#is this not him tho i’m tweakin
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ponyt4il · 11 months ago
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*soaphie* HAIIIII CHARLESS😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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“allo sophie!!”
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chibishortdeath · 4 months ago
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I actually really like the messed up skeleton Dracula design, it conveys that he’s not at full power yet pretty well :3. More explanations and two unfinished doodles under a cut—
Close up on Drac’s upper half cause the drawing was way too big for one photo of it. Something that I noticed while staring at his sprite for a while is that he’s probably not wearing a hood, but chainmail armor with a helmet on top :O!
Entire page view to get all the Dracula in frame lol. His armor isn’t falling off btw, everything is rising into place from the altar. Hopefully he’s not too gorey for general tags uhhh yeah d(TwT ).
This is him when he’s done coming together. He’s still not fully powerful or physically all there yet, but it’s just enough to be able to troll Simon at the end 💀💀💀. Anyway yeah he’s totally me when my arch nemesis doesn’t find my teeth and accidentally summons me before I’m ready lol.
Simon is literally so fun to just put in poses. He is almost always my model for drawing poses because his big thighs kinda force you to make his pose even more exaggerated to get the same amount of open space and ratio of things— yeah idk it’s fun. He’s also allowed to have some sass sometimes I think. Fun fact! I didn’t use a reference for these :3. I’m so proud! Angles like this are usually hard!!! Oh and rare family heirloom sword moment. I’m taking this as a nod to the recent Haunted Castle remake now, which was so out of no where like (*o* ). I’ll take it!!! Simon game!!! A win!!! Hopefully the next collection they put out has Adventure Rebirth in it X3.
Simon but he is staring at you with the saddest pouty wet cat eyes. Tbh I think this general kinda neutral/resting sad expression is what I draw him with the most.
Which is why I also tried drawing him with other expressions!!!!!! In this one he is surprised and awkwardly responding to being told something so negative it’s almost comedic 💀💀💀. I was imagining the one town in Simon’s Quest with some bangers like “after Castlevania I told you never to return” and “you’ve upset the people now get out of town” X,,,,,D. He’s a little taken aback and was gonna try to defend himself, but he just leaves anxiously.
Please imagine that in this one he is saying that one meme that goes “it is hot as hell in this fucking ass hot ass room I’m in… IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER⁉️⁉️⁉️”.
Yay! Putting him on furniture for background practice!!! He is sitting on a church pew, having a couple micro sleeps cause he’s sleep deprived. He may fall off cause that armor is a little too heavy when sitting down I’d imagine.
These last two are for the images below. First one is just him kinda tweakin idk, he’s been awake too long and seen too much, somebody direct him to the nearest church, bro needs rest 💀. His hand shaking reminds me tho, a couple days ago I played the jojo fighting game so hard I had to put ice on my hand 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀. It SUUUCKED like take it from me don’t play as Polnareff in story mode if you’ve already been playing for a long time 。゚(゚´ω`゚)゚。
This one is just general anatomy practice, just doodling his proportions to keep the skill of being able to draw them d(^^ ). I ended up really liking how I drew his hair in this one though, it’s cute :3.
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cherryluvrx3 · 1 year ago
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meat lovers amirite??
Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas
Chapter 5
I went home with an extra pep in my step, resisting the urge to hop, skip and frolic around like a cutsie whimsical princess or something.
I shut the door to my room and kicked off my shoes, plopping into bed, stomach first with my legs kicking behind me.
I decided against texting Dave- and Karkat and John for that matter, because I didn’t wanna come off as weirdly clingy and desperate for “friendship”. Besides, they’re still working anyway. So instead, I go to text the group chat so I can report the good news.
It takes a few seconds before anyone answers but like always, Roxy is the first to respond.
Me
-!!!!
Roxy <3
- hey babe! What’s up?
Me
-You would not believe what just happened omhggg
Gamz :o)
-wazzzzzupppppp
Me
-Sooo
-I went to see Dave right
Nepetita :3
-Oooh really?? :0
Me
-Yesss
-N I got his number xP!!
Roxy <3
-omg rllyy!!
-wooo!!
Gamz :o)
- u text him yet
Me
-No ima wait a bit
-He’s still working
-also
-I got his coworkers numbers too xP
-They’re named John and Karkat
Roxy <3
-omg????
-girl you just
-3 dudes numbers!!??
Tezi >:]
-Since when did you have the sweet talking abilities for that?? >:0
Me
-I know I knowww
-Ima smoooooth opertatorrrr
-The men flock to me and bow at my feet as I walk by
Gamz :o)
-Waitttttt
-wait wait
-waittttt
Me
-what
Tezi >:]
-Wat >:?
Gamz :o)
-A guy named Karkat
-I might know that motherfucker
Nepetita :3
-a furriend of yours??
Gamz :o)
-Just a guy I met on a field trip like 2 years ago or smn
-we both got lost at the motherfuckin zoo freshman year
-like ours n his school was there at the same time n shit
-kinda just walked around tryna find like the groups we came with or whatever but I kinda gave up
-n he didn’t wanna walk around alone so he just stayed with me
-we was just chillin with the stingrays
-he was still tweakin tf out tho so I gave him a edible
Me
-Omg???
