#is this rizz??
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If you were were a country, I would change my Nationality to whatever Nationality the people in your country was.
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I’M DOWN IF YOUR DOWN 🤭 - 🩷
IM DOWN.. DOWN BAD FOR YOU🤭
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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
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“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
#basically Bruce gets hit with a curse that only allows him to speak in slang#what’s funny is that only dick is chronically online enough to understand him#and Jason’s recording everything for blackmail later#Bruce: don’t care didn’t ask. -100 points for aura and rizz#Jason: LAUGH#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#text#text post#batfamily
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im v curious as to the thought my friend might be in the tk community somewhere ,,, ts kinda been in my head they kept provoking me n LITERALLY BEGGING TO GET TICKLED they admitted I was one of the only ppl they would let tickle them HELP . but umm anyways I'm like rly curious Abt if they're in the community I mean I don't 100% think they are but idk
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king of rizz™ 🥂
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#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#alastor#vivziepop#vivziepopfanart#radioapple#appleradio#rizz#Luci bagged BOTH Lilith and Eve?!#I'm sure that short king has some game lol#even tho it's a bit lame lmao#but Alastor isn't used to that#That's what he gets for being too nosy lol
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The sillies
When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked
#Odysseus (virgin) asking Athena (virgin goddess) for romantic advice is so funny to me#like it’s literally the blind leading the blind#I like to think even after days of strategizing with Athena ody still has 0 rizz#yes he’s trained in tactical seduction and yapping but up against someone he actually likes?#Penelope is just amused and charmed by his rizzlessness#0 rizz#epic the musical#epic odysseus#epic athena#epic penelope#odypen#fanart#xria art
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this. this is what happened in that scene right
#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy's movie#mike schmidt#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#bonnie#fnaf vanessa#fnaf mike#fnaf bonnie#bonnie be nice your sister's rizz game isnt the best#let her have this#mike looks so traumatised here im sobbing kjfhdjkgd#if you saw me repost this no you didntttttt#i fORGOT TO ADD THE VANESSA AND MIKE PANEL#pear post#scheeze art
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fucking dumbass
#bro got negative rizz smh#es que a él le gustan mayores😔🙏#ragajax#bunnydoll#tadc#ragatha x jax#jax x ragatha#the amazing digital circus#ragatha#tadc ragatha#jax#tadc jax#mattdrawz
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there must be something wrong with my eyes - not just cause I’m Asian, I can’t keep them off you
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This was genuinely fucking whiplash between saying goodnight just now and this. I DON'T KNOW WHATTOSAY HELPMEEE. WHAT IS UR ISSUE !!/AFF
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I can't get enough of this deer
#messyr#doodle#artists on tumblr#i swear guys he wasnt even my fav since pilot until the show came back and got me hooked to him#hes got that ace rizz and it's too strong#AND IM CUPIOROMANTIC (but asexual)#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel charlie
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How William Afton got his wife in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#mrs afton#clara afton#fnaf sister location#afton family#I don’t think William loves anyone in a normal way#he isn’t a normal guy#so meeting someone like Clara who is normal#who is well liked who’s successful in her field etc#he would want to have her so it’ll make him more normal as a result#would make the perfect American family#meanwhile on her end she just liked his vibes Pff#HE WAS just weird guy rizz#it’s funny and interesting to consider how they met#and what they actually like about each other#I definitely like explore them more in a more serious way#rn this is more of a joke bit
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You're all I think of.
#words#love quotes#quotes#love#poetic#poetry#love poem#romantic#original poem#poem#love poetry#love poems#love poesia#romance quotes#romance poem#romance#literature#poetblr#poetic rizz#for
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well someone learned how to flirt
#arcane#caitvi#caitviedit#arcaneedit#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#arcane s2#wlwsource#animationsource#i wanted to say caitlyn got some rizz but im too much of a millennial alskdjfljlk#myedit
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