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deviantplum · 4 months ago

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Ok yes, fast zombies are sexy scary, BUT, consider: Persistence Hunter Zombies

They don't move very fast, but they literally never stop following you. Laser focused, hooked on your scent, ambling after specifically you, until it gets you or gets brainblasted.

You see it across the road. You run for miles. You stop to rest. You hear the shuffling slowly growing louder. It found you. It always finds you

(it's a meetcute)

#monster lovers #monster fucker memes #monster fuckers #zombie lover #shitpost #shitposting #yes the only real difference between this and normal zombies #is that they don't get distracted #and they fixate on one specific target at a time #obviously if you're good at shooting it's not an issue #but like #I'm a terrible shot #it's not always about you

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myballsitchaurghouchie · 1 month ago

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If you fart in his realm do you think it has a reverb to it

Lyrics from Emperor's New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco

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ID: A digital drawing of The One Who Waits from the video game Cult Of The Lamb. He is shown rising from the bottom with his hand extended towards the Red Crown which floats at the center top of the image. Throughout the drawing is text saying "The crown so close I can taste it". The One Who Waits has shackles around his wrists and various chains coming from him, as well as one chain attached to his throat. They are all covered in black ichor. His robes are flowing to the bottom in a way that fills the space, and they have red and golden accents. There is also ichor on his clothes and wrists, mainly around where the shackles lay. The background is the same red as The One Who Waits's eyes, and it fades slightly into a white at the top.

#I don't like shading i'm never shading ever #hashtag flat colors for life #now that i'm done with this piece i can work on other stuff #(<- is going to get distracted from the things she actually wants to make)#(<- is already distracted. with yet another au.)#(<- it's dnd related)#cotl #cotl toww #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #digital art #fanart #itchyballsart #the one who waits

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egophiliac · 26 days ago

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do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related #i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it #because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else #gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness #(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time #also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds #and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel #which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners #only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful #top 10 twst event moments honestly #also some delightful character consistency from jade being all #'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed

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the-maw-consumes · 6 months ago

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i saw this dress and i couldn't help but throw it on her

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#good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #ineffable wives #good omens 2 #aziracrow #I don't think that dress has any embellishments that need that level of concentration but I HAD to draw that #these are both sharing a canvas with two other drawings this is what happens when I get distracted

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guppyfish77 · 9 months ago

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Singing in the rain

#my art #submas #pokemon fanart #fanart #sbms #pokemon #subway boss ingo #Ingo #wuaaa I was hoping to finish this in January #but I was sick that entire month #rip #anyways there is going to be a companion piece for this in the future ✌#with emmet #if I don't get distracted #yup yup

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sunlit-mess · 7 days ago

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#messyr #artists on tumblr #vent post #vent art #tw sui ideation #being busy keeps me distracted as f from these behaviors and thoughts;#keeping distracted bc idfk how to get rid of the urges from intrusive and harmful thoughts #every scenario is just like: hey we can try attempting again today maybe we'll succeed this time!!!#then i'll be rational (focusing on the present) and go : nah cant bro we busy #got clients. gotta graduate. got people to take care of. got people waiting blah blah blah #the endless list where i never catch a break and maybe I've grown used to it.#i yearn death but i don't take its offer. I can't really leave. Not yet. not when there's still too much to do.

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reverseisekai-richie · 3 months ago

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Cover our souls with robes of black and take up the arms of night

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I wanted to design intermediary forms for the Lords in Black as sort of a Nyarlathotep/Messengers vibe.