Gamz :o)
-motherfucker didn’t know it was an edible tho or else I don’t think he would’ve ate it
-we were tripping hard by the time we made it back to the buses lol
Roxy <3
-gamzzz 😭😭
-i don’t think u shld giv edibles to strangersss
Nepetita :3
-Yeah that's a little
-ermmm
-rude?
Gamz :o)
-was jus tryna help the guy
Me
-Well anyways
-I’m not like
-Actually interested in them or anything
-Just wanna be friends with them
Tezi >:]
-I thought you wanted to date pizza boy??
Me
-Oh Dave yeah
-I meant just him tho lol
Gamz :o)
-yeah for a sec I thought u were rlly tryna juggle 3 hoes at once
Roxy <3
-yeah righttt
-they can barely juggle dave alobe!!
-alone
Me
-I could totally have multiple hoes if I wanted???
Roxy <3
-yep
Gamz :o)
-mhm
Tezi >:]
-ok
Nepetita :3
-...well.. *sweats nervously*
Me
-FUCK YOU GUYSS
-WHAT EVA!!!!!
-I see you guys are just some hating ass bitches
Roxy <3
-not hating just being #real babe
Nepetita :3
-Anyways!! It’s great that you got Dave’s number!! Are you planning on texting him first or letting him come to you?
-Do you want to be the purredator or purray? :3
Me
-hmmm
-well I was thinking
-wait
-omg?
Tezi >:]
-Wat >:?
Me
-He literallyyyyy just texted me
-brb teehee
Roxy <3
-omgg? the stars r aligningg for u to hav ur momenttt
Gamz :o)
-get his ass
While John gave me his pesterchum user, Dave and Karkat gave me their regular numbers because they “weren’t fucking nerds” and so I put them into my phone’s contacts.
Pizza Dave
-hey dawg
Me
-hiiiii ? aren’t you still working? Lol
Pizza Dave
-yeah I’m still on the clock for like 2 hours but not much is going on
-there was one more call for delivery and I made Kat deal with it because I’m still recovering from that last traumatic experience
-told him I might have some serious PTSD induced panic attacks if I had to hold another pizza in my hands
Me
-Oh haha
-So are you likee
-Just chatting to pass the time?
Pizza Dave
-bingo. pretty much.
-I’d chat with John but right now he’s busy talking to like
-some other friend??
-like what the helllll
-I was the OG bestie yknow
-but now he’s over there getting all cozy with some dude he met on some online forum that’s just a cesspool for shitty movie lovers
-guess he wanted a guy who’d listen to him rave about nick cage without bitchin but I mean I was just keeping it real
-we’re literally on the clock. being on the phone while working is NOT allowed. you’d think he’d know better
… hmm..
Me
-Kinda sounds like you’re a jealous boyfriend lol
Why did I say that? Don’t know, thought it was funny and hit send before I could rethink.
He’d been typing consistently but I could see in real time his speech bubble stop.
I headed back to the group chat to update them, cutting off whatever they were talking about.
Me
-So he’s texting me rn bc he’s bored at work
Nepetita :3
-well that at least shows he’s thinking of you?
Me
-welllllll he just said he’s only talking to me bc his other friends are busy lol
-but I mean this is my chance to slide myself into his personal circle!!
I went back to me and Dave’s convo and- holy shit. While I was gone he was typing up a storm
Pizza Dave
-what
-no
-no way dude
-me and john are just buds
-that's my home dawg yknow
-like if I was jealous it would just be because of the friendship we have being threatened
-yknow what I mean
-like
-not at all like a jealous boyfriend those are like two totally different things
-besides I’m not gay
-and John isn’t either
-I think
-and if he was I still wouldn’t be gay
-cuz I think girls are really hot and have had a few crushes
-on girls
-so there’s like no way
-not that I have any problem with gay people
-and if John was gay that’d be cool and all
-I really don’t care
-cuz at the end of the day I’m not gay so that’s not an issue
-uh
Me
-OKAY I GET IT
-I was just joking bro
-You don’t gotta get all freaked out lol
Pizza Dave
-I’m not freaked out
-who’s freaking out?
-not me
-I’m chill
-chill as hell dude
-look up chill in the dictionary and you’ll see my face
Me
-Okay
-anyways
-what school do you go to?
Yeesh. I guess that boyfriend comment opened up a can of worms. I screenshotted the convo to share with the group chat.
Me
-Soooo… guys..??
Gamz :o)
-wow
Roxy <3
-Yikes he’s definitely closeted
Tezi >:]
-Totally. That’s actually kinda embarrassing
Nepetita :3
-Aww I feel kinda bad… but I mean he said he’s alright with gay people so
-it probably won’t be that long until he opens up and accepts that part of himself?
Me
-Yeah I think so too
-I don’t think he has a crush on John specifically but he’s def fruity
-even if this whole relationship thing doesn’t work out ima stick to with him to support him cuz boyyy does he need it!!
I go back to chatting with Dave and he seems to have calmed down. We both learn a bit more about each other after 15 minutes he says he has to get back to work. We said our goodbyes and I headed to take a shower so I could process all the information I learned today.
Maybe I’ll talk to him tomorrow during lunch? Even though we have different schools, apparently our bell schedules matched up and we even had lunch at the same period.
I yawn and tuck myself into bed for a few hours of scrolling on my phone.
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a/n btw John was talking to Jake, no I'm not shipping them
Also Dave is closeted and in denial.
