could have stayed in bed with us,instead of getting up and making breakfast.”

“I… did try that.” Taka admitted,“But I started getting hungry and bored of watching you both sleeping.”

“Bahahaha! Alright, fair enough…”Mondo laughed, scooting across to lie down at the edge of the sofa and gentlypulling Kiyotaka over him. “But now we’ve all eaten, how’s about we start by watchingsome TV together…?”

“Alright.” Kiyotaka blushedslightly as he nestled himself onto Mondo’s chest, then looked up at Leonexpectantly. “That’s two votes in favour of watching TV together!”

“Pfft! More like three!” Leon rolled his eyes and laid down ontop of him, shifted about until his head was on the one spot of Taka’s chestthat didn’t have any buttons sticking out of it, then quickly found himselfcovered by three warm arms, while Mondo fumbled with the remote.

“So… not to start anotherargument…” Mondo started with some trepidation in his voice, “But what shouldwe actually watch…?”

Urgghhh… Knowing Taka, he probably had ahuge list of education shit and documentaries in mind for them all to watch…

But, maybe if it meant getting tostay like this for longer, Leon could give his suggestions a fair chance. Heowed him for the bacon, for a start…

[danganronpa-kin-hell]

Ishimondoleon wallpaper for anon! I hope this is alright!

[anonymous-hopeful]

Remind Me Why We're Trying to Get Hifumi to Love Us, Again? (a crackfic that's going too far)

Chapter Two: Momo Oyama

@chibibreeby

Man's Competition? Fine. Dress like a woman? Perfectly okay. Make Hifumi Yamada, a boy obsessed with his 2D girls and Pretty Pudgy Princess, whoever that was, fall in love with him? EASY. Mondo Oowada laughed aloud as he head back to his dorm. Forget Kiyotaka and Leon, this entire competition was going to him, no doubt. After all, he was the MANLIEST, no matter how many layers of makeup he had on or how short a skirt he wore.

First things first, he needed a wingwoman. There was only one person he thought was best for the job, and that person, without a doubt, was Chihiro Fujisaki. Sure, having an actual wingwoman may be more favorable, but Chihiro had been crossdressing since he could dress, and selling the feminisim with his MANLY body was a job only a crossdressing, drag, whatever expert could manage. Without wasting any time, he texted Chihiro to meet him in his room.

"Hello, Mondo! What's up? Usually when we meet up, it's in a public place.", Chihiro said as he practically intruded Mondo's room (but what could he do about it? He did leave the door unlocked.). "Well, uh...this may sound weird an' shit but," Mondo took in a deep breath, " I need ya ta work yer girly magic an' make me a lady!". "The fuck?", Chihiro questioned, understandibly. "I said...I need ya ta make me a woman.". Chihiro stared at Mondo uncomfortably. "You mean drag?". Mondo scratched his head. "Yeah, that.".

Chihiro relaxed. "Thank god. What made you intetested in doing drag, Mondo?". Oh, boy. This was the ball-kicker (and not the soccer/fútbol kicker). "Well, 'm doin' a challenge Leon made. Th' Ultimate Man's Competition. We're required ta have a wingwoman an' uh...make Hifumi fall in love wit' us...". Chihiro burst out laughing. "Let me guess, I was omitted from the contest?". Mondo groaned, " Yeah, cause ya dress like a girl every day!". Chihiro snickered, "Wouldn't that...never mind. So, what does Lady Mondo need?".

Mondo thought for a moment. "Well, she can't be Lady Mondo. She's gotta have 'er own name.". Chihiro scratched his chin. "It'd need to be sweet and endearing, but also kinda tough...I think I've got it!" "First and last?". "Oh...man, Leon's really trying to not get you guys caught. I'll come up with a name later. Right now, we need to work on a wardrobe. One of the defining things that make your MANLINESS feminine is what you wear, so....you know what that means!". Mondo groaned, "Shopping?". Chihiro nodded, afterwards saying, "If you're going to win this stupid thing, you better get used to shopping.".

Chauffered by Taichi Fujisaki, Chihiro and Mondo had gone to Towa Mall, a large complex of stores, restaurants, and shops, each one being of a popular brand. "Is there any reason in particular why you two wanted to go to the-", Taichi asked cheerfully, before Chihiro replied, "Nope! No reason at all! Just two friends hanging out! Okay? Okay! Bye, dad!", whilst ushering Mondo out of the car.

Once inside the mall, Chihiro began pitching his plan. "Contrary to popular belief, seeing isn't beliving; feeling is. That's why, during this shopping trip, we're covering every single possible area! If you feel the lady, you'll be the lady.". Mondo stuck his hands in his pockets. "I get what yer sayin'. So, where're we goin' first?". Chihiro smiled mischeviously.

"Since Lady Mondo's...proportions, are larger than others, I was thinking that maybe we needed to stop by...Victoria's Secret?".  Mondo stopped dead in his tracks. " 'm sorry, what?". "I'm going to explain this in the best ways I can...," Chihiro pressed his hands together, then pointed said hands at Mondo, "Lady Mondo's going to need help 'supporting the ladies'. Holding her 'boulders'. Staying up there and not down there. Covering her 'Akane's'. Her 'training days' are over.". Mondo stared at Chihiro, confused , before the programmer blatantly stated, "Lady Mondo's got huge boobs.".

