#is this bc I high fived the little cat paws??

[ineed-to-sleep]

Me when I see one of my cats walk into the room

[elvenmoans]

It was the same way for me, but once they were consistently touching my hand without seeing the treat, then I made it so I would only give it to them when their palm touched my palm at least a little, and now sometimes they try and be lazy about it but usually will go straight for a flat palm to palm high five on their own.

beware that the cat is probably going to see it as a treat demand. When I have food they want my cats will start trying to high five me to demand it. This was alarming when my oldest got really old and I had to panic stop her when I could tell she was thinking about trying bc her 19yo ass would fall on her face if she lifted the one paw

Heyyy can the person/a person who trained their cat to high five please tell me how you started them off? I'm not having any luck waiting for Fancy to raise her paw at all.

[fictionkinfessions]

remember the ask that asked about canon pets (that was me) i am going to share more facts about danny (the paper eater) because she is my "skrunk". she really really liked tug of war which i didn't know cats could even play tug of war but sure i guess ! she also had her own blanket (fluffy as FUCK) and she would not sleep till you got her blanket and put it beside your head on the pillows so she could sleep right up next to your noggin (the amount of times i have rolled onto her in my sleep and she woke me up pawing at my face bc she was stuck is immeasurable) my lil bro taught her to high five and also had a bad habit of letting her drink out of his cereal bowl (literally that cat had her whole head in the bowl and he was still scooping himself a spoonful of fruit loops) danny also would deliberately wake up my furbies if i did not give her enough attention and when ever i was beading on my loom (im native american thumbs up kerchow) she would play with the fucking thread and stick her hands in the seed bead case and it always scared the crap out of me i though she was gonna spill them all over my fucking carpeted floors !!! she also licked glue that one time and i got like super paranoid abt it and took her to the vet (she was okay) she also liked to lick my (dry) paintings and she would try to fucking parkour her way to my dream catcher above my bed (sometimes she actually made it and i'd catch her ass wackin them feathers) she was a little fucking bitch and i love her. danny the paper eater <3

[chokefriends]

Indulgent kidlaw cat fic

No not like that. I mean cat-owning fic. Someone has a cat and there are issues but also feelings. But make it KidLaw, so you know, stupid weird.

Here's the general points:

Half feral cat on Kidd's ship. Loves Kidd, hates everyone else. Law and it have a certain rivalry in particular, vying for space on Kidd's ship. Fic about law starting to get comfortable on Kidd's ship and in his life, but this fuckin CAT.

Early scene w Law trying to take the extra seat in the war room during a ship meeting, kidd crew is like omfg no that's the cats chair. Law figures these assholes are tryna mess with him. But no. It's this fucking awful cat and she shows up when laws trying to sit in her chair. She bites the fuck outta him and he rooms it away but it comes back like one second later. Kidd's like leave her chair alone, take wires chair. Wire, get yer ass up. Laws like fuck no, this cat is not winning this. Kidd's like, it's her fuckin chair dude.

Shes big and scrawny and black, with seven claws on each paw and one yellow eye.

Law's covered in cat hair haha

Don't mess with her, says killer, shell do worse than piss in your shoe.

She sits in certain hallways or stairs when she decides that no one's gonna use them that day. Destroys your ankles if you do.

law's getting to bed late after staying up late working on smthg. And the damn cat is taking up the entire bed. Laws like, Kidd, that fuckin cat. Kidd's like what's your problem just move her. No you. What, you afraid of a cat? Kidd picks her up and throws her out the door. She lands on her feet and casually strolls away.

Next time law tries to pick her up and move her there is blOOD

One time Law goes to sneakily kiss kidd or whatever while hes sitting at his desk and something goes wrong bc laws face is suddenly bleeding. he finds the cat slung around kidds neck like a scarf, claws out, purring. She blends in perfectly with his coat. Laws like how often, of the times I've seen you wearing that coat, have you been actually wearing this fucking demon. Kidd's like, if I'm aboard the ship? It's a good bet she's up there. She likes high places.

Laws like whyyy do you even have a fucking cat. Kidd's like she's the ratter. Most ships have a cat, how do you guys manage your rat situation? Laws like we do not have rats. How do you know? I knOW.

If there's a lack of rats she starts eating the toes off crewmembers at night, so they actually fucking stock rats. The bigger the better. Wire goes and traps them each port, he knows where to get the big ones. There are heists to steal rats from other ships.

She eats rats like corn on the cob, sitting up on the ship railing, turning them in her sharp little paws until they are just a clean little rat spine

Law comes out to the deck one morning for a post sex cig, and suddenly realizes she's sitting there, on the railing. Staring at him. With a lit cigarette in her mouth. This is too weird so he ignores her and they smoke.

Turns out she smokes like a pack a day.

She absolutely has to be a transformed person, thinks law. Some demonic being in cat form. An animal fruit user. SOMETHING. Kidd's like no, she's just a fuckin cat, what is your deal with her Trafalgar

Well what's her name, besides cat, law wonders. Kidd thinks. "She." Sometimes "Her." Laws like what really she doesn't have a name? Kidd's like, She/Her is a fine name. Laws like that's pronouns not a name. you don't get that confused with anyone on the ship? Kidd's like no lol, no one else wants to be called Her. Laws like wait, so you have zero women in your crew? Kidd's like oh of course there's a few, there's Chunk and Charlie and Shay. Shay may have kicked it... But none of them want to be called Her. Laws like why, is everyone just super butch here? And yeah they mostly are. But it's actually that no one wants to be lumped in with the cat, even the femmes, so everyone just goes by ''he/him" and it's a whole gay thing.

Law talking to killer like, so gender on your ship is divided into cat and not-cat. Killer thinks and then goes like. Yeah. Laws like, and this has been a thing, since your crew began, entirely due to Her. Killers like yeah.

Laws like, killer, you must realize the cat is a demon. He's like no, she's an actual cat I swear. She was a kitten in the scrap yard where Kidd and I worked years and years ago. We were like 10. She followed us when we got on that merchant ship and has been with us ever since. I've tried to kill her like five times, and each time she just comes back stronger. I dunno man. Kidd has a way with her, but then he's always had a thing for dangerous animals. Cough.

Another time Laws on his back in bed and like, gettin it, and he looks up all sultry into Kidd's eyes BUT THEN NO right behind kidds head, hanging upside down from the ceiling with her many claws stuck into the wood, is the cat. Staring at him with her yellow eye. Turns out she can walk on ceilings. Laws all JESUS NO. Starts struggling and Kidd thinks he's playing. Like yes amazing unhh. Laws like THE CAT. and Kidd's like, dude, I'm into whatever you're into, but the cat thing is just too far.

There is a fight.

Law goes out to smoke later and the cat is there again, also smoking. Law shakes his head and lights up, then starts rambling at her. You're a fucking demon, I know you are, Her. Cat just looks at him. Well? Law demands. Killer walks by like, are you actually talking to Her now, you head case? Shes a cat. Law flips him off. So does the cat.

Law eventually gives in and starts bringing bribes for the cat when he visits kidd. He finds the most monstrous rat things and releases them on the ship whenever he wants a moment to himself with kidd, so they're always getting it on with a background track of panic from the crew and terrifying cat yowls.

The crew start to hate Law as much as the cat. The cat starts to hate him maybe a little less.

Maybe eventually the crew decides that law and the cat are the same gender cuz they're both so bloody minded and territorial and moody.

They're like oh look at HER, does she really think she can pull off feathers after labour day?

Final scene is law going out for a smoke, and the cat is there. Looking more disgruntled than usual. Unlit cig and no lighter. Law lights her cig for her and they just smoke in silence.

[ajkal2]

falling on my head like a memory

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31326539/chapters/77458079

Jon squints up at the block of apartments. The sky behind it is dark grey, threatening rain. Some of the windows are lit, and some of them aren’t. Tim lives in Flat 15, according to his employee records, so pretty high up.

-

There’s a cat staring out of a ground-floor window. Looking straight at him. It looks just like the Admiral, ginger and fluffy. It meows, silent, and puts one of it’s paws up onto the glass.

Jon smiles at it, thin and thready. “Hello,” he says, though there’s no way the cat can hear him over the storm.

-

“Seatbelt,” Basira says. Jon reaches up, pulls the belt across his chest, clicks it into place. Safe and sound. Basira turns the key, and the headlights light up. It’s raining, a low patter against the roof of the car as they pull away.

-

Jon’s not sure what the proper procedure is, when waiting for your coworker to blind herself. Outside, beyond the reinforced glass doors, rain hammers into the pavement. -

Jon tightens his grip on Martin’s hand. It’s soft, a little damp, the fingers slightly curled inward. “Not much further,” he says.

-----

Five unrecorded moments. It's always raining somewhere.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31326539/chapters/77458079

posting this again bc it’s done! finished! complete! all the parts are up! it’s my 4+1 about rain and missing scenes from TMA and emotions, and im really happy with how it turned out. i’d make a playlist for it but it would just be, like Here Comes The Rain Again, It’s Raining Somewhere Else, Did You Hear The Rain- you get the gist. (also i did this for the fiction podcast big bang, and there is art! wonderful beautiful art! go check it out!)

[arthoure]

Would you like a Basil update?

