#is it so fucking hard to properly tag things????
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It always baffles me when people just… share their whole triggers with the world. The only people that know mine are my friends I trust to not use them against me, and even that is for closies or similarly traumatized / mentally ill friends who know how fucked it is to trauma-spiral / otherwise spiral so even if they did hate me they'd probably just leave me alone lol (helps that I don't befriend people who are vindictive)
If you have triggers, block tags that might include them, immediately scroll past posts that happen to have a trigger instead of reading the rest, learn self soothing techniques for when people don't tag their posts properly or you come across it elsewhere, don't make a list of them for the internet and hope the internet abides by them for you. Because most chance is, the rest of the internet won't.
It only takes one time of "Hey I know your trigger is [xyz], so I'm gonna send that to your submission box because I hate you!" to learn your lesson but Nobody should have to go through that to learn that lesson, minor or adult. And remember, the internet is full of people who think that because of the anonymity, they can do whatever the hell they like without consequences, why do you think there is a major problem of suibaiting and other extreme forms of bullying online?
You need to be able to choose wisely WHO gets to know your triggers. Even my family doesn't know them and that's not because they're malicious to me, it's just because they don't need to know and I have enough soothing techniques to protect myself from spiraling too damn hard.
And on the age thing, you can just say minor if you feel so deeply inclined to share your age (but you don't even have to do this! even this has major downsides!). If anybody asks, block 'em or ignore 'em. They don't need to know that info so err on the side of caution, is my advice honestly. And don't interact with blogs that say to not interact if you're a minor, have the courtesy they'd provide you through not interacting by not interacting.
Anyways sorry to hijack your post Jasper I just had a LOT of thoughts on this one in regards to safety for personal reasons I won't be sharing, because y'know, this is the internet and I don't feel comfy doing so so I'm not gonna do it!!! (Learn to tell what you're comfy sharing as well, and don't share anything more than that!)
Good morning Tumblr, guess who woke the fuck up with Internet safety on the brain after seeing so many minors in the witchcraft-adjacent tags putting their wholeass ages and triggers out there in introductory posts.
Edit: Actually, I'm making this rebloggable. YOU! Minor who is involved in witchcraft, paganism, Mahoublr, imagimancy, or whatever else! QUIT SHARING YOUR AGES AND TRIGGERS ONLINE. Look in the "internet safety" tag of this blog if you want to see reasons why that's a bad idea! Please care more about your rights to privacy!!!
#It's a harsh lesson but also YOU are also in charge of managing your triggers#not others. It's fine and dandy and perfectly normal to ask your friends to create a safe space for you#but you can't ask the entire internet to do that. It's just not gonna work out sorry#and knowing how to manage your own triggers will help you deeply in all cases#khajiit speaks#internet safety
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(Rant in tags. I'll delete later)
#🥛ramble#im genuinly so fucking pissed at leaks now#and how they go untagged on twitter#fucking forgive me for wanting to experience the game when it comes out#and not get spoiled weeks#sometimes months in advance#it isnt even that hard like if you're so detemined to post untagged leaks#twitter has a really fun function called censoring#so if it comes up i still cant see it#i have every single fucking variation of “genshin leaks” muted and blocked every account that posts them untaggrd#but it doesnt fucking matter#because people post them anyway#is it so fucking hard to properly tag things????#and for people who go “just dont go on twitter” or “just scroll lmao”#do you realise how unfair that it?#why should i have to stay off of social media#where i speak to my friends and post shit and look at cool art#for the sake of people who cant just type “leaks/ genshin leaks/ etc”#in their fucking tweet#or even censor it like thats the bare fucking minimum#it isnt fair and im tired of some people going “lmao they complain so much” like?????#im not sorry that i dont want to get spoiled because fun fact!#if the developers havent released it offically#they dont want it to be seen#im just tired thats all#anyway ill delete this later
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Ruined Town 🪲⚡️
I’m actually super proud of this piece, I wanted to push myself out of my comfort zone to do something dynamic & complex with hopefully a somewhat interesting composition, and I really worked hard on it. I’ve been feeling kind of down on my art recently tbh, like I’ve stagnated a bit, and this piece really helped me to experiment a bit more & try out some new brushes & techniques. Can’t wait to experiment & draw more soon! 🩵
#zelda#tears of the kingdom#TotK#Zelda TotK#TotK spoilers#TotK fanart#legend of zelda#zelda tears of the kingdom#zelda fanart#daeyumi art#link#TotK link#Gerudo town#gibdo fight#it’s only 3am & already my brain is too fried to remember how to tag things properly#i’m srsly so proud of this piece tho#i worked so hard on it#i srsly think seeing a gibdo in the ruins of Gerudo town for the first time is one of my fave moments from the game#bc srsly i saw that thing on the ground & then it stood up and i was like what the actual fuck is that#and honestly i think that’s my absolute favorite feeling in a zelda game for some reason?