Mondo covered his face as he blushed. "Are we really goin' there?". Chihiro smiled, "Yes, we are going there, unless, of course, you're admitting defeat.". Mondo removed his hands from his face. "Yay! I wonder if they'll have nice...undergarments, too!".

Post returning to Hope's Peak from the mall, (with Mondo's lady items hidden within mediocre shopping bags), the two dumped out all of the items onto Mondo's bed. "Let's see...studded leather jackets, cute tank tops, shoes, shoes, and more shoes, ooh, jeans from Old Navy, nice, also, cute skirts, nice bras, pretty panties, quality makeup, jewelry, wigs that drained the majority of my hacker money, and...Mondo?". The boy in question turned away. "Yeah?". "I thought we decided against the tiger-print thong?", Chihiro questioned as he held up the shameful thing.

"I couldn't look away from it, like it was callin' ta me or somethin'.", Mondo admitted. Chihiro rolled his eyes, while setting down the piece of revealing clothing. "By the way, I came up with a name for Lady Mondo! How does 'Momo Oyama' sound?". "Sound's fuckin perfect! It's girly an' shit, but like, tough girly, ya know?", Mondo said. "Plus, it'd be cute if Hifumi nicknamed you his little peach!", Chihiro giggled. The biker shrugged, "Ey that's only workin' in my favor. I better text Leon an' Taka.". Chihiro watched as Mondo sent out a message to the other two. "What does it say?", Chihiro inquired.

"That Momo's gonna beat their asses.".

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The Detention Files

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3l57VwN

by GauntletKnight

For some insane reason, Ishimaru really seems to have it out for Leon. Leon has lost count of the number of detention slips the hall monitor has given him over the past couple of months, and quite frankly he's had enough. Why does Ishimaru keep giving him detention over stupid mistakes? Why is Leon's music career seemingly dead before it even had a chance to get started? And most importantly, why does Kiyotaka's butt look so nice in those dumb uniform pants!?

Wait............wait, what?

Words: 2650, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Everyone Loves Kiyotaka Ishimaru

Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ishimaru Kiyotaka, Kuwata Leon, Oowada Mondo, Fujisaki Chihiro, Hagakure Yasuhiro

Relationships: Ishimaru Kiyotaka/Kuwata Leon

Additional Tags: Ishileon, Leotaka, Enemies to Lovers, Detention, Rarepair, I just think they should stop fighting and kiss already ok, they're more alike than they think, Alternate Universe - Non-Despair (Dangan Ronpa), Tags May Change, possibly the tiniest hint of ishimondo and/or ishimondoleon but not the focus, leon has anxiety, Taka learns to make friends kinda, they're both trying and you know what good for them, Surprise Kissing

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3l57VwN

[occulthorror-remade]

the url ishimondoleon is taken but it’s ok bc i just got gayleonkuwata

[anat0micalm0del]

mondo buttteerrrrr (for the character ask thingy)

pfffff thank you lovely

do I like them: i love him with all my heart

5 good qualities:- in a way he’s actually pretty shy around new people bc he gets nervous and then just shouts a lot and scares people away qwq,, he loves dogs!!, he’s got a softer and more emotional side underneath his very angry personality, at the end of his free time events he says he wants to become a carpenter because he wants to fix things instead of breaking them, he likes karaoke and cotton candy like!! i love him sm _(:3」∠)_, 

3 bad qualities: even though i love him!! he’s very angry and volatile and he uhhhhhhhh needs better impulse control,,

favourite episode/etc: ok so it isn’t in the game but in the manga it shows the conversation him and taka have in the sauna and it is!! so!! fucking!! touching!! because he literally regards taka as someone on the same level as his brother which is SUCH A BIG DEAL like ghhfghH!H!H!

otp: ishimondo 

brotp: uhhh mondoleon???

ot3: i like chishimondo and ishimondoleon as platonic ships 

notp: it’s not very often i see it but,, ju/nko x mon/do,, i lose so many years off my life when i see it

best quote: “it’s okay to feel depressed. it takes time to overcome things. and then, by taking that time, you just start moving forward again. that’s just what humans do”

head canon: i like to think he likes strawberry ice cream and i have nothing to back that up i just thinks its cute

[isthemedia]

A new Hope’s Peak Failures fic is in the works.

A/N: Ever since it was brought up in my comments in "With Hope...We'll Escape" with how I wrote Ishida as a protector alter, I've been researching about DID and was surprised to see how it sorta fit Taka canonically.

It's been something I wanted to write about for the "Failures!AU" but wasn't sure if I was able to. Despite the research I've done I know it can be something that could be frowned upon.

Until I stumbled up DID channels on Youtube. DissociaDID started it, their videos are wonderfully informative and their goal it to get rid of that negative stigma the media (no relation) try to portray it. However it wasn't until I found The Entropy System and their videos that pushed me to actually start writing.

Even though they no longer post videos, they have a lot of good videos that detail tips for writing DID and how they would want to be portrayed in media. With them saying it's alright for people who do not have DID to write about it-but just to be aware that no matter how much research and information you find it's going to be wrong simply because we do not have it. BUT what they want is to show that DID is not a burden. It's not something to be ashamed of. It's something that is just normal for some.

That right there was what I wanted to know. Because that is what this fic will be about. Leon learning this about Taka, and learning to understand and accept that this is a part of him. Along with Taka learning it is alright to let those closet to him know about it.

(Already showed Mondo is 100% accepting of him and all)

Thank you for reading my long winded notes but I wanted to make absolute certain that I make my intentions with this one as clear as possible.

