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shut the fuck up, shut up, do you SEE the color of his eyes??? the silver bracelet the hair the hand the smile the moles like?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
#steve stranger things#steve harrington#steve harrington stranger things#is it hot in here or is it just steve#joe keery#chewing on drywall#sgakfhsjgsejsgjfejah#WHY CAN’T I HAVE HIM????
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i'm sorry, but LOOK AT HIS ARM. FUHHHHHHHHHH *dies*
GIF credit to : @bellamysgriffin
#steve harrington#stranger things#steve stranger things#joekeeryedit#joe keery#jesus harrington christ#is it hot in here or is it just steve
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go ahead and put this in the bible — FACTSSSS
Could you do Steve nsfw head canons? I feel like so many stories get him very wrong
woof— lots of pressure. hopefully these work for ya ;)
nsfw under the cut
Steve is a sweet, sweet boy— lots of hand holding.
he has to feel you everywhere, isn’t exactly sure where he wants his hands because really, he wants them everywhere
the boy has experience… so decent stamina but he’s rather sensitive, especially when he really likes/loves his partner
Steve loooooooves eating pussy, truly loves it. Spends as much time as you let him doing it. He kisses all over your thighs too and eats you like he’s starved. Totally gets off on it too, whining and moaning into you and rutting his hips while he does it. He’ll crave the taste of you and lowkey beg to eat you out. It’s also what he’s thinking about when he’s alone with his dick in his hand.
Whenever Steve’s close and he doesn’t want to cum yet, he like completely stops moving and squeezes his eyes shut. Kind of gets frustrated with himself too, says stuff like “fuck, no, no, no, I don’t wanna cum yet”
He’s the King of foreplay, likes to get you riled up until you’re begging for more
Steve has his kinks but he’s pretty shy about them, you gotta talk them out of him. But he’s really open about yours, always willing to try anything once.
Steve’s dick is big. It just is. You can see it even in his jeans when he’s soft. It’s just big. He’s pretty proud about it but he’s concerned he’ll hurt you if he’s too rough so you gotta beg for it.
He’s very whiny. And like I said, sensitive. Even dragging your nails gently down his stomach or thighs will make him squirm and whine.
Steve’s favorite position is missionary, really loves the closeness.
He’s kind of a blabbermouth during sex and he never really makes a lot of sense, but it’s a whole lot of praising. Rambling about how good you feel, how great you look, etc.
Steve loves to cuddle after sex but he uh, tends to pass out pretty quick after.
#ily Stevie boy xoxo#steve hc#steve harrington#steve harrington headcanon#steve harrington hc#steve stranger things#is it hot in here or is it just steve
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#is it just me or is it hot down here?#steddie#stranger things#stranger things season 4#stranger things fruity four#steve harrington#eddie munson#fruity four#steddie stranger things#stranger things steve#steve stranger things#stranger things gifs#steddie gifs
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Lil Prince Steven going on an impromptu very unexpected adventure during an outing with his parents where he followed a weird bug too far into the woods and got a little lost only to come face to face with a very awkward, very lost, and very frightened little black dragon, just a bit bigger than he is, hiding in a much too small for it bush.
the adventure is Steve accompanying the little dragon to find his (steve discovers this through this little dragon, who he also discovers is called Eddie, being very talkative once he feels he's safe) guardian, an exhausted elder dragon currently turning over every tree and pile of rocks he can find looking for his little escape artist rascal of a nephew.
#Steddie#they meet again years down the line#when Eddie's an adult and can shift into a more 'human' state#and Steve can get all hot under the collar for this handsome dragon man#maybe they kiss about stuff#y'know#just Steddie things#Baby dragon Eddie just adding years to Wayne's life#out here giving him gray scales!!
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SCREAMINGGGGG, the profile?? the hands???? the stance????? WHY CAN’T I HAVE HIM?? 😩😩😩
#steve harrington#steve stranger things#stranger things#is it hot in here or is it just steve#steve harrington stranger things#joe keery#THIS MAN’S NOSE MAKES ME FERAL HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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omg y'all, this part of something infinite was taking SO LONG, but i'm finally unstuck cos APPARENTLY it needed a sprinkle of smut 🙃 so. problem solved?? 🥴 coming tonight or tomorrow depending on how fast i can edit!