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let him fish in peace, he earned it....
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#kunst huli#legend of zelda#loz link#botw link#or more accurately totk#but whatever#thing that happened to me in-game but my reaction was. lets just say i would not repeat what i said in polite company#oh its so. so so so hard to get anything finished. i wish i could just post doodles forever#the original plan was to color it properly. lol. lmao. lmfao even#also dont look too closely at the armor. do not. its fine. its. fine......#but yeah anyway i WILL. i fucking WILL do that lyubov vo vryemya zimyi zelink comics i fucking WILL I WILLLLLLLLLLL#no one besides like Two People would know what that last tag is about but anyway#also. the sign language i referenced is the estonian one. in before etc etc#on another note theres hearthy salmon in hyrule castle docks. if anyones lookin for it
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stumbling into the tumblr blog covered in blood. hey guys i think pendog creative library is pretty cool. you should check it out.
#pendog creative library#[cherry on top]#HELLO PENDOG FANDOM. IS THERE ANYBODY IN HERE.#or would it be pcl? eh. pendog just sounds nicer to say compared to pcl.#trying so hard to make sure these tags dont dip into being absolute nonsense because i am currently Very Tired as i write this.#drawing this took something out of meeeee. im very proud of it but i also never want to look at it again (exaggerating)#i was like 'okay this'll be easy. it'll be quick. i dont have to make a glitter texture i can just paste in an image from google.#no shading just simple base colors. make it look like a scrapbook. easy! fun :)'#then miss hecate personally came into my head and said 'listen to me very closely young lady. you are going to shade that drawing-#-whether you like it or not. make those sequins shine against the spotlight properly. make me look nice. do you understand'#and i went 'ma'am yes ma'am' and then focused so hard i got a headache#aaauguasahhghghh. im all good but also augh.#this is what those artists in universe felt like after drawing those miss hectate portraits. i think. i better not go missing after this.#BY THE WAY THE BACKGROUND IS WORMS. NOT INTESTINES. TO CLARIFY. JUST IN CASE.#ask to tag#<- for either of those two things. idk#anyways i need to go the fuck to bed. good NIGHT.
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had this thought during class but like-
i wonder if siffrin's people pleasing tendencies got worse when the eye incident happened. Like when he gets the injury it hurts, its probably the worst pain he's ever felt. And as he blinks through the pain with his only eye left he sees his family members make the most horrified expressions that Siffrin's ever seen and goes "oh no, I fucked up."
And logically he comes to the conclusion that displaying any sort of pain or hurt will make his party members hate him- and his party members are the only people he has so he can't. risk. showing. negative emotions. or the people he loves will look at him like that again.