In 4 short months, Basil has been promoted from “timid assistant who naps by my desk” to my chief editor. Very involved in my writing process, constantly trying to sit on my laptop, loves to play with pens, often adds important notes to my manuscripts such as “;lkopk\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\”

He’s overcome a lot of his fears, including the fear of toys! He’s very playful and always making up elaborate games. It’s not enough just to chase -- he wants to chase on a specific circuit through the house, the same pattern every time. It’s not enough just to bat, he specifically wants to bat toys you throw at him when he’s up in his cat tree. (We call that game “Top Gun” bc he will happily volleyball spike for ages.) And now he always wants to play “Crazy Train”, where he gets on a towel and we drag him around the house.

He hit his first birthday on July 28th! We got him this bow tie. He hates it so much, but he’s very affection-motivated so sometimes if he wants attention he’ll paw at it until I put it on him, pet him, and tell him he’s a handsome boy. Then he wants it off again.

He’s a very smart fella. He’s learned some tricks (sit, shake, high five, and come), he sits patiently and lets me clip all his nails in one go, and after some work he even lets me brush his teeth now. He’s just as snuggly as ever.

And I STILL have not had even the slightest allergic reaction. The vet is as confused as I am, but his guess is that it might have something to do with brushing Basil so often. The little gentleman loves to be groomed and fancy. 

[koolcatkenma]

cats

a request for @carrochan !!! wrote this after we were #blessed with time skip kenma :))

*not tagging as spoilers bc it rlly doesn’t spoil any major plot points. but warning it is post time skip*

“Kenma, my love, the light of my life, you know how I adore you so, but you cannot bring another cat into this household.”

Kenma stood in the doorway separating the cool night from the warmth of his home. Clad in a super oversized sweatshirt, he had both hands tucked into it. And last time Kuroo checked, his boyfriend did not have a distended stomach that moved and purred.

When he had first opened the door, their younger cat Sushi jumped from the shelf to Kenma’s shoulders and was still perched there, balancing on his three paws while trying to get a whiff of the new addition, who was still hidden. 

“What cat?” The dirty-blond boy deadpanned, moving to slowly take his shoes off. Kuroo’s eyes narrowed when a rather loud ‘meow’ erupted from the liar’s stomach.

“New text tone.” 

Throwing his hands in the air, Kuroo turned and headed back into the kitchen. “Well, you and your new text tone can come and eat the dinner I made.”

After high school, Kuroo had persued college volleyball. He quickly climbed ranks and graduated with his masters in business and an offer to play for the national team. He accepted, asking first for a few months to complete an internship. Currently, he would only practice with the team and participate in home matches. Any traveling would have to wait until the new year.

Kenma, in his final year of university, was a widely successful board member of a multi-billion dollar company; the night it became official Kuroo cried, maybe a ‘lil drunk, and showed up at Kenma’s dorm with a bottle of sparkling apple cider. The whole night Kuroo babbled that he was dating a sugar daddy and that made him the sugar baby and now he was baby and Kenma sat and reminded him of the contract he had just signed, which would increase his income tenfold next year. He cried harder.

Now, the pair shared a small home close to Kenma’s job and Kuroo’s train stop. And with Kenma came their first cat. It was a stray he had been feeding at his dorm window. Sweet, old, kind Momo who spent her days lazing on the couch, sunbathing. With the new house came a new stray; Fuku was missing an eye and mostly stayed outside, but refused to spend the night out there. He slept on Kuroo’s side of the bed and brought back toys he stole from other cats around the neighborhood.

Two cats, two people; everything was balanced. And then, in a basket in the rain next to the bus stop was two tiny kittens, soaked and shivering. Kuroo had intended to foster them and foster only, but of course several months later and the pair were still running around the house causing the most trouble. Riku and Ryu refused to leave.

Sushi wasn’t really anyone’s fault; the cat had followed Kuroo home one day, allured by the smell of the fresh fish in his market bag. And he had stuck around. Three legs but the personality of a whole herd.

Five was more than enough; they were looking like a crazy cat house. But now, there was for sure a sixth, maybe seventh under what was definitely Kuroo’s sweatshirt. Just in case, he set out two more bowls filled halfway with cat food.

He could hear his boyfriend pad to the living room where his office/gaming setup was, as well as a gated area, and run back to the kitchen, missing his lumpy belly. They sat down at the island and silently enjoyed dinner. 

Over leftover apple pie, Kuroo broke the comfortable silence.

“If another cat just so happens to wander into the house, they could have their own bowl. But it sleeps on the couch; I’m too tall for another cat in bed.” Once their pie was gone and plates cleared, Kuroo moved to the couch and waited to be introduced to the newest member of their dysfunctional family.

Several minutes later, Kenma rounded the corner with the blackest cat he had ever seen. His ears were chewed up, fur long and wild making them look short. His eyes were closed; the animal had fallen asleep in his boyfriend’s arms during the short walk. 

Plopping down next to Kuroo, Kenma held the long cat out to him. 

“Kuroo, meet Minako.” The name didn’t fit the cat, but none of the others did. Why start now?

Set in his lap, the cat immediately cozied up and began purring. Kuroo almost sobbed at how cute and docile the creature was. Looking up at his boyfriend, he smiled.

“Don’t cry.”

“But, she’s so precious. She’s a baby.”

“If you cry I’ll tell your team.”

“They would understand!”

Kuroo and Minako became best buddies; her true personality was revealed the next morning: she was a little shit. Caused terror, hissed at thin air, and regularly stole socks. The duo’s favorite pastime was annoying Kenma during his streams, to the point where he would pause the game and throw whatever was closest at them. 

Minako claimed the spot right between Kenma and Kuroo’s head in bed, hissing if anyone but Kuroo disturbed her. The other cats stayed at the end of the bed until the demon was asleep. It was quite a sight; two grown men and six cats on one full-sized mattress. But they wouldn’t have it any other way.

(Until Kenma found another cat who was blind in both eyes and VERY energetic despite it)(‘I couldn’t leave him there. He kept running into the wall.’)

help me continue to write :)

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

I have never once seen Panther yowl, hiss, or bite hard enough to draw blood until today.

We have this metal shelf thingy- I can’t words rn but it’s really really weird- anyway we usually have the top shelf off but dad put it back on. And when I was getting Panther some food, she hopped up bc she wants to see everything and then her back paw got caught in this stupid, completely unnecessary hole along the length of the shelf right at the front- like what’s that for?!!?!

So she got stuck and started falling down with her paw stuck and I caught her and tried to help her and she. Flipped. The. Fork. Out.

Dad proceeded to be unable to hear me talking to him for like five minutes and refused to come past the gate bc his boots were all icy so I was near tears, trying to berate him for putting that stupid shelf back on that stupid, senslessly constructed thingy while he repeatedly said he couldn’t hear me, like?? WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT MORE, THE CARPET OR YOUR OWN FORKING DAUGHTER WHO IS LITERALLY SOBBING IN FEAR BC YOUR STUPID ACTIONS GOT HER ATTACKED BY A CAT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR, WHO COULD’VE GOTTEN HER LEG BROKEN

I continued to shake for the last like hour, btw. Panther avoided me like the plague, dad does not seem concerned.

The forking shelf is still on the confusing shelf structure. I may have to yeet it into oblivion so this doesn’t happen to anyone again.

He’s just...

Ugh. He bathes the kitty, he cleans her litter box every couple of days, he trims her claws (with his shaky, shaky hands so it’s not good I don’t think, her claws het kinda ripped apart a little and when I suggested he not do it he asked if I wanted to like no I’m probably better shakiness wise but I can’t even keep this kitty from washing my face), and does not brush her teeth, something I constantly bug him about.

And she already almost fell off the cabinets (the tops of which are like two-ish feet from our very high vaulted ceiling) with a basket that she knocked off during dinner

He’s just awful at this. Mom warned everyone, when Panther was still a kitten and viewed fingers as prey that we were to never let her play with our fingers. And there Dad was, letting Panther pounce at his hands and attack his fingers. Add to that the fact that the first month he believed the litter box only had to be emptied once a week, and he’d just laugh whenever she viciously attacked someone, and you have a recipe for a badly trained/behaving cat in adulthood.

I just wish he would take my fear seriously? Like, he couldn’t hear me very well bc I was trying not to scream at him and explode into vengeful fury, but he could’ve at least figured out I was panicked if he’d just cared enough.

This was my one day off. Utah never calls snow days, but it did for 3 districts including the community college, and I was gonna relax and try to regenerate some brain cells so i’m not working with 1/10 of a braincell but nope. Instead I get to be afraid of the cat for a couple weeks, probably. Which sucks bc usually I go to her for comfort but now she wants nothing to do with me and it wasn’t even my fault.

[danhedonia]

4, 22 and 48, please?

4. “I’m too sober for this.”

22. “Did you just hiss at me?”

48. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

using prompts from this prompt sheet (send me more!)

summary: “I feel like these directions were written in another language.” Phil whined as Dan finished sorting through the stack of what felt like hundreds of pieces of wardrobe in front of them. “It’s like I’m reading Japanese or something.”

“Phil.” Dan said, a soft smile spreading over his cheeks. “They’re pictures. How can they be another language?”

“I don’t know. I’m no language expert.”

