danceswithsalmon
21 | they/them | 2S
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You know, sometimes it's a good day to die, sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast.
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danceswithsalmon · 8 hours ago
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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*
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danceswithsalmon · 8 hours ago
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'i love boxie' t-shirts with the lines pulled directly out of a story that these t-shirt makers have heard, read, or lived through, circa 2008
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danceswithsalmon · 8 hours ago
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danceswithsalmon · 8 hours ago
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I’m going to learn how to do everything
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danceswithsalmon · 8 hours ago
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kind of annoying how irish goodbyes are generally frowned upon. this shit is like an art form to me
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danceswithsalmon · 8 hours ago
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All girls in their 20’s should get a studio apartment for free. To live in alone.
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danceswithsalmon · 8 hours ago
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I just fucked a song. WTF?
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danceswithsalmon · 9 hours ago
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Gustav Klimt’s ’“The Kiss” (1908) by = 。= (2009)
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danceswithsalmon · 9 hours ago
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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danceswithsalmon · 9 hours ago
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i think i just had a regular human experience
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danceswithsalmon · 9 hours ago
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this is what it feels like when someone's in the google doc with you
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danceswithsalmon · 9 hours ago
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this is what it feels like when someone's in the google doc with you
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danceswithsalmon · 9 hours ago
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puttting macking cheese in the michael wave
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danceswithsalmon · 9 hours ago
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puttting macking cheese in the michael wave
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