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there is a future for me out there where the only person who gets to make decisions about my schedule is me. this must be true, I must make it true, or I am going to have an aneurysm before I even hit 40.
#av speaks#you know what happens when i'm responsible for myself?#I'm not late for things#and I don't have to rely on people who have no general respect for time#and who try to condescendingly make it MY fault when they fuck up a schedule#please please I do not ask for much in live#I don't need to be rich I don't need a huge living space#just somewhere I can afford to live where the only person I have to be concerned about the consistency of#is myself
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one said i should pick up on gigi another said idk ANOTHER said do it whos stopping u
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Today I learned that the hole you see on the upper right side of slugs is not actually the genital pore, but is instead the breathing hole (pneumostome). The genital pore is in the same general place, but is too small to see, which means that i had misidentified this piece of slug anatomy to my friend a few years ago,
which means i spread misinformation, which means I feel compelled to correct my mistake,
which means I have just texted someone I haven't spoken to in months at midnight to nitpick a slug anatomy fact that they probably were not even paying attention to and have certainly forgotten by now regardless.
#the only person i am unstoppably compelled to 'um actually'#is myself#slug facts#is this why i'm perpetually single?#probably#but is this why i have a large body of well-sourced knowledge that my friends family and acquaintances feel they can trust?#also probably#only the shittest of posts#tag 5
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right#but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead#like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic#and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually#centered in my now very right biased field of view#so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt#at least one one eyed fucker actually does that
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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
#i was thinking 'damn that man is going to build a tower of Babel made of chocolate some day. his hubris is out of control'#and then i got mad at myself when i realized i had gone for the tower of babel instead of Icarus when it fits much better#he's too powerful guys#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#mogologue#70k
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN
#looks better than the live action#practical effects are better than cgi most of the time yall#puppets>#animatronics>#httyd#how to train your dragon#how to train your dragon Beijing#how to train your dragon untrainable#how to train your dragon stage play#how to train your dragon play#these practical effects are GOOD AF wayyy better than the live action yall#it’s free on YouTube!!#the title is: [4K] Untrainable - How to Train a Dragon STAGE SHOW - Universal Studios Beijing - FULL SHOW#but if you search how to train your dragon untrainable or how to train your dragon stage play Beijing it’ll probs come up#highly advise watching it just cus it’s so pretty even if you don’t know mandarin I myself don’t but it’s jsut so pretty#Btw it’s still playing in Beijing and will be coming to the httyd park in Florida in 2025!!
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if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.
#this more for myself than anything#because i get so bogged down on if my story is good enough for other people and if others would like it#writeblr#creative writing#writers of tumblr#writerscommunity#writers#writer stuff#book tropes#novel writing#writing#writers on tumblr#bookblr#authors#book writing#writer#publishing#writing stuff#on writing#ao3 writer#female writers#writers and poets#writing life#writing memes
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
#spitblaze says things#i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace#and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it#so i end up limiting myself#also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power#as something like a video game#doin numbers
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do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first
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Bro thinks she could just thug it out
#this is so stupid#worst thing i've ever drawn i think#disappointed in myself for this lowkey but I'm gonna post it anyways#art#my art#fanart#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing fanart#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anya mw#curly mw#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing#wrong organ#mouthwashing meme#queen never cry#artists on tumblr
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Scoliosis gang rise up..!
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,
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