#is it oiley

[rococo-unofficial]

if i touched your hair would it feel like my hand was doused in vegetable oil?

"....This is.... Certainly a question. But there is a chance that would be the case!! I mean, there are no showers in here...."

[ADMIN NOTE: Fuckers couldn't even give Rococo a shower?????]

[scrufflebolt]

my personal sven svensson headcanons

- he would most likely be 24-26 in canon but hes 23 to me, why not?

- isnt actually physically weak, he was just too busy talking to actually get ready to fight henry so he was caught off guard

- average height, maybe 5'9, or 5'10. just a bit shorter than swedish average though which is 5'11

- more than likely canon, but he's VERY talkative. stay in a room with him too long he'll rant to you about his opinions and interests for hours

- it'll take him a while to notice but he'll stop talking if you're uninterested

- lets his hair grow out a lil (as shown in the drawing above) and cuts it after a while

- usually cuts his own hair but whenever he doesnt he lets earrings cut it

- fluffy hair, and by that i mean its real soft and nice. he gets annoyed if its oiley because it feels weird

- has like 2 moles on his face

- joined the toppat clan at a young age, perhaps 16. ive jumped on the conclusion that he was taken by rhm while they were robbing a bank/store while sven, himself was attempting to steal something

- was those stereotypical troubled teenagers. hes changed a lot as an adult now and is more mature and is a respectable young man. however he still has little bits and pieces of his past personality now he'll show off duty. like he'll be a little playfully mean and tease you just a lil.

- kinda sassy lmao but also unintentionally rude sometimes

- actually laid back when he's not stressed or angry. but he gets stressed out easily, especially ever since he's been a leader.

- is up for new things but HATES having to be forced to change things

- he either perceives mr macbeth or rhm/reg as a father figure. they call him "son" and give him advice occasionally. its one of them, i just havent decided which one i wanted it to be yet.

- it's just a father-son like relationship but it's not an actual one because i hc reg/rhm to be in their late 30's/early 40's

- hes not THAT obsessed with sharks. yeah i say he'd like sharks but he wouldnt know the answer if u asked him a specific question abt sharks.

- very prideful. very open about his identity, nationality, opinions, blah blah blah, all of it. he'll talk all about it

- gets embarrassed easily, especially if hes proven wrong in an argument or if he was wrong about something but hey, at least he'll admit it

- looks like a child in some pictures of him and hates it (he looks like a little kid in some endings from thsc but looks like an actual adult in others)

- thinks dogs > cats

- real tired, the adjust to him becoming leader is too much to handle

- WANTS to rest but doesn't because if he finishes all his work then he could get it all done with then rest after

hope u enjoyed these hcs, haven't seen anyone else headcanon or perceive sven the same way i do yet (i will occasionally edit this post to add more)

[theatrekidruthfleming2020]

HERE'S THE THING ABOUT A BARBECUE

-🗣️ of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer

barbeque monologues? heh! I would like to do that again.. Just as an actor this time! But yknow, stage fright, my pits, my oiley skin..

I would throw up basically

[jiminy-crickets]

wait fuck.... the nucks oiley game is 9:30 i thought it was 10........ THE PANTHERS WONT BE DONE THEN!!!!!!!!! how can they make me choose between my silly lil guys???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liveleaker]

nobody ever sends me pictures of rust and dirt and oiley heavy machinery i hate my stupid fucking life

[annieqattheperipheral]

Omg what a shit way to start the game and his oiley first goal

[squarming]

you. yeah you. fill out this poll or explode

[marinerainbow]

Shiny: What was it like?

Greasy: What was what like?

Shiny: The first time you dipped a toon.

Greasy: *exhales cigar* Ah...

...

Greasy: It was a...punto sin retorno. We got a rata who was on trial for tax evasion. The judge wanted him out of the picture. He worked closely with us and he knew too much. I didn't think too much about it...the dip smelled disgusting and hot and we thought it was like slime, like he'd get caught in it. But he melted, like cheese. The first time you hear that scream is haunting.

Shiny: You ever think about it?

Greasy: Occasionally.

Shiny: Do you have regrets?

Greasy: I don't really think I know how to regret.

Shiny: ...Yeah, me neither.

Greasy: We killed some humans too. But they deserved it.

Shiny: How so?

Greasy: Thieves, murderers and one cabron who planned to kidnap and sell us to some travelling show for profit.

Shiny: ...I couldn't do it. I mean, I've thought about it but...it's not in my nature.

Greasy: But you're a weasel.

Shiny: Does that matter? What, you're gonna become what the people who drew you thought you should? Nobody controls me. I don't care what anyone says, I don't stoop so low.

Greasy: Dat's what you think of me? Low?

Shiny: I did at first.

Greasy: Huh?

Shiny: You're a no-good, dirty, oiley pervert with boundary issues who thinks he's better than his boss and has no self-ambition but to play patty-cake with every floozy unlucky enough to throw herself at him. But you're also my best friend.

