#is she joking is she serious

[peyton-harrow]

Speech for Biggest Womanizer

@mobscene-awards​ 

“I would like to thank everyone who voted for me for this monumental step forward in gay rights. It’s often said that to break a glass ceiling a woman has to work at least twice as hard as a man, and in this case, I want you to think about the men who have previously won this award and what that means for me,” Peyton giggled with a suggestive wink at the audience, “so thank you for recognizing my efforts, and ladies....I’m just saying hide your sisters and your wives, because if a man can’t do it for them, I’ll be available tonight after about 5 shots of tequila.” 

[letswonderspirit]

[widogastswebofwords]

@themightyzwei said: ❛ let’s fuck some shit up is my legal middle name. ❜ 

Yasha looked at her little friend for a beat too long, expression stony and inscrutable. A face that belied her innocent curiosity when finally she spoke.

“Is that a family name?”

[sharkface]

If there are supposedly hordes of trans women sniffing out shy moody androgynous goth boys and turning them into extroverted freaky raver puppygirls explain why hasn't it happened to me yet. Am I not pretty enough

[chaos-has-theories]

Got someone new into TLT but when we compared favorite characters afterwards she said "Camilla has 0 personality though"

After I was done with the gasping and clutching heart I had to admit that fiiiine, she's obviously more present in Nona, and person hadn't read Dr. Sex yes, etc etc etc -

But like. Like

The very FIRST thing we hear of her is “Impossible, Warden. Improbable, Warden. Inexplicable, Warden. Indubitable, Warden." The SECOND this is "Swords don't lie". And THEN

They were fighting in close, cramped quarters, and Gideon was getting pinned. She smashed the other girl’s offhand out of the way and into the wall, scattering loose glass tiles in its wake as it fell: her opponent dropped as though shot, crouched, kicked her dagger up into her hand, and did a handspring backward down the stairs. (GtN, chapter 12)

How do you read this and DON'T immediately pledge yourself body and soul to the altar of Camilla Hect. Could not be me!!!

[transmasccofee]

the subway rats poem is teruhashi coded

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

rereading the act 6 intermissions and my girl literally waited hours for rose to show up before going to find her. i love you so much.

[childofbriseis]

"oooh but katniss everdeen could have shot trump" you idiots. you fools. ye folks of tiny brain. katniss everdeen Could have shot trump but she Would have shot biden instead, leaving trump to be trampled to death by hordes of screaming republicans

[kingofattolia]

Quinlan and Aayla are the original Anakin and Ahsoka. Quinlan being Obi-Wan's age, and Aayla being seven years older than Anakin, Quinlan is only NINE years older than her. Legends Wookieepedia says he took her as his padawan when she was 10, which is patently ridiculous. Even if we age her up to a more new-canon-consistent age, that still gives us 23yo Quinlan and his 14yo padawan. Disaster duo. Terrifying gremlin pair.

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.

[jkl-fff]

Do not EVER pull that "they should be at the club" nonsense on the Dungeon Meshi main characters.

Do NOT do that to them. They would all HATE the club.

Laios and Falin and Kabru? Would hate the noise and flashing lights and the inability to talk to people about their special interests (monsters, monsters, and using their encyclopaedic knowledge of the island's inhabitants for purposes of scheming).

Mithrun? Too depressed to find enjoyment in that sorta thing. Or any sorta thing. It's sad, really.

Shuro and Namari? They're not main characters. Who cares.

Senshi? The man chose to live as a hunting and farming loner whose most frequent social interactions were with a remote band of Orcs he played farmer's market to. He would take one look at the club and run screaming into the woods.

Chilchuck? He should be at the PUB! Or maybe grilling a Sunday barbecue for his kids and grandkids! Which he probably has at this point, he's old enough.

Izutsumi? She's a cat.

Marcille? ... Okay, I admit she might actually enjoy the club. She and Thistle should *maybe* be at the club.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

If I could ask Rian Johnson one question about Glass Onion, it would be "Which came first: the idea that she sold sweatpants or the line 'did you think a sweatshop was just where they made sweatpants?'"

[philyuri]

can someone PLEASE. PLEAAAASE ask a question about phillippa for a preshow. i miss her. i think about her. i want phil to talk about her please

[rotisseries]

the way el said "he's my first boyfriend" when max asked if mike was a good kisser is so silly of her. babygirl he is going to be your only boyfriend. you are a lesbian

[sheila--e]

Trish is the protagonist to me. She has unnatural hair color, she's the daughter of a mysterious mob boss who's also the main villain, she has a complicated relationship with the cunty "mentor figure" who dies in the end, spice girl, weird anime hairdo that takes 7 tons of hair spray... she stands out like a sore thumb in that group yet she's somehow NOT the protagonist. bullshit, pink haired anime girl you will always be the protagonist to me.

[capcollector]

sorta companion piece to these doodles

something that’s crossed my mind in the context of deacon and bunny getting together/starting a family. how do you react when two ppl you really respect but maybe don’t exactly Love say they’re having a kid together.