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Reading comics is showing someone a great scene from an amazing comic but having to say 'ok I know it doesn't look like it BUT I promise you they don't usually look like that, ignore the art.'
#comics#dc comics#marvel comics#young avengers#bucky barnes in a Young Avengers issue had a whole ass Hapsburg Jaw or a really important Damian Wayne moment had him looking like a ball#batman#robin#dick grayson#red robin#tim drake#tik drake robin where he looked like a lima been#like I PROMISE YOU they're hot.... just not in this art for some reason they look inbreed here#pill head jason todd#jason todd#i just read a batman comic where bruce was like not bruce like? he looked rough#the young avengers × runaways comics 😭😭😭 like i promise they dont look like that#nightwing#bruce wayne#captin america#steve rogers#the winter soldier#any female character when they take out her ribs and have her do a back bend for no reason#tag your favorite cringe art comic that has some great moments#bad comics art#comic art#when the artist has never seen a baby in their life 💀💀💀#superboy#im also reading 03 Teen Titans and oof like ok shirt but with the art its just bland
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Established Stoncy (Eddie POV) (ot4 stoncy+steddie)
“Have you heard from Jonathan lately?” She asks quietly.
“He’s been avoiding me as much as you, Nance.” He hears Steve’s hitched breath as she works, and sees her brush a soothing hand along his shoulder. Isn’t she supposed to be dating that guy they’re talking about? How can she talk about him with Steve so casually, like she’s not a hop skip and a jump from cheating on her boyfriend?
“I don’t know what I did wrong.”
“Hey, you didn’t do anything,” Steve says, and there’s so much fucking love in his voice Eddie has to squeeze his eyes shut. “He’ll come around, you know that. He’s just got to work through…whatever he’s working through first.”
“I don’t get why he’s avoiding you too. It’s like…”
“He’s not. He wouldn’t.”
“He did before,” she says, sounding vulnerable.
“I think we all agreed he was being stupid back then,” Steve says. “Like, me level idiot, and he doesn’t even have the brain damage to back it up. He’ll talk to us.”
“That’s not funny.” She pauses, and Eddie can see her clinging onto Steve’s words like a lifeline. “You think so?”
“I know so.”
She stands on her tiptoes to kiss him on the forehead, and Eddie turns away, pretending like he wasn’t eavesdropping on their private conversation.
"I don't know what happened between you two but... I'd get her back man. Whatever it takes. 'Cause that — that was as unambiguous a sign of true love as these cynical eyes have ever seen."
Steve’s mouth quirks, and he looks almost amused when he glances at Wheeler. Before he can respond, the ground rumbles, and they both stumble.
“I’m not the only one who sees what's going on there, right?” He asks quietly, gesturing between the two lovebirds.
Robin looks…caught, all the sudden, like he found her putting itching powder in his underwear. He doesn’t understand it.
“Uh, yeah,” she says, strangled. “They’re, y’know, umm…”
He doesn’t understand why she’s acting so weird about this. Maybe Steve and Nancy had a bad break, years ago, but they’re clearly still into each other. It’s not like it’s out of the ordinary for two attractive, straight—
Ah.
“So, Nancy?”
“What?”
“She’s pretty,” he offers, and Robin nearly trips on her face.
“Do you—“
“No,” he says, and glances pointedly at Steve. “She’s, uh, not my type.”
“Oh?” She asks, and then comprehension dawns on her face. She looks between him and Steve, and her eyes widen. “Oh!”
“Yeah, oh,” he says. “So, like, I get it.”
“Get…it…” She blinks, and then realization settles across her face. “Oh, I don’t—-“ she cuts herself off. “I mean, yeah, no, Nancy’s like, super pretty. The prettiest. And a total badass, it’s like, insane. That’s why I’m…crushing…on her.”
She winces at her own awkwardness, and Eddie nods in support. It’s always weird to talk about it so openly. But hey, if you can’t do it in a hell dimension with no people, where can you talk about it?
“Maybe she likes girls,” he offers up, even though he doubts it. You never know.
