#is my guy

[positivelybeastly]

30 Facts about Hank McCoy

So, I just realised that there may be some of you out there who don't know Hank, or maybe only know him at a passing glance from scattered memories of the 90s show, or you just saw a big fuzzy blue man with cute glasses and hit follow.

If that last one applies to you, incredibly based, thank you, I appreciate you.

But I figured it might be good for you to get an idea of just who he is and what you can expect from him!

He's a goddamn hippie.

2. He fucks.

3. He likes to hang upside down for reasons.

4. You can bounce a quarter off his ass.

5. He can piece together a human body by memory.

6. He didn't always used to look like this.

7. He likes Oingo-Boingo!

8. He has an evil counterpart called Dark Beast who's kind of an asshole!

9. He finds it hard to maintain a consistent look.

10. He's taught at Harvard!

11. He once jumped into space without a helmet to save the woman he loves.

12. He's going through a bit of Bond villain phase in the comics at the moment. Don't worry 'bout it.

13. He's been to the Dr. Seuss dimension!

14. He has a catchphrase!

15. He likes to poke fun!

16. Even when he's evil, he's kinda cute, tbh.

17. He can be a damned idiot sometimes.

18. He had a short lived career as a wrestler!

19. He and Dazzler have something special.

20. In an alternate universe, he was Pope!

21. He has a soul.

22. He's been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom nine times!

23. He's factored that.

24. If you piss him off, he just kinda starts stripping???

25. He had a puppy called Sassafras! (It's a kind of deciduous plant.)

26. He was the initiator of the first male-male kiss in a Marvel comic!

27. He gets scared sometimes.

28. He cured a genetically engineered virus from 1,000 years in the future (with some help from his friends)!

29. He's great with kids.

30. He's my guy.

[barrenceallence]

so I finally finished last window: secret of cape west, and oh my god….it’s so good. it’s so good guys.

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[noodles-and-tea]

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[justatallstick]

i’m literally going to end it all

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[bluismie]

This is my love letter to the most beautiful ship I witnessed this year. Cheers to us Jayvik nation 💫

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[ratcandy]

we just keep naming bugs like this

[mikimuun]

this man is about to be banned from the public library for being too stinky

[panoo]

lol

i have no idea what completely random interest i gonna draw after this