i think especially considering the way the incident affected bonbon too, with them distancing themselves from siffrin post-incident, it would make siffrin go even more like
"bonbon's upset that im hurt" -> "i should just never show hurt again so i don't lose anyone else"
and since he closes himself off that way, no one even has the chance to tell him that he's wrong aA A A A A A A
#cw injury#isat#idk if i should tag this but god i am brainrotting so hard about this game#if i could put things into words properly id be making a billion meta posts i swear!!!#but yeah im rotating sif and their self-destructive tendencies in my brain like leftovers in a microwave#holding the entire cast and yelling “communicate dang it”#fuck it tagging it anyways
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seeing more ppl referring to kris with he/him pronouns instead of they/them ones this pride month and i dont liek it. i will play through the whole game and ger everything screenshot of their CLOSEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS using EXCLUSIVELY they/them pronouns for them if necessary
#IT'S PRIDE MONTH COME ON#none of the excuses work either.#“they're a blank slate so i can project myself onto them!” no. honey have u played deltarune. the whole point is that#youre not them they're their own person#“they're only referred to with they/them pronouns once or twice!” no they're not. u probably only played ch 1 bc its a consistent thing#“none of the monsters know about human anatomy so they dont know their 'actual gender'!” nice try but if they wanted to be referred to#by he/him pronouns they would be. there are other characters in hometown who identify with only they/them pronouns#like monsterkid and napstablook#if they wanted to be referred to by he/him pronouns the town would accept that. but no they want to be referred to by they/them pronouns#otherwise those wouldn't be the fucking pronouns that they're referred to by EXCLUSIVELY in game#there's no argument here its just fucking canon#its not that hard. they/them#again i will get the screenshots#sorry to tag a rant properly#any other time of year i wouldn't but. its fucking pride month and as a nonbinary person this fucking sucks#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#kris#deltarune#utdr#safeutdr#nonbinary#robinrambles#THIS APPLIES TO ALL NONBINARY UTDR CHARACTERS BTW. it was just kris i saw getting it so i talked about them specifically
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#meg talks#just venting#im in so much pain it’s not even funny#im sorry for being inactive for so long i really was not anticipating this#the good news is ive made a lot of progress on compiling the spreadsheet for vetted gaza funds#so that once ive cleared out the dms i can add additional mods and get the ball rolling properly again#the bad news is that my insomnia is back and my pain is getting so bad i can barely get out of bed or eat#i don’t think it’s related to the fundraising work so much as… everything else -_-#i didn’t want to be out of a job for this long#and having to send so many applications and make so many fucking unhelpful phone calls a day to doctors and help centers…#idk. this isn’t me complaining abt the fundraiser work if anything it’s the only rewarding thing im doing rn#but im frustrated w myself and with my body and with. everything#it’s not just my own family relying on me anymore#and that makes it hard to deal with all this. like i could be using my time and energy way better than this.#but instead im playing phone tag to try and prove that im disabled and need to feed my brothers.#im just cjdhxgxjcncj sigh. whatever if i can just get over this hump then the rest will be downhill#and my friend is going to help me w cooking this weekend so that me and my bros can eat better#so hopefully that will give me a boost too#idr where i was going w this. probably nowhere jdgdjdnxnc im just miserable rn bc i can’t sleep and my leg hurts
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this is relevant to approximately two people
#nothing of importance#ii mephone4s#lil hal homestuck#yeah i’m not tagging his properly. anyways. goes INSANE#this has been rotating in my mind for months now. feels sort of silly that this is one of the few things i’ve posted in recent times#that and gt+. see alas homestuck fixation has ended but i still love you guys thank you for having me in the intermission community#as for the post. also consider parallels between hal and bot. me when i am created as a replacement for a (not quite) dead person and-#-that’s basically the extent of my identity. also i’m a kid#honestly all the robot arcs in ii go SO fucking hard i am family guy death pose#also also ask me anything about mephone4s ever i am number one 4s fan for life
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:D (I ramble in my tags about this)
#shuichi iguchi#shigaraki tomura#mha spinner#bnha spinner#spinaraki#spinneraki#ok now that the tags are out of the way LETS TALK#i was reading a webtoon when female lead did that whole laugh and cover it with your hand thing and i do it sometimes too#and i got to thinking about WHY and why its usually girls depicted as such and i know some people dont like their teeth/smile#and im like well shut the fuck up! im thinking fem spinner!!! like being self conscious about how she looks and developing it on accident#and shigaraki never really noticing until one day she DOES and wow spinner looks really pretty when she laughs and why does she hide it#like damn!!! i have a lot of thoughts about what spinner but female and the changes that would have on the character and why and agdjfkflg#ANYWAYS someone stop me from regressing to the old way i used to do hair bc its too damn time intensive but its so easy to zone out during#fem shigaraki#fem spinner#was going to properly do the background but i got done after forgetting the texture for spinner for the 4th time + went eeeh good enough#also!!!!!! the last “”panel“” made me realize how weird that angle is to draw spinner with his major proportions and also keep the soft 1/2#2/2 smile reading as a smile and agdhfkfl am i adding “looks like a resting bitch face” to my spinner headcanons? maybe.#but imagine spinner trying so hard to look approachable and give a little smile but his face just????? doesnt do that very well (at least#not as easily as more human looking humans) and how that might play into his ostracization and then him leaning into that#as a defense mechanism (like if they think im an ass then I'll look like an ass on purpose) ahdndn he was so grumpy in the bar in the bg#mha jbee
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So understandably we're back to talking about the quality of the Seine again. (The Paralympics are on now, with competition having started just today!!)