Robin’s subsequent coughing fit is so violent both Nancy and Steve turn around to check on them.
“Rob?” Steve asks, hovering. “You okay?”
“I’m good,” she wheezes. Eddie awkwardly pats her back, and tries to pretend it’s not his fault. From the side-eye Nancy sends him, he only partially succeeds. Finally she takes one last gulp of air, and stands up straight.
“So, Nancy!” She says brightly. “Guns, right?”
She takes Nancy’s arm and scurries off without a second look back at him, which is understandable. It takes time to talk about things like this.
“What was that about?” Steve asks, falling into step with him.
“Nothing.”
“Right.” Steve gives him a look, which he pretends not to see.
Steve is on babysitting duty when the car pulls up to the extremely beat up cabin Eddie’s been forced to hide in.
They both tense, but Steve looks outside and sighs in relief. “It’s Nance’s car,” he confirms, and helps Eddie hobble outside. Eddie’s putting a hand on the bannister to balance himself when a vaguely familiar figure stumbles out of the drivers seat.
“Jonathan!”
Steve is practically a blur running past him, slamming into Byers and spinning him around. Wasn’t he just helping Nancy cheat on this guy? How can they just—
All his thoughts screech to a halt as soon as Byers takes Steve’s face in his hands and kisses him.
And keeps kissing him.
And Steve, King Steve, definitely not gay Steve, kisses back. Full on holding him by the waist, pulling him in until their entire bodies line up. As if letting go would make Byers disappear in a nice little poof of smoke.
Wow, Eddie thinks deliriously, holding onto the porch for dear life. These painkillers are no joke.
Nancy comes out of the car next, beaming as her boyfriend makes out with a man right in front of her. A man she was clearly cheating on her boyfriend with.
Unless he’s not actually her boyfriend. Is she a beard? Is she bearding Jonathan? Is Steve cheating on Jonathan with his beard?
He’s starting to think he’s missing a few pieces to this puzzle.
“Um.”
The two lovebirds break apart, and all three of them fix Eddie with a wary look as they register the fact that yes, he is standing there and has been the whole time, thank you very much. Byers is holding Steve’s hand like a challenge, glaring at Eddie like he’s daring him to say something. As if Eddie isn’t the gayest motherfucker in Hawkins.
“Right,” Steve coughs. “Jonathan, this is Eddie. He’s cool, he saved Dustin’s life. Eddie, this is Jonathan. My…uh. My boyfriend.”
Eddie stares. Nancy comes up and takes Jonathan’s other hand. “Our boyfriend,” she corrects. “We’re together. All three of us.”
“Oh,” he says. This is awkward. This is so awkward, Eddie can feel the trees wilting in embarrassment for him. Maybe if he’s lucky it’ll turn out he’s standing in quicksand or another portal will open up beneath his feet and he won’t have to deal with this awkwardness anymore.
Steve likes boys. Good! Great! It would be fucking amazing if he didn’t apparently have a boyfriend. A boyfriend who is standing there in the flesh, silently giving Eddie the biggest stink eye of his life like he’s ready to throw down if he says the wrong this and oh God Eddie still hasn’t said anything-
“Congrats?”
Byers blinks. “Congrats?”
“Yeah, man,” Eddie says, as if he wasn’t just trying to get Nancy to break this dude's heart for Steve like two days ago. God, that’s so embarrassing. They’re already together. “You’ve got pretty good taste. Your charisma stats must be off the roof.”
If he remembers anything from high school that’s definitely a lie, but a little flattery never hurt anyone.
Steve barks out a laugh, Nancy rolls her eyes, and Byers stares at him like he’s grown two new heads. “You’re Eddie,” he says, sounding it out.
Eddie spreads his arms. “In the flesh. Well, mostly. I’m missing some chunks of it.”
“DND Eddie? From Hellfire?”
“Did they not tell you anything? Harsh, Wheeler. I thought you liked me.”
“Wrong Wheeler,” Byers says. “Mike wouldn’t shut up about you. Two days straight in a pizza van after we got the news of what you’d done, and I was ready to rip my hair out.”
