#isengard gard gard

[gandalf-the-fool]

[autistook]

What did you say...?

[bonos-grindcore-sideproject]

U2

[geddyqueer]

crazy how time moves on vacation... happy i don't know what day it is wednesday saturday friday

[baba-the-yagaa]

I forgot how much of a masterpiece 'They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard' is

side note: does anyone have teh background music for that, bc its so good and i want to hear the full theme in that pump synth bass version idk what to call it

[wild-lavender-rose]

You and Legolas hiding your relationship from the Fellowship would include...

Warning: Brief mention of sex

- Intentionally walking at opposite sides of the group during the day.

- Consulting one another through looks instead of words whenever Gandalf, Gimli, Boromir, and Aragorn are debating which route to take.

- Speaking in elvish whenever the chance arises for the two of you to be alone out of Gandalf and Aragorn’s earshot.

- “You look stunning today, my love.”

- “I can hardly bear to be apart from you.” You’d breathe, glancing over at the others. “If we were to reveal our engagement, I believe that they would take it well.”

- Legolas doesn’t want your attachment to compromise the quest, his logic something you respect but don’t necessarily agree with.

- But he makes it up to you at night, after everyone has gone to sleep and the two of you have volunteered for night watch.

- Legolas takes you by the hand, leads you a little ways into the woods, and proceeds to make love to you for hours.

- Whispering apologies, kissing every inch of your skin, worshipping your body to make up for every single moment he did not touch you during the day.

- It is nothing short of an absolute miracle that the two of you have not woken anyone up.

- Furthermore, it is another miracle that nothing has attacked the rest of the Fellowship in their sleep because you and Legolas are quite distracted, to say the least.

- It isn’t until after the Fellowship loses Boromir and the hobbits that you reach your breaking point.

- You’re up to your knees in water, helping Legolas with the boats when your hands touch and everything stops.

- You look up at him, tears in your eyes, and then before you can think you’re falling into his arms.

- “Hold me, Legolas. Hold me, please.”  

- Aragorn and Gimli appear on the shoreline just as Legolas kisses you long and deep.

- Gimli bursts out laughing while Aragorn simply smiles.

- Of course, they both knew the entire time.

- So did everyone else.

- Most nights it had been Aragorn and Boromir who had gotten up and taken watch after you and Legolas had snuck into the forest.

- They consider your engagement to be a breath of happiness after the journey’s sadness.

A special thank you to the anon who requested this!

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[astronicht]

[crying] Tolkien why do the men of Rohan speak Old English all the time but Isengard is “as the Men of Rohan call it”. Why are the men of Rohan suddenly using a Norse word (-gard). Did they get in-Universe Danelaw-ed. I know u thought all this through and I’ve made some miscalculation 300 pages ago but I’m a small weak creature (read: not a linguist) and im not gonna make it. Do they (Men of Rohan) have the word sky yet or not!! Shaking the gates of heaven (heofon) (not sky(?)) like come out here and talk!!! To me!!!

[thinkinginquenya]

In Order:

Ive been calling this one Walk Walk Finally A Town. On YouTube this seems to be called The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of It's My Book They'll Walk If I Tell Them To. My apologies to Tom Cardy for renaming it.

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. The legend that is Leonard Nimoy singing about the legend that is Bilbo Baggins in the most cheerful song known to humanity.

Po-Ta-Toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, boil 'em mash em.

Where There's A Whip There's A Way. From the Rankin/Bass Return of the King, in which the Orcs of Mordor are revealed to be musical geniuses and are aware of the caste system in which they are trapped.

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard. -gard -gard -gard. I assume you know this one?

[acefaun]

Neuvillette's "According to the judgement of the ✨ORATRICE✨ ✨MECANIQUE✨ ✨D'ANALYSE✨ ✨CARDINALE✨"

is giving me the same vibes as

Legolas' "They're taking the Hobbits to ✨Isengard✨gard ✨gard✨gard✨"

[aweisz]

theyre taking the hobbits to isengard theyre taking the hobbits to isengard theyre taking the hobbits to isengard gard gard gard gard the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard to isengard

[hustlerose]

theyre taking the hobbits to isengard gard gggard

[bisexualmoses]

Did you guys know that.

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard -gard -gard -gard ….

[whenthegoldrays]

now I have “they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard (gard, gard, gard, gard)” stuck in my head

[unyearn]

they're taking the hobbits to isengard gard gagard gard what did you say the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard to isengard to

[annoyingblondebracket]

Legolas propaganda

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Gard, gard, gard, gard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Gard, gard, ga-gard, gard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! What did you say? The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits To Isengard, to Isengard! The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits To Isengard, to Isengard! The Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits, the Hobbits To Isengard, to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Gard, ga-ga-ga-gard! Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him A balrog of Morgoth What did you say? A balrog of Morgoth What did you say? They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Stupid, fat Hobbit They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Stupid, fat Hobbit They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! Stupid, fat Hobbit Leave now and never come back!

[ettawritesnstudies]

Hyperspecific Poll Tag Game

Thanks @forthesanityofstorytellers! I'll do this for Cecelia because she won last time I did one of these polls with multiple characters (are y'all ok????)

rules for the maker: choose a character and make a poll

rules for the voter: pick either an experience you've had or the one you vibe the most with.

tagging @avrablake and @abalonetea and @inkdropsonroses if you're interested in joining!