#is that weird???

[trannydean-moved]

almost nothing makes me happier than making other people happy. fuck. like if i compliment someone and they say i made their day, then my day's been made too. i help somebody out and they thank me and say they appreciate it and i grin and am like yay!!! i'm so glad i could help.

[shallowseeker]

I have just been struck by the weird realization that I've never heard "elevator music" on any elevators

[stelariabop]

me a 2 weeks ago: I WANT A SWITCH LEANING LER BF SO BADDD

me a week ago: i hate everyone! imma be single forever

me this week: I WANT A SWITCH GF SO BADDDD

(probably) me next week: I WANT A SWICHT LEANING LEE NON-BINARY PARTNER SO BADDDDD

conclusion: i have no fucking idea 🔥

[psychicdelicz]

New achievement unlocked: saiki's approval (?) !!

You deserve this:

🍰

OH NICE THANKS 🗣🗣🗣 idk why he said i was improving or whatever. He was prolly being sarcastic 👍

[wildlyfreemoon]

just remembered that jacob and julia are married and 😭💕💕

[rose022]

someone, yes or no, do i email my professor asking if i can vent to him.

[lara-prism-light]

Is it weird that my book will have interspecies romance (like, human x non-human)?

[allthatispeculiar]

[correctopinionhaver]

[injuries-in-dust]

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[plaguedocboi]

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

[casualfoxwitch]

[em-iliart]

slowly spiraling