I see both him and Karkat as bisexual but since this fic is supposed to be gender-neutral I don't think I'll go into too much detail on how that could affect his relationship with reader bc it's different depending on who you are. I might end up making reader bisexual too but idk bc I don't want readers who aren't bi to be 'forced' into it. I mean all I know for sure about you guys reading this is that you're attracted to men (or just reading this bc you're bored lol)
Also Karkat is also a bit closeted but he's very much aware of who he is, he's mainly closeted because he knows Dave is iffy around his own sexuality and is worried Dave will see him different if he comes out to him.
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aaamike · 8 months ago
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Spoilers for the Manga
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This motherfucker threw hands with Sukuna and is all like “oh i might die!” BITCH YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF SURVIVING COMPARED TO ANYONE ELSE!
Jokes aside tho, Kusakabe is a perfect example of someone who doesn’t have confidence in their own ability. His ranking as a 1st grade sorcerer is not for show, since his expertise with simple domain makes him quite an intimidating combatant, someone rightfully worthy of the praise given to him by his other contemporaries (Gojo, Nanami and Mei Mei). Even Sukuna is surprised by what his simple domain techniques can do. Speaking of Sukuna….
Didn’t Kusakabe casually Manji kick Sukuna a couple hundred meters?
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- I’m no power scaler, but if he could throw hands with Sukuna (who was tweakin at the time). Maybe at the end of the day, the only person who doesn’t think he’s 1st grade status, is Kusakabe himself.
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leamen · 1 year ago
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Things Keep Falling Down
Really thought that i could get away this time
But all i see are faces i can’t save this time
Got nobody else but me to blame this time
But how is it i mess up everything about you
Really thought i had to get away this time
I really thought that i could find a way this time
Yea yea
I tried to take your pain this time
But how is it i mess up everything about you
I get too sentimental sometimes babe
There aint no arm around my neck these days
Even in my room i dont feel safe
Disregard the pain inside
I wish you would hold me tonight
FIRST PART
Don’t feel at ease im rolling down my sleeve
Couldn’t see God so i prayed to the trees
The faces pass, i see them for the leaves
Keep me cool for i must speak my piece
covid hit they said to leave everything in our locker
that’s a metaphor to keep all the hurting contained inside ya
spent those days inside and alone i felt defeated
strangers promised they’d keep me warm they didn’t mean it
Kept my cool convincing myself i wasn’t bleeding
Rejected warmth convincing myself i didn’t need it
Tapping on the glass to reach out, i didn’t feel it
Bringing up the past to reach out, i didn’t feel it
then i found a girl that i loved kept my heart beating
i didn’t realize it till now i was conceited
came up with a friend on my own i named him leamen
put my therapy in all of the songs i had completed
Don’t feel at ease im rolling down my sleeve
Couldn’t see God so i prayed to the trees
The faces pass, i see them for the leaves
Keep me cool for i must speak my piece
When yusa fell into that train
I didnt know what to say
Collapsed into the shower warmth
I stayed in there for days
Tried to do my usual
Thats singing out my pain
But when i tried to hit the page
I didnt know what to say
Paul done alley oop me but i couldn’t finish tho
Stayed away from heads because i tried to keep me whole
Knew it didn’t work cuz i was tweakin off the smoke
Memories eating at me gotta learn to let it go
2 deaths in a year my dear
It left me in a haze
2 years living life alone
I got used to the cave
My heart was made of glass
But i just got used to the aches
Im sorry that i couldn’t take
The smiles i had to fake
How was i supposed to know her dad would go away
Now all i feel when i wake up is guiltiness and shame
Only in my sleep is when the feelings go away
I couldn’t pick up the phone so i’m just stuck calling your name
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nobodyisalone111 · 3 years ago
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Im dissecting his lies
I JUST WANT TO SAY FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHOS HEARD THIS AND OR WORSE ABOUT ME.
let me state this now. i was approached by someone about ben in 2019 and saod no because im not god and tgatd not my job( even tho he did shit for me to want it, but dont.) hate isnt somerhing i do. its not in me and ita way less energy to nothing you. SO KID TWEAKIN. Also. ME HIT HIM UP FOR A GRAM😶‍🌫️💀😭😭 his ego way to big i peed on my self. WHAT HE WASNT expecting tho was me to be on the other side of my friend phone. OU that was fun can’t lie. But anyway this mf had y’all believing shit that I LITERALLY WOULDNT DO CAUSE I HAVE A SOUL or too much to lose.
Um also.. I DID have bens Address because randomly child support sent me it asking if it was right. Lmao and no one manipulated anyone to do anything or anything like that. A FRIEND WHO FEELS EQUIVALENT TO ME ABOUT CHILD MOLESTERS CAME OVER WHEN I WAS GOING THRU EVERYTHING AND WE TALKED ABOUT not killing Ben. BUT THE WHOLE SITUATION. Point blank period.
He’s a pathological liar because I have a screenshot of him saying he lost his apt cause of me 🤣🤣💀🤣🤣🤣 okay and now about to be a multi millionaire 🤮😭🤣 y’all don’t hold y’all’s breath I heard his “invention “ and his scam on LÜM 🥱😑 this nigga ain’t a hustler fool he’s a scam artists at it’s finest. EVERYONE I have associated with this past year he’s run a back ground check on( got that proof too) and infiltrated YALLS lives as someone idk 🤷‍♀️ but
VERY AUDACIOUS OF ANYONE TO BELIVE THAT BS… Also he’s saying I’m on H. I heard that phone call. ——IM 32 and watched drug inc and shit and am proud to say I don’t even know what it looks like even from tv. So yeah.