So hear me out: swimming in open water is literally part of the sport. They... have to have done worse than this, right? When I was watching the Olympic marathon swim (open water, in the Seine), the commentators were talking for a while about how yeah this is pretty decent really, a lot of these athletes (read: ones who are primarily marathon swimmers rather than primarily/exclusively pool swimmers who were like "fuck it, why not") have swum marathons in worse just this year.
And now like people are going "oh no, not the Seine again, protect the poor Paralympians!" which like FIRST of all somehow the language being used is rubbing me the wrong way SO hard (it's giving "Paralympians are delicate and must be coddled" which... holy shit do you actually KNOW any Paralympians?? I do, actually! She could lay me or just about any one of my able-bodied friends flat if she wanted to. That might even include my Olympian friend lmao.)
...and SECOND of all... these are triathletes. Like, they see the same conditions (water, air, all of it) as triathletes who aren't part of para-sport. They chose this sport. Not only that, they chose this sport so hard that they're the best in the whole world at this sport! They're full-grown adults making their own decisions regarding their health and their sport! Respect those decisions and stop treating them like they don't know what's going on! They do!
Now none of this is to say that the people working on the Seine should at any point here stop absolutely busting their asses in trying to ensure that the river is as safe and clean as possible (I will be fucking furious if they stop!). But the reasons they absolutely should keep on that are a hell of a lot more complex than, clutches pearls "but think of the wee children Paralympians!"
#debating tagging this properly but I'm just thinking out loud tbh#I didn't say this in the main body of text because on some level it kind of isn't the point but#8 of... 237 total athletes (if I did my maths right) got sick after swimming in the Seine#now that number includes some people twice because some people were in two events where they swam in the Seine#therefore if someone was exposed to the river water twice they were counted twice#that's about 3.3% of athletes who got sick after swimming in the Seine#which doesn't SOUND very high?? but the problem is I don't know how to come about statistics of say...#how many athletes got sick after running the marathon? after swimming races in the pool? after gymnastics?#what exactly is the average rate of exposure to illness at a large event in (what for most people is) a foreign country with unfamiliar foo#and unfamiliar drinking water (which yes can be a thing)#(and it's also hard to prove that any of those illnesses actually correlate to the swimming; just to - lol - muddy the waters further)#regarding my friends: I'm not naming any names because neither of them are open-water swimmers and I'm not dragging them into this#especially my Paralympian friend who (as you might imagine) has yet to compete this Paralympics!#I'm still just so mad about the tone of the conversation tbh#“these whole-ass disabled adults are babby and must be protecc” like... ugghhhhhhhhh#this post took me like an hour and a half to write son of a bitch#oh fuck it#paralympics
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I may be failing my plan to not make any isat aus. So there's this guy her name is Euphrasie right. What if I took her and combined what could be 3 separate au concepts into one. And in the process forced myself to go back and reread a bunch of shit to make sure I know how to maximally fuck over this sad wet puppy of a woman