Aww, that’s cute. He honestly likes the kid, even though Dustin has been thrust firmly into the “favorite” category, on the basis of nearly dying in his arms and probably traumatizing the kid forever. He’s glad the sentiment is returned.
“You don’t even know the half of it,” Steve snorts as he starts dragging his partners towards the cabin. “Did you notice he only started growing his hair out after he met Eddie?”
“Wait, really?” Eddie asks as Steve snags him by the wrist and pushes him in front. Like a long, awkward, queer train. Is Nancy queer? Can he ask? Are they at that stage in their friendship? Does that come before or after fighting monsters together?
Nancy laughs harder than he knew she was capable of. “Oh my god, he did! I didn’t even realize!”
“Uh, yeah, because you didn’t have to hear day in and day out from that little shit how much cooler he is than me. Dude, did you know they thought you were scary? You?”
Eddie’s touched, honestly. He put a lot of work into terrifying the masses. “I am scary,” he says. “I fucking shredded along to Metallica to stop a demon from killing us all. I’m more metal than I ever was.”
“Yeah but you’ve also got those, like, doe eyes, man.” Steve waves a hand as if he’s not making every wire in Eddie’s brain short circuit, and tugs them all down on the couch.
“I have what now?”
Nancy giggles, leaning around her boyfriends to try and poke his cheek. He snaps his teeth at her.
“Don’t you know? Steve’s weak to big, soulful eyes,” she says, batting her own eyes in emphasis. Byers rolls his, which are also big and brown and kind of wet, now that Eddie’s paying attention.
“Nancy,” Steve whines, “don’t tell him that!”
“Sorry.” She doesn’t sound sorry, grinning as she practically sits in Byers’s lap to give Steve a peck. He watches them with the kind of fondness that Eddie’s always kind of dreamed of having directed at him, and it punches deep.
So Steve isn’t cheating on anyone and probably never will, which is a relief and also a bummer to some of the more pathetic fantasies he’s whipped up in the past few days trapped in this cabin. He likes Nancy too much to ever actually get in the way of her true love, but it doesn’t hurt to dream.
“Yeah, okay, I have big ol’ Bambi eyes or whatever. You wanna talk kiddie crushes and hero worship, how about Sinclair?”
“What about him?” Steve asks, apparently oblivious.
“Uh, how about the whole basketball thing?”
Steve’s brow furrows. “He loves basketball!” He protests. “He asked me to practice with him when he first started thinking about joining the team, we still go out and play sometimes.”
“Uh huh,” Eddie says. “And how about the time I said something about your fight with Hargrove, and he jumped to your defense even faster than Dustin could about how badass and cool and handsome you were?”
“There’s no way he said that,” he says, turning bright red. “There’s—no. Billy was going to hurt him, he was, like, fucking twelve or something, I couldn’t just…he didn’t say that.”
“Might as well have. That entire speech had me clocking the kid faster than you can say ‘touchdown.’”
“That’s football.”
“I’ll tell you what he’d like to ball—“ he starts, and Steve screeches.
“Shut up, shut up, don’t say that! He’s a baby, what is wrong with you—“
“That ‘baby’ already experienced his first hangover, mom. Time for little birdies to leave the nest.”
“You calling me mom makes it so much worse,” Steve tells him. “I should have left you to rot.”
“Probably!” He says brightly. “But that doesn’t stop the fact that Sinclair has a crush on you the size of Texas.”
“Jonathan,” Steve whines, burying his face in his hands, “make him stop.”
Byers pats Steve’s shoulder sympathetically. “Sorry, man, I thought you knew.”
“It was kind of obvious, Steve,” Nancy agrees. “He does ask to play basketball a lot. Especially on hot days.”
“What does the weather have to do with anything?”
“Shorts,” Nancy and Jonathan say together.
“How short?” Eddie asks. He should probably think about switching pockets, if he’s turned into this much of a masochist.
“So short,” Nancy says. “And he usually takes his shirt off halfway in, when he’s all sweaty.”
“Jesus, no fucking wonder. And he can’t blush either, can he? I’m starting to think he’s the smartest of the bunch.”
“Well, Byers?” Eddie spreads his arms, ignoring the trepidation in his gut. “Am I everything you expected?”
