#is that weird???

[trannydean-moved]

almost nothing makes me happier than making other people happy. fuck. like if i compliment someone and they say i made their day, then my day's been made too. i help somebody out and they thank me and say they appreciate it and i grin and am like yay!!! i'm so glad i could help.

[stelariabop]

me a 2 weeks ago: I WANT A SWITCH LEANING LER BF SO BADDD

me a week ago: i hate everyone! imma be single forever

me this week: I WANT A SWITCH GF SO BADDDD

(probably) me next week: I WANT A SWICHT LEANING LEE NON-BINARY PARTNER SO BADDDDD

conclusion: i have no fucking idea 🔥

[psychicdelicz]

New achievement unlocked: saiki's approval (?) !!

You deserve this:

🍰

OH NICE THANKS 🗣🗣🗣 idk why he said i was improving or whatever. He was prolly being sarcastic 👍

[wildlyfreemoon]

just remembered that jacob and julia are married and 😭💕💕

[rose022]

someone, yes or no, do i email my professor asking if i can vent to him.

[lara-prism-light]

Is it weird that my book will have interspecies romance (like, human x non-human)?

[inkykeiji]

part of me wants to make an instagram so i can use the stories as if they were twitter (x??? whatever the fuck) but then i was like,,, u kno clari u can also do that here,,,

[c-e-n-t-i]

Just completed the Floor 12 in the spiral abyss for the first time in months

12-1 is the closest thing we'll ever get to Honkai Impact battle experience purely because you just can't see shit when those concetrated fuckers pin you to a wall and destroy your team

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[correctopinionhaver]

[allthatispeculiar]

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[casualfoxwitch]

[vamprisms]

shut da hell up