#rat rambles#did I ever actually make a proper isat talking tag? I don't remember but erm#stars posting#anyways dont count on me committing to this au too hard since Im mostly eternal gales brained rn but I am rotating ideas in my head#shes always interested me deeply as what am I if not a sucker for women who are mostly silhouettes of a character#I was mostly just thinking abt other ppls aus where she is also looping and was thinking abt how fucked it be for her in general but also#how much more fucked it would be for her if it was Only her looping#because as far as she would know theres straight up nothing that can be done to fix this and shed be stuck in a hell of what shed be sure#is her own creation#and then I thought to myself. what if she then accidentally did a loop while trying to fix it#and then my brain also said but what if loop was also there#so I did some mental gymnastics to ignore the possible problems and decided to take an extra spin on it and just sorta add her to the main#party by having her have basically wished to be able to help them defeat the king to make things right and her getting dropped earlier#on in the adventure so I can fuck around with potential character dymamics more (cough cough siffrin)#and for the actual loops I think it'd be funny if she could remember just like loop but was fully convinced that she was looping alone#so itd be siffrin and her acting at eachother trying to hide their seperate breakdowns while meamwhile loop is just staring at her with a#whole heap of mixed emotions but mostly the confusion of who the fuck is this guy???????#and sif is just like yeah thats secret. shes a powerful craft user who's craft experiments backfired and fucked up her body. duh.#and loop just Knows that thats not true but they have no real way to bring it up properly without drawing too much suspicious#oh yeah and Im calling her secret for now. in my minds eye shes like constantly putting on different fronts in hopes that one of them will#stick but shes been able to get away with it by playing up her belief in change to a cartoonish degree#shes really trying to be strong and not raise suspicion since she does want mirabelle to be able to learn and grow from this just the same#as her own mirabelle before and just wants to be able to fix the broken wish by being there to defeat the king herself#which she had already convinced herself was the reason the wish broke since she was the one stuck remembering#I should reword it to that probably because saying shes the one looping isnt Wrong but asside from sif not remembering it still entirely#revolved around him she was just the one forced to deal with it without any real way of learning how to fix it#and while she never figured out the entirety of the sif stuff it was always him taking to her that reset the loop#so she has. complicated feelings on him. she doesn't want to be avoidant or distant or to dislike him! and as time goes on she does grow to#like him a lot! but its just. hard to look him in the eye sometimes.#and then theres the horrors of the actual main game starting and the slow but horrifying realization of how badly she fucked up
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I'm a firm believer that xreader works should 100% of the time include readers gender put blatantly for your readers to see. Both in the intro/title and the tags. Cause if I get jumpscared with "she/her" pronouns one more time by an unspecified work that was marked as just "xreader" and had no other indications I will start consuming the planet, unleashing my Eldritch horrors onto this puny earthly plane, actually.
#x reader#as a male/transmasc or enby reader#it's legitimately so hard to find any good fics or ficlets#i keep having to make it myself and im getting so fed up#i will unleash horror unknown to man#tag things properly#please for the love of fuck#rant post
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Nah, nevermind, I don't feel like I can properly comb through everything on my own. I'm just gonna get shit wrong, miss things, or otherwise get yelled at.
I'm just gonna rb stuff.
Read the tags as I go off there but. yeah.
Thanks to the people who helped point things out to me. As a bit of an explanation on my own end, I had just woken up lol. I was groggy and that was the first thing I did before even getting out of bed. I really should have waited, but curiosity got the best of me, so.
Whatever.
