#is that a fish in your ear?
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Finally.
The arofish.
#when you canāt find any aro spec earrings so you just make your own#handmade#polymer clay#polymer jewelry#fish#aromantic#aroace#aro pride#aromantism
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we need more sucrose and empress interactions šš¼ or more sucrose in generalā¦i dont see any works of her
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Courtesan Sucrose is extremely shy and rarely shows any physical affection to the Empress unless they are in private. With how busy both Sucrose and the Empress are, itās rare for them to get together for some alone time, but you both make it work. You always find a way āŗļø
Whenever Courtesan Sucrose slips away from her chambers to go meet with the Empress for a scheduled āprivate timeā the Empress is always excited because Sucrose is a nice change of pace from the rough and kinky orgies she experiences with the other courtesans. Sucrose is very gentle and vanilla, always treating the Empress like sheās made of glass as she makes love to her into the early, quiet hours of the morning when she gets the chance. Itās quite interesting to see how insatiable Sucrose can be when she finally gets to sink her dick inside something thatās not just a fake simulation of the Empressā pussy (Yes, she has made one before) and it has the poor alchemist orgasming as many times as 6-7 times that night with how sensitive she isā¦
With how sensitive and patient Sucrose has been this whole time, itās no wonder she easily knocks up the Empress her seed. She hasnāt had sex with you in a while, so all that pent up energy surely made her wait worth it; as she almost always manages to procure an heir with the Empress š
#š«§feeding the fishes#š anon#empress au#sucrose smut#your heirs with sucrose have little animal ears#absolute cuties
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Cat out boy š»
#cat out boy#look me and my friends were giggling about using cat pictures to make fall out boy#silly#i had so much fun making these#i wanna show yall the matching cat pics but i wanna respect their puuuurrivacy#which one is your favorite#also me personally i support human ears on nekomimi#also i think some of them would have fluffy tails but j was trying to focus on stufying and translating the poses#rhey should have paaaaws and also thigh high socks with toe beans and bows#and little bell collars#Patrickat with a lil fish in his mouf#petecat playing in the yarn of the rose harness#art#cat#Patrick#pete#joe#andy#fur out boy
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thinking a lot about ekky organising a fishing trip (the sturgeon tagging trip if you will) for some of the boys back in like february-ish* and with the knowledge that ekky has taken forsy out deepsea fishing this season do you know what its like going oh so he took him lakefishing in BC...oh okay
and also we got this shot of ekky manning a rod while forsy stands behind him like thats not- okay
#the sturgeon tagging trip haunts me in ways you dont understand#like oh so its ekky forsy and benny on one boat while mikksy monty and bobby are on the other?#like oh youve orchestrated this so youd be on boat stranded with the gems youre madly in love with#smooth ekky real smooth#taking your husband on a lake fishing trip to appease him and smooth over your deepsea superiority campaign...yeah#LIKE I THINK A LOT ABOUT BENNY EKKY AND FORSY ON THE SAME BOAT????#the mĀ²bobby boat is just mikksy peacefully fishing while monty is fighting for his life trying to reel up a sturgeon#and bobby just stands there looking pretty#meanwhile ekky is trying his damndest to not act like a 12 year old boy while being stranded on a boat with 2 hot bitches he cannot handle#i also very much think about how the playersonly cast was teasing forsy if ekky asks him to reel up fish for him since hes so strong#and he was like no he doesnt he has an electric rigger :(#so you can imagine how happy forsy is at the prospect to being put to work during the sturgeon trip (reeling in big fish for ekky)#i could write so much prose of the homoeroticism of leaning over a mans shoulder#to pin him between your body and the rod. grunting in his ear all the while as you help him reel in a big one.#theres a lot here and im not nearly enough of a scholar to put it all to words#yeah i think forsblad flirt through fishing. dont you?#*also february-ish because the timeline here is murky because it the earliest this was posted about was feb 17#and on that day they were playing against the bolts on the road. and before that they were playing against the pens and sabres.#and theres like that stretch at home before that. and byeweek. and yeah. februaryish i suppose
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as someone who personally doesn't have any problem with the idea that there are animal companions and animals that are game/livestock, it startles me how completely devoid of compassion people can be in the comments of any given post by a farmer or rancher who tries to care for a sick/deformed animal on their property. do they not know how human nature works?