And in the words of the Entropy System:

You are loved.

You are valuable.

And you are valid.

[chasml]

15 (firefighters), ishmondoleon?

(I was so used to allof these prompts being for Ishimondo that I almost missed the ‘Leon’ part ofthis! Couldn’t find much about this trio aside from a fic based on the factthat Leon and Kiyotaka have almost identical heights and chest sizes, so I kindof incorporated that into here. Around 3500 words.)

 People became firefighters for lots of reasons. Most of themdid it ‘cause they wanted to rescue people, like his pal Mondo Oowada haddecided he wanted to do after he accidentally caused his brother’s death as ateenager. Others did it because it was a decently paying job with a goodreputation, like Kiyotaka Ishimaru, who’d decided it’d give him good lifeexperience to go into a career in politics.

And then there was Leon, who decided to become one when achick he fancied had swooned over one of those calendars filled with shirtlessdudes holding fire axes. After all, what woman didn’t like firemen? They were all selfless, hunky heroes whorisked their lives to save people and their pets and stuff! Everyone loved firemen!

…Including Leon, ashe’d realised once he’d passed all of the tests and actually started workingand hanging out with them all every day. Especially the two guys mentionedpreviously, even though they couldn’t be less alike…

Mondo was a cool guy to sit and shoot the breeze with, inthe rare times they actually got to relax at the station, but also a hugehot-headed powerhouse who you could be damn sure would always have your backand be the first to head into a blazing inferno to go rescue someone, ifneeded. Especially if that ‘someone’ was small and fluffy and barked, as he had a huge soft spot forcute animals that everyone at the station knew about, but no one except Leonand Kiyotaka actually dared mention to him.

Meanwhile, Kiyotaka was the type of neurotic asshole who wouldn’tlet you rest until every damn piece of equipment was double-and triple checked,and even when they were allowed torest, he’d be there aggressively studying for exams and offering advice toanyone trying to do the same… which would have been annoying as hell if Leonhad met him in, say, high-school. Butin a job where someone forgetting important shit, or having an equipmentfailure, could be deadly, it wasappreciated… annoying as hell, but appreciated!

Although, from what Leon had heard, both of them were waymore annoying to deal with before the time they got trapped in a burningbuilding together and came out as the best of pals. Before then, Mondo apparently had a tendency to lose his temper and punchanyone who so much as looked at him funny, and Kiyotaka was so uptight thathe’d yell at people for wasting time if they so much as spent five minuteshaving a cup of tea without doing something elseproductive at the same time.

So, it was a good that that had happened, not only cause itmeant Leon got to hang out with them on a regular basis without them gettingpissed off with each other, but also because if Kiyotaka hadn’t lightened up, there’d have been no way their department would have organised the production of one oftheir own firefighter’s calendars,let alone invited Leon along to finally achieve his dream of posing shirtlessin it! And on work time, to boot! (So long as none of the alarms went off andforced it to be rescheduled, anyway…)

He was so excited about the whole thing, he ended up headingoff to the room the photographs would be taken in early, just to see what wasthere…

...And was incredibly surprised to see Kiyotaka, of all people, finishing helping the photographer set uphis lighting equipment and some backdrops…

“Ah… Leon! If you came to help set up, I’m afraid you’re abit too late! We just finished!” Kiyotaka announced, “And if you’re here to bephotographed, you’re too early! They won’t need us for another half hour!”

“Wait… us!? You’re taking part in this!?” Hell, hewas still pretty surprised Kiyotaka wasn’t actively trying to stop it fromhappening! Or at least not complaining about it taking the place of their usualdrills…

“And why wouldn’t I!?”He asked, getting weirdly angry about it.

“Woah… dude, I was just thinking it’d trigger your allergyto fun stuff…”

“I do not have anallergy to fun, thank you very much!And besides, this activity raises money for the department, so it’s for a goodcause!” Kiyotaka insisted, “But I apologise for snapping before. I thought youwere implying I’m not attractive enough to appear in the calendar.”

“Well… yeah, you making the cut is kinda surprising…” He spent most of their downtime with his nosein a book, and given how pasty-white he was, Leon figured that’d be all he didback at home, to…

“Excuse me!? Imight not be the most muscle-bound member of the department, but I actually spend a reasonable amount oftime in the gym, unlike you!”

“Oh, really?” Guess it made sense that he had to do some exercise, otherwise he’d have never passed any of thephysicals tests, and he probably wasn’t into sports, like Leon was.

“Yes, really!”Kiyotaka snapped and started undoing his jacket... “Here, I’ll show you!”

“Uhh… no, dude, I didn’t mea…” Leon was going to tell him that he wasn’t being sarcastic just now… butIshimaru had already finished getting his jacket off and…

Wow. Was notexpecting that. He might not be asbuilt as Mondo, but the dude stillhad good tone on his arms and pecs, not to mention a rock solid set of abs… heprobably looked similar to Leon, actually! But his skin looked way softer andsmoother… Yeah, Leon’d definitely buya calendar with that in it!

“See! If you actually worked out, instead ofjust playing games all the time, you’d have a body like this as well!”But then Kiyotaka had to go and ruin it…

“Hey! Baseball’s a perfectly good workout!” Kiyotaka didn’tlook convinced though. Guess Leon’d have to showhim… “And, here… I’ve already got a body like that!”

Kiyotaka arched his ginormous eyebrows at him in anunimpressed way while Leon was rolling his shirt off… but that changed onceLeon threw it off to the side and casually spread his arms out to give him abetter look.