Eh and you see him “intimidating this friend “ 🥱😭😭😭��😭 please understand this kid is a no body and LITERALLY MADE HIS LIFE 2021 to terrorize me day in and day out. Fake numbers pages emails ect.
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skullsnsunbeams · 5 years ago
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Please enjoy part 2 my commentary of Outer Banks (you can find part 1 here)! Disclaimer: I started this show because I wanted to see all the hype was; I won't lie, I thought it was dumb and cliche throughout most of it. However, since I've finished I can safely say that I NEED A SECOND SEASON BC HOLY FUCK BRO. Don't come at me for MY OPINIONS, & also, most of what I say is in the spur of the moment. If you wanna come talk to me about the show I will GLADLY DO SO.
Ep. 6
• I don't trust Ward, jot that down
• John B is gonna be blinded
• FUCK OFF WARD YOU'RE NOT SLICK
• I WANNA GO AAAAWWWWF
• But now John B is actually on the property so that might be beneficial?
• Lana said fuck the feds and I did too
• BARRY BETTER BEAT RAFE'S ASS
• It's what he deserves :)
• THE CURTAIN JUST MOVED AND KIE SAW IT
• FUCK YEAH KIE SLAP HIS ASS
• Did he just
• He just slapped her back
• MOSQUITOS MEAN WATER
• YUPPPP THERE WE GO POPE KNOWS
• This is deadass the goonies
• "You love the idea of me" YESSSSS SARAH
• YES WARD CHOKE HIS BITCHASS OUT
• "WHERE'S THE BEACH!?"
• It's actually not okay but okay
• Yes he DID say that
• Desgusten
• RAFE IS GONNA STEAL MONEY FROM HIS DAD AND JOHN B IS GONNA BE BLAMED
• AHAHAHAHAH CAUGHT EM
• I love Pope sm
• Adina is that bitch, man
• Barry's gonna get his ass beat by Ward
• I knew it
• THERE'S WARD'S SHORT FUSE
• RAFE YOUR DADDY IS A PSYCHO
• KARMA, BABY, KARMA
• They're gonna trap Sarah and Kie on the boat?
• That's a got damn STING
• Why are they holding the blunt like a cigarette?
• What a shitty fucking person you are, Sarah. That's fucked up.
• SHE CALLED THE COPS I'M CACKLING
• They're gonna get caught by the scary lady
• "Weed? I could go for some weed" same, JJ
• JJ and Pope being assholes about John B and Sarah is my aesthetic
• NO NO NO WHY HER EYES LOOK LIKE THAT
• She's blind, duh
• Gross gross gross
• He's gonna catch something
• Wait does Corona virus exist in the OBX universe?
• "Any dead bodies?" Does the jaw bone he found count?
• That's shit he's covered in shit THAT'S GOLD THAT'S FUCKING GOLD
• JANIE'S GOT A GUN
• This is so cute but I know it's gonna blow up in their faces
Ep. 7
• I hate Ward he's such a sneaky bastard
• He's gonna take him out to sea and MURDER HIM
• or at least, like, warn him
• HE'S SUCH A GOOD LIAR
• Our boy Barry, he's gonna stir some shit up
• I knew it, pretending to be a cop tho?
• John B is B'ing dumb again
• Maybe not
• JJ NOOO
• CRAIN ESTATE IS FOR SALE
• AND WARD IS GONNA BUY IT
• JJ just wants his dad's approval
• THAT'S FOR HIS RESTITUTION
• How did ik this was gonna happen
• I hate his dad
• ahhhhh I WANNA HUG HIIIIIM
• Sarah do be bailin
• She said FUCK VULNERABILITY and to that I say SAME
• Those candles are gonna cause a fire. Old church? The Outsiders vibes
• Did they not just say they were gonna wait? And then immediately fuck? Okay.
• He spent his restitution money. He did exactly what he fought his dad about.
• He needs a hug so bad
• Thank you for hugging him Kie
• GUESS WHO'S CRYING
• ME IT'S ME
• Mr. Cameron, sir, you are operating a motor vehicle whilst drinking. You're providing a minor with alcohol. You should not be the Grand Knight of Rhododendron!!!
• Ward is an eavesdropping little shitfuck
• Blah blah blah all I'm hearing is a rich man trying to get the gold
• "Equitable split" sir you Didn't Find The Gold therefore You Do Not Get A Cut
• FINALLY JOHN B IS BEING SMART
• WARD JUST SNITCHED ON HIMSELF
• WARD KNOWS ABOUT THE DISAPPEARANCE
• Well, son, the sheriff already kinda knows
• What's he gonna do
• THE GAFFING HOOK
Ep. 8
• Ward is literally psycho so that's fun
• WHAT IS THIS SHOW
• HE STOPPED THE HOOK WITH HIS CAST I'M DEEEAAAD
• This turned into Parasite all of a sudden
• And this right here, folks, is called anxiety
• I love GTA
• Ward is actually psychotic
• "Ward you just got involved" just like his daughter did
• Fuck HE KILLED HIM FUCK YOU WARD
• AND HE DIDN'T CALL ANYONE WHAT A CUUUUNT I'M SO MAD
• BIG JOHN IS A LEGEND
• Ow my heart 🥺
• Ward is a big fat liar!!!!!!
