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head hurty in ways you'd never understand
#hi.. meows pathetically#great news my cousin let me borrow their laptop and i'm now writing my paper at home#technology !#it turns out i still get just as tired.. thumbs_down#is that what it's called. idk#joinha ao contrário#i need to shower and eep forever#matt's diary
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Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..
#gravity falls#au#gravity falls noir#<< calling it that#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#my art#idk what is going on but im probably just gonna make a bunch of fake movie looking screenshots#and i just wanna see the grunkles in suits doin undercover stuff
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mimics
#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#my art#i thought ab coloring it but idk if im up 4 the challenge AHAHA#AND TREASURE BUGSSS#iactually really love the .idk what u would call it. in universe ecology HELPP idk laios facts ab#the bugs laying eggs in the mimics.devouring that thing..and now u have treasure bug chests <3 SOO COOL#and doesnt chilchuck think they r cute or smt :sob:
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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The Time Travel Trope aka each side of the ship travel back in time somehow to the counterpart's past self but in TROD AU
I wrote a mini-draft for this idea that might turn into an actual one-shot but just these for now. Second half is more shitpost than serious cause I really think Narinder would have to navigate a distrustful Lamb very carefully, and Lamb would mess with Bishop Narinder
#trod au#the rehabilitation of death#time travel trope#idk what to call this yet so time travel trope it is#doodles#cult of the lamb#narinder#narinder x lamb#narilamb#true devotion#cotl lamb
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Possibly controversial opinion: Captain Kirk (the TOS version) is not a playboy or a skirt chaser - he is a male femme fatale
#idk what the male version would be called but I want it to have the same alliteration as femme fatale#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#james kirk#james t kirk#captain james t kirk
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that one twitter meme from earlier this year
#rebhfun#Resident Evil#RE5#Chris Redfield#Albert Wesker#fanart#my artwork#sketch#idk what this meme was called but it was everywhere a few months ago
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thinking about fucking your lieutenant without taking any of your clothes off. (18+)
let's get one thing straight--it's not that you don't want to take your clothes off. it's that ghost doesn't.
he hasn't gotten over it. you're not sure what it is, but you felt it when you tried to put your hands under his tact vest for the first time--the tension of his body, the flinch that had you pulling your hands back as if your touch had burned him. you drool over your lieutenant, you have fucked yourself to stupidity many nights just thinking about him, but you don't want to cross any lines.
you did the mature thing--you asked. you asked him what it would take. what he might let you do. what he might be comfortable with. he swallows, voice low and gravelly, and he tells you that you can do whatever you want with him, but he doesn't want to take anything off.
fuck it, you think. suit yourself.
you can't help the noises. you're throwing your hips back, hands braced against the bedframe as you straddle your commanding officer. ghost is underneath you, knees propped up and boots planted flat on the bed, and he has his gloved hands rooted to your hips as you fit yourself right over his middle and bounce. it's a lot of effort to get off this way. with the added layers of clothes, you really have to put your back into it to get any stimulation on your clit, but once you found that sweet spot, the tip of his cock nudged against you just right, you found the momentum to give it to him good.
"fuck--" ghost chokes. you're so hot. your shirt is bunched up a little around your waist, and the neckline has dropped, and he's watching your tits bounce with your grinding hips as you chase your orgasm. he could tell you were close. as soon as you dragged your clit over the fat tip of him and found it, you became a fiend. your pace picked up, and he squeezed your ass with appreciation, and he couldn't look away from your tits, but he was sure you were wetting his cargos even fully-clothed.
"'m gonna come," you whine, and ghost fits his hand between your ass and squeezes, appreciating the fat of you as you show him just how good you'd ride his cock. your hips are working so hard, smooth, quick grinds that make his eyes roll back in his head.
"yeah? tha' good, innit?"
"oh--gonna come, gonna come--"
"give it t'me--"
you're shaking. you drop your weight on him, seeing stars, and you're buzzing with a dopey smile as you slow your hips. you kiss him through the mask, sticking your tongue out and licking over where his lips are before kissing him nice and sloppy.
when he turns you over, you just watch as he lowers himself down your body. with wide eyes, you're enraptured by the way he shoves your legs apart. he gazes down at you, mesmerized to see a wet spot on your cargos, and he hums before hiking the mask up over his nose and licking over his teeth.
"w-wait, ghost, what are you--ah!"
you jerk when a fat glob of his spit hits the seam of your zipper. he does it again, soaking the fabric, and you can't do anything but throw your head back and whine as he opens his mouth wide and shoves his face between your thighs.
it's really not so scary anymore. and now he needs the real thing.