“Don’t you have an actual degree in linguistics?”“

No.” Phil said with a pout. “Well, yes, but that’s not… it’s not the same! This is picture-istics.”

a/n: so this is meant to be in this video! they built a wardrobe together in 2012 and this is partially bits straight out of that vid and partially ‘outtakes’. it may be in 2012 but there’s literally no angst, it’s just fluff bc the vid is just fluff. fight me.

word count: 1.7k

rating: teen (some sex-related references, but no actual smut or even implied smut. there’s just a handjob reference that’s straight out of the video)

read it under the cut or here on ao3

“I feel like these directions were written in another language.” Phil whined as Dan finished sorting through the stack of what felt like hundreds of pieces of wardrobe in front of them. “It’s like I’m reading Japanese or something.”

“Phil.” Dan said, a soft smile spreading over his cheeks. “They’re pictures. How can they be another language?”

“I don’t know. I’m no language expert.”

“Don’t you have an actual degree in linguistics?”

“No.” Phil said with a pout. “Well, yes, but that’s not… it’s not the same! This is picture-istics.”

Dan laughed, loud and bright, and Phil couldn’t help giggle in response. “That doesn’t make any sense, you absolute spoon.”

“You don’t make any sense.” Phil shifted over, pressing his shoulder against Dan’s and looking at the pieces in front of them. “We should start. Staring at the Japanese pictures for even longer isn’t going to make us less confused.”

Once they had the first few pieces put together, Dan was trying to figure out what piece they needed next.

“Six.” Phil said without really thinking about it. His hands started absentmindedly rubbing over the piece of wood he had in his lap. Well, maybe it wasn’t entirely absentminded. Phil may act innocent on camera, but he knew exactly what it looked like when he made eye contact with Dan while his hands moved over the wood.

“Is it actually?” Dan looked up from the instructions. His eyes flickered from Phil’s face to his hands, which were pretty much giving their soon to be wardrobe a hand-job, and then back up to Phil’s eyes. Phil’s face was blank, a sort of faux-innocence that Dan knew all too well in his eyes, and Dan’s was somewhat incredulous. “Phil. Do you have - Do you.. have any idea what that just- no? Okay, no. Cut!”

Phil’s blank face dissolved into a small smirk as Dan’s eyes turned to the camera.

“If you’re under twelve, stop watching!” Dan said before turning back to Phil, who was also looking at the camera with red cheeks and a bashful smile.

“I didn’t know what I was doing!” Phil said, and Dan was entirely unconvinced. Phil pulled this sort of stunt all the time. He only pretended not to know what he was doing in front of the camera.

“And by twelve, I mean eighteen.” Dan continued, because it was best to just ignore Phil when this happened. Normally, he wouldn’t care, but they were on camera, and this sort of thing almost always led to flirting, and Dan would rather just move on rather than have to edit out fifteen minutes of footage later.

But then Dan heard a noise, something a bit strange that he hadn’t heard come from Phil’s throat in a while.

“Did you just hiss at me?” Dan asked, voice going a little high. Phil burst into giggles and covered his mouth. He nodded a bit, and Dan might’ve thought he looked endearing if he hadn’t just hissed. “Right. Dear god, is it two thousand nine again? Are you going to turn into Cat-Boy Lester again?”

“Maybe.” Phil’s body shook with laughter as he leaned closer to Dan, playfully pawing at his shoulder. “Meow.”

“Phil, oh my god, no.” Dan groaned. “I’m too sober for this.”

“Fine, fine. Let’s finish the wardrobe before I say ‘rawr’ and you spontaneously combust.”

The wardrobe was around halfway built at this point, and Phil was starting to screw in the second half of his screws. Dan was playing Fur Elise, per Phil’s second request. Moonlight Sonata got old after a little while.

“Do you reckon once this is built, we’ll be able to go to Narnia?” Phil asked as he turned a screw.

Dan paused for a moment, waiting until Phil looked up at him to answer. “No.” Phil slumped, and Dan managed to hold his laughter in for a moment. “Neither of us are magic uncles. This isn’t some ancient magical wardrobe made from a special magic tree. It’s a bloody ikea wardrobe.”

“You’re no fun.” Phil pouted, reluctantly going back to turning the screws.

Dan turned back to his piano, continuing to play. It was quiet for a few minutes, nothing but the sound of Dan’s fingers pressing the piano keys filling the room. He didn’t realize how it had been much longer than was necessary for Phil to finish, not until Phil’s hands were sliding around his waist and Phil’s chin was on his shoulder.

“You’re so good.” Phil’s voice was soft and quiet, and Dan got the distinct impression that that ‘good’ wasn’t restricted to just piano. “I’m half tempted to ditch the wardrobe and just listen to you play for hours.”

Dan smiled softly, only hesitating for a moment before continuing the song. “We have to finish. You can listen to me play anytime once we’re all moved in.”

“I’ll take you up on that.”

They stayed like that for a few moments, just enjoying being close to each other, neither of them caring that the audio and at least part of the visual was being caught on tape. They could edit it out. They always did. Then Phil pulled away with a reluctant sigh. “Let’s get this over with. I have to pee first, though.”

“Hurry it up. The faster we’re done, the faster we can watch anime.”

“You don’t have to tell me twice.” Phil grinned at Dan as he darted out of the room, reappearing a few minutes later. He stopped in the doorway, eyes wide. Dan was trying to stand the wardrobe upright by himself, but he was very, very bad at it, apparently. He looked like he was about to drop the entire thing and quite possibly break it and injure himself in the process. Phil couldn’t help laugh. “What the hell are you doing?”

“There you are!” Dan said, panicked eyes finding Phil’s. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

Phil moved forward, carefully helping Dan lower it down to the ground again before bursting into giggles. “You’re the most impatient person I know.” He stepped toward Dan, looking him over quickly to make sure he was okay. “I was gone for, like, five minutes. You couldn’t wait that long?”

Dan whined a little and leaned into Phil. “I just wanted to get it done. Don’t make fun of me.”

Phil’s lips brushed Dan’s cheek, and then he was pulling away again. “Alright, then. Let’s get it done.” He bent down to grab the top of the wardrobe, waited until Dan’s hands were around the base, and then pushed it upright.

“It’s being born!” Phil said excitedly as Dan sang a theme song in a high-pitched voice. “It’s starting to look like an actual wardrobe!”

After that, they sped through the rest of the building process rather quickly, with Dan making fun of Phil much more than necessary. Phil would’ve complained, except the way that Dan’s eyes lit up and he smiled at Phil like he was the only important thing in the world made up for it all. Besides, he knew Dan didn’t mean it. Neither of them did. As much as they might have teased each other, there was nothing but love behind it.

So Phil didn’t feel too bad when he decided to sneak inside of the newly-completed wardrobe while Dan picked up some trash from the corner that they were going to put it in. He nearly lost it when Dan started trying to talk to him, and he had to bring his hand up to his mouth to stifle any sounds that were threatening to come out.

Dan kept saying Phil’s name over and over again, sounding increasingly panicked. Phil would’ve felt bad if it weren’t so funny.

When he heard a loud, nervous ‘Phiiw,’ Phil decided he could take it anymore. He pushed the doors open and poked his head out. “Rawr!”

Dan’s face went blank again as Phil crawled out, laughing increasingly louder. He tried to look angry for a moment, but he just couldn’t, not when Phil’s laugh was lighting up the room like that. A smile spread over Dan’s cheeks, and an exasperated but somehow much too fond chuckle started to bubble out of his throat.

“As if you’d got in the wardrobe-” Dan stepped forward to look in the wardrobe. He hadn’t thought it’d be big enough for one of them to fit inside. Apparently he was wrong, though. “Maybe your Narnia theory was right. There’s no way that you were in there.”

“Yes there was! And it’s all on tape!” Phil pointed to the camera, still giggling excitedly.

“Whatever.” Dan moved in and shoved Phil’s shoulder, then stepped back toward the wardrobe. “Now help me move this, you rat.”

Phil did as Dan asked, but didn’t stop the teasing even a little bit. He couldn’t help it. He was excited. It had almost always been Dan doing the pranking and Phil being pranked, and Phil was so ecstatic that he’d finally gotten to get Dan back.

“You were so scared.” Phil said as they finished putting the wardrobe in place. He reached out to Dan again and warmth bloomed in his chest as Dan fell into him, whining softly. Anybody else might’ve found it annoying, the way that Dan so easily threw out insults and pranked people, but turned into a whiny mess when it was turned back around on him. “You’re so cute. Makes me wanna kiss your cheeks. And your nose. And your forehead. And your lips. And your entire face.”

“Phil.” Dan whined, once again dragging the ‘i’ out and replacing the ‘l’ sound with a ‘w’, the way he always did when he was trying to get his way with Phil. “Stop it.”

Dan’s cheeks were red. Phil’s heart felt like it was going to explode. “Only if you let me pick the anime.”

“You’re such a jerk.” Dan’s voice was still whiny, but he wrapped his arms around Phil’s neck and kissed him gently. “Fine. But I get to lay on your chest while we watch it.”

“Is that supposed to be something I have to reluctantly agree to?” Phil laughed and pulled away from Dan, but left their hands connected as he pulled Dan toward their lounge that held nothing but a sofa and their TV. “Sounds like a great night.”