Byers tilts his head, looks at him with a gaze that could cut through bone. Eddie has a feeling the guy is finding out what every single one of his organs looks like, and he can’t tell if it’s a good or bad thing.
Finally he gives a sharp nod, like he’s decided something.
“I think if you stick around, the three of us are going to have to have a repeat of that conversation we had when I went to California,” he says, as if Eddie should know what the fuck that means. “You’re cool, man. Call me Jonathan.”
He blinks, mouth half open, and Byers’s-Jonathan’s mouth quirks.
“Conversation about what?”
Byers hums noncommittally, because apparently their entire trio is bent on making Eddie’s sanity take a jump off the quarry. “A lot of things,” he sighs, and sends Eddie a wry little smile. “I haven’t exactly been a very good boyfriend lately.”
Eddie’s feeling magimous enough to be honest. “They think the world of you, man. I heard them talking about you. They…shit, they really love you, you know that? I think you’re gonna be okay.”
#ot4 stoncy+steddie#sorry for the ronance bait but actually robin is just taking one for the team#steve would ABSOLUTELY spin jonathan around like a romance movie try and tell me otherwise#this can be read as jargyle as well sorry my man isn't in here he's busy doing hot girl shit#(calling suzie 'sally' in front of dustin for shits and giggles)#established stoncy+steddie au#stranger things fanfic#nancy wheeler#eddie munson#jonathan byers#steve harrington
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shut the fuck up, just shut up, oh my fucking god, hfdjskahfueiwlqfhueiwahf
JOE KEERY but make it a green suit :)
(don't repost my gifs or edits)
#joe keery#is it hot in here or is it just steve#joe keery djo#joekeeryedit#jkeeryedit#jk-edits#stranger things#finalmente l'alba
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Scream For Me
It’s dark. The power’s out, won’t come back on. Eddie’s tried the light switches in every room. No other houses on the street are out, it’s just this one. Goddamn breaker, he finds himself thinking. The basement steps creak beneath his feet. Another noise has him turning. A white mask, with black bloodhound eyes and a screaming mouth. There’s a hood, a cape. Big black shoes that thud as they cross the floor. A gloved hand comes out, the light reflects off of a long blade— Eddie starts running. OR Eddie gets Steve to play his Billy Loomis.
Rating: E l WC: 2,129 | Tags: Roleplay, knife play (sort of), Sub Eddie Munson, Dom Steve Harrington
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Eddie screams, nearly trips up the stairs. He can hear those feet thundering along behind him. A hand finds his ankle, he kicks out and then he’s running again. He tries to slam the basement door but it connects with a hand instead. He cries out again, runs for the staircase to the second floor, has a small heart attack as he slides with the rug across the hardwood.
A yelp as he skitters towards the stairs again, running full-out now. He can still hear those heavy shoes behind him. Every misstep has the intruder getting that much closer. He can practically feel the blade against his skin. He slides into the bedroom, turns to close the door but then there are hands on him, grabbing him. He’s pinned against the wall. His hands are above his head, his legs are kicked wide. And the silver object he’d seen back in the basement is pressed to his cheek.
“Look at you. Jesus, I knew you wanted this, but I didn’t realize how much it would work for you.” The blade is dull, not even butterknife sharp at best, but just the cool metal against his cheek has Eddie whimpering. “Bet you’re so wet for me, aren’t you?”
#Steddie Fic#Steve Harrington/ Eddie Munson#sub eddie week#I know I’ve posted this here but I can’t find the post so I’m just. posting it again#I had to get the link for a friend and ended up re-reading it and this shit was hot. 😌#I’m still super proud of it.
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i don’t think anyone understands what this photo / his expression is doing to me, holy fuuuuuuu—
#steve harrington#stranger things#steve stranger things#joe keery#his nose#his throat#that lip bite 🫦#is it hot in here or is it just steve#jesus harrington christ
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chrissy the vampire slayer
Chrissy screamed. She KNEW taking the shortcut was a bad idea. A cheerleader in the woods after dark by herself? That's the start of at least three different horror movies, she's pretty sure. But Jason had ditched her after winning the game for some victory party with the rest of his basketball buddies and he had been her ride home.
