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there is a future for me out there where the only person who gets to make decisions about my schedule is me. this must be true, I must make it true, or I am going to have an aneurysm before I even hit 40.
#av speaks#you know what happens when i'm responsible for myself?#I'm not late for things#and I don't have to rely on people who have no general respect for time#and who try to condescendingly make it MY fault when they fuck up a schedule#please please I do not ask for much in live#I don't need to be rich I don't need a huge living space#just somewhere I can afford to live where the only person I have to be concerned about the consistency of#is myself
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one said i should pick up on gigi another said idk ANOTHER said do it whos stopping u
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Today I learned that the hole you see on the upper right side of slugs is not actually the genital pore, but is instead the breathing hole (pneumostome). The genital pore is in the same general place, but is too small to see, which means that i had misidentified this piece of slug anatomy to my friend a few years ago,
which means i spread misinformation, which means I feel compelled to correct my mistake,
which means I have just texted someone I haven't spoken to in months at midnight to nitpick a slug anatomy fact that they probably were not even paying attention to and have certainly forgotten by now regardless.
#the only person i am unstoppably compelled to 'um actually'#is myself#slug facts#is this why i'm perpetually single?#probably#but is this why i have a large body of well-sourced knowledge that my friends family and acquaintances feel they can trust?#also probably#only the shittest of posts#tag 5
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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
#i was thinking 'damn that man is going to build a tower of Babel made of chocolate some day. his hubris is out of control'#and then i got mad at myself when i realized i had gone for the tower of babel instead of Icarus when it fits much better#he's too powerful guys#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#mogologue#60k
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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 馃憤馃従 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
#yes im apologizing to myself too fuck it#its happened at least three times so#its cyclical i think#FOUR! no- FIVE TIMES ACTUALLY!#bc now you see the shit before you even show up!
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right#but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead#like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic#and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually#centered in my now very right biased field of view#so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt#at least one one eyed fucker actually does that
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do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don鈥檛 do it hungry. eat a snack first
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where鈥檇 the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it鈥檚 not hoarding for hoardings sake
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
#spitblaze says things#i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace#and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it#so i end up limiting myself#also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power#as something like a video game#doin numbers
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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He is THE King (and the father)
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor#he's my best friend he's my pal he's my homeboy my rotten soldier he's my sweet cheese my good time boy#if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this circus and then myself
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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU
***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***
Blacked out part is my name.
I鈥檓 not going to let this make me give up. It鈥檚 disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too
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I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.
And I won鈥檛 let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.
A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am
#us politics#donald trump#election 2024#aclu#a promise to myself#how is this comforting you May ask#bc we are not fighting alone or uninformed#we have good and strong groups in our corners defending what we believe in#it鈥檚 not over yet#we have to try and pushback#added Alt image descriptions since this is leaving containment#happy to see many engaging with this to either donate time or money or both#really warms the cold heart of mine#wow this broke containment#overall it鈥檚 been pretty nice seeing people engaging with it ready to roll up their sleeves and get to work
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#I had a vision#axedraws#artists on tumblr#art#mouthwashing#mouthwashing curly#curly#anya#mouthwashing anya#Daisuke#mouthwashing Daisuke#digital art#mouthwashing fanart#fanart#ignore the fact among us probably did not exist during this time#100#500#1k#5k#10k#20k#chat#chat should I kill myself#have I peaked
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