#is there a ship name for

[odysseus-of-ithaka]

I already know the answer but

Penelope or Poseidon

Penelope but we get Poseidon to be our third sometimes. Penelope thinks it’s incredibly funny

[vex-verlain]

Candy Hearts Exchange fic!

I received three amazing gifts from the Candy Hearts Exchange!  Story reveals happened last night, and I devoured my gifts immediately.  Author reveals haven't happened yet, but I’ve updated the list with authors; if any of the below strike your fancy, please send some love via kudos and/or comments!

Below the cut, you will find...

Hannibal: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter Marvel Cinematic Universe: Loki/Thor The Fast & The Furious: Brian O'Conner/Dominic Toretto

il mostruoso fidanzamento by HogwartsToAlexandria

Fandom: Hannibal (TV) Pairing: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter Rating: Mature (no archive warnings apply) Word Count: 2,314 Author Summary: It is fitting, Will thinks, that sex might act as foreplay for them while impending bloodshed remains the main course to be served. My Notes: This is a getting-together fic, with the canon divergence occurring during "Dolce" (s03e06). Excerpt:

It’s only in the safety of a rich, vacant apartment that Will draws his knife out. He lets it dangle from his fingers after pulling the curtains closed.

“Who lived here?” He asks as Hannibal turns around with difficulty; “Were they discourteous?”

“Very,” is all Hannibal says, his eyes traveling to the blade and back to Will’s. Assessing. There’s a glint of pride there, too, that cuts through Will’s train of thought.

What he does next is arrogant, and it is not. Hannibal turns his back to him.

Flowers Are A Loving Gesture (but you know you can do much better) by MoonGoddex

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Pairing: Loki/Thor Rating: Teen & Up Audiences (no archive warnings apply) Word Count: 920 Author Summary: Thor receives an unexpected visitor on the night of a celebration he's avoiding. My Notes: This is a love confession fic, set after the fall of Asgard and the death of Loki in Thor's timeline. Excerpt:

He yanked the door open, glared at the person who stood there, hood pulled low, bouquet of hand picked flowers clutched in their hands. Traditional selection for the Asgardian festival, at least, no damn roses.

"If this is an attempt at courtship, it's unwelcome."

Can't Blame Gravity by Jedi Buttercup

Fandom: The Fast & The Furious Pairing: Brian O'Conner/Dominic Toretto Rating: Teen & Up Audiences (no archive warnings apply) Word Count: 400 Author Summary: By all rights, neither one of them should be here. My Notes: This is a pre-slash getting-together fic, with the canon divergence taking place at the end of the first movie.  It's too short for an excerpt; just go read it!

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[piratepolls]

[myszkaa]

Girl who wants her friends to live long and healthy vs guy who sucks at taking care of himself who wins

[kakusboyfriend]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

[itsmeezra]

what’s gayer:

actual lesbian sex scene

OR!

rewriting the fabric of the universe because you as a man were destined to meet one (1) man in every dimension that has ever existed across time and space

[amikoroyaiart]

Lest and Mel

[zkyeline]

a couple of eepies

[indigonite]

There’s a lot you can learn about it, trust me

[peanutseagle]

Yeah. so. episode three

[seagiri]

there's something happening in my head rn

[fermentedgutz]

and then he whips out the memory gun

[nocek]

And we all should be jelly.

(at least Miguel is so maybe they are closer to that dumb triangle than Wade thought XD)

[deadpoolian]

Cute Marvel Snap animation