#is that weird???

[trannydean-moved]

almost nothing makes me happier than making other people happy. fuck. like if i compliment someone and they say i made their day, then my day's been made too. i help somebody out and they thank me and say they appreciate it and i grin and am like yay!!! i'm so glad i could help.

[wildlyfreemoon]

just remembered that jacob and julia are married and 😭💕💕

[lara-prism-light]

Is it weird that my book will have interspecies romance (like, human x non-human)?

[inkykeiji]

part of me wants to make an instagram so i can use the stories as if they were twitter (x??? whatever the fuck) but then i was like,,, u kno clari u can also do that here,,,

[pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings]

😭😭

[cranberryspringart]

[c-e-n-t-i]

Just completed the Floor 12 in the spiral abyss for the first time in months

12-1 is the closest thing we'll ever get to Honkai Impact battle experience purely because you just can't see shit when those concetrated fuckers pin you to a wall and destroy your team

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[dutchs-blog]

Restoring The Smallest Clockwork

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[cubistemoji]

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.