#this is about james s-merton btw. censored to keep this out of the main tags#yeah feeling like shit rn#not like i didnt have it coming#i am a gullible person and I know i am#i tried to be critical about james' apology and i only managed to notice two (2) things while actively watching#and as a filmmaker I DO still relate to the telos thing#but i think that relatablity is making it hard for me to pick out lies during that section and i HAVE noticed he lies throughout the video#I'm just not the person to properly call him out on it#i will say though that his whole 'memory issues' thing is ACTUALLY making me mad#mfer *I* have memory issues you don't get to use that as an excuse#especially since he talks about stuff on stream so much#if it really was a thing A) why is there no evidence for it? and B) why has he never talked about it before?#I didn't believe him for a second even though- when i first saw it- i REALLY wanted to#but now that i've had time to think about it it's just pissing me off#you don't get to pretend to be disabled to try and win brownie points.#even if he DOES have memory issues that DOESNT MEAN copy+pasting is suddenly okay!?#the other thing i noticed up-front was just the monetization thing- which i had admittedly forgotten about by the time I made the post#(again I had just woken up)#and that was super fucking shitty#while i was at work thinking about this i rewatched Todd in the Shadow's video and a vid debunking the apology (drama mama i think?)#and i kinda wanna rewatch now that i've had a refresher but i also dont wanna give him more money#so i won't#like i said im just gonna reblog stuff#fuck you james. genuinely. it's OVER get OFF the internet.#if you DO wanna stick around then DONT MONETIZE IT.#dimond speaks
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genuine question is having a flatmate ever a pleasant experience
#big rant in the tags#i love my flatmate as a friend we get on great (we were friends already) but my godddd i'm pulling my hair out rn#life was so peaceful when i lived alone i want that back so bad it was so chill i didn't have to worry about anything#genuinely why is it so hard for people to be clean. and take the fucking bins out. and just wipe the table after they get crumbs everywhere#and i get that my standards of cleanliness are very high im not expecting that i know it's not gonna be spotless all the time#but there should at least be some sort of attempt. i've not seen her get the hoover out or mop ONCE. and it's always me taking the fucking#genuinely her gf has cleaned up more than she has. but they generate so much mess together and never fucking clean it#came back saturday night after being at home for 2 1/2 weeks (she'd already been back for a week with her gf) and the bins were piled high#and the sink was just so gross with food and stains and gross shit idek and the floor clearly hadn't been hoovered since i did it before#i left to go home. and her and her gf have got so many little kinder toys and lego pieces out on the shelves in the living room so it looks#all messy and listen that'd be fine if she was the one dusting those shelves but it's always me having to wipe down the surfaces and it's#so annoying having to move everything each time. bear in mind she has the bigger room so she has space for all that stuff in there#and today i got home from uni went to grab a bowl and tbh at least her gf had unloaded the dishwasher but she'd put away a bowl that#clearly hadn't been washed properly by the dishwasher how do you see something like that and put that away in the cupboard#i probably sound insane rn but it's so fucking annoying to have to clean up after another person yet alone another person's gf#and before u say just talk to her 1) i have already when i first had to have a conversation with her about her gf coming to stay for 1 mont#that's a whole other issue and 2) i shouldn't have to constantly remind a grown adult to fuckin clean up after themselves in a shared space#thank fuck we have separate bathrooms because i would kms i fear#thing is in february and march im gonna be out of the city for one of my placements i'm already stressed enough about having to move#and i want to be able to come back at the weekend to recharge and see friends but im just scared that it'll be a mess whenever i do#idk man i just think it's disrespectful like this has been my home for over 3 years i care about this flat a lot and it pisses me off to#see shit that gets spilt on the floor not getting cleaned up.... okay enough i just got myself all worked up again#.txt
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pornstar!nanami who has a signature style to his videos—all of which are solo content consisting of him, manspreading in front of the camera in an awfully expensive suit. as his hands trace the muscles of his thighs, the seams of his trousers, the outline of his hardened cock.
pornstar!nanami who always takes his time getting to the good stuff, his voice silken as he speaks to those watching him. praise falls from his lips, which are always just out of view—the man doesn't dare show his face. something about professionalism and all.
pornstar!nanami whose videos usually end with him cumming into his closed fist, or into a toy if he's feeling so inclined. as a long time viewer of him, you've come to learn a few things about how he orgasms—he always bucks his hips up, chasing that instinct to breed. he always moans like he's in heat just before his climax, but because he's not great with breathing through his orgasms he chokes up just as he falls over the edge—it's a pretty sound.