A hulking man pounded after her. Chrissy pushed her legs to run faster, faster. It was a miracle she hadn't tripped over a branch or gotten her foot caught in one of the many hidey-holes the cute little forest critters burrowed into ground. This was a stupid way to die, she berated herself. Jason hadn't even gotten the winning shot in, the dick. It was the upperclassman, Steve Harrington, who did that but Jason was such a suck up that of course he immediately followed Steve to the stupid party like the world's stupidest dog.
How had the man not caught up with her yet? He easily had a foot on her in height. She chanced a look over her shoulder and screamed again as she saw he was still determinedly chasing her.
She broke into a clearing. Except it wasn't a clearing, it was a graveyard because why not make it easier for the creep to hide her body after murdering her? A hysterical giggle got caught in her throat as she quickly came up to a gravestone. Her momentum was not going to allow her to swerve around it without toppling over and then it would be lights out for her forever.
She took a wild leap, closing her eyes in an effort to brace for the inevitable collision, but shockingly she bounded over it like a freaking star track runner. The man behind her crashed into it but before Chrissy could thank her lucky stars for the reprieve, the gravestone instead of tripping up her pursuer freaking broke in half under the force of his impact.
Chrissy sobbed and continued to run blindly through the empty cold graveyard. How was she still running? She was panting for breath but out of sheer fear rather than exhaustion. The man didn't sound out of breath at all as he came after her with the doggedness of an oncoming training. If she didn't know better, she'd say he wasn't breathing at all.
She hastily scrubbed her arm over her eyes to clear the tears away and in that moment of temporary blindness, crashed into the side of the mausoleum with a pained grunt. She scrabbled to stay on her feet. The man, seeing her cornered, slowed to a stop before her and she turned to see him clearly for the first time in the clear full moon light.
Chrissy shrieked when she saw his face. It was...wrong. His brow was deformed, making his sickly yellow eyes look sunken into his face. He grinned at her, revealing disturbingly pointed teeth. He chuckled.
"Poor little girl," he said. "All alone after dark."
He prowled closer and Chrissy felt panic overwhelm her. But then another voice broke the night.
"Hey, cheer queen, catch!"
Chrissy and the man with the deformed face both instinctively turned to look at whoever spoke. Something was thrown at her and Chrissy caught it right out of the air like some kind of major league baseball player. Her hand wrapped around the object and some part of her recognized the feel of it.
It triggered something in her mind and, with no input from any higher thought process, Chrissy twirled the thing in her hand and threw herself forward at the man that had terrorized her. The thing pierced right through the man's rib cage like a hot knife through butter. The man only had enough time to look at her with surprised, widened eyes before he burst into a cloud of dust.
She gasped, accidentally breathed in some of the dust, and devolved into a coughing fit. By the time she was able to catch her breath, the person who had thrown the thing at her, had reached her side.
"So, you're the new slayer."
Chrissy looked up to see Eddie the Freak Munson. Her grip on the thing in her hand tightened as her whole body tensed again. Eddie noticed and hopped back hurriedly with his hands raised up. He smiled benignly at her.
"What is this? What did you call me?" Chrissy asked, gesturing the thing in her hand.
"That," Eddie said in a tone far too chipper for the graveyard and pile of dust nearby, "is a stake, commonly used to fight vampires. And you, cheer queen, are now the slayer. Congrats! Now c'mon, you should talk to my uncle."
Eddie bent down to pick up a black tin lunchbox he must've dropped earlier and then started to saunter off.
"I'm not going anywhere with you," Chrissy squeaked. "Are you kidding me? I just got attacked and I stabbed someone and, and, and what the fuck is a slayer?"
Chrissy was not proud at how her words ended in a shriek, but the last hour had been very very stressful and she thought she was entitled to a little hysteria. Eddie halted and turned around. His face softened for a moment.
"I get it, it's been really scary so far," he said, more kindly than before. "Being a slayer is no joke, I know, but you'll feel better after talking to my uncle. Hopefully."
"I don't know what you're talking about," Chrissy hiccuped. She felt her eyes get teary again. Eddie huffed, his patience clearly wearing thin but trying to keep it under wraps.