“A-ah…” Heh… Fromthe way his jaw dropped and he stood blinking at Leon, he really was surprised that Leon also had abs and arm muscles to spare!Not to mention actually having some damn hairon his chest! Let’s see Kiyotaka insult him now… “Aahhh… Alright, I’m admit you’re… only slightly less attractive than myself, but…”

“The hell you’re betterlooking than me!” They looked exactly thefucking same!

“I… I am! But ifyou won’t believe me, then we’ll asksomeone you will!” Kiyotaka insisted,glaring over his shoulder with an intense fire in his eyes… “Mondo! Fantastic timing!”

Leon turned back to the hallway to see Mondo further up.Probably close enough to hear that they’d been arguing, but not what they’dbeen arguing about…

“What is it, Kiyotaka…?” Mondo asked, sounding like he wassuppressing the urge to laugh at the fact that he was being asked by Kiyotakato settle yet another disagreement,even though most of the time he took Leon’s side…

“Out of myself and Leon…” Kiyotaka grabbed his arm andpulled him so the pair of them were stood side-by-side, “Which of us has themore attractive body!?”

Mondo froze in indecision. Hopefully he was gonna have the sense to tell Kiyotaka that theanswer was ‘neither’ and that heshould quit turning everything into acompetition all the damn time!

“Wh... What kinda question is that!?” Instead, he just tried to get Kiyotaka to drop the subject,although that probably wasn’t going to work…

“We were discussing whether or not Leon’s baseball games area reasonable form of exercise, compared to my going to the gym!” Kiyotaka madeit sound a lot less stupid than itactually was, “But we disagreed on what the results of our workouts are, and needed another opinion!”

“Ngh… Okay! Butwhy the hell did you ask me, and not that guy with the camera! Orthe chicks at reception, even!” Whoa… Mondowas getting seriously worked up by this! To the point where Kiyotaka wascringing in embarrassment, not that it was stopping Mondo… “It’s not like I find you both hot or anything!”

…WHAT!? Where did that come from!?

…Probably the fact that Mondo did find them both hot, if the way he started panicking as the pairof them gaped at him in total silence was any indication! He looked like he wasthinking of bolting…

“I…” And a single strained word out of Kiyotaka’s mouth wasapparently the last thing he needed to decide to actually do it, turning on hisfeet and rapidly disappearing down the corridor before he Kiyotaka couldfinish… “…always ask… ah! Mondo, wait…! Ah…he’s gone…”

“Well, that was acluster-fuck…” He’d had no idea Mondoliked guys to! He’d have asked him out agesago if he’s known that!

“But… I don’t understand, why did he run off like that!?”Kiyotaka looked towards Leon, with distraught tears starting to form in hiseyes. “He didn’t even give me chance to answer him!”

“He’s embarrassed that he just admitted he’s got the hotsfor us! Wouldn’t you be if that’s how yo…”

“No… he specifically said he doesn’t find us hot!” Oh geez,how oblivious could he be!?

“Yeah, but given how loud he yelled it was obvious he was lying!” Leon pointed out, “At least toanyone who isn’t you, I guess…”

“You… you really think so?” Kiyotaka asked, cautiouslyhopeful, “You think he finds me attractive?”

“He said both of us arehot…” Leon corrected, not liking the way Kiyotaka had homed straight in on the‘Kiyotaka’ part of Mondo’s statement, orhow happy he was looking about the news…

“Well, yes, but you’re only attracted to women, so it’sirrelevant in your case, right?” Kiyotaka smiled genially as he confirmedLeon’s fears… “…Err. That is right,isn’t it?”

“Not… exactly…”

“You… you like Mondo as well?” Kiyotaka’s face was slowlyturning grim as he realised that this was gonna turn into something else for them to compete over, whichwould have to be settled by Mondo, “…Enough to want a relationship with him?”

Dammit. As much ashe was gonna hate screwing with Kiyotaka, or even forcing Mondo to choose betweenthe pair of them… “Yeah, I do.”

“Oh… I see.” Kiyotaka’s face set like stone and Leon couldsee his arm shaking from how tight his fist was clenched… “Well… I’m sure youtwo will make a great couple!”

“…What!?” Why the hell was he suddenly smiling and actinglike he’d be totally fine if Leon went off and started dating the guy!? “Don’t you like him as well!?”

“Ah… no! Ahahaha!”Man, here was another dude who wasbad at lying! “Whatever gave you that…?”

“Don’t lie! You were all for it went you thought I wasstraight!” Leon snapped at him, “So why are you giving up without a fight, overthis of all things!?”

“Well… I’m always busy with my studies and might end upmoving far away at some point! So it’s not fair if I get in the way of you andMondo, when you have much more timefor him!” Kiyotaka answered logically, although it was ruined slightly by thetears in his eyes getting bigger and bigger. “It’ll be much better for me if Iwait until after I’m settled in my eventualcareer to start a serious relationship!”

“Yeah, but on the otherhand, neither Mondo or I have our shit together!” Leon admitted, “He’d be waaay better off dating you in the short term!”

“You shouldn’t sell yourself short like that! I’m sure youand Mondo are more than competent tomanage a household together!” Kiyotaka insisted, even though tears were flowingdown his cheeks now. “And besides… why are you arguing against yourself!?”