Maybe they started out trying for intimidation when first summoned before going for whimsical terror, maybe they're forms that the LiB assume when visiting other worlds and dimensions to travel among the populace.

maybe I just really wanted to design more monster boys

#don't ask how many different forms I've designed for these assholes it's too many #Lords in Black #LiB starkid #wiggog y'wrath #nibblenephim #bliklotep #pokotho #t'noy karaxis #wiggly #nibbly #blinky #pokey #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #Nightmare Time #NPMD #starkid npmd #If someone gets the reference for Pokey's robes I'll draw something for them #I may have let my dumb gay brain go haywire when drawing Nibbly I'm so sorry I got distracted by the curves

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Bros before Ho(oh my god is that Hanguang-Jun?)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #WWX really was unhinged for saying he was going to always be at JC's side and then immediately asking about LWJ.#The D in ADHD stands for Distractible. The second D stands for DooowawawaWaaaah (ADHDers know what I mean)#Their conversation is such a knife twist in this flashback. WWX truly and genuinely does mean it when he says he wants to support JC #And that JC hopes for that too! Tragedies hit the hardest when you can feel the lost futures characters would have together #And I feel it here in this scene so painfully. There's complicated feelings between them but it wasn't what broke them apart.#The rumours and the twisted family dynamics that tried to pit them against each other likely wouldnt have worked.#It set the stage for JC to have an inferiority complex which then grows into his responsibility complex.#WWX even calls it out! That JC has to be the responsible one in the dynamic.#And it sucks to be in that unequal position with a sibling or a not-sibling.#You don't get the love *or* acknowledgement but you do get the pressure to be the 'better one' in the face of the other's misbehaviour.#But I digress. There was a world where they did became the twin heroes of yunmeng jiang and stayed together.#And we'll never see it. That world is gone now. And just like Lotus pier -even if they tried to rebuild it - they will never be the same.

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lazylittledragon · 10 months ago

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isn't it weird how if you get up at 7 or 8, do your work all day, then have free time and go to bed at 11 that's absolutely fine

but if i said i get up at 10, do fun stuff in the morning then work in the evening and go to bed late, i could be called lazy, nevermind that i'm getting just as much or MORE work done as i would in a traditional work day

#ramble #idk if this is a me problem or not #i've tried to do the early rise early bed thing again and again and it just does not work for me doing freelance right now #maybe it's bc i used to work at a bar so i'm more comfortable being active in the evening #i love working at night because there's less going on to distract me #what used to happen is i would get up early then fight executive dysfunction all day saying i couldn't do fun stuff until i did my work #then my will to work would hit at 10pm and i'd be up till 2am anyway #right now my routine is waking up later and playing a game or knitting for an hour or so and then working in the afternoon and evening #something something capitalism and 9-5 and adhd don't go together #this sounds like i'm just making excuses but it works and i'm actually getting shit done and sleeping enough so i don't see the problem #i just figured i'm probably going to sit and do nothing for a few hours in the morning anyway so i might as well give myself permission to

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asurrogateblog · 4 months ago

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"the average beatle can survive ten stab wounds" factoid is actually just statistical error. the average beatle can survive no stab wounds. Harrison Georg, who was stabbed 40 times after shouting "hare krishna" at a home intruder and leaping onto his back, is an outlier and should not have been counted

#'he certainly wasn’t auditioning for the Traveling Wilburys' hfdjkahfdjkh #i feel like we don't talk about how this happened enough. thank god olivia was there to hit the guy over the head with a lamp #to be clear george actually did yell hare krishna and tackle him thats not part of the meme #george seemed to take it in stride so it feels okay to joke about. he doesn't even believe in death anyway #also. not to distract attention from the injured party #but how fucked up of a phone call must that have been for paul to get #george harrison #the beatles

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milkcandyreview · 6 months ago

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#i remember reading somewhere that ratio is apparently canonically SO attractive #that he wears that plaster head as a precaution so that his students don't get distracted!#but i don't know if this is actually canon or just some VERY powerful misinformation #i choose to believe it. Because it's funny as hell #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr memes #aventurine honkai star rail #characters as textposts #ratiorine #aventio #aventurine x dr ratio #hsr aventurine #hsr textposts #hsr 2.1 #hsr incorrect quotes #veritas ratio #dr. ratio

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akiiame-blog · 6 months ago

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If Peach somehow heard what Mario thought, I imagine she’d be stunned for a moment, then she’d cup his face in her hands and tell him firmly yet sincerely “I don’t want ‘better,’ I want YOU.”