• Oh my god JOHN B GONE CRAZY
• Sarah really switched up like that, huh? Shady bitch
• Where's DCS throughout all of this?
• He's doin a lil memorial I'M SAAAAD
• Pope deserves better!!!
• The gold is gone, just watch
• YUP I KNEW IT
• FUCK YOU WARD
• I feel so bad for Pope's dad bc he's had to work hard too, man
• Going to the Bahamas?????????
• Fuck Rafe
• BLAH BLAH BLAH NO ONE LIKES YOUUUU
• Pope whhhyyyy are you telling these PEOPLE ABOUT THE GOLD
• Oh shiiiit Susan knows about OTHER dirty cops
• I hope the plane crashes :)
• WARD IS A PIECE OF SHIIIIIIT
• SUE YEEEES
• John B's nod should not have been sexy
• RAFE YOU SONOFABITCH
• LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!!!!!!
Ep. 9
• WARD. IS. A. PSYCHO.
• HOW IRONIC THAT RAFE'S TRUCK HAS A BLUE LIVES MATTER FLAG ON THE BACK WINDOW RHSJDJDBDNDH
• Pope is finally letting it out and I'M SO GLAD FOR HIM
• I shouldn't be laughing about Shoupe complaining about the regulator
• Ward really is a psycho
• FUCK THE POLICE
• All teenagers want is their parents' approval and that makes me saaaaaad
• Why do I wanna hug Rafe rn
• HE'S LIKE, NEVER GOTTEN A HUG IN HIS LIFE BEFORE???????
• OW MY HEART
• When the main character becomes a fugitive with a bounty 🥰
• Sarah isn't gonna do shiiiiit
• "What's gonna happen to Rafe?" Nothing. Because he's a rich white boy who can get away with anything bc of his daddy's money and power.
• They better not do a cliff hanger and make us wait til next season
• Rafe is delusional
• "He's a maniac" Pot, meet kettle
• Whose house is this?
• How are you gonna tell him to get out of your house and then chase him when he's trying to leave
• Pope high is amazing
• AW MY BABY
• He deserves the world and more
• NO PLEASE DON'T CRRRRYYYYY
• Topper is gonna let John B go, isn't he?
• He really locked his daughter in her room like Rapunzel
• "Hey Top, hey man, it's John B, hey" HE'S SUCH A LOSER LMAOOOO
• "My bad" My bad!?!??
• They're arguing over what word to use
• This is kinda gay ngl
• THIS FAKE CRYING EJDBEUSHEH SARAH
• Wheezie better not fuck this up bro or I s2g
• TOPPER DEF LET JOHN B OUT I WILL HOLLER
• I think Rafe is gonna get shot
• I hate this
• THE VEEEEENT
• I love rooting for a criminal
• SNITCHES GETS STITCHES, BITCHES
• Topper is gonna switch up on the Kooks and actually help out I bet
• RAFE NEEDS TO BE INSTITUTIONALIZED EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
• TOPPER IS WEARING THE HOODIE
• THAT'S HOW HE PROVED HIS LOVE FOR HERRR
Ep. 10
• Aw John B
• Pope said FUCK FEELINGS
• Tf is SBI
• State bureau of investigation, got it
• NO, WARD NEEDS TO BEAR RESPONSIBILITY BC IT IS. HIS. FAULT.
• "Idk how to fix it" kill yourself, easy
• Sell? You mean lie. Rich people logic amirite??
• RAFE HAS VOICES IN HIS HEAD HE'S GONE OFF THE DEEP END
• The officer better know the truth
• WARD IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR
• The SBI agent sees right through Ward
• I hate this bastard
• FUCK YEAH
• Rafe is TWEAKIN
• Barry to the rescue?
• "I done worse, I was in the army" LMAOOOO
• Nvm Barry is still trash
• TRASH STICKS WITH TRASH
• They're GONE occifer
• AND THE THUNDER ROOLLLLS
• My heart is hurting so bad rn
• Is he gonna give himself up rn?
• I hate when JJ cries
• AHHHHHHHH HIS EYES OPENED AND I GOT SCARED
• OW MY FUCKIN HEART
• Shoupe is a pussy ass bitch too
• Pause, smoke break
• Lessgo
• He's gonna wait for the keys to be close to the car
• CALLED IT
• That was *chef's kiss*
• This is not good
• YEEEEES POPE
• NOOOOOO POPE
• VENGEANCE
• Holy shit
• Okay I'm gonna say it
• This GOT GOOD
• NO MORE CLICHES
• Holy fuuuuck
• If we get a second season, I wanna see Rafe destroyed
• Woah okay
• JJ is third wheel
• This is crazy
• STOP WASTING TIME
• This is all funny bc these kids are 16 and they think they're in love
• I GASPED OMG
• What did this turn into
• There's a cliche!!!
• Holy fuckitnenehehe
• Fuck you Ward
• He's gonna do it
• Ewwww "I'd rather die than be without you"
• What in the ever living hell
• Fuck fuck fuck
• And JJ is left alone
• OH MY GOD IM CRYING
• Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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**Only Human.** (ditched short film)
Short Film about October but not directly saying October.