[moretinyideas]

Under The Rain [4] | Oh Sehun

Lunar Myths Saga Story One

genre: wolf!sehun x human!female reader (oc - min yuna)

chapter summary: There’s nothing like a car drive to spike both your curiosities and your anxieties. Although, there’s nothing like a good laugh at the expensive of a moody werewolf and a cute little cat.

words: 2286

a little shorter than I was planning but like listen - I rewrote this six times bc I'm a piece of shit, but I like this one. However! I’m sorry if it sucks. ALSO next update is the second story of season one :) Guess Who! songs that got me through the chapter include Friends by Raye, Strangers by Sigrid and Uncover by SHINee :) Enjoy.

tags; @marshmallow-phd @bri-ne @high-on-food @asslikegilinsky @chanyeolol uhh sorry :)

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More Of A Cat Person

Your apartment door was still locked when you got there. That was a good sign, right? Inside, nothing was over turned or in a place you don’t remember being there. The lights were off apart from the dim lights in the kitchen – you always leave them on, so you don’t come home to pitch-black-darkness.

“I’ll go get Euina.”

“Pack a small bag.” Sehun suggested with a small smile. You left him to rest his ankle on one of the bean bags and rushed into your bedroom, stopping to sit on the edge of the mattress next to her. You gently placed a hand on Euina’s shoulder and rocked her slight.

“Wake up little dove.” You whispered, watching as her eyes fluttered open.

“Unnie? What time is it?” She answered, her voice scratchy and her eyes squinting as you switched on the light.

“It’s almost five in the morning. Something happened, and we have to stay someplace else for a few nights. You can go back to sleep in the car, okay? Can you get a change of clothes ready for me, little dove? We have to be quick.”

She got out of the bed and went to her little chest where she kept her clothes. “What happened? Are you okay?” She asked, her attention on her hands. She had always been good at listening to you when you were serious. And she knew you hated waking her up, so it must have been serious.

“I can explain it better later, okay, when we’re out of here.” You replied, grabbing a handful of black leggings and shoving them into one of your hiking backpacks.

“How long are we leaving for?” you heard Euina ask from behind you. Shrugging, even though she most likely didn’t see you, you opened your underwear draw and shoved a handful of underwear and three different bras into the bag.

“A couple of days, i don’t know.” You replied after a few seconds.

“A few days? Then we need to take Tuttle!”

Your motions froze for a second as you came to remember that you owned a pet. A small cat, affectionately names Tuttle as a kitten by your sister. She wanted to call him Turtle but at the young age of three when she was still getting the hang of pronunciation. Tuttle was almost ten years old, small yet mischievous (she really liked knocking mugs off of tables) and she loved being cuddled. She was a Russian Blue, her fur on the darker side of steel-grey with big, round green eyes that seemed to always be curious. Tuttle was a present for your twelfth birthday however, you had let Euina name her because you wanted to share her with your baby sister. You always wanted to share things with Euina, especially after your parents had left.

“Well, we’ll just take her with us. Don’t bother with her cage just grab her okay, I’ll get some packets of food in a minute.” You concluded, zipping up your bag. “And before you get her, grab another pair of my trainers please.” You walked from your room to your bathroom, shoving practically all of the contents you own from the shelves into a zip lock bag. You threw it onto your bed next to Euina’s open bag before making your way back into the main room of your apartment. You spotted Sehun straight away, he wasn’t sitting anymore but you didn’t particularly care at this moment - you didn’t have the tome to. You flipped the switch to brighten the lights and grabbed a plastic bag from a metal shelf free-standing next to the fridge.

“We have food.”

You swore your eyes could have rolled into the next dimension. You weren’t an idiot, there were at least seven people living under the roof Sehun called home - of course they had food. You’d be willing to bet that there were even more of them - considering the snippets of conversations you heard about names people you hadn’t met yet.

“Do you have cat food?” you asked, making your voice light and innocent, turning to face him with a small smile, tying the plastic handles in a knot. Sehun’s confused expression dropped at your words, before his brow began to furrow. He looked confused. /Cute/. The smile on your face grew naturally, you didn’t even feel it as you patted his shoulder to move past him. You walked back to your bedroom to help Euina finish up but you could hear him following.

“Why do you need cat food?” He asked once you were in the room. Apparently, both of you had forgotten that Euina had no idea he was here. She turned to face him before you did, mouth open and eyes narrowed.

“For Tuttle, who areyou?” She asked, zipping her back closed with a sharp tug.

“Sehun. Who’s Tuttle?”

“My cat.” You replied, picking her up from where she had padded over to you on your bed. You turned to face him with a small smile but, when you looked up to see the expression he was pulling you couldn’t help but let out a loud laugh. He was glaring, at Tuttle, like she was his worst enemy. He looked like a mix between a toddler who had just had his favourite toy taken away and a man who was extremely close to losing his shit after a long day of listening to his annoying desk partner. You handed Euina Tuttle.

“Let’s go, shall we?” You grabbed both Euina’s and your bags having packed everything into them – you were efficient, they fit. However, before you could sling both of them over your shoulders, Sehun grabbed one of them and slung it over his own – broad– shoulder. You didn’t know which one he had but you suspected that it didn’t really matter. Euina left before the both of you, Sehun trailing after the thirteen-year-old like a lost puppy, and you switched off the lights before scanning the room in case you left anything. You grabbed a small cat toy from the floor.

“We’re taking my car.” You announced, making your way back into the main room, giving the carrot toy to Euina for Tuttle to play with. “I’m driving.” You cut Sehun off, his mouth opened as if to protest. “Danbi said not to use your ankle.” You reminded him quietly, patting his shoulder. You made the split decision to switch off all the lights (you didn’t know when you’d be coming back, and you were not paying an extra bill for lights on during the day) and grabbed all the keys from the bowl you kept them in. You lived on the third floor of the eight-floor apartment block, you didn’t have to use the elevator – it was quicker to use the stairs anyway – so, you used the stairs. Your car was parked in your usual spot. You didn’t need to use your car very often, only when you were taking Euina back to your aunts or if you wanted to visit one of your favourite food places on the other side of town, but it wasn’t like you couldn’t drive.

Both Sehun and Euina were quiet as the three of you found your car, a black five-door Ford Focus (you didn’t know much else, you don’t particularly care about cars), and piled in. Euina sat in the back with Tuttle, laying down over the seats, seatbelt around her waist. You always had blankets in your car, in case she wanted to sleep or if she got cold, so she simply grabbed one to pull over herself. Tuttle scooted under one of Euina’s arms, paws next to her face. You knew Euina had questions, you could tell by the tone of her voice when she said she’d try and sleep more, but you were grateful she kept them to herself for the time being.

You honestly had no idea what you would tell her.

Once out on the roads you turned to Sehun, having come to a conclusion. “Where do you live?” You asked lowly. You switched on the radio (The CD player – you were never one for listening to adverts) and turned the volume down to almost a mumble, so the car wasn’t silent. You knew Euina couldn’t sleep in silence.

“Turn left, I’ll direct you.” Sehun answered. You turned left.

After what felt like an hour (fifteen minutes) of nothing but the music too low for you to focus on and Sehun’s occasional chiming’s of where to go you had to break the non-silent-silence. “What am I going to tell her? She’s not stupid. And she knows when I lie.” You asked. You weren’t sure why you added the last part, you hardly knew Sehun – he didn’t need to know you couldn’t lie to your baby sister to save your life. “Am I even allowed to tell her about you guys? Was I even allowed to know? What–”

Sehun cut you off, placing a large hand on your knee. You wanted to look down at it, but you kept your eyes on the road. It was beginning to get lighter as the early morning broke its way through the horizon, but it was still quite dark, and you had no idea where you were going. “You would’ve known eventually.” He said quietly, after a few seconds.

“I would’ve?” Your voice was just as quiet. Your shoulders relaxed, not that you had stiffened when his hand came into contact with your knee, not seeing the need to be ‘at odds’ with him. Not right now anyway.

He nodded, a movement you caught from the corner of your eye. “I would’ve told you eventually.” He paused. “In fact, I think I may have blurted it out on our date, if you had gotten the chance to accept. Turn right.”

A smile crept on your face as you slowed to turn. You had been driving for almost half an hour by now. It was a strange feeling, the emotions you felt in your tummy. Your eyebrows creased in confusion. “Why me?” You asked, voice a dash above a whisper.

He heard it nonetheless.

“It’s a wolf thing.” Was his reply. Was it just you or were things getting a little awkward. God, you hated awkward. His words sparked a feeling of de-ja-vu in your head. Now, you had read the Twilight Saga: sparkly vampires and raging werewolves. You had a thing for werewolf, ironic to know now, but Euina had taken a liking to the series in both book and film form.

“Did you just quote Twilight?” You almost laughed. He did laugh. You joined in not long after, sparing a glance at his profile. He really was quite pretty.

“Not quite.” He looked back at you. You looked back at the road. “Next left.”

You left your question alone for a few minutes, biting down on your lip in a poor attempt to keep it from slipping. ‘What’s a wolf thing?’ Before you could actually ask, you took the turn and not even a minute later the outline of a house could be seen. As you drove closer, the house grew bigger (perspective, a funny thing) and bigger. The house, if you could call it a house, was huge. It seemed to have at least three floors, with seven windows lining the front of the building. The walls were white, the bottom floors walls had been replaced with ceiling high windows – a warm light coming from what you assumed was a living room. The drive way was long and the land that surrounded the house seemed to conceal it. It was beautiful. You looked back to him with an astonished look. “You live in a mansion?”