"Look, do you want to stay here all alone? In a graveyard? At night?"
"N-no."
"Then let's go."
Eddie stalked off. Chrissy hurried after him, a deathgrip still on the stake he had thrown at her.
"What were you doing here anyway?" she asked. Eddie rattled the lunchbox he held.
"The ambience here is good for business. Jocks keep their transactions short, with minimal threats. Especially after a winning game. Your boytoy do you proud?" Eddie slanted his eyes at her and waggled his eyebrows. Chrissy grimaced at the phrasing but shook her head.
"No, Steve scored the winning shot. I think he's in your grade?"
"Steeeve Harrington," Eddie drawled with derision. "Of course he did. Douchebag's going to be insufferable."
"Hey," Chrissy protested. She liked Steve. He was funny and he treated all the cheerleaders respectfully, unlike some of the other jocks. "Steve's a nice guy. He's sweet."
"Ha! Hate to break it to you, cheer queen, but there's no way a guy that loaded and that pretty is anything but a douchebag," Eddie snorted.
"So you think he's pretty?" Chrissy snarked back, feeling oddly defensive of Steve. True, Steve could get...prickly...sometimes, but she'd also seen him stop to help a middle school kid find his missing lizard or whatever it was, so she knew he wasn't all that bad.
Eddie stumbled and his cheeks pinked.
"I never said that," he spluttered, eye darting at her and away very quickly. "It's, it's just what all the girls say about him. And he's always strutting around everywhere expecting everyone to fawn over him like he's some kind of Prince Charming. It's distracting. Uh, annoying, I mean."
Oh. Chrissy thought of the trumpet girl in the school band and how she always managed to catch Chrissy's attention no matter what she was doing. The way the girl smiled at her bandmates, the way her brow furrowed while playing...Chrissy felt herself flush, too. Well, that was something to tuck away in a mental box to think about later. Much later. Like, maybe in ten years later. She wondered if Eddie the Freak Munson had a mental box like hers too.
The silence stretched awkwardly between them as they exited the graveyard. Eddie opened the door to his van and bowed dramatically at her as she levered herself in. He made his way around the vehicle and clambered into the driver's seat. The old thing started up on the second try. As Eddie jolted them along the empty road and headed towards the trailer park, it occurred to Chrissy she should ask.
"Why would your uncle be able to help me?"
"You mean aside from being the best guy in all of Hawkins? He used to be a Watcher. He knows how all this goes."
That answered absolutely nothing. Chrissy frowned but kept quiet. She had a feeling Eddie wouldn't say any more about it until they'd met with Wayne Munson anyway.
#trensu tells stories#stranger things#chrissy cunningham#eddie munson#buckingham#steddie#vampires#chrissy the vampire slayer#btvs#eddie is the son of a slayer here#just btw#wayne obviously was her watcher and was devastated when she died#killed in the line of duty to be more accurate#leaving behind little 5yo eddie#wayne had been around so much by then that eddie already knew him as 'uncle' wayne#so when he gave up watcherhood and formally adopted eddie he let him continue thinking of him as his uncle#the black leather jacket eddie wears every day used to belong to his mom#and jsyk steve plays the role of cordelia in this fic#except that he doesn't bully chrissy because he's always focused on eddie#he's REALLY bitchy at him which eddie finds kind of hot though he'd never ever admit it even under torture#meanwhile chrissy is a total mess around one robin buckley who never gives her the time of day because she's mooning over vickie#chrissy eventually gets her girl but not without a lot of pining and shenanigans#im thinking robin and steve get swept up in some supernatural conspiracy accidentally and chrissy has to save them#robin watching chrissy punching and staking vampires left and right in her cheer uniform: i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me#steve watching eddie pick the lock keeping them trapped with his tongue poking out in concentration: oh no he's hot#apparently steve is into bad boys#*judas priest's breaking the law plays in the background*#robin on the other hand has a whole new appreciation for both the flexibility required for cheer and how short those skirts are
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How does Wes Anderson always put together such a hot cast?
Like, take me down to the Asteroid City where the grass is sand and the men are pretty.