Shot on VHS
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"Home Video" style
Shaky footage intentionally but also mix in really cinematic shots
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MUSIC
Sooner or Later - N.E.R.D
(Perfect for drive home)
Everyone Nose - N.E.R.D
Purple Baguettes - 88GLAM
Dirt and Grime - Father's Children
Territorial Pissings - Nirvana
(Skating away from home)
Never Can Say Goodbye - Jackson 5
(Perfect for falling back in bed / ending)
The End Has No End - The Strokes
(Loading Docks)
Anti Matter - N.E.R.D
Partners in Crime Part Three - The Internet
(Playing loud in the car that almost hit MAIN)
She Works Out Too Much - MGMT
(Right when they fight / spinning)
Heavy Hitter - Jack Harlow
(Loading Docks)
Molly - Iann Dior
Hive - Earl Sweatshirt
Gonna Love Me - Teyana Taylor
Music credits scratchy handwritten scanned cover titles
The bedroom for context is dimly lit. Windows Closed.
INT. THROUGHOUT HOUSE - AFTERNOON
Quick tripod shots through the house symbolize that MAIN is blasting his music through the house. Every room is shown with the faint loud sounds of blaring music.
INT. STAIRS - CONTINIOUS - DOLLY UPSTAIRS
Music is still playing but the shot is a steady cam shot walking up the stairs. Very slow but symbolizing the music is coming from upstairs.
INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
Through the glass window of the kitchen show MOM cutting carrots on a cutting board. You hear the chop of the carrots rhythmically just a little off beat to the music heard from MAIN's room. Eventually she cuts one last carrot and angrily marches upstairs.
INT. STAIRS - CONTINIOUS - DOLLY UPSTAIRS
Same shot as before but mom comes marching through the scene.
INT. BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
Sitting in bed MAIN is no the computer but we cannot see what he is doing. Shot from the end of the bed frame. Casually bobbing his head to the beat smashing the keyboard.
INT. OUTSIDE BEDROOM (AT DOOR) - CONTINUOUS - STEADY
Mom knocking on the door gently at first but when the knocks go unanswered.
@MAIN
Dammit!
(Super loud)_
INT. BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
Shot of the door being knocked on from inside the room the knocks harder and harder until she bursts in the room. MAIN does not notice.
@MOM
(Angry voice)
Hey MAIN. Hello
(Rooms a mess so tracking shot of walking through the room. Walks over and shuts computer.)
@MAIN
Aye what was that for I was in the middle of something.
@MOM
your music was way to loud.
@MAIN
why didnt you just say that why'd you have to shut my computer. Now I lost all my progress.
@MOM
Cause you weren't listening. Give me the laptop.
@MAIN
Whattt? Nah?
@MOM
Give me the laptop
@MAIN
Nahhhh
@MOM
Thats is
(Rips laptop from hands walks out the door same tracking shot with the zoom for when she exits and slams the door)
INT. BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
From end of bed MAIN from sitting up in falls back in bed super bummed.
@MAIN
Bruhhhh what
INT. BEDROOM OVERHEAD - CONTINUOUS - STEADY
Shot from above you see MAIN laying in the disheveled bed with his phone right next to him. His phone lights up. Grabs phone slowly.
INT. BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
POV of phone in hand Text reads "what you on rt now" from BESTFRIEND. MAIN reply with "my moms tweakin what's up" . Few seconds later BESTFRIEND reply with "damn that sucks come over" MAIN replies with "OMW".
INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
Outside window of MOM cutting carrots again in piece and quiet. There is a burst of footsteps running down the stairs that you can see out of the corner of the shot. (Have main intentionally stop their feet & record audio from inside)
@MOM
Where are you going?
MAIN is putting on shoes frantically on the stairs.
@MAIN
((Grunts) because struggling to put shoes on)
INT. FRONT DOOR HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS - HANDHELD SHOT MINIMAL MOVEMENT
Grabs skateboard from front door and runs out the door. As going out the door yells.
@MAIN
Anywhere but here
MOM comes into frame when running out of the door but in the 1/3 of the frame MAIN is in the 3/3 of the frame.
MAIN Ollies down the first step in the front yard
INT. FRONT DOOR HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS - ABRUPT ZOOM IN
Abrupt zoom in on moms face kinda parallax style showing disappointment and sadness but then she quickly turns out of frame.
((Just a thought the MOM character could be played by a sibling))
EXT. STREET WITH HILL - LATE AFTERNOON - TRACKING
Back of car shot with MAIN skating down the hill not bombing the hill but cruising with loud music playing. Happy expression. (Wearing AirPods)
EXT. COMMONWEALTH STREET WITH THE OLD BUILDINGS (WUTANGSWORDS) - LATE AFTERNOON - TRACKING
Following in a car of side view of MAIN skating along some old building with a little bit of just cruising. A driveway comes up MAIN is to into the music and doesn't realize the car and barley misses hitting the car. MAIN takes out the AirPods and the loud background music stops. Its silent except for DRIVER.
EXT. FOCUS ON DRIVER - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Looking thru the window of the car (Passenger side) and DRIVER is leaning towards the kid with an angry posture
@DRIVER
(Angry tone)
Aye kid maybe watch where you're going next time.
EXT. FOCUS ON MAIN - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Shot is of the top half of the kid top of skateboard In shot one AirPods out
@MAIN
(Stops Skating)
Aye bruh you almost killed me.