Sehun broke into a laugh again, “I do.” He nodded with a grin forming on his lips. “With my eleven brothers and three of their mates.” He pointed across the car and you followed, stopping next to another car. This spot would have to do. The word mate had caught your ears, ringing around them as if the word was the most important word for you right now. You shook your head a little and took the keys out of ignition.

“I knew there’d be more of you.” You mumbled, hands falling into your lap, one brushing his on the fall. Neither of you went to move. You finally looked down at his hand on your leg, a small wave of butterflies flying through you as you finally recognised the gesture. They were gone after a moment. When you looked up, Sehun was already looking at you. His eyes shone green once again. You knew you had to ask your question. Or maybe you’d do something you’d regret with your sister in the back of the car.

You knew you were attracted to the man next to you. You knew that there was a connection between the two of you. You also knew that he was a werewolf. A werewolf like the ones from your favourite myth. It had been a while since you had re-read it, but you knew the just of mates. Although, you had never quite understood the term. Before you chickened out (you were no chicken) you moved a hand over his and asked your question. “What’s a wolf thing?”

He took a few seconds to, well, move. His eyes zeroed in in where your hand held his, which held your knee. Then his eyes met your own and he opened his mouth to answer. A small meow filled the silence before he could. Your eyes closed, a smiled forming as you tried to keep your laughter from escaping.

Great timing Tuttle.

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Kittens

Warnings: Cursing, mentions of death bc cute Word count: 1114 words Pairing: None  Notes: I’m not sorry Taglist: @an-anxious-acquaintance @hanramz-the-fander @bishipsaremyships @thatonelampwrap @toujours-fidele

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… Oh no.

Kittens.. Were everywhere.

Hairless kittens, too.

Their cute, wrinkly bodies rubbed against Deceit’s legs and purred up at him, hairless cats of various sizes and colors surrounding him.

Why were there so many hairless kittens in Thomas’ living room?

He didn’t know, and frankly- he didn’t care.

He recognized multiple breeds- Sphynxes, Peterbalds, Bambinos- hell, even a few Minskins.

Deceit felt the inner child rise up in him, and well, no one was home, so why not?

He fell to his knees, immediately being covered in cats, giggling like a child as his face was licked by the rough tongues of kittens.

Removing his hat and cape to be able to be climbed easier (and taking off his gloves so he could pet the cute creatures), Deceit let the numerous kittens claw their way up his back and perch on his shoulders, meowing into his ears and trying to get onto his head.

Deceit cooed to the little cats, scooping one up and booping their noses together, eyes lighting up in delight when the cat purred in response, wiggling in his hold.

He refused to let himself question why there were hairless cats all over in Thomas’ living room (it wasn’t even the mind palace, either- Thomas himself was housing at least thirty cats), instead focusing the fact that oh gosh, the kitty was yawning he was so cute his little teethies were pointy and small and cute-

Claws! There were itty bitty claws that he felt poking his skin as more and more kitties tried to climb his torso and shout at him, and he loved how adorable the little poky razor toes were. Some of the kitties had little bent ears, too, and spots, and one of the Minskins looked like it had a moustache, too.

Some toe beans stretched out and papped his hand and oh, hell, a kitty gave him a high five? He was dying here, the kitties were going to kill him, this is the end of Deceit, brought down by thirty adorable naked purrbeasts.

Feeling choked up, Deceit swallowed down a high-pitched squeal at the sight of three kittens playing with another’s tail, and were those tears in his eyes? Yep, he was crying over these precious, sweet creatures.

“You’re so sweet,” He managed to whisper, scooping up an armful of cats, nuzzling his face into the bundle of warm bodies, “You’re so cute, and precious, I will never let anything harm you beautiful, adorable babies.”

Thinking about it, if anyone were to walk in right now, he’d look insane, and he would lose his reputation.

But.. God, the big-eyed hairless kitties looking up at him, tiny, rumbling purrs shaking their small bodies.. He really, really couldn’t bring himself to give a damn. Let him be seen as soft, cutesy snake man who loves cats. He didn’t give a shit. He just wanted to cuddle the kitties.

Deceit felt giggles bubble up in his throat as he was nuzzled some more by the cats, his skin being licked by the precious creatures, wet noses gently prodding at him as his lap was invaded by cats wanting to be held.

“You precious bean,” Deceit crooned to the tiny white-and-gray Bambino kitten as it meowed up at him to get his attention, then immediately tripped over its own paws in an attempt to walk towards him, tail swinging wildly in the air to try and steady itself.

“You’re so cute,” He gushed, lifting the clumsy kitten into his arms and holding it close to his face, smiling at the big blue eyes that stared back at him. “I’m calling you Bamboo.”

He got nothing but a paw booping his nose in response.

Deceit let out a high-pitched whine from the back of his throat. He got booped. His nose was booped by a small naked tootsie.

“I’m going to fucking shoot myself.” he whispered under his breath as he took in the bright, happy look in the kitten’s eyes, not minding the small blades attached to said naked tootsies as they dug into his skin.

And then, the door swung open- not that Deceit heard it, anyway. He was far too interested in the kittens surrounding him that he genuinely didn’t notice the door opening, or the people walking in- the cats didn’t react to the entrance, therefore, neither did he- instead, the newcomers had to sit and watch in stunned silence as Deceit was swarmed by hairless cats, the so-called evil manipulator giggling with a big, childish smile on his face as they did so.

Patton.. Well, Patton and Thomas were both just completely interested in the kittens, they couldn’t care less about Deceit.

Logan, who didn’t care much for cats (he was more of a dog person), merely stared openly at Deceit in shock, taking in his relaxed, happy state, which was unusual for the Deceitful Side.

Roman fought back the urge to draw his sword purely because pointing the sword at Deceit would also mean pointing the sword at the bundles of naked joy surrounding him- and he just couldn’t have that, so he stayed put.

And Virgil.. Well, Virgil just couldn’t stop himself from barking out a laugh, which definitely caught Deceit’s attention.

“Really? It worked?”

“I told you I have a weakness for kittens, Virgil, and I wasn’t lying.” Deceit scoffed, and well, the fact he didn’t seem bothered by being found out just threw them all off.

“This one is Bamboo.” Deceit introduced with a big, childish smile as he lifted up the bi-colored kitten, who wiggled and meowed in greeting.

Patton instantly decided he liked this Deceit- he liked it very much. He immediately took a seat next to the snake-like Side and smiled at the kitten, lifting a finger to boop the tiny kitty’s nose. “Hi, Bamboo, you cute baby,” He cooed softly, clearly overjoyed that these cats didn’t trigger his allergies- happily being swarmed by bundles of cute kitties, too.

Thomas was quick to join them, gasping in delight as he himself got booped and licked by the cats, and Deceit was happy to tell them about the different breeds of hairless cats.

Logan and Roman shook their heads- though Roman joined them, just to make sure Deceit didn’t try anything, whereas Logan just left. He had serious work to do (which may or may not have been looking at pictures of puppies).

And Virgil, well, he just leaned against the wall and watched the idiots fumble with kitties (no matter how much Roman denied it, he, too, gushed over the hairless toe beans and wrinkly bellies.).

He couldn’t believe kittens were his biggest enemy’s greatest weakness.

[sambashua]

HOW SVT BE FAM

♥S-sa-say the name!!

So this is going to be the longest post in the history of mankind bc I go real deep w their personalities and stuff ahh also since I don’t personally know them ofc so this is all based on what I’ve seen from their shows and videos:)) THANKS FOR ASKING KAT I’M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A HARDCORE CARAT SOONER RATHER THAN LATER AHHH [sidenote i included my personal nicknames for them so u know who i’m talkin abt irl girl] I ALSO LINKED A BUNCH OF STUFF I RLLY WENT CRAZY

