#is soooooooooo funny to me

[direwombat]

she wip on my wednes till i day or something (etc., etc.)

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writing has been going at a snail's pace, but here's the intro to the first jacob pov scene in the werewolf au (he's sooooooo normal and not creepy at all <;3)

Jacob is running through the woods. 

His paws fly over the uneven terrain, pausing just long enough to sniff the air before taking off once again. Last night’s hunt had been an overwhelming success. After months of trying to pinpoint the exact location of the Hunter’s cabin, it was a fucking Sheriff’s Deputy that led the pack straight to him. The Hunter knew they were on his trail -- he’d been acting skittish, paranoid, doing a better job of covering his scent and tracks -- but the look of sheer surprise and terror in his eyes when Jacob had bust down the door to his cabin had been priceless.

In the end, Chad Wolanski bled and died just like anyone else. He was weak. Fragile. Human.

And he’d had his Betas leave a message for Eli, just to remind him that no matter how many silver bullets he and his crew may have -- no matter how much wolfsbane -- the second claws and teeth are close enough to rip into flesh and rend it from the bone, it’s over.

Of course, his own pack isn’t without weakness, and it’s weakness that he’s currently trying to root out. The junior-most member of the Hunt was an initiate, newly turned, and somewhere along the way, he failed the test. He lost himself to the bloodlust and went feral, the Wolf taking over and consuming his human mind. 

He was weak. He gave into the beast rather than controlling it. He’s now a threat to the Pack. They didn’t survive for as long as they have by allowing their failed recruits to run amok and terrorize the sleepy little backwater county. Humans may be slow, frail, and stupid, but an increase in violent animal attacks is something that they’d notice. And after this little display of showmanship, it’s best they lay low until the Blood Moon, when Joseph says that all their waiting and patience will finally be worth it.

So, in the meantime, it’s Jacob’s duty to find the whelp and put him down before he kills too many other people. 

He sent his Chosen out to scour the county in search of the Feral, while he, himself, has been combing the woods around St. Francis since dawn -- just in case the little pest comes back home, groveling and begging for mercy.

He stops for a moment as the wind changes directions. Sticking his nose into the air, he sniffs and catches a familiar scent. Not the one he’s looking for, but it gets his ears perking up, and his lips pulling tight as he bares his teeth. 

Deputy La Roux. 

He’s smelled her the few times he’d seen her around Falls End, but it was always muted and muddied by the stench of all the other humans around her. It was only last night that he got a good, unfiltered whiff, and once he made it past the thick blanket of tobacco, she was nothing short of delicious. His tongue lolls out his mouth at the memory of her pulse racing like a rabbit’s, all frightened and tender. It took every ounce of his willpower to not salivate at the sweet, [another adjective] that came through the small crack of her rolled down window. Every heartbeat made the vein in her neck throb, and were it not for the body of her truck serving as a barrier between them, the Wolf inside him would have made a compelling argument of sinking his teeth into her, just to get a taste. 

He wouldn’t have even killed her. He would have been content to lick at the sweat beading on her skin and her pulse jumping against his tongue; to hear the little gasps and moans she made as he pinned her down, asserting his dominance. There’s a sharpness to her, one that tells him she’d fight back -- claw and buck against him, snarling and gnashing her teeth -- and he’s curious as to what it would take to get her to submit. What would he have to do to get her rolling over onto her back, bearing the soft, fleshy parts of herself to him, and him only.

Then he had followed her to Eli’s hunting cabin where he smelled the sweet scent of her arousal, and he’d nearly lost control. He’s no stranger to the smell of sex. The Bitches at Joseph’s compound are kept well bred by their Mates. Establishing a strong bloodline, a pedigree, is important to Joseph and to the Project -- it’s their only way of being taken seriously as an actual Pack -- but Jacob never felt any kind of possessive draw towards any of them. They’re all taken, bonded, and mated. 

But her…

For the love of the Full Moon, he wants her so bad. The Wolf wanted nothing more than to charge into that cabin, rip Eli’s throat out, and make her his. Show her what a real hunter looks like. His own arousal got to the point where he had to satisfy his lust with blood instead, and had gone off to kill a moose on his own, all because he was so angry that he wasn’t the one making her cunt dip or pulling those cries of pleasure from her lips.

[crowfatherd]

Saw the pinned post, shooting my shot, if it dont hit then thats fine, just know that your art is epic, love it be proud of it, hope you have a great day/night! 👍

Now- for the shot. May i ask for some Pissa (deathduo) food pls 👉👈

PISSERS RISE UP

TYSM DUDE THATS RLY SWEET HJDVDVJ

[cloudprincesslady]

it always makes me laugh when people are reading manga/mahnwa bitching and moaning about the male lead being a walking red flag or the main relationship being toxic and unhealthy. like. my dude. you chose to read a story with a title like "the yandere emperor is obsessed with me!" what did you EXPECT. personally if he's "fixed" or the story ends with them in a perfectly healthy relationship I'm giving it a thumbs down!

[cornertheculprit]

see what i need in life is diego getting out of prison and acting as phoenix's weirdgirl on a case and calling him kitten the whole time and phoenix being so far beyond caring that he doesn't even attempt to stop him anymore. much to the horror of apollo and athena who have no idea who this glowing coffee guy is and have to bear witness to all of this

[youre-only-gay-once]

pick one of my favorite lines from this wild post

[jimmyspades]

[james-spooky]

this is a test

[cosmicrhetoric]

its half my inexperience with romanceable companions and half the fact that just running BG3 on my beautiful laptop (even w/ all the visual settings turned to low) normal style makes it cough and wheeze and burn a hole through my desk. the dell inspiron cannot handle a lae'zel sex scene

[loverofallthingssmart]

just wrote a sonnet. i now understand what shakespeare was on about

[wander-wren]

me: i don’t wanna be a cog in the capitalist machine!! my job doesn’t care about me and i literally don’t get paid enough to care about it!!

the part of me relentlessly scrutinized for being the family fuckup: but,,,,when i do good job customers like me,,,,when i do extra managers think i’m the best,,,,

[paleiido]

started black sails 👍

[vampacidic]

i should get into milgram <- has no free time for non academic interests

[jewishdainix]

how was the movie bestie

Literally nothing like I have ever seen before OH MY GOD

[spw-art]

update: my father is acting so immature that it went from being a very tiring interaction to a fucking hilarious one. does he know how much evidence he’s giving me. AND he’s sounding like the pleading emoji lmfao.

[lavellane]

hi i am back . again

[le-velo-pour-dru]

HIII for the mutual bingo :3

YEEEEEEEEEEES HELLO MILO MY BELOVED BESTIE 😁❤️

Did you know. you are the coolest ever and I like you so much :3 ❤️ I LOVE TALKING TO YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're so nice and funny and we are on the Exact Same Page about Dallon, and I just feel really comfortable talking to you hehe :DD You're the best ^^ ❤️