EXT. FOCUS ON DRIVER - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Same shot as before
@DRIVER
Yea cause your dumbass wasn't paying
@MAIN
Yo my board!!!! BRUHHHH
@DRIVER (CONT'D)
attention.
EXT. COMMONWEALTH STREET WITH THE OLD BUILDINGS (WUTANGSWORDS) - LATE AFTERNOON - TRACKING
Shot of the broken board on the sidewalk
EXT. FOCUS ON MAIN - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Same shot before
@MAIN (CONT'D)
You know what bro you wack f--
(Puts in AirPods and walks away dragging skateboard away before he finishes what he was going to say)
EXT. COMMONWEALTH STREET WITH THE OLD BUILDINGS (WUTANGSWORDS) - LATE AFTERNOON - TRACKING
Shot from behind the two the DRIVER speeds past MAIN and MAIN is flipping MAIN off while DRIVER drives by. MAIN turns at the next corner into the neighborhood. Dragging board by his feet
EXT. COMMONWEALTH STREET WITH THE OLD BUILDINGS SHOT OF MAINS FACE (WUTANGSWORDS) - LATE AFTERNOON - TRACKING
Close up shot of just the face of MAIN. Shows sorrow and while walking puts in the AirPods and music starts playing again.
EXT. COLES HOUSES GATE - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY ZOOM IN
Steady slow zoom in on Coles gate and can hear Loud music playing and people talking. MAIN walks thru the shot and goes thru the gate. Comes in the frame from the right side. Opens the gate and goes in.
EXT. COLES HOUSES OTHER SIDE OF GATE - LATE AFTERNOON - HANDHELD
MAIN opens up the gate and is looking down but then looks up to see his friends
EXT. COLES HOUSES BACKYARD - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY ZOOM IN
Pans over from opening the gate to everyone chilling in the backyard. Some people skating the halfpipe some people on the tramp. (Music still blasting)
EXT. COLES HOUSES BACKYARD CLOSEUP ON BESTFRIEND - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY ZOOM IN
Bestfriend chillin on the couch looks up
@BESTFRIEND
Aye MAINS here.
@FRIENDS
Whats good MAIN
EXT. COLES HOUSES BACKYARD ON MAIN - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY ZOOM IN
MAIN walks in and throws skateboard down.
@MAIN
What you guys up to
Jumps on the couch with BESTFRIEND can see others skating on the half pipe.
EXT. COLES HOUSES BACKYARD COUCH - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY ZOOM IN
Can see both MAIN and BESTFRIEND on the couch.
@BESTFRIEND
Bruh we just chillin but bro what happened to your board
@MAIN
Some dude hit me with his car
@BESTFRIEND
Bruh that's messed. You good tho?
@MAIN
Yea I'm chillin but my boards not
@BESTFRIEND
Damn bro well cheer up we all got good vibes goin
@MAIN
Bet.
(Opens a soda and starts drinking it)
EXT. COLES HOUSES BACKYARD - LATE AFTERNOON - MONTAGE
Medium speed montage of Coles backyard of chilling.
Music playing over the montage.
EXT. COLES HOUSES BACKYARD BESTFRIENDS FACE - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Shot of BESTFRIEND in the backyard holding his phone
@BESTFRIEND
Aye some homies chillin at the Docks we tryin to hang
@FRIENDS
Yea we down
@MAIN
What Ima do? I don't got a board thanks guys.
@1FRIEND
Homie chillllll. We got plenty of boards you're set.
@BESTFRIEND
Yea don't trip we wouldn't leave yuh
(1FRIEND throws MAIN a board)
@MAIN
Ight lets go then.
EXT. COLES HOUSES OTHER SIDE OF GATE - LATE AFTERNOON - HANDHELD
Broken skateboard in corner of shot. Everyone runs out MAIN is last to go out. Gate slams.
EXT. JACARANDA ST. SKATING THRU STREET - LATE AFTERNOON - TRACKING
Shot from the back of a trunk of everyone skating but MAIN is dead last and not having fun.
EXT. JACARANDA ST. SKATING THRU STREET MAIN CLOSEUP - LATE AFTERNOON - TRACKING
Shot of just MAIN not looking like having a great time half way thru the tracking steady shot puts in AirPods and music starts blasting again.
EXT. LOADING DOCKS - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Shot of loading docks being packed with people hanging out of the back of cars, people skating and people just sitting. Music playing can't hear it yet because MAIN AirPods are still in. Everyone skates into frame and stops in a line in the middle of the frame. Stay like this for a few seconds then break and start skating again but MAIN stays.
EXT. LOADING DOCKS POV OF MAIN - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Skating past people high fiving other friends / people.
MAINS AirPods are still in.
MAIN can see BESTFRIEND chatting with 2FRIEND but can't hear what their saying MAIN takes out the AirPods and hear the music they're playing and BESTFRIEND faintly in the distance.
EXT. LOADING DOCKS - LATE AFTERNOON - MONTAGE
Montage of loading docks what's happening with the Loading Docks music.
EXT. LOADING DOCKS POV OF MAIN - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
MAIN starts to skate toward BESTFRIEND as he's starting to do a line.
EXT. LOADING DOCKS SEE BOTH MAIN AND BESTFRIEND - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
As they get closer the shot gets tighter.
MAIN starts to get closer while BESTFRIEND is doing a trick. BESTFRIEND messes up and the board hits MAINS shins.