“Why are you!?” Leonthrew the questions back at him. “I mean, all the dumb shit we’ve competedover, and this is what you decide togive up on? Don’t you even wanna try asking Mondo what he’d prefer!?”

“No! This isn’t some petty argument we can get Mondo tosolve like that! This’ll have serious consequences!”

Wouldn’t that be all the more reason to get serious about it!? ‘Cause, as much as he was trying to hide it,he was gonna be seriously hurt ifMondo started dating Leon, just like he’dprobably be bummed out if Mondo started dating Kiyotaka…

…Wait, was that it!? “Are you just giving up ‘cause youdon’t want me ending up on my own…?”Kiyotaka dropped eye contact, shamefully… “…Do you like me?”

“Ah... of course I do! We’ve worked together for…”

“I mean enough to wanna dateme.” Leon stopped him in his tracks.

“Yes… if it weren’t for Mondo, I’d want to date you. And ifit weren’t for you, I’d want to datehim…” He sighed in resignation, wiping his tears. “But… if one of us has to be alone, it makes much more sense that it be me, as I explained…”

“Pfft! Screw that! Who says any of us have to be alone!” Kiyotaka’s brows furrowed inconfusion, “I like you as well!”

“…I appreciate that…” He actually started blushing a little,“But… three divided by two still leaves one person remaining, whichever waywe…”

“Geez, have you never heard of a threesome!?”

“I’m talking about serious relationships!” Kiyotaka snapped.

“So am I! Three people can be dating each other!” Leonsnapped back, “It’s called, uhh… poly-something-or-other…”

“…Are you sure…?” Kiyotakaarched an eyebrow sceptically, “It seems too good to be true… and I’ve neverheard of anyone having a relationship like that… How does it work with getting married!?”

“Well… I dunno about that one.” Leon admitted, “And, yeah, I’m pretty sure there’s people whowouldn’t get it and we’d probably have to deal with a bunch of crap from ‘em…But who the fuck cares what they’dthink, if it worked for us!?”

“Well… When you put it like that... I suppose it’ll be worthmaking the effort to try!” Kiyotaka grinned excitedly, “Let’s go tell Mondo!”

“Sure… if we can find out where he ran off to…”

“Ah… right. I’m guessing he wouldn’t answer his phone, solet’s ask around and check his usual spots first…”

 In the end, they found him in the corner of the building heoften used to ‘secretly’ feed stray any cats and dogs he’d rescued, beforeorganising proper homes for them…

But right now, he was sitting with his face between hisknees, almost pulling his hair out of his head…

“Mondo, that is no way to deal with your problems!” Kiyotakaobviously couldn’t stand to see him like that, but probably could have picked abetter way to stop the guy than by scaring the crap outta him…

“Guugh…!” Mondoflinched, before guiltily uncurling to face him, cringing once he saw that itwasn’t just Kiyotaka there, but Leon as well… “Uhh… look… about… about… what Isaid…”

“Dude, it’s cool!” Leon tried to calm him down before hegave himself a heart attack, “We feel the same way!”

“Ehh… You… you do!?” Mondostared between them in shock, as they both nodded at him, “Both of you!?”

“Yep!”, “Y-yes!” They answered, Kiyotaka just slightly less confident than Leon wasabout it.

“…Fucking hell… I…I thought I’d be lucky if one of youliked me, let along both…” Mondoadmitted in his shock, before a worried look crept over his face… “Wait… shit… don’t tell me you guys both camehere to make me decide which of you I’m gonna…”

“No! No, not this time!” Kiyotaka assured him, “Ah… Leon andI realised… we both like each other as well…”

“So, we’re thinking threesome!” Leon winked at him.

“But a long term one!” Kiyotaka clarified, “If that’salright with you, of course!”

“Uhh… yeah! That’s… that great!” Mondo stared at themdumbfounded for a while, but finally agreed, still looking like he barelybelieved it was happening.

“Perfect!” Kiyotaka clapped with joy, “We should dosomething to make it official! Is there some kind of three way kiss we cando…?”

“Ehh… closest we’re gonna get is two of us kissing on thelips while the other kisses our face and neck and stuff…” At least, that’s whatLeon had seen threesomes doing at parties… “We just gotta make sure we switchit up a bit…”

“I see! In that case, you two start with the lip kissing!”Kiyotaka practically ordered them,which Leon hoped was just ‘cause hehad jack-all experience kissing and not him being a martyr.

“Sure, Taka… but how about you two both come and sit downhere, first…” Mondo scooted up so his back was against the wall and patted thefloor on both sides of him with a sexy smirk…

Heh… he wastotally thinking of guys with a girl on both arms, wasn’t he? Well, no harm inplaying into his ego trip for now. And Kiyotaka certainly seemed to agree,given he practically dived under Mondo’s left arm, leaving Leon to cuddle up tohim on his right side.

Damn… this had been a great idea! He was getting to use hisright hand to stroke Mondo’s neck and hair, and he could feel the guy’s thickbicep holding him up at the back, pressing their rock-hard pecs together.

…And meanwhile, Kiyotaka was sat bolt upright with Mondo’sarm slung around his shoulders, eyes roving over the pair of them like he wastrying to work out how to copy Leon’s position.

“…Here!” Leon reached over to him and grabbed his far arm,pulled it back across so Kiyotaka pivoted onto the other side of Mondo’s lap,and tucked it behind his own back soKiyotaka could use him to keep his balance. “That better?”