Greasy: ...That's de nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.

Ok who gave you permission to read minds?

This is pretty much what's in my head! Also, Shiny saying that about toons being what they were drawn to be. Yes. That is exactly her stance on it. After all, she was drawn to be a gold digger, and she was kicked to the streets as soon as she was created. Why become what the humans wanted her to be? Sure, she may be doing worse things now, and not being given the chance to be loved like other toons hurts sometimes, but she's free.

Yes, Shiny will hurt people. Yes, she may hurt them real bad, and may even find cruel amusement in it if they deserved it (like they attacked her or her friend). But she doesn't want to take a life. If someone else does it, fine. But she won't.

[groovyfandomhuman]

I really hate spring,but it's weirder than that.

It's my absolute favorite season. Warm-ish weather, seasonal affective disorder gets better, I get to go on long walks.

But my allergies make my eyes go crazy. My eyes get itchy, they get water-y in the outside corners, and somehow they feel oiley. This gets so bad to the point where if i'm outside my eyes swell shut.

[krillorbekrilled]

do hot oiley dudes still work out at the beach

[seeinghcsts]

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ EVEN THOUGH THEY were agreeing with him, thomas still let out a disgruntled huff as he dropped the backpack onto his strewn comforter and stepped back, pressing the heel of his hand melodramatically to his temple. ‎‏‏‎‎‏‏‎" fuckin' moron, " he grit under his breath, eyes scrunching shut as he felt the swell of a headache in the front of his skull, a dull throb that would no doubt turn into a heavy pulse in a matter of seconds. "— and everyone who agrees with this whole thing is just as fuckin' stupid. i haven't spoken to most of these people since we got back and i honestly had NO intention of changing that. then they tell me that if i don't like it not to come , , , " he scoffed.

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏���‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ " —‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ FUCK that shit. "

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ the theatrics of the elder continue with the ceremonious dragging of thomas's palms down his face, stepping back so he can lean his backside against the edge of his dresser , worn with age and traveling cross-country all those years ago. the one thing from new york that thomas would always carry with him was the temperament ; oiley , brash , and unbridled.

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ " you know it's bad when you're actually agreeing with me , " thomas huffed, dropping his hands by his sides so his hands hit his sweat-clad thighs with a dampened smack. casting dark eyes to cam , thomas frowned ; " bein' around them all — bein' back there , , , and that all that shit with the group chat ?? fuckin' hell. "

moral support or procrastination . . . take your pick as to why the younger ortesky had perched herself on the end of his bed, watching him shove miscellaneous item after item into a bag. which, she had to admit, held more than she had originally given it credit for. ❝            i think that's EXACTLY who he thinks he is, ❞  camille observed with a hum.  ❝  you let the wrong person watch one too many shitty ryan murphy adaptations, and suddenly they want to take a camera into the woods. ❞ perhaps blair witch was the artsy dude's version of starting a podcast.

and they were spoiled with front-row seats ! ❝ i think it's unnecessary. ❞ her words chosen carefully, so as to not spark another rant from her brother. perhaps brought to her by someone who wasn't milo would elicit a stronger reaction from the girl. though even camille, as reckless as she was, knew this wasn't a fire to throw gasoline on. even if she had been freaking out on the same level. ❝ and i know you're not crazy. ❞

[so-i-did-this-thing]

This is where I off road. I knew I wanted to wax this for a grubbier, slightly oiley sheen. I still have more overall weathering layers to do, but the patina is fun. I'm not really gonna wreck this - just want to make it feel like it's seen a few seasons of bad conditions.

[dragon-hoard]

mosquitos like to bite me more than anyone else bc I'm... oiley?

[pink-doll-lips]

I didn’t have enough butter for the brownies I was making so I subbed in avocado oil for half... but I messed up and added about 1/3 cup extra. The brownies are soo oiley, I cooked them extra and legit have them in sitting on a paper towel to absorb extra oil. It sucks. I really like baking and it’s something I like to do to feel productive. So it sucked. And on top of that husband was kind of rude about it. Like it’s fine to not like them bc they aren’t as good, by far... but like when I realized my mistake and told him, that’s not the time to add on to it. Blah

Update: he apologized at least

[deviantartdramanow]

I find it funny so strawbewwymilk is a okay by peoples books and people will defend the shit out of her selling underage sexual content. But people will attack Sakimichan for not drawing morbidly obese people or because she liked stuff on twitter that were pro police or critical of BLM(apparently liking things against the violent riots is racist.) and for not coloring black people like she does white (apparently sjws claims she make them oiley).

.

[annieqattheperipheral]

Huzzzaaaaahhhhh!!! Oileys u did it!!! I attribute it all to your seattle win breaking you loose

And not our new dad HE'S NOT OUR REAL DAD. WOODY IS