#is this anything ????????

[spurbleu]

simon had no clue why for his birthday, johnny chose a self defense class.

141 are highly trained operatives. impenetrable. survived the ugliest combat, unfazed by gorey details and have spit on the inside of adversaries heads. there is nothing, willingly or unwillingly, that they do not know about fighting.

his answer is dressed in black leggings with a matching zip up.

of course. simon suppresses an eye roll when you walk in, round of your ass sleek in the mirror behind you, the slope of johnny’s shoulders leaning towards you shamelessly.

he watches as you help his form and how he purposefully twists his ankles at an awkward angle, how he keeps his elbows in, just so he has an excuse to say “tank ye- bonnie. d’ken what i’d dae without ye.”

it’s clear gaz comes to the same conclusion, but doesn’t seem to mind. in fact, he too weakens his front step, if only to send a triumphant grin from across the room to johnny, who glares daggers as you adjust gaz’s shoulders.

price barely participates, but simon notices the glint of his eyes when you put yourself in his hold to demonstrate how to break out of it.

“bend your knees.”

he turns to you, lip notching at the bend of his nose. “‘scuse me?”

“you’re knees,” you bend over and tap the back of his right knee, “you’re stiffening your hook. that’s good for close contact but limits movement for farther hits,”

you lock eyes with him while you kneel next to his legs, “bend them.”

he does as he’s told with a grunt, and flips off johnny and gaz who stifle their snickers by the water bench. price keeps his mouth shut, but the burs of his stache can’t hide his small smile.

all four of them become regulars.

[miiilowo]

sniffling and sobbing coughing really dramatically and violently going "i see him in everything :(((" all patheticlike and then you look at my computer screen & im watching a torture-centric horror film

[acekestis]

he’s called bd-1 cause he’s the best droid. and he won

[kizzington]

Sorry but I can’t not see it

[starfallisle]

Radiostatic that leads to Alastor and Velvette spending time together and becoming a weird sort of casual friends (or as close as they could get)

Alastor who maybe helped with his mom’s hair in life, helping Velvette with hers sometime because of that eventual closeness. Velvette grateful bc the other Vees are useless cause they’re both fuckin bald.

Casual catty gossip hour with Alastor and Velvette while he braids or styles her hair and then as soon as he’s done she suggests helping with his fuckass bob and he just. Leaves lmao

Sorry girl you don’t get to mess with his look, it’s “”✨timeless✨””

[bluejaysfeathers]

I’ll make a Rogue with the preposition stats. She has +2 in Above and +3 in Behind giving her an advantage in rooftop engagements and ambushes. Also she gets Advantage on seduction rolls vs bottoms.

Inadvisable tabletop RPG premise #137: Apocalypse World hack where each playbook's core stats are drawn from a different part of speech. The playbook with verbs for stats is straightforward, and the one with adjectives nearly so; advanced players can try on a playbook whose stats are prepositions.

[palebluebuni]

I’ve posted about this before but I think it has writing potential. I have a problem with processing things while feeling pleasure. It’s a part of my asd and it’s never really bothered me. And it’s starting to become a little arousing when I’m subby. I just repeat everything my dom says back to them in order to process it. Typically it goes like this:

“Who’s my good boy?”

“Who’s your good boy… me, I’m your good boy!”

“That’s right!”

Is this anything? I dunno I think it’s hot

[ficandkaboodle]

You know what? Fuck this. *un-Emeritus's your Papa*

[wr3tched-guts]

i need to someone to play around with my mouth. inspect it. i need them to push back my lip, graze their finger over my canines.

"far too small for a dog like you, hm? don't worry. i will fix that".

i need them to do an excruciating procedure on me. while i'm strapped down, writhing, crying, begging for it all to just stop.

once it's done, they'd coo and hold me. whispering praises of how well i took it and what a good boy i was. when i cry in their arms, i'd tremble, my lips parted in an attempt to not hurt my new, sensitive, aching, fangs.

they'd offer me a gif once i was done. to bite into them with all of my might, an offer i could not refuse. the pain didn't seem to matter, it didn't compare to the adrenalin pumping through my veins, as i sunk my teeth into their flesh.

[petrowriting]

house md reboot where everything is the exact same except in s8 episode 2 instead of my heart will go on house is blasting good luck babe in wilson’s office

[darkacademiaarchivist]

HEAR ME OUT: Malevolent AU where Arthur is a blind pianist living by the sea and John is a merman <333

[kalpalatas]

the person i love sparkles

[rowan-ashtree]

some PSUMNT student, to Iris: your dad's secunit looks gnc af

murderbot, hacking into their feed: youre insane

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[mothregent]

piss myself every day as a form of kink hypervigilance

how often do you guys recheck kinks

[stevebabey]

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow