the nurse on board the spaceship Tuplar :> mod message: *taps anya gently* this nurse can fit so much paranoia
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I believe so. Nobody has come in with an injury, and I haven't been made aware of anything like I usually am. It's pretty peaceful now.
Polle has been asleep for a long time. But Polle is awake today. Polle is God today.
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A bit tired but it's nothing some painkillers and rest can't fix. How are you?
Polle has been asleep for a long time. But Polle is awake today. Polle is God today.
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Hello polle :)
Polle has been asleep for a long time. But Polle is awake today. Polle is God today.
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Thank you, I guess. Definitely something to unpack in therapy when I get back to earth, Definitely
(If anya spends the rest of the night cuddling an old cowboy hat, that's her business and her business alone)
Hey, accidentally absorbed your boyfriend, AMA.
@worldshapercalibus
You... you what?! How???? How does that just accidentally happen?!?!?!?!? This isn't a situation that the word "accidentally" can be used!!!!!! What next?!?!?! You're going to say "whoopsie daisies" like?!?!?!??!!?
Is he OK at least?!?!?! Does he still exist???? Is this a situation to add to what daisuke calls "my lore"?!?!?!?!
Also
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?
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does this always have to happen, every single time things seem to be normal and my life starts to settle and I'm genuinely in peace, something comes along and hits me in the face.
First it was jimmy
And then kaleb died
And then kalebs ghost dissappears
AND NOW HES STARDUST OR WHATEVER?!!?!?!?!
CAN WE NOT CATCH A BREAK
Hey, accidentally absorbed your boyfriend, AMA.
@worldshapercalibus
You... you what?! How???? How does that just accidentally happen?!?!?!?!? This isn't a situation that the word "accidentally" can be used!!!!!! What next?!?!?! You're going to say "whoopsie daisies" like?!?!?!??!!?
Is he OK at least?!?!?! Does he still exist???? Is this a situation to add to what daisuke calls "my lore"?!?!?!?!
Also
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?
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Hey, accidentally absorbed your boyfriend, AMA.
@worldshapercalibus
You... you what?! How???? How does that just accidentally happen?!?!?!?!? This isn't a situation that the word "accidentally" can be used!!!!!! What next?!?!?! You're going to say "whoopsie daisies" like?!?!?!??!!?
Is he OK at least?!?!?! Does he still exist???? Is this a situation to add to what daisuke calls "my lore"?!?!?!?!
Also
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?
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I'm so tired I'm losing my filter 😭😭😭 bye bye my commonplace politeness
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mod post:
SO THE MOST INSANE THING HAPPENED TODAY!!!! I WAS ON THE LAST 2 HOURS OF MY SHIFT WHEN TOMSKA WALKED IN!!!!!! WE MADE AWKWARD EYE CONTACT AND I WAS SO EMBARRASSED!!!! EVENTUALLY MY COWORKER TOLD ME TO GO AND ASK FOR A PICTURE AND LOOK!!!!!

HE WAS SO NICE 😭😭😭😭
WE TALKED ABOUT ASDF MOVIE, EDDSWORLD, ANIMATION, AND HOW I ABSORB CAFFEINE VIA OSMOSIS!!!
I felt so bad because I interrupted his lunch but he assured me it was OK and offered to talk the picture because my hands were so shaky 😭😭😭
I have loved this guys videos since I was 7/8 and I'm so glad I finally got a chance to meet him ❤️❤️❤️
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Anya laughs, slightly caught off guard by the statement
"No- no... not just you. I think the psych evals are the worst, my version of you once claimed to be turned on at the sight of cartoon horses. None of them take the tests seriously"
He tried checking where he thought she'd usually be, considering her job and all, and even then it was reluctantly. He didn't find her. So that was useless. He even ventured down the hallways he could've sworn weren't there before. Why did this ship have so many rooms?? He wasn't sure why she'd be in medical, but it was worth checking. Obviously, she wasn't in his own. He didn't even know they had more than one medical. He just kind of walked into the room unannounced, as with all the other ones. "There you are. You. You're very distant. ...You also look. Different? What's up with that. Have you seen Captain around anywhere? At this point, you spend more time with him than I do. ...With your job and all, I guess that's expected." "What are you doing in here anyways? You hurt or something?" - @tulparsresponsiblenurse (hi., sorry for appearing with my stupid little au. i am a very frightened individual i want to expose him to the horrors) (the fact he is not original and there are in fact multiple other people that look the exact same as his crew)
She looks up at the sudden sound of his voice, the hairs on her arms raising involuntary like they often do.
It takes a moment for her to realise that, once again, it's a different jimmy. And thank God for that
"Hmm?" She questions, her brain processing his words surprisingly slowly for someone who has been through this multiple times.
