#is not medically accurate

[carbon-corrie]

Happy May 4th, y’all! I figured I’d celebrate by drawing the ones that started it all for me ❤️

@may01st please accept this as my humble contribution to the event!

[notfeelingthyaster]

every season of house is the same. it starts fine, and then mid-season house has a drug related problem, and he gets mean, and say awful things, and then maybe he tries to get better. he inevitably fails. he has some closeted gay second plot where all his/wilson's romantic relationships are actually a parallel to their relationship with each other. all his ducklings are imploding. there's someone dying somewhere, but that's not actually important.

and i eat it up every time.

[parisoonic]

im skipping halloween and mentally going straight to winter

[reactions-daily]

[infamouslydorky]

It kinda bothered me how more often than not, AFO looks like a potato rather than someone who is properly scarred. quick 30 min sketch

[jaratedeguadalupe]

my first contribution to the fandom in 5 year,,,,,,,,,, how are we looking so far

[luna-loveboop]

I love how warriors is the one who always asks paramedic-style questions when someone’s hurt

He’s asking questions not just to distract, but to see how bad the wound has impacted mental functioning “maybe we should be worried, because that’s not what I asked”

Calling by name to draw attention, asking easy questions…

Like look at his face in each panel, how closely he’s watching while talking to assess the damage

He’s always the one taking action in first aid (though obviously he can’t do magic stuff like hyrule but outside of that it’s him)

Wars is a captain, he’s trained and has had to take care of wounded, so he knows how to take care of not only the physical but the mental impact of injuries as well, and he always comes through for it.

I just kinda think that’s pretty cool

(Credit to Linkeduniverse au)

[kira-loves0905]

"Zayne, eat your carrots."

it was like nagging a petulant child. here you are with your hands on your hips, sternly glancing at the man in front of you who sat composed. his stature relaxed if it wasn't for the subtle tense of his muscles, how his eyes, despite trying to be calm— were lowkey glaring daggers at you.

"there are other source of nutrients that are considerably higher in beta-carotene-"

"those vegetables are currently out of stock. it was just convenient that this good old orange crunch is available," you replied, trying to hold back a laugh at his diverse expressions.

well, truth be told. you can find the other ingredients elsewhere, but this was what came in a clutch. aaaaaaand of course, you wouldn't miss this oppurtunity to make fun of him.

he sighs, as if HE is the one who is scolding you.

"my condition is not that serious, dear." Zayne says calmly.

"it's not my fault that you've overworked badly your eyes have been strained," you shook your head. grabbing a spoonful of the vegetable. "I wouldn't have known that if it wasn't for the nurse. were you even planning on telling me?"

Zayne softens up at your reply. muttering an apology as he drags you into his lap, "subtly" placing the spoon in your hands back at the plate. hoping that his looks would distract you from noticing his advances. no matter how ridiculous he looked like right now.

"I'm sorry, I should've informed you first."

"I know," you smiled, a bit too cheerful for his liking. smoothly grabbing back the utensil. "now say ah,"

"......hmph."

you could've almost missed it. a soft sound of puff, followed by a growing blush from his neck to ears. avoiding your gaze as he pretended he hadn't done that.

"fine, since you so insist." he deflects. taking a begrudging bite of the food.

"there there," you chuckled. patting his hair teasingly.

"we're buying other vegetables besides.... that thing after this," he grumbles, ".....and sweets."

"along with lattes." you smiled. glad he was at least (cutely) cooperating.

"now say ah-"

"I know how to eat my food, thank you."

[proxolagist]

have i told people i like birds? i like birds

extra context in tags + continuation here!

[hmslusitania]

I do enjoy Scrubs, but I also think everything wrong with it would be fixed by JD realising he’s gay in season 3 or some time like that

[sea-lanterns]

Idk if anyone has told you this yet but a lot of the Brazilian players have taken to calling Xilonen "Onça pintuda", which translates (as far as I can tell) to "big-dick jaguar" and I think you should know that

THE BRAZILIAN FANBASE IS INTERESTING 😅

Big dick jaguar has a nice ring to it huh? Gonna start calling Xilonen the big dick jaguar for now on /j

Imagine being in a relationship with Xilonen and teasingly calling her your “big dick jaguar” just to mess with her. She’d be embarrassed but a little bit prideful that you’re so fond of her size…

Reader: Pspspspsps come here big dick jaguar

Xilonen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[opbackgrounds]

People in this series shake off ridiculous injuries often enough that I have come to appreciate the times Oda shows when they don't

[innerward]

[highwaytosickfics]

TF2 Sickfic Prompt

So we all know that Medic isn't actually a doctor: he never went to medical school, doesn't have doctorates for anything that we know of actually, and yet somehow was able to gain a medical license that ended up being revoked.

Majority of things we see the Medic due involve experimental surgery and healing physical injuries. People tend to assume that he would also know things about illnesses and whatnot but like...what if he didn't?

What if Medic knew jackshit about how to treat a disease? What if Medic happened to be the only "doctor-type" person around when a flu bug hits the base at full force? What would he do?

[ourwhisperingtorment]

I was supposed to reblog but my essay got too long. I saw a post saying that Junho could have crawled out of the water on his own because the shot Inho gave him is nonfatal.

The medical student in me is screaming so I decided to make a very nerdy essay.

Junho probably never got to crawl out of the water on his own after being shot. That could be the only reason why he was in a coma that lasted for a year. It’s either he had a concussion or he drowned for too long (more than 5 minutes). Both drowning and concussion (traumatic brain injury) can lead to hypoxia/ anoxia, which means reduced or complete cessation of oxygen in the brain.

The extent of the damage depends on how long oxygen got cut off from the brain and considering Junho was in a coma for a year, the damage was very severe.

But how could he drown if he knows how to swim? There was probably a tide? Or he was too depressed to even try to save himself? I mean did you see his face when he said, “hyung, why?” Bro looked like he lost all emotions. He probably just accepted his fate and didn’t try to fight it.

Extra note: kidney failure can also cause coma! So even if Junho didn’t hit his head nor drown, it could be because of his kidney. Note that all patients who had kidney transplant must take maintenance medications their entire life. I repeat, entire life. I’ve seen a lot of people point this out: we never saw Junho take any medicine in s1 when he is supposed to. That is actually very dangerous since his kidney could—would— fail again. Our kidneys are responsible of eliminating wastes or toxins in our body. Too much accumulated toxins (due to kidney failure) is very harmful to the brain and therefore, stop functioning properly altogether, which will result in a coma.

I didn’t mean for this post to be so long but the medical student in me just acted out again.

[duhitsalampmatt]

I like to headcanon Medic as having the worst eyesight in the world. Like you can't tell me the prescription on his glasses isn't thicker than soured milk! Bonus points if he's fine with his glasses on but as soon as you take them off he can't see A THING