“Yes! Thank you!” Kiyotaka nodded, tensing up turning red asLeon and Mondo finished shifting their bodies around so they were allcomfortable and steady.

“You sure?” Mondoasked, looking at him anxiously. Which was fair, ‘cause the guy looked scaredstiff.

“Yes! I’m fine! I’m just not used to this…” Kiyotakaadmitted, “Please, you two start and I’ll work out how to join in!”

“Cool…” Leon agreed, quickly pressing his lips against thesoft skin of his cheek. “Just tell us if you wanna stop, okay?”

Kiyotaka nodded furiously, and then blushed furiously asMondo decided to give him an equally chaste kiss on the forehead before turningto Leon and anxiously waiting for him to do something…

Which was his cue stretch his neck up so that their lipstouched. Softly at first, but then harder and sloppier as Mondo got into it andopened his mouth so he could use his tongue some more, something that onlyincreased once the pair of them started to feel tentative pecks from Kiyotaka’slips on their cheeks occasionally, which he kept on doing even after the two ofthem had stopped to breathe.

“You wanna turn n-nn?”Mondo had turned sideways to ask Kiyotaka a question, just as he’d leant forward to give him anotherkiss on the cheek, so now both of them were rapidly turning redder as they satwith their lips pressed against each other.

“Ah… yes!” Kiyotakapulled back just enough to answer his question, before Mondo chased him backfor another kiss, and Lean took the opportunity to run a line of kisses up hisneck, along his jawline, and then across to the area underneath Kiyotaka’s jaw…

“AH!” Kiyotakagasped and rocked backwards in surprise, almost losing his balance and fallingas he did so.

“What, you forget I was here?” Leon smirked, once he andMondo had pulled him back upright.

“Ah… no! It wasjust sudden, and I wasn’t expecting you to kiss me there!” He insisted.

“Well, how’s about you let Leon kiss you on the lips now…?”Mondo suggested, earlier than Leon was expecting him to…

“Ah… alright! Kiyotaka nodded, staring at him intensely, ashe also expected Leon to make thefirst move, which he did, leaning forward to press their lips together… andthen having to adjust his angle because Kiyotaka had kept his head in the exactsame position instead of tilting it like Leon had expected…

It was also taking him way long that expected to coaxKiyotaka into actually opening his mouth and letting him use his tongue… andthe idea of him moving his own tongueas well didn’t occur to him, even though they kissed until they ran out ofbreath…

“…Is this your first kissing someone?” Leon asked him, “Other than your parents?”

“Yes! How did you know…?”

“Well… let’s just say you could probably do with some morepractise at it…”

“Excuse me!? Ithink I did a perfectly good job of it just now!” Kiyotaka snapped, “At least as good as you! Right Mondo!?”

“Ehh… not… really…”Mondo admitted, awkwardly. “Leon was better…”

“Heh…” He could help laugh at the furious look on Kiyotaka’sface… “But that’s only ‘cause I have more experience than you. I’ll just haveto give you some tips… and someone to practise with…”

“Aahh… V-very well!” Kiyotaka blushed in the face of hissultry smile, “…But I think we’ve spent enough time doing this for now!”

“What!?”

“Did you two forget we’re at work!?” Kiyotaka snapped, unhooking himself from the pair ofthem and hopping to his feet, “We’re supposedto be getting ready for the photoshoot! Not to mention we’re lucky therewasn’t an alarm, given that took far longerthan I expected it to! Now quit staring at me and get moving! And Mondo, you needto get out of that shirt! Come on!”

“Urgh… alright, alright… we’re going!” Leon groaned, as he pulled himself up off of Mondo’s lap.Just what the heck had he got himself into…?

[anonymous-hopeful]

Remind Me Why We're Trying to Get Hifumi to Love Us, Again? (a crackfic that's going too far)

Chapter One: The Ultimate Man's Competition

@chibibreeby 

It was another day at Hope's Peak. Well, afternoon, really. While other students were participating in club activities or hanging out with friends, Kiyotaka Ishimaru was watching over several students in detention. Some students, like Makoto Naegi, were only in for thirty minutes due to minor offenses, while others had an hour or so. By the time Teruteru had finished dinner, Kiyotaka was still on the detention room, watching over the two remaining students, Mondo and Leon.

Mondo groaned; he hadn't done anything detention worthy that day, or even that week. In fact, he was going to prove to the hall monitor that he could stay out of trouble, however, that backfired when he found out that he had piled up on enough minor offenses to keep him in detention for three hours.

Leon, on the other hand, was actually trying to stack up his detentions and serve them all in one day. Like Mondo, there were an abundance of minor offenses, added on to that one time he threw Yasuhiro's crystal ball down the hallway and had accidentally hit Headmaster Kirigiri. In all honesty, he didn't mind the detention as much when it was just him, Mondo, and Kiyotaka. Actually, that gave him an idea.

"Hey, Kiyotaka, come over here!", the all-star called out, catching the attention of both the prefect and the biker. "Why? This is not one of your foolish 'pranks', is it?", Kiyotaka questioned. Leon shook his head, "No, no, not at all, just come over.". Sighing, Kiyotaka made his way over to Leon's desk. "Now then, what is the reason you called me over?", the moral compass asked, crossing his arms and staring down at Leon.

"Well, I think it's safe to say that the three of us are pretty manly, huh?", Leon inquired, all too calm. "Fuck, yeah. What's that got ta do wit' anything?", Mondo wondered, whilst making his way to Leon and Kiyotaka. " We're all manly by our standards, but who's truly the manliest out of us?".