pornstar!nanami who sometimes gets messy with it—he's such an organised and ritualistic man in his day-to-day that he sometimes just wants to let loose. sometimes, he'll only pull his cock out of his pants through the fly, and let the world watch as his precum dribbles all over those pressed pants of his. oh and does he go feral knowing that he's dirtying something so expensive with the receipts of his lust. who will stroke himself to completion just to watch his cum stain the fabric he's worked so hard to afford—there's no explaining that away to a drycleaner.
pornstar!nanami who likes to imagine it's a pretty thing riding his thigh that wrecks his trousers. wonders how many of his viewers touch themselves to his videos, hoping the could take him for all he's worth as well.
pornstar!nanami who, after a particularly messy session one day, gets an email after uploading his video. it's not even been ten minutes, which was the length of his video, so he assumes whoever has emailed him came particularly fast to that one.
pornstar!nanami who was more than right in his assumption. because as his eyes rake over the email sent by an adoring fan, he sees about a million different typos that indicate nothing other than messy fingers and a fucked-dumb typist. in your barely legible email, you explain that Mr. Nanamis videos are tagged 'near-you', and you'd happily offer your services as the next sex toy he uses to fuck-and-film in exchange for an orgasm or three.
and oh is pornstar!nanami intrigued. because his life is a busy one, he's a businessman when the sun is up time is precious and human connection is a scheduling conflict—his videos aren't solo out of preference, poor nanami, the pornstar, is a virgin.
pornstar!nanami who, after a few weeks of back and forth and some genuine conversation, ends up with his camera flashing red as you sit naked on his lap. and oh are you happy with the sight of him, blonde and sculpted to perfection underneath those lovely suits of his. Your ass is on display to anyone watching, upper half out of shot as your teeth clash with his.
pornstar!nanami who can't help the sounds he makes when you grind against his clothed cock. your slick, your pooling lust, it smears over the fabric of his pants and leaves a gloss behind in turn. he's ravenous, holding onto your hips and grinding you down against him in all the right ways. who moans into your mouth, already a little pussydrunk and he's barely had a taste of you.
pornstar!nanami who hopes he isn't unseemly in the way he manhandles you to sit properly on his lap. he knows you're as desperate as he is, what with the way you slip your hands down to undo his belt and pull his cock free. your fingers wrapped around his length is enough of a narcotic to cum on the spot, though he steadies his reeling mind and holds out.
pornstar!nanami who offers to fuck you on his fingers first, to use his tongue to warm you up and get you ready for his, frankly overbearing, size. but you're insistent, eager, and lowering yourself onto his aching cock with a kiss to his lips and a sharp inhale shared between you.
pornstar!nanami who thanks whatever god may be out there for letting him film a glimpse of heaven.
pornstar!nanami who can barely keep himself together as you ride him like he's the toy at hand. he's sure he's never been this vocal for his viewers, moaning alone is a feat that is hot at best and hauntingly awkward at worst—this, though—he's never been so mindless. and you love it. all the videos you've watched where his voice is smooth and confident and he's the picture of put-together. having such a man, a gentleman like nanami, absolutely melting with each clench of your dripping pussy around his length? it's an aphrodisiac in itself.
and when you catch onto the fact that pornstar!nanami is about to cum—the bucking of his hips, those drawling moans, the hitch of his breath—you kiss him stupid, and then speak against his pretty swollen lips. 'breathe'
and oh does pornstar!nanami breathe. a desperate droning moan escapes his breath, right into your mouth as he empties himself inside of you like he's trying to give you his last name.
pornstar!nanami who can't help himself. flipping you over and onto your back, pressing you into the mattress as he continues to fuck into you. he's going to pull as many orgasms out of you as he can—it doesn't even register in his mind that, due to the new angle of your bodies, he's just let the world see his face, and the pretty pussy drunk blush that paints it pink.
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