i believe that the stray cat population is an environmental nightmare that should be aggressively culled, but if i find an injured kitten crying in the storm drain, i try and care for it. if a duck or cow or sheep abandons one of their young, it's not really that crazy that the owner might try and help the baby live, even if it's a long shot. "the mother rejected it for a reason, let nature take its course" is the kind of shit someone who hasn't actually worked with animals in any capacity would say.
#people who have never gutted a fish or processed a deer have a lot to say about what farmers should do with sick infant livestock#and it is weird as fuck#you think a cattle rancher doesnt know a calf with 3 legs and one ear probably isn't gonna make it#do you think your comment is really needed#idk its just weird as fuck#people have been caring for their animals even when it doesn't make sense for thousands of years#if i had land i would never post about my livestock personally
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How it feels to get back into aquariums after getting rid of my last one ~7 years ago
#fishkeeping#aquarium#shitpost#ask me questions about it if you want i'd love to talk your ear off#deed's stupid fish
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Christmas Bazaar SEASON
This is the time of year that makes me want to learn how to crochet because I want to MAKE A GIANT WHALE SHARK and TINY OCTOPUS. This is a need. Also that chicken. It is time to buy earrings and honey and jam and sodas from the sports team and anything but those 3D printed creatures.
Like I get the idea but idk man it feels sterile in comparison to Grandma Becky and her granddaughters trying to sell their clay earrings and bulky-weight knit hats.
It is time to browse for Christmas presents for your friends that might end up squirreled away in your own home. Cookies and specialty popcorn and caramel. Ornaments and dog treats. My neck of the woods hosts them in high schools and churches, where the orchestra/band/choir gets up and plays Christmas carols while browsing.
Depending on the parking and how popular it is, you're going to want to get there very early in the morning, but you're in luck, the Holy Grounds coffee shop is open. Or middle schoolers are desperately trying to make an Italian soda.
It's a fun Saturday, and you get to support local businesses over buying everything last minute off of Amazon and praying that it comes in time. I bought my friend mini whisks to hang in her ears. Phenomenal. There used to be a clockmaker. Once you get to know the people, they come back every year. The same company makes headbands and I buy one every Christmas, and now I have a small collection in my closet.
You say you want a cozy fantasy life, cozy fantasy is found at a Christmas Bazaar. Admission is free. Well, at least it is in my neck of the woods.
#i swear get your squad#carpool#it is not Christmas but it is time to shop#i think my favorite find has been some solid perfume from an apiary#it is honey scented#they stopped making it#i love the children and their spoon rings#hot take but the 3D printers are soulless#touch all the yarns#one lady was making earrings out of fishing lures#i love the teens scrolling i feel your pain#i also love the old ladies knitting behind their stand#it just makes it that much more approachable for me#i always feel weird leaving a booth without buying anything#but also i am poor#knitblr#knitting#crochet#3D printing#maker's market#Christmas#bazaar#craft fair#crafts#thanksgiving#november#december#christmas aesthetic#christmas countdown
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listen up, allistics: you can imagine yourself having whatever kind of wings you want. for free
#you can have four wings. or five.#stop being thoughtpolice for five seconds and put on these cat ears ok#it is fun. it is not restricted to children. and no one will ever know you are shooting cool eye lasers at your boss#fish babblings
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whatever! so many fish in the sea and my period is over and i finally got to swim near the coral reef and i didn't burn to a crisp this time and there's a very nice breeze and tomorrow it's boat trip day and some guy asked me how do i dive this deep with no fins even if it was barely 5-6m n snorkeling AND i even got to eat a slice of cheesecake at lunch š
#the diving thing made me laugh in a good way because wdym diving i just saw a nice fish and went !!!!!! must look closer and went down lmao#it's nothing special i don't think it's considered diving gmdnfkfnf#you just have to equalize a little lest your ears explode amd then coming up for air you don't even have to swim lol#i turn into a buoy going up up up at the speed of light much to my brother's annoyance
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yeah okay
#how the fuck are you supposed to meditate and all that when the world is attacking you all the time#ājust let the vibrations in the air play with your earsā#the vibrations in the air make me want to be flipped inside out and gut like a fish in the river#scrape it all out#guess i'll crawl through boxes about it#blogging
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Yeah Iām never gonna top my first go at NHS, but I did make Huimin in a way Iām happy with. I need a better hairstyle but I refuse to mod hunt just so I can muck around in the cc
#OOC / HOLLY.#MOBILE.#I also have the perfect earrings but I refuse to go past the cc rn#I have an obscene amount of pts I have not gotten through skfhdkd#just so we're clear Huimin would keep her lipstick immaculate through a near apocalyptic crisis#that post that's like#'date someone who ruins your lipstick not your mascara' 'if you ruin my lipstick they'll be fishing your body out of the river on the news'#she is not a lipstick lesbian. she is THE lipstick lesbian.