Kiyotaka laughed boisterously. "Is that a rhetorical question? It is obvious that I am the manliest of us three, after all, at this moment I am in charge of you, not only showing my authority, but dominance as well!". Mondo rolled his eyes, "Don't credit yerself like that. Yeah, you're in charge, for th' next twenty minutes, but I'm runnin' an entire biker gang! If anyone here's manly, it's me.". Leon smirked, "See? It would be pointless to argue that I'm manlier, because you two have proven my point. Therefore, in order to settle this...dispute, I think a competition is in order.".

"Competition? Please elaborate!", Kiyotaka replied. "With every man's competition, it's the same; who can lift that, who's able to eat this, normal men's things.". "What are ya plannin', Leon?", Mondo asked, a bit nervous. Leon stood up and made his way to the front of the room. "I'm planning a competiton that only a real man would have the audacity to compete in! One that tests a man physically, mentally, and emotionally.". Leon grabbed a piece of chalk and began writing on the board. "Introducing, the Ultimate Man's Competition!".

Mondo and Kiyotaka stared at each other, then at Leon. "Allow me to explain. Each participant must, one, be a male, and two, be a student here. The task?". Leon paused to finish drawing what looked like a four-year-old's portrait of Hifumi. "Make this guy fall in love with you!". The prefect and the gang leader cringed. "Uh, Leon, I think I speak fer both Taka an' I when I say, the fuck are ya thinkin?".

Leon chuckled, "Not up to the challenge? I guess that means I wi-". "No ya don't! I jus', uh, wanted ta know th' rules.", Mondo interrupted. "Alright. Any male is allowed to compete, except Chihiro, since he does this on a daily basis, and of course, Hifumi for obvious reasons . Each male is required to have one wingwoman, and once one is claimed, she can't work for anyone else. As for the task itself, you won't be going out with Hifumi yourself, rather you'd go as your female self".

Kiyotaka shifted his eyes. "Are you proposing we do drag?". Leon scratched his goatee. "One reason we've got a wingwoman. Any other questions?". "Does Hiro count as a wingwoman?", Mondo inquired. Leon thought for a moment. "Sure, why not. By the way, your lady self should have her own name, first and last, and the absolute, number one rule, is don't let Hifumi know. Got it?". Kiyotaka and Mondo gave a nod of confirmation.

"Alrighty then, gentlemen. Let the competition begin!".

[occulthorror-remade]

OOOO okay >:3 for the fandoms ask thing, uhhh fandom: danganronpa: trigger happy havoc!! :O id send a ship too but i cant think of any trigger happy havoc ships rn ajksdfjsdk;; and if u wanna, for the character part >:3c ... leon kuwata mayb?? :3

HEHEH THANK YOU >:3

001 | send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

favorite character: uhhhh that’s hard jeez i have like 3 faves,,, you can’t make me choose,,,,,, mondo

least favorite character: fucking. TOKO. if she wasn’t really creepy i’d probably like her more

5 favorite ships (canon or non-canon): in no order: sakuraoi, hagakureon, ishimondoleon, (platonic) chishimondo, and i can’t think of one more whoops

character i find most attractive: mondo 100%

character i would marry: mONDO

character i would be best friends with: sakura tbh she seems like a really good friend i’m love her (also ishimaru)

a random thought: mondo is the answer to too many of these questions

an unpopular opinion: leon deserved better (idk if that’s unpop but it’s TRUE)

my canon otp: naegiri is canon right??? that’s pretty lit,, it’s not really an otp but i can dig it

my non-canon otp: ISHIMONDOLEON ishimaru deserves 2 boyfriends these are just facts

most badass character: SAKURA AND MONDO !!

most epic villain: even though i kinda hate him,,, monokuma is kinda cool

pairing i am not a fan of: leosaya (it’s just,,,,,,why would you ship two people who killed each other,,,,,,clearly that’s not the way to go)

character i feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): ugh honestly toko,,, i feel like they could’ve done a whole lot more with her character other than make her a creepy ugly stereotype

favorite friendship: sakura and aoi,, they are so precious

character i most identify with: leon tbh

character i wish i could be: ishimaru he yells all the time and is really confident in general i lov him

003 | give me a character & i will tell you:

how i feel about this character: GOOD,,,

any/all the people i ship romantically with this character: ishimaru, mondo, and hagakure

my favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: prolly,,,,he and chihiro,, i feel like they’d be total Cool Bros™

my unpopular opinion about this character: HE DESERVED BETTER

one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: tbh i really wish he would’ve lived longer,,

favorite friendship for this character: he x chihiro (or maybe platonic leosaya??? maybe)

my crossover ship: idk really,, :0 i don’t usually ever think about a lot of crossover stuff

[isthemedia]

I have a new series currently going on during my move. 

Hope’s Peak Failures

A collection of fics that show that even though some may have graduated Hope's Peak-that guaranteed life isn’t always guaranteed.