Choi Seungcheol aka S.coups (cheolie) - OKAY AH since he’s your bias I’ll write extra thingsssss!! The faithful general leader and rap boyyy scoops! So this lil bun I thought for a while when I first followed them like oh he’s probably the most normal like he’s level headed and stuff but NOPE NOPE NOPE! SEUNGCHEOL IS ACTUALLY THE BIGGEST CUTIE DORK IN THE WORLD he is afraid of like a lot of things which is too funny bc he’s acts all manly and all the members see him that way and I cannot believe~ like he’s afraid of killing fish and and fireworks and being in front of the camera alone and chopping firewood and doing something that doesn’t get a reaction?? Whenever he does any sort of charm he tells the members to be sure to have a good reaction and BOYY IF THEY DONT he goes off on them I stg… but in all seriousness he is so so so hardworking (he trained for 6 years oh my god) like he always tries to take pressure off his members and he cares for his babies so much and they even call him appa sometimes and they look up to him so much it is the cutest thing like they always rate him so high in looks and I cry love him plz. But he is an actual puppy like w his long eyelashes and pouty face like oh my god and he is getting cuter everyday???? Like actually tho he’s doing it on purpose and I can’t handle it?? When did he plan this I can’t believe how frickin cute he is being lately! He’s such a soft fluff and he’s always so strong for the other members and they look up to him so much and he is one of the best groups leaders I’ve ever seen just bc of how much they all respect and listen to him:)Yoon Jeonghan (hannie) - so this pos… jkjk (kinda) hannie is “svt’s angel” bc he was born on 1004 the pretty vocalist who everyone knows as the guy in seventeen w long hair SOOO the thing w hannie is he is like the most beautiful man in kpop like his face is so pretty and his features too like?? How?? He seems like he would be feminine but he is actually one of the most (if not the most) manly members of svt!! But he gets tired so fast tho he is rated #13 in stamina and they call him lying-jeonghan bc he’s always lying down lol. But oh my god he is such a piece of trash I cannot believeeeee on tumblr I have a tag dedicated to all the times hannie has been a piece of shit I’ll link it to you if you want but like he cheats and lies in EVERY GAME THEY HAVE EVER PLAYED NO JOKE and even if they’re not competing he is always the first to call someone out and he is just such a ho i die like he is not svt’s angel at all BUTTTTTTTT he is actually so hardworking like even if he’s tired they’ve said that he keeps practicing and ugh he’s good… he has dubbed himself mother of svt and generally everyone p much agrees w him! Hannie and seungcheol call the other members “kids” and it is the purest thingJoshua Hong/Hong Jisoo(kor) (shuaaa) - everyone kinda knows josh as the American gentleman w his sweet voice and sick English skills (side note whenever he speaks eng tho he always stutters and I’m like boy why but it’s super cute and ilh) and he can speak five languages (supposedly) he plays guitar and he’s rlly Christian too lol so he’s the resident “church oppa” as the kids say these days and he has a cute cartilage piercing w a cross aw (he also recently got his tragus pierced and damn it looks good but anyway) Also his peach hair was such a good time like wow. Shua seems rlly quiet and I mean he is but oh my god he is so fucking extra LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE BECAME SO EXTRA IDK WAS HE ALWAYS THIS WAY BUT I DIDNT SEE PAST HIS CAT EYES AND SWEET VOICE LIKE WHO KNOWSSSS but he does this pin drop dance thing way too often but it’s hilarious and the members are obsessed w it bc he always says he has a hard time w dance and choreo and this is his only dance move (but tbh he’s actually p good at dancing like i never rlly notice he falls behind or anything except that one time performing pretty u where he started his part too early but that actually created a new part of the choreo they ended up using for a bit fun fact)… that and his samba aka my url sambashua (technically he doesn’t actually samba tho I’m p sure he’s doing the merengue but it’s okay shua I still love u) He’s also a fricking nerd for anime which is great i love it. Josh and Vernon are rlly close bc English buds and they’re the memeist together also him and jeonghan are a true ship bc they came to pledis at the same time and they’re cute

Wen Junhui/Moon Junhui(kor) aka Jun - so jun is ½ of china line and ¼ foreign line. A dancing noodle from southeast China wow (I say noodle bc he is a skinny bean and also v flexible bc he does martial arts things wow) he did Kung Fu in china for a long as heck time and does a lot of kicky things and flips and he’s super cool ALSO FUN FACT: HIS NAME IS JUN AND HE WAS BORN IN JUNE WOOHOO a lot of people assume he’s like sly/greasy but that’s mostly him in like interviewy shows?? But in reality shows and vlives he is actually just such a cute sweet bean and he loves the members so much! He was a child actor in china and was p famous I think for a while?? But he learned Korean p well before he joined pledis (their label btw idk if you know or not lol) BUT EVEN FROM DEBUT HIS PRONUNCIATION HAS KEPT IMPROVING IM SO PROUD a lot of people cal him the true visual of svt (tbh I don’t like that bc they’re all beautiful don’t put anyone down ah) BUT HE IS SO HANDSOME LIKE DAMN BOY HE’S GOT SUCH NICE FEATURES AND HE IS THE CUTEST BEAN IN THE WORLD Alsoooo several of the members have dubbed him svt’s mother bc he’s super encouraging and “endless positivity jun” and he pays special attention to minghao they have the purest friendship!! (plz give him lines)Kwon Soonyoung aka Hoshi (HOSH) - DANCE MASTER AND PERF TEAM LEADER OF SEVENTEEN LIKE OKAY ALL OF PERF TEAM IS SO TALENTED I CAN’T BELIEVE BUT SOONYOUNG IS SO INCREDIBLE HE CAN CREATE DANCES ANYTIME ANYWHERE AND HE EXECUTES THEM SO WELL?? His stage name Hoshi means star in Japanese bc he shines in stage! And he knows Japanese pretty well I don’t think he’s fluent but he cute cute cute!! Anyway people rec him to go on hit the stage (WHICH I AM SO HERE FOR (but also let him rest he needs a break dear god they all do)) he creates all of svt’s dances wow (w help from perf team ofc) but he is actually the squishiest sweetest boy off stage but then on stage he completely transforms into whatever concept like he can take on anything?? I would not have assumed dark concept would work for him BUT BOY HOWDY IT DOES he turns from adorable hamster to sexy dance god in .2 seconds i don’t understand how people who bias him survive tbh… He is also SHINee’s biggest fan oh my god and the fact that he now stands on the same stages as them literally blows his mind he is such a fanboy i love♥ HE CARES FOR HIS MEMBERS SO MUCH (I realize I’ve said this abt everyone but hey hey they have a lot of love) he wrote HIGHLIGHT as his first time ever helping produce/write lyrics and I’m so proud:D AND HIS VOICE HIS SO GOOD he’s just so bouncy and good and so attractive??? He goes by 10:10 bc his eyes are like the hands of a clock at 10:10 wowie and EYE SMILES FOR DAYS~ just a sweet lil bab w a pure heart honestlyJeon Wonwoo (wonu aka the loml) - goddammit I hate jeon wonwoo JKJK OKAY SO JEON WONWOO IS MY ULT BIAS IMMA DO MY BEST TO KEEP THIS CONCISE BUT IDK HOW IT’S GONNA GO I HAVE A LOT TO SAY! jeon frickin wonwoo has the deepest voice in svt and is known for his deep, smooth rap style wow (his rap style is really unique like if you listen to it it sort of ebbs and flows w the music and he drags out notes sometimes it’s so nice fuck) he sings all the time it’s so great and the members always ask him to read things bc (he’s good at reading generally and) he has his nice deep voice ahh~ JEON FRICKIN WONWOO IS THE BIGGEST DORK IN THE WHOLE WORLD jeon wonwoo enjoys making bad puns and reading books (esp romance ones I hate him). The other members act like they hate his jokes but they always laugh at what he says and when he was gone (rip he was sick for a couple months from end of may ish to july ish) they mentioned that they missed his dumb jokes (and so did I). He considers himself to be the best looking (what a ho) and he is naturally skinny which a lot of the members are jealous of (but tbh this could be partially because he has a lot of health issues and allergies I just want to care for him and make him food and feed him forever so he gets fat and happy help me) On one fine day he was dubbed the garden fairy and also jeon wonwoo bag of luck oh my god I am so embarrassed by him (jk I love him w the entirety of my heart in case you couldn’t tell) Some of my favorite things abt wonwoo are his little nose crinkles when he smiles and his glasses that look just so cute on him and when he wears big sweaters and then he has sweater paws and he looks so cuddly and soft. He is also so boastful like he is always the first one to support himself it’s so funny but he doesn’t exactly brag it’s more confidence idk but he’s also rlly smart and good at acrostic poems bc he reads so much:) He also always cheers for other members when they want him to i.e. seungkwan when he cheers for himself. He seems shy when he’s on talk shows but I think he just wants to let other people talk but on vlives he always whispers to other members aND I JUST WANT HIM TO SPEAK UP! JEON WONU TELL US WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY but in conclusion I am in love with him and would def recommend anyone to bias him bc honestly he is a good bias just bc he is chill and pure and funny and beautiful (even tho sometimes he’s MIA and quiet as heck pshhh)Lee Jihoon aka Woozi - vocal team leader and producer of p much all their lit ass tunes!! 10/10 MOST HARDWORKING MEMBER OUT OF SVT I’M SORRY IF YOU DISAGREE BUT JIHOON WORKS SO HARD ALL THE TIME I’M SO WORRIED FOR HIM HE NEEDS A BREAK!! It’s so heartbreaking tho if you ever want to cry and cough up your lungs bc of sobs then watch SVT Project where he talks abt how he feels so much pressure and feels like their success or failure is riding on him bc he writes all their music and will determine if they will be any good:(((( BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE A BIG HIT BC JIHOONIE IS SUPER TALENTED AND MAKES THE BEST UPBEAT FUNKY FRESH POP TUNES OF THE CENTURY~ he is one of (if not the) shortest male idols at the moment at a staggering 165cm/5'4"! But it’s so great bc he doesn’t try to hide his heigh and he is considered and “inspiration to short men” according to one fashion report. The members always say he is rlly manly but on camera he acts cute and 10/10 appreciate it bc he is the cutest ever but only subtly… like he embarrassingly/shyly covers his face so cutely and gets angry so adorably where he just glares aw (he has also confirmed that he considers himself to be more cute than scary) woozi is a abbreviation of “our jihoon” which is the cutest asjkdhskl. He is also seventeen’s grandpa bc he is rlly not too hip at all but they try to help him out anyway! He also winks 24/7 lol. His voice is rlly clear and piercing like he often sings parts of the chorus and his voice draws you in idk it’s nice:) he trained for the second longest amount after scoops (5 years) so they’re super close bc they were together longer than the other membersLee Seokmin aka Dokyeom/DK - an actual ray of sunshine w the most incredible vocals like wow! He is svt’s “happy virus” and boy does he own it!! He is always smiling and laughing and making jokes he is the cutest I stg… He also has a more built figure physically and it’s hot as heck tbh. He, seungkwannie and soonyoung make up the “booseoksoon” trio which is basically the extra/mc/always laughing squad and they are such close friends it’s the cutest ever boo and hosh think he’s the funniest person in the world I love it!! Seokmin also puts a lot of pressure on himself bc he’s main vocal and I feel like he’s super underrated???? But he went on King of Masked Singer and I think he made it through two or three rounds? Anyway he did rlly rlly good (even tho honestly think he has way more potential than what he showed) and I hope it boosted his confidence bc he is incredible!! The judges assumed he was from an older group bc his voice was so mature eeeee!! HE IS SO LOUD OH MY GOD one time they said that the CEO could hear him practicing from the 4th floor while he was in the basement I- He is always the first person to make fun of himself and he doesn’t mind being the brunt of a joke as long as he gets people to laugh it’s adorable:)) He always brings up the mood and helps out the members whenever there is awkwardness w being filmed and such JUST SUPPORT THIS SUNNY BOY HE HAS SO MUCH LOVE AND JOY IN HIS HEART!!Kim Mingyu - the tallest bean on the block and svt’s “visual tree” at a staggering 190cm/6'1" (correct me if I’m wrong I didn’t look this up) but I’m p sure he has grown recently bc he is getting taller everyday I swear? He’s got some good rap mhmm~ But he is such a clumsy pup and the members always make fun of him but it’s okay bc he can take it (he has the best reaction so that’s why they do it) He is dropping things and tripping 25/8 and it’s the cutest thing! But “housewife ming” can legit do anything like he is a true man of many talents damn i.e. cooking, hairstyling, acting, cleaning… But he is so so pretty like who the heck allowed him to be this attractive?? Gyu goes from super visual savior to fluffy pup on the daily and it’s too much to handle… Idk he seems like he might be super cool and chic when you first see him but he is actually just a giggly fool always having a hard time… Mingyu is the only one in svt that I would call the “visual” (only bc he is officially the visual i think they are literally gorgeous okay!!) but he is actually rlly insecure abt it and only calls himself “aspiring visual” and it’s mostly bc of his dark complexion WHICH IS COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND SO BEAUTIFUL STOP WHITEWASHING KIM MINGYU PLZ but i rlly commend him for being visual despite common opinions/standards on skin color in korea. A lot of people (okay most people) ship him and wonwoo (aka meanie) and I do too, don’t get me wrong, but my all time favorite ship is mingyu and minghao (aka gyuhao) bc same age, they act like they hate each other but are actually super supportive (one of my fave tropes blah) and idk they’re both just confused pups help me and w that transition…