"Oh... oh OK, I... I think I know what's going on here" she smiles politely
"I'm anya, though you apparently seem to know that I'm the nurse on this ship." She looks the man up at down, analysing his outfit
"... you must be the nurse on yours, huh? This ship seems to be some kind of interdimensional magnet. We have too many versions of the same ship on one spacecraft.
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Jesus take the wheel....
Jesus...
JESUS, PLEASE! TAKE THE WHEEL! I CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL THIS ANYMORE!
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Miles "tails" Prower mention!!!!!
WHY IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN YOUR INBOX????? -☆
"Do you KNOW this guy. IT HAS A NAME??"
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Her face changes from the polite smile on her face to something alot more meek and small as she tries to describe it
"Well, it's... it's not very interesting... alot of pony express posters, awful cake, locks on doors that don't need them..." her eyes get distant for a moment. That was something she hadn't thought about in a while.
"It's cold... we all try to get along, but... it's been a while since I talked to anyone"
He tried checking where he thought she'd usually be, considering her job and all, and even then it was reluctantly. He didn't find her. So that was useless. He even ventured down the hallways he could've sworn weren't there before. Why did this ship have so many rooms?? He wasn't sure why she'd be in medical, but it was worth checking. Obviously, she wasn't in his own. He didn't even know they had more than one medical. He just kind of walked into the room unannounced, as with all the other ones. "There you are. You. You're very distant. ...You also look. Different? What's up with that. Have you seen Captain around anywhere? At this point, you spend more time with him than I do. ...With your job and all, I guess that's expected." "What are you doing in here anyways? You hurt or something?" - @tulparsresponsiblenurse (hi., sorry for appearing with my stupid little au. i am a very frightened individual i want to expose him to the horrors) (the fact he is not original and there are in fact multiple other people that look the exact same as his crew)
She looks up at the sudden sound of his voice, the hairs on her arms raising involuntary like they often do.
It takes a moment for her to realise that, once again, it's a different jimmy. And thank God for that
"Hmm?" She questions, her brain processing his words surprisingly slowly for someone who has been through this multiple times.
"Oh... oh OK, I... I think I know what's going on here" she smiles politely
"I'm anya, though you apparently seem to know that I'm the nurse on this ship." She looks the man up at down, analysing his outfit
"... you must be the nurse on yours, huh? This ship seems to be some kind of interdimensional magnet. We have too many versions of the same ship on one spacecraft.
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He tried checking where he thought she'd usually be, considering her job and all, and even then it was reluctantly. He didn't find her. So that was useless. He even ventured down the hallways he could've sworn weren't there before. Why did this ship have so many rooms?? He wasn't sure why she'd be in medical, but it was worth checking. Obviously, she wasn't in his own. He didn't even know they had more than one medical. He just kind of walked into the room unannounced, as with all the other ones. "There you are. You. You're very distant. ...You also look. Different? What's up with that. Have you seen Captain around anywhere? At this point, you spend more time with him than I do. ...With your job and all, I guess that's expected." "What are you doing in here anyways? You hurt or something?" - @tulparsresponsiblenurse (hi., sorry for appearing with my stupid little au. i am a very frightened individual i want to expose him to the horrors) (the fact he is not original and there are in fact multiple other people that look the exact same as his crew)
She looks up at the sudden sound of his voice, the hairs on her arms raising involuntary like they often do.
It takes a moment for her to realise that, once again, it's a different jimmy. And thank God for that
"Hmm?" She questions, her brain processing his words surprisingly slowly for someone who has been through this multiple times.
"Oh... oh OK, I... I think I know what's going on here" she smiles politely
"I'm anya, though you apparently seem to know that I'm the nurse on this ship." She looks the man up at down, analysing his outfit
"... you must be the nurse on yours, huh? This ship seems to be some kind of interdimensional magnet. We have too many versions of the same ship on one spacecraft.
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Every time turbulence happens on this fucking ship I only hear danganronpa execution music.
It's tough out here for me 😭😭
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september 30th, 1998.. it's a day i'll never forget. the cop inside me died that day.
off topic but oh my hof i love resident evil so so much i'm the no. 1 leon fan
Me too!!!
I love resident evil alot!

^^Here's all the games I have back on earth^^
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The amount of times I wish I could crash out is insane
Everyone on this ship is oh so lucky I am the peak of mental health.
In other news, do you know what happened on September 30th, 1998?
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you see a galaxy haired mushroom wearing 19-year-old blast down the hallway on a skateboard blaring Green Day now sporting a flag that says “fuck Jimmy!”
anya you’re a fucking queen don’t forget that keep slaying and serving Cunt and I mean that in an entirely platonic way!
anyway speed is key!!!
@chemthe-intern
Serving cunt? Umm, OK. I'm assuming that's a good thing, right?
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