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Little Mermaid AU?
#ffxiv#ffxiv oc#gpose#ffxiv gpose#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv wol#hyur midlander#Thaleia spoilers#audrey Valentine#this is one of the RARE times you'll see my gposing with modded stuff#I never use mods on her except for gposes and seeing how she looks in mashups#i want my friends to see how she looks in game#also protip don't gpose underwater unless you're prepared to suffer#the game has the wavy overlap that stretches and shrinks your character#the last one is a custom pose i did in like 2 seconds#i wonder if anyone wants to try some of my custom poses....#i should have given her fish ears i love fish ears
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MOTW npcs that I absolutely adore playing
#Millhouse the teen worker at the local fish and chips shop#who hates his job and does everything possible to waste customers time#and Marn the kindhearted owner of the local caravan park#who always has a story to tell and will talk your ear off until neither of you remember what the question you asked was in the first place#my art#monster of the week#motw#lakeview myrtle#furry#furry art
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im sorry why is the fish radio booth thirsting over hockey quads this is so šššš
#txt#crying we are done how many fucking runs this is a lost game#but also they brought up erod and went wow their quads are HUGE#gabys in the booth too (former fish) and kyle went gaby cover your ears anyways is hockey the hardest sport?#and gabys like EXCUSE ME I THINK THE HARDEST SPORT THING IS TO HIT A BASEBALL#i also did go up in arms like hey YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HIT A ROUND BALL WITH A ROUND BAT SQUARELY??? SHITS SO FUCKIN HARD#our booth very unserious yeah
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What would Jinbes true form look like?
WIG OL BHALE
Really really lorge, extremely Lorge, 100m tall and 90m wide Lorge. Giant tusks but the rest are whale teefs and also catfish whiskers on his upper lip, barely humanoid, he's got as many arms as he needs and 2 glowing eyes and then if he snarls you can see all the eyes on his gums (like a clam). Eldritch Horror. He wears a kimono made of seafoam and rushing tides, whales imitate how he speaks. Very scary to humans, Fishman think he's the most gorgeous being in existence (he is)
#one piece#Myths & Gods AU#Did you know that the blue whale sings at frequencies enough to vibrate the tendons off your bones?#Melt the brain out your ears#Luffy gets him a 'fish want me. Humans fear me' baseball cap
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Why yes, her laugh goes all the way from slight, musical, luting and breezy, the most perfect princess laugh you ever did hear, all the way to brassy, loud, more of a seal bark than giggles, tinted at the edges with the rawness of her being in such a way to remind all witnesses that she's more alligator than person, and every point represents the most beautiful laugh you will ever hear. It's simply in her nature.
#Glory and Gore || IC#Many fish in the sea || Misc. IC Content#(( you ever hear a girl laugh so beautiful you start crying#(( yeah thats miri#(( she has a laugh that rings and a laugh to make your ears ring and you will thank her for both
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