#I just saw Asteroid City and hooo boy#Jason Schwartzman and Jeff Goldblum and Ed Norton#Adrien Brody and Steve Carell and Tony Revolori#and many more!#anyways I can’t be this thirsty on letterboxd so I’m just putting it here to get it outta my system#objectifying these actors in a place where they can never ever see that I find them ridiculously hot#also Wes Anderson’s kinda hot too#he makes movies that appeal to my brand of autism and that is very sexy of him#I always feel SO GUILTY thirsting over real people and not fictional ones#but please allow me this momentary lapse
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nonbinary steve who reads about being trans in a random zine in a tiny queer bookshop robin dragged him into and now he's having a full on gender identity crisis, because he's a boy, right? obviously he is. he's not a girl. when he asks robin how she knows she's a girl she just shrugs and tells him "i dunno dude, i just do" which really isn't helping, so now he's just reading every. single. thing he can about the topic.
and when he takes robin to a gay club, to get her a girl already because he can't take one more day of her lesbian yearning, he loves her but one more "her eyes were like the moon, steve. like the moon!", he will jump out of a moving car. and there, nursing a beer at bar, he meets someone; this super hot dude. or girl? a very attractive person. and they ask him his pronouns, and he tells them "just the regular boy ones" and they laugh and tell him theirs, and that's the first genderqueer person he conciously meets. and they're talking, and drinking, and then steve is slightly tipsy and then he's asking "how'd y'know?" and then the person has that same soft look, the same soft spoken "oh" that he had when robin came out to him. and they tell him, and now steve's crying and this stranger is holding them, because wow. there it is. this something that just feels right.
and a week later, they just breaks down on a bathroom floor, in the cubicle next to robin. and they're sobbing, and in tears they tells her, because they can't not tell her, but also they're terrified of her rejecting them. but she crawls over the wall separating the two of them, falling down and somehow managing to land on her feet. and she hugs them, and tells them that it's alright. she'll always be there for them. she'll punch everyone who's an asshole about it. she asks if steve still wants to be called he and they tell her they have no idea, but maybe she could say they instead? and she says that she'll absolutely do that, and now they're both crying and hugging, sitting on a dirty bathroom floor.
#steve harrington#robin buckley#platonic soulmates#nonbinary steve harrington#stranger things#he's also bi but that's not really relevant to the plot here#lesbian robin buckley#gender identity crisis#*throws this at you* *cackles demonically* *runs away*#i'm at school right now and supposed to be doing history but this is more important#i am gonna write this#pls hold me to that#even if it kills me i need to get this idea out#because trans/nonbinary steve is just so special to me and there's just not enough of them out there#is that hot androgynous person eddie? who knows#they/them steve#but only with robin#they're not out to anyone else#max and el are the first to know and they're amazing about it#mike is last and doesn't really get it but tries his best (el max and robin all gave him separate shovel talks)#erica doesn't give a single shit whatsoever
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OMFG GIVE MEEEEEE. LEIGHANNE YOU'RE A MENACE IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY.
( also @superblysubpar your stone cold steve austin GIF is sending meeeeee LOL i use this shit all the time it is me personified, ily )
I guess it’s never really over
mechanic!steve harrington x fem!reader exes to lovers
summary: Convinced by your best friend to return to Hawkins for the summer, nothing is like how you left it five years ago, including the boy you’ve done nothing but try and forget.
warnings: 18+ for smut, each chapter will have their own warnings, exes to lovers, drinking, smoking, angst/hurt, comfort, late/80’s early 90’s, no upside down, Robin is your best friend and Steve’s too 🙄, also featuring mechanic!eddie.
Updated Every Wednesday @ 4pm central
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Late arrivals and big asks (2/20🌻)
I might kill my ex, not the best idea
This has got to be the longest crush ever
Honey, on your knees when you look at me
Kissin’ and I hope they caught us
You could do damage
Slow dance these summer nights, our disco ball is my kitchen light
Just because it’s over doesn’t mean it’s really over
#this will kill me#absolutely dead#mechanic steve harrington#are you kidding???#is it hot in here or is it just steve#realtime footage of me ☠️
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