EXT. LOADING DOCKS SHOT OF HIS SHINS AND QUICKLY PANS UP TO MAINS FACE - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Quick pan like said above. But the shot of face is over BESTFRIENDs shoulder and zooms in slowly but doesn't change.
@MAIN
bro why would you do that
@BESTFRIEND
Come on bro you know I didn't mean to do that
@MAIN
Like bruh that really hurt dude that's no cool
(Getting louder more mad)
@BESTFRIEND
Brotha you tripping you know I didn't mean to do that.
@MAIN
Oh im trippin ?
(Grabs BESTFRIEND s shirt)
EXT. LOADING DOCKS SAME SHOT FROM BEFORE BUT STARTS TO SPIN - CONTINUOUS - SPINNING
Start circling around BESTFRIEND and MAIN make 4 circles getting faster and faster until 3 then it slows on the forth with it stopping on MAIN face. Every rotation people in the background disappear and on the last one BESTFRIEND hides as well behind me filming. Everyone else hides behind cars or whatever.
MAIN looks super messed up about it. Super mad about what he just did
EXT. LOADING DOCKS MAIN POV - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Looks around and sees nothing is there except the cars and everything MAIN freaks out.
EXT. LOADING DOCKS LIKE HOW OVER THE SHOULDER CLOSEUP OF MAIN - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
He shuts his eyes and hears faintly.
EXT. GOES BLACK FOR A FEW SECONDS WITH FAINT MUSIC - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
@BESTFRIEND
Bruhhhh MAIN you good chill out you good.
EXT. LOADING DOCKS LIKE HOW OVER THE SHOULDER CLOSEUP OF MAIN - LATE AFTERNOON - STEADY
Opens eyes slowly to see what's up. Still a closeup on MAINS face over BESTFRIENDS shoulder position but when he opens his eyes everyones back. And everyones circling around.
@BESTFRIEND
Bro lets go home you've had a rough one today
MAIN nods head
EXT. LOADING DOCKS INTO 2FRIEND CAR - DUSK - STEADY
shuts the door and drives away tracking shot of car pulling away
EXT. JACARANDA ST. OF CAR - DARK - TRACKING IN BACK OF CAR
Light inside of car so its red inside the car. Silent ride except for the radio playing.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF HOUSE WATCH CAR PULL UP - DARK - TRACKING
Track car pulling up to the house and MAIN gets out of the car.
@MAIN
Aye thanks for the ride and BESTFRIEND sorry about today
@2FRIEND
Don't trip brotha
@BESTFRIEND
It all good don't worry bout it
@MAIN
Ight see you guys later
EXT. OUSIDE OF CAR SHUTING DOOR - DARK - HANDHELD STEADY
Shuts car door and tracks him running from the street to the front door.
INT. STAIRS - NIGHT - DOLLY UPSTAIRS
Run into the shot while its already going up the stairs
@MOM
(Faintly heard)
Hey MAIN you ok?
INT. OUTSIDE BEDROOM (AT DOOR) - NIGHT - STEADY
Runs through the door closes it and tracks him (Pan) and he's sitting exactly where he was before with computer closed and he starts to fall back.
@MAIN
Bruhhhh what
INT. BEDROOM OVERHEAD - CONTINUOUS - STEADY
Shot from above you see MAIN laying in the disheveled bed with his phone right next to him. His phone lights up. Grabs phone slowly.
INT. BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
POV of phone in hand Text reads "what you on rt now" from BESTFRIEND. MAIN reply with "my moms tweakin what's up" . Few seconds later BESTFRIEND reply with "damn that sucks come over" MAIN replies with "OMW".
INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
Outside window of MOM cutting carrots again in piece and quiet. There is a burst of sound coming from the stairs. you can see out of the corner of the shot. MAIN falls down the stairs.
@MOM
Hey MAIN are you ok!?
INT. INSIDE THE GAME - N/A - N/A ((SAME SHOT))
GAME OVER try again title screen appears
LOUD MUSIC FROM BEGINNING FADES BACK IN
@MAIN
(Quiet knocks)
Dammit!
(Super loud dammit)_
(Louder knocks)
(Angry voice)
Hey MAIN. Hello
(Rooms a mess so tracking shot of walking through the room. Walks over and shuts computer.)
Pull back from computer to reveal its a game
out of corner of same shot you see the door open and the feet come closer
ONLY HUMAN save game launcher opens
Mom shuts the computer lid
INT. PAN UP IN BEDROOM TO SEE MOM
@MAIN
Aye what was that for I was in the middle of something.
@MOM
your music was way to loud.
@MAIN
why didnt you just say that why'd you have to shut my computer. Now I lost all my progress.
@MOM
Cause you weren't listening. Give me the laptop.
@MAIN
Whattt? Nah?
@MOM
Give me the laptop
@MAIN
Nahhhh
@MOM
Thats is
(Rips laptop from hands walks out the door same tracking shot with the zoom for when she exits and slams the door)
INT. BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS - STEADY ZOOM IN
From end of bed MAIN from sitting up in falls back in bed super bummed.
@MAIN
Bruhhhh what
INT. BEDROOM OVERHEAD - CONTINUOUS - STEADY
Shot from above you see MAIN laying in the disheveled bed with his phone right next to him. His phone lights up. Grabs phone slowly.
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