#idk what the fuck this is but i dreamed about it so now you get it#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost mw2#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost mwii#ghost x reader#cod#call of duty#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon thoughts
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This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot
#arcane#jayvik#viktor arcane#viktor x jayce#jayce talis#sure since zaun isn't independent he's technically already a citizen#but i just know that technically is doing a lot of heavy lifting there#viktor talis real#perhaps jayce is more used to marriage being a political thing so he's not really thinking about it that much#viktor tho is experiencing emotions#idk i just thought it was funny#random dude: is there any representative for the house of Talis here?#viktor: jayce is on his way#random dude: you'll do#viktor: what#people trying to call him mr. talis and viktor just not reacting#and later on people using jayce's last name and both of them replying#they have wedding rings but that's dangerous at the lab so they keep them on their pockets#baby caitlyn who had assumed she would one day marry this man having a whole self discovery journey after this#mel: i didn't realize you two were so close#jayce: we're married#mel: you're what now#viktor my husband and a zaunite#i hope there are fics like this
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Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad
Bonus sketch, because I had to vv
"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."
#Okay#I was never gonna draw fiddlestan#but then i was struck with inspiration in the form of bell bottom jeans#and was like.... get that twink into some bell bottoms RIGHT now#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#Steve Pinington? More like STAN Pining a ton#or something idk#what's this au called again?#uh idk#mystery trio#right?#the au where Stan shows up after Ford calls Fiddleford but before they test the portal y'know#where they live happily ever after and nothing ever goes wrong and stan and ford make up and stan and fiddleford make out#yeah#also the height difference lowkey goes crazy#it was unintentional but i actually like it a lot and now it's my headcanon#i love rambling in my tags knowing no one's reading ts 🙏#almost forgot to tag ford lol#stanford pines
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simon riley who shares every single thing he has in his possession with you.
the weather's cold? oh, just wear his jacket. it's not like he'll freeze to death anyway, he'd been through worse.
you don't like your food? have his! he's a big bloke, he'd devour anything that you give him
you miss him? don't worry, he'd left some hoodies inside your closet. (bonus point, it smells like his cologne)
you ran out of socks? have a pair of his, he still has a lot anyway (he ended up not wearing socks throughout the whole day)
oof, you forgot to bring your umbrella? don't you worry, simon's there to save you. he doesn't mind being a little wet from the rain anyway. (proceeds to hug you so the both of you can be wet together)
argh your pick accidentally fell into the guitar? aaand before you knew it, he already had some extra picks in his jacket.
oh noo you accidentally booked a hotel with one bed, will simon be sleeping on the chair?
not a chance. you ended up sleeping together with simon with your legs tangled around his and arms all over each other.
you forgot to bring your water bottle during a morning run? he'll share his with you.
you didn't bring a hairtie? oh, he has lots of your hair ties inside his bag, don't worry.
you didn't bring your wallet? haha don't even think about paying.
did you leave your charger on your nightstand? oh, use his. if it doesn't fit, he'll buy you one. consider it an extra charger, just in case you forgot again.
simon is a gentleman, no matter how the military describe him. he's a completely different person outside of work. he's no longer the Ghost or Lt or El fantasma. he's simon riley with you.
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#call of duty#cod fanfic#cod x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley#simon riley x you#call of duty warzone#ghost x reader#simon riley#ghost cod#simon ghost x reader#ghost x you#simon riley fluff#simon ghost riley imagine#imagines#drabble#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon riley x female reader#simon riley imagine#simon riley x male reader#gender-neutral reader#i love him sosososo much#hes jus a big bear#kruegerspillow#idk how much i posted these BS today sorry yall#i died inside#i cannot#i love him#what is this
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Life's Mockery
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#I have....so many ideas about this...#Inspired by handyman au? But i might do a different approach :D#hopefully i can draw them before my motivation runs out ���😭#gravity falls#au#idk what to call it yet#bill cipher#axolotl#theraprism#comic#my art#also no more mascara privileges for bill#post-theraprism au
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tbh i cooked w/ this design
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she has no idea what just happened but she convinces herself it was the cruelest and most sadistic intentional prank anyone has ever pulled on her
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#ml#ml paris#ml paris special#shadybug#toxinelle#claw noir#griffe noire#toxigriffe#shadyclaw#emonette#emoclaw#????????????#IDK WHAT EVIL MARICHAT IS CALLED#marichat#my art#ml spoilers#ml paris spoilers
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do you ever think the dark forest cats got tired of ashfur's squilf yapping sometimes
#warrior cats#warriors#wc#ashfur#mapleshade#beau's art#artists on tumblr#based on that one meme idk what it was called
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anyone still remember this au idea I had? well I didnt (thats why it took so long) I wanted to do something with this au, so here :P
the next one :D
#goodtimeswithscar fanart#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo fanart#mumbo jumbo#grian fanart#grian#pearlescentmoon fanart#pearlescentmoon#tilly the dog#mcyt fanart#my art#Tilly the god au#idk what to call this au so im temp tagging it Tilly the god au bc dog backwards is god and I think that's funny
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