Xu Minghao/Seo Myungho(kor) aka The8 (i never call him the8 ever srry b i don’t like it idk ah) - our “cool cutie” from northeast(i think) China with the most killer bboying skills i’ve ever seen in kpop! He now introduces himself as “The8 with infinite possibilities” and he has been growing more and more as an artist and a person I’m so proud of him!! He trained for the shortest amount of time (~1year+2months i believe) and he really struggled w Korean when he first started. Even after debut he was very quiet but he has been talking more and more lately and he has been doing so well!! Minghao is cute as heck but he is also (along w hannie) svt’s Resident Savage™ and the main usage of his Korean improvement has gone into calling out the other members w his incredible comebacks. Two of his favorite targets seem to be soonyoung and mingyu but he rlly doesn’t hold back on anyone (except maybe jun bc they are such good buddies bc china line and jun helps him w his korean asjkklfjls) But anyway he is an incredible dancer and singer and also rapper!! (give him more lines plz plz plz) vernon has been helping him w his korean rapping but he is already one lit mandarin rapper like damn… But minghao is the most supportive member of svt (hear me out) whenever they do broadcasts or radio shows minghao always gives thumbs ups/supportive smiles/high fives it is the purest thing and part of the reason I love him sm!!! He’s also super cuddly and is always touching/hugging the other members asjkltfasd. Sometimes he doesn’t quite understand a question and the other members help explain it to him it’s my favorite concept (it’s usually soonyoung or seungcheol but i’ve seen p much all of them do it) lately he has been getting more meme-y and idk how to feel but as long as he’s getting out of his comfort zone I am immensely proud of him:))

Boo Seungkwan (boo) - the other main vocal in svt and just generally the loudest and usually mc for the group. Boo has some of the most incredible vocals i’ve seen in my life and he sings probably my favorite cover duet of all time (the high note around 3:05 makes me emotional every time istg also their reactions are me) He’s so talented and his voice is so clear and nice and his RANGE! I could go on forever… To describe seungkwan in two words would be sweet and sassy… He is part of maknae/baby line but he’s always calling people out and bossing them around it’s hilarious. (he is generally hilarious tbh) Also he’s a huge volleyball program nerd it’s great (and possibly haikyuu!! but not confirmed) He’s commonly referred to as divaboo and the video just seungkwan things captures all his divaness perfectly 10/10 would rec! He’s also super english-y all the time probably bc he spends so much time w vernon which is great for us international fans whoop whoop. But back to him being sweet- even though he is definitely his own biggest fan (in the most adorable way omg) he is also svt’s biggest fan he always cheers on his members it’s so cute he’s so soft and good! He cares so much for the fans and he’s head of the Seventeen Fan Cafe (i think) and he’s great abt interacting w carats and all that fanservicey stuff:) He is also super underappreciated honestly support him bc he supports everyone else even tho he’s rlly insecure abt his looks and body even tho he is the most beautiful boo w THE BEST CHEEKBONES IN THE UNIVERSE HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE THINGS DAMN BOY

Hansol Vernon Chwe/Choi Hansol(kor) aka Vernon (bernonie) - One of the most well-known members of svt bc he’s half white and was also a child actor. He has some of the most lit raps tbh and i’m p sure every single one (or almost) has english in it lol. His mom is white and American and his dad is from Korea. Technically he was born in New York, USA BUT BUT BUT he moved to korea when he was five so he doesn’t remember it like at all and every host ever asks him abt it and he always has to say he is basically korean and JUST LET HIM LIVE but since his mom speaks english he is fluent in it (but he has said he is better at korean) He is super super visual and he gets more attractive every day like who the heckkk. Hansol is one of the more popular members so a lot of people would expect him to be outgoing (or even douchey bc he’s half white which is dumb yet it happens) but he is one of the quietest members and usually doesn’t speak up in interviews and such bc he’s kinda shy! BUT THIS DOES NOT I REPEAT DOES NOT MEAN HE IS NOT A MEME!! VERNON IS CONFIRMED THE MEMEIST MEMBER OF SVT ALONG W JOSHUA DON’T FIGHT ME. At this point he has even been dubbed “memesol” bc he makes the best reaction faces in recorded history dear god. He also finds literally everything so hilarious and definitely laughs the most whenever the other members do anything. But honestly he is a super cute, sweet pup who deserves a whole lotta love!! also kinda unrelated but one of my favorite posts of all time is dedicated to him i don’t even know…

Lee Chan aka Dino (MY SON) - I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START W THIS LIL BAB! Lee Chan is svt’s “small giant” maknae who is Michael Jackson’s #1 Fan™ and literal dancing machineeee! He has grown so much since debut i cannot believe and he is getting more confident MY BOY! Honestly his glow up should be some kinda world record bc oh my god it hasn’t even been two years?? AND HIS RAP HAS IMPROVED SO MUCH LIKE EVEN FROM JAM JAM TO OMG Vernon rapped most of jam jam but then in omg chan rapped all of it by himself!!!! ALSO EVEN FROM OMG TO HIGHLIGHT NOW HE TRANSITIONS FROM RAPPING STRAIGHT INTO SINGING WITH THE SAME BREATH I CANNOT BELIEVE!! But he is so creative and funny and full of energy!! He helps hoshi w most of the dances (i think he did most of the choreo for jam jam) and his stage name is dino bc when he steps on the stage he takes it over and becomes a big presence like a dinosaur which is so creative??? he also graduated high school a while back and then just too his entrance exams!! I’m so proud!! But he tries so hard to keep improving and he’s just so pure and has a complete heart of gold♥ He also aspires to be an mc and he works rlly hard to improve his skills on that front too! Chan is so incredibly talented, but again not a whole lot of people bias him which is crazy???? Bc he is so hansome and also my son?? also lowkey savage af But all the members love him a whole lot and he is their baby, even though he is now “an adult” but srry bun no one will probably ever stop calling him baby (esp jeonghan)

[lethalice]

Pass the happy! 💙 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!

hmm let's see

1. baking and cooking

2. being at the beach, looking out on the water

3. listening to friday jazz evenings on the radio bc i know my parents are listening too

4. spring weather

5.walking by a street level window with a cat sitting behind it and you put your hand on the glass and she paps her little paw against it from the inside giving you the purest high five 😥😥😥

thanks for the ask 😇💕

[bloojayoolie]

