#isengard gard gard

[gandalf-the-fool]

[autistook]

What did you say...?

[deadinarussianelevator]

I forgot that Two Towers had so many of the banger lines in the first like 30 minutes

[baba-the-yagaa]

I forgot how much of a masterpiece 'They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard' is

side note: does anyone have teh background music for that, bc its so good and i want to hear the full theme in that pump synth bass version idk what to call it

[thinkinginquenya]

In Order:

Ive been calling this one Walk Walk Finally A Town. On YouTube this seems to be called The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of It's My Book They'll Walk If I Tell Them To. My apologies to Tom Cardy for renaming it.

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. The legend that is Leonard Nimoy singing about the legend that is Bilbo Baggins in the most cheerful song known to humanity.

Po-Ta-Toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, boil 'em mash em.

Where There's A Whip There's A Way. From the Rankin/Bass Return of the King, in which the Orcs of Mordor are revealed to be musical geniuses and are aware of the caste system in which they are trapped.

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard. -gard -gard -gard. I assume you know this one?

[acefaun]

Neuvillette's "According to the judgement of the ✨ORATRICE✨ ✨MECANIQUE✨ ✨D'ANALYSE✨ ✨CARDINALE✨"

is giving me the same vibes as

Legolas' "They're taking the Hobbits to ✨Isengard✨gard ✨gard✨gard✨"

[aweisz]

theyre taking the hobbits to isengard theyre taking the hobbits to isengard theyre taking the hobbits to isengard gard gard gard gard the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard to isengard

[dearlittlefandom-stalker]

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard

(was immediately compelled to send this upon seeing your askbox title)

Hah!!

THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS

TO ISENGUARD, G-G-GUARD

[bisexualmoses]

Did you guys know that.

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard -gard -gard -gard ….

[whenthegoldrays]

now I have “they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard (gard, gard, gard, gard)” stuck in my head

[unyearn]

they're taking the hobbits to isengard gard gagard gard what did you say the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard to isengard to

[annoyingblondebracket]

Legolas propaganda

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Gard, gard, gard, gard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Gard, gard, ga-gard, gard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! What did you say? The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits To Isengard, to Isengard! The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits To Isengard, to Isengard! The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits To Isengard, to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Gard, ga-ga-ga-gard! Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him A balrog of Morgoth What did you say? A balrog of Morgoth What did you say? They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Stupid, fat Hobbit They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Stupid, fat Hobbit They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Stupid, fat Hobbit Leave now and never come back!

[ettawritesnstudies]

Hyperspecific Poll Tag Game

Thanks @forthesanityofstorytellers! I'll do this for Cecelia because she won last time I did one of these polls with multiple characters (are y'all ok????)

rules for the maker: choose a character and make a poll

rules for the voter: pick either an experience you've had or the one you vibe the most with.

tagging @avrablake and @abalonetea and @inkdropsonroses if you're interested in joining!

[sonofarathorns]

my brain 90% of the time: they’re taking the hobbits to isengard, gard, gard, gard, gard

[per1w1nkl3]

no thoughts just theyre taking the hobbits to isengard theyre taking the hobbits to isengard gard gard ga ga gard theyre the hobbits to isengard the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isegnard

[unhonestlymirror]

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

Gard, ga-ga-ga-gard