The Sadstrubation of Leon Kuwata: 

NSFW mostly. About how Leon is not only struggling as a musician due to him NOT going into baseball, but dealing with the fact that he....might not be as straight as he though. (IshiMondoLeon)-Complete   

Maybe.Probably: The Awkward Dates of Leon Kuwata: 

NSFW/SFW switching between chapters. The sequel with Leon dealing with the fact that he is now in this somewhat odd relationship. (IshiMondoLeon, other pairs hinted)-WIP

The Unlikely Friendship Story of Touko Fukawa and Yasuhiro Hagakure

SFW. A fic about Touko taking the chance to leave her family life behind so she can further her own. It’s a rough start and she finds a kinship with the most unlikely of her former classmates. (Touko and Hiro freindship, hinted ToukoMaru at the end)-Complete 

The "Disowned" Life of Byakuya Togami (and how you should be jealous of it)

SFW. When Byakuya is disowned from his family when his relationship with Makoto and Kyouko is exposed the former heir goes through and tries to pick himself up. (Kyouko/Makoto/Byakuya, other pairings hinted). -WIP 

[segataryuuichirou]

I ship ishileon really hard, and like, the way I see Mondo working into their relationship is like Ishimaru's best friend who is always doing shit with him, and a lot of it is borderling VERY gay, (like accidentally cuddling or sitting too close, or sharing a bed to sleep in for a night) and then Leon TOTALLY respects them as not-so-heterosexual life partners and makes fun of them when they do something gay. Even though he's dating Ishimaru. He probably feels a little jealous for a while, until he gets Ishimaru alone.

[anonymous-hopeful]

Remind Me Why We're Trying to Get Hifumi to Love Us, Again? (a crackfic that's going too far)

Chapter Seven: Big Sis Diana's Rules For Dating

@chibibreeby

Momo couldn't believe this was happening. Never in a million years would she think that her brother sister would actually join in his her activities, yet here she was helping him, uh, her into a corset. Dai..ana...didn't have any clothes of "her" own, so Momo had to share, which would've worked better if Daiana hadn't chosen the tightest-fitting clothes Momo had (and no, there was no way s/he was sharing the tiger print thong, no matter how much Daiana begged).

Now here Momo, Chihiro and Daiana were, about to intrude on the Crazy Diamonds (well, not really intrude, but technically, yeah), and personally, the first drag sister and her wing"woman" hoped that Daiana wouldn't do anything devious, or in their case, humiliating. Cue Daiana clinging onto 'her sister' like a teddy bear and cooing into Momo's ear things like, "Did you wear a nice bra? Are your nails done? Do you have your makeup bag with you in case I see someone I like?".

Once the trio had come across the gang in the alleyway, the older 'sister' thought that the best way to catch the attention of the bikers was to forcefully push Momo out front, knowing that he she was wearing quite a tall pair of heels, and was very prone to falling. Luckily(?), Shoji was there to catch 'her' before he she fell.

"Well, well, if it isn't my lil' angel again.", Shoji greeted, pulling back Momo's hair right before Daiana swept in and knocked Momo to the ground and offered 'her' hand for Shoji to shake. "My, my, I don't think we met yet! I'm Daiana, Momo's older sister!". When Momo attempted to get up, Daiana placed her heel firmly on Momo's back, leaving the younger sibling to squirm, and Chihiro to cringe. "Shake my hand if you know what's good for you".

Nervously, Shoji delicately shook Daiana's handl "Good, good! It's nice meeting my little sister's male friends!", Daiana clamored, kicking Momo's butt before finally allowing 'her' up. "Uh, yeah. Nice ta meet ya, too, Daiana.". Giggling obnoxiously, Daiana replied, "What a sweetheart! You can call me Didi!". Once Momo brushed off the asphalt on 'her' clothes, Daiana, er, Didi clung on to her arm. "Nice boys. I wouldn't be suprised if they wanted to date you, little peach!".

One by one, the Diamonds surrounded Momo, only to be warded off by a hiss from Didi. "Just like I thought. Absolute pigs, all of them. Why, oh why do you have to fall for these bad boys, Momo?". Lovingly, 'she' yanked Momo's hair, causing the 'sister' to shriek. "Oh well. Look's like big sis Daiana will have to step in! After all, it seems like all of you want a bite of this juicy fruit, hmm?". Enthusiastic cheers rose from the crowd, causing Momo to blush. "Hehe! Looks like I'll have to go over Big Sis Daiana's Rules For Dating!".

Daiana then grabbed Daiana's shoulders and had her back(?) facing the gang. "Rule number one;", Daiana paused to lift Momo's skirt and flash the Crazy Daimonds with 'her sister's' trademark tiger-print thong, earning a ton of whistles and a distressed, "DAIANA!". "...Keep your filthy eyes off of my baby sister's ass, ya perverts! Your eyes should be admiring her beauty, not her booty.". After letting go of Momo's skirt, Didi brought 'her sister' in for a hug. "Rule number two; love  my lil sis right. Hug her, kiss her, get her flowers, cotton candy, a maltese puppy, stuff she likes!".

"Rule number three, keep your eyes off of other girls.". Daiana paused to push up 'her' bra and stick out his...her tongue, earning a few catcalls herself. "Rule number four, keep all those violent gangsters away from my sweet little sister! Normally, this rule would apply to you, but I like your gang.". Both Momo and Chihiro rolled their eyes. "Finally, rule five...IF YOU HURT MOMO IN ANY WAY, I WILL HAVE YOU TIED TO THE BACK OF A MOTORCYCLE AND DRUG FROM HERE TO FUJI, GOT IT?!" . Shaking, the gangsters nodded.

"Good! We're going to the Karaoke Bar on Sunday! Be there~".

[danganronpashippingconfessions]

Anonymous said:

I'll always be sad over the fact that IshiMondoLeon is non-existent. It' s probably my favourite OT3.

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