Being Alone, Cats, and Children: Adorable, sweet, shy e unsure, lived in harmony with children ệ dogs. knews some commands. behaves when home alohe -HOUSETRAINED-SPAYED e Ready To go Homell 42142-4 years old чо1bs Chloe @brooklyn acc waiting 4 LOVE **** TO BE KILLED - 9/27/2018 **** SUPER CUTE OLDER GIRL DUMPED DUE TO ALLERGIES :'( A volunteer writes: Chloe is a little shy and unsure, but there's definitely a sweet, friendly personality underneath. Each time I called her, she came up and sniffed me, with her tail wagging. Though she let me pet her, she seemed a bit cautious and I stopped whenever she seemed uncomfortable. But one thing she's not shy about is treats! When I offered a treat, all signs of shyness and fear melted away. She came right up to me with her tail in full wag-mode and happily took all that I offered. And she's not picky - hard, soft, big, or small treats - she loves them all! I talked to Chloe as we walked and she was very responsive - always looking up at me in a friendly way, wagging her tail, and then sniffing my hand, legs, and sneakers. When I sat down, she plunked herself right next to me and periodically got up to calmly check me out. We sat outside for a while and she seemed to get more relaxed, but not quite ready for a lot of physical interaction. Chloe probably just needs some time and space to get comfortable and allow her sweet, friendly personality to blossom. She walks nicely on a leash and it was easy to get her in and out of her cage. This sweet girl is awaiting her forever home at the Brooklyn ACC shelter. CHLOE@BROOKLYN ACC Hello, my name is Chloe My animal id is #42192 I am a desexed female tan dog at the Brooklyn Animal Care Center The shelter thinks I am about 9 years old, 40 lbs Came into shelter as owner surrender Sept. 21, 2018 Reason Stated: ALLERGIES Rescue Only Chloe was placed at risk due to behavioral concerns; Chloe has not acclimated well to the care center and remains highly anxious and uncomfortable. Though she has been observed to display some social behavior with familiar handlers, Chloe consistently displays high-level warning signals when uncomfortable. We recommend placement with an experienced rescue partner. Chole last has some medical issues, she is an older geriatric dog with a hip dysplasia. My medical notes are... Weight: 40 lbs Vet Notes 24/09/2018 DVM Intake Exam Estimated age: 9 years according to o Microchip noted on Intake? negative History : o/s Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior - growling and tense. Muzzled for exam. Evidence of Cruelty seen - no Evidence of Trauma seen - no Objective P = wnl R = eupneic BCS 3/9 EENT: Eyes have nuclear sclerosis ou, ears have mild brown waxy debris, no nasal discharge noted Oral Exam: muzzled PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupneic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: FS (Spay scar noted on ventrum), no MGTs, no vulvar d/c MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat, underweight CNS: mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment:Geriatric O reports OA/hip dysplasia and weight loss Plan: Continue to monitor while at BACC CBC-nsf Chem-nsf Start rimadyl 4.4mg/kg PO SID x14d until 10/8 Prognosis: Fair SURGERY: spayed 26/09/2018 Progress exam History : o/s 9/24-started on rimadyl for OA. CBC-nsf Chem-nsf Subjective: BAR. Has hematochezia/diarrhea-suspect secondary to rimadyl. Will d/c. No c/s/v. Objective EENT: Eyes have nuclear sclerosis ou, no nasal or ocular discharge noted H/L: Normal RR/RE, eupneic MSI: Ambulatory x 4 CNS: mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Assessment:Geriatric O reports OA/hip dysplasia and weight loss Hematochezia Plan: Continue to monitor while at BACC D/c riamdyl-rec joint supplements with placement Start metronidazole 15mg/kg PO BID x5d until 10/1 Start sucralfate 1g PO BID (unable to do TID meds and it is unlikely she will get sucralfate 2 hours apart from food or other medications however) Will place sign to feed i/d Prognosis: Fair Details on my behavior are... Behavior Condition: 3. Yellow Behavior History Behavior Assessment Behavior upon intake: Chloe had a soft body posture throughout the process. She kept wagging her tail and allowed to be approached and petted however she started growling when she was put in the kennel. No more handling was done. Date of Intake: 9/21/2018 Basic Information:: Chloe is a nine year old tan female dog that was surrendered to the center due to allergies. Her owner had her since she was a puppy. The last time that she was taken to the vet was on last year. Previously lived with:: Two adults, five children and one dog How is this dog around strangers?: She is friendly and outgoing. How is this dog around children?: He was relaxed and respectful around them. How is this dog around other dogs?: She lived with one dog. She was relaxed and playful with him. They were together since they were puppies. How is this dog around cats?: He didn't live with cats. Resource guarding:: Chloe is not bothered if her food is touched while eating nor if a treat or object is taken away from her. Bite history:: No bite history with a person or animal. Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Medium Other Notes:: She is not bothered when she is held or restrained. She enjoys being brushed but is afraid of being bathed. The owner stated that she will allow it anyways. She may growl or snap when her nails are being trimmed. She barks when someone unfamiliar approaches the house. Has this dog ever had any medical issues?: Yes Medical Notes: As per owner, she was diagnosed with hip dysplasia when she was a puppy however she lives a normal life. For a New Family to Know: She was described as friendly and affectionate. At home, she tends to follow people around or stay on her favorite spot. She likes to play with balls, stuffed and squeaky toys. She was kept mostly indoors. She used to sleep on his own bed with the other dog. She eats dry food and was fed Pedigree twice a day. She is well behaved when left alone in the house. She knows sit, stay, give pay commands. For exercise, she is used to running in the yard. Date of intake:: 9/21/2018 Spay/Neuter status:: Yes Means of surrender (length of time in previous home):: Owner surrender Previously lived with:: 2 adults, 5 children, 1 dog(male sibling) Behavior toward strangers:: Friendly, and outgoing Behavior toward children:: Relaxed and respectful Behavior toward dogs:: Relaxed and playful with housemate Behavior toward cats:: Behavior unknown Resource guarding:: None reported Bite history:: None reported Housetrained:: Yes Energy level/descriptors:: Chloe was described as friendly and affectionate with a medium activity. Other Notes:: Chloe may growl or snap when her nails are being trimmed. Date of assessment:: 9/23/2018 Look:: 5. Dog freezes and/or growls or tries to bite. Toy:: 1. Minimal interest in toy, dog may smell or lick, then turns away. Summary:: Chloe was highly uncomfortable upon entering the behavior room, whining incessantly and maintaining distance from handlers. Upon start of assessment, Chloe froze and bared teeth. Summary (1):: According to Chloe's previous owner, she lived with one other dog. They were together since they were puppies and she was relaxed and playful with him. Here at the Care Centers, Chloe mostly keeps to herself. She rarely socializes with the other dogs. The Behavior Department recommends that Chloe be placed in a home with resident dogs that are respectful and matches her calm demeanor. 9/22: When off leash at the Care Center, Chloe is introduced to a novel male dog. She does not approach him to greet and avoids him for the remainder of the session. 9/24: Chloe briefly greets another female dog then moves to an adjacent pen and explores the yard. 9/26: Chloe continues to keep to herself. Date of intake:: 9/21/2018 Summary:: Chloe had a soft body posture throughout the process. ENERGY LEVEL:: Chloe is reported to have a medium energy level in her previous home in line with what has been observed in the care center. BEHAVIOR DETERMINATION:: NEW HOPE ONLY Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations:: No children (under 13),Place with a New Hope partner Recommendations comments:: No children (under 13): Due to the high levels of fear Chloe displays in the care center, we believe she may be best set up to succeed in an adult only home at this time. Place with a New Hope partner: Chloe has not acclimated well to the care center and remains highly anxious and uncomfortable. Though she has been observed to display some social behavior with familiar handlers, Chloe consistently displays high level warning signals when uncomfortable. We recommend placement with an experienced rescue partner who will allow Chloe to decompress at her own pace. Force-free, reward-based training is advised when introducing or exposing Chloe to new and unfamiliar situations. Potential challenges: : Handling/touch sensitivity,Fearful/potential for defensive aggression,Anxiety Potential challenges comments:: Handling/touch sensitivity: Owner noted Chloe may growl and snap when handling her paws for nail clipping, showing a discomfort with touch in certain areas. It is important to avoid touching Chloe's paws at this time and being cautious when touching her in other areas as we do not know where she may have other sensitivities. Positive reinforcement, reward based training should be used to pair touch with good things such as food rewards in order to teach Chloe to be more comfortable with this. Fearful/potential for defensive aggression: Chloe gives clear warnings when she is uncomfortable and does seem to choose to avoid or retreat when given the opportunity, but if prevented from moving away there is a potential to escalate to higher-level warning behaviors and possible fear-based aggression. It is important to move slowly with Chloe, to build positive associations (treats/toys/praise), and to allow Chloe to initiate interactions with new people. She should never be forced to greet or to interact if she is not comfortable and soliciting attention. Anxiety: Chloe has shown some signs of potential anxiety in the care center, vocalizing (whining, barking) continually through the SAFER and through one-one sessions outside. This behavior was not reported at intake or in her previous home environment, so we cannot be certain whether similar behavior will be seen in a future home environment. CHLOE IS RESCUE ONLY…..TO SAVE THIS PUP YOU MUST FILL OUT APPLICATIONS WITH AT LEAST 3 NEW HOPE RESCUES. PLEASE HURRY!!! IF YOU CAN FOSTER OR ADOPT THIS PUP, PLEASE PM OUR PAGE FOR ASSISTANCE. WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH LINKS TO APPLICATIONS WITH NEW HOPE RESCUES WHO ARE CURRENTLY PULLING FROM THE NYC ACC. PLEASE SHARE THIS DOG FOR A HOME TO SAVE HER LIFE.