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eversncenewyork · 5 months ago

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an update for the ages

#my best friend’s sister’s wedding is this weekend #and my bff is also going through a break up #but she’s been chronically in a relationship for 8 years and me and our other bff have been encouraging her to be single and love herself #for a fucking minute alright?#and we’re supposed go be each others dates to the wedding on saturday #and last night while i’m on the 4 hour bus to our hometown she says that her sister pressured her into inviting her recent ex #and that he’s fucking coming #and i was so hurt and so upset and i’ve spent 8 years being the pathetic single friend in the backseat #and so i texted T #and now he’s also coming to the wedding #and staying in my childhood bed room and meeting my mom #is it dumb? YES!#but i did it out of spite #i can’t explain how furious i am w my friend this is the straw that broke the camels back #i couldn’t watch her w him all night knowing everything i know #my evil energy would poison the air and all would perish #now i’ll be distracted #also to be clear this isn’t her ex of 8 years or anything this is some fucking ugly guy she’s decided she loves three months ago #she’s been chronically in 3 relationships w no gap between them for 8 years

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anthropologist-on-the-loose · 14 days ago

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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

#do i have actual legitimate thoughts on how cell phones have altered the fabric of society in both positive and negative ways?#yes.#am i making a dumb joke about rocky horror picture show instead of articulating the complex cultural changes wrought by their ubiquity?#also yes.#in which i say things

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jabberwockey · 8 days ago

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arcane giving us two gay divorces in 3 episodes...one word i have to describe this season is homophobic

#arcane season 2 spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane #this is a joke #maybe #jayvik #caitvi #violyn #arcane spoilers #yes this is a joke since some of yall are actually dumb ash

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o0kawaii0o · 7 months ago

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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP #pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy #ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy #in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu #working on 1 more silly drawing atm!#one piece #op #roronoa zoro #op nami #luffy #monkey d luffy #o0kawaii0o

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 4 months ago

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i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

#'weaving spells with beaks and talons' whatever u wanna call it. sounds like chanting to me #anyway yes. that is a thing that is happening #yes i am aware of it. stop asking.#am i taking steps to stop this thing from happening? how. how the fuck do u suppose i should go about doing that?#yea i've done some dumb shit in my life #no i am NOT about to go INTERFERING with the CROWS

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whatafuckinnerd · 1 year ago

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I find it unfathomable and astounding that Tumblr isn't more obsessed with Sam Reich. You're telling me there exists out there a man who was born into the aristocracy of our country—with every privilege of modern society at his fingertips—who didn't complete high school (due to his mental health) and instead chose to devote his life to making strangers laugh and raising awareness on mental health. A full-bearded short king who is so committed to being the change he wants to see in the world that he decided to take the company he worked for into his own hands so that he could make sure all the people who worked under him could keep their livelihoods.

How many other CEOs are out here being as honest and transparent with their target audience/market as Sam Reich is? How many of them acknowledge when they fumble and continuously strive to be better than they were? How many of them actually seem like they respect their talent, both in the cast and crew? Sam Reich is the standard we should be holding other CEOs to.

But forget about all that (I could talk for a long time about the respect I have for Sam Reich)—ignore just how respectable he is as a businessman and a person. Ignore all the wholesome reasons for obsessing over Sam Dalton Reich.

The man is a stone-cold fox.

He's a little chaos gremlin and an absolute evil mastermind all rolled into one classy suit and well-groomed beard. Whenever Sam is on the set, you can guarantee he is going to make you crack a smile. And for someone with such natural authority, he's never afraid to be the butt of a joke and show himself being embarrassed. Go ahead, watch any clip of him trying to improvise in No Laugh Newsroom and just try to resist that blush.

You're sleeping on a goldmine of a man, here, damnit! And I will NOT let this go ignored any longer!

#sam reich #dropout tv #dropout #game changer #make some noise #incessant rambles #and yes i did have to stop myself from adding the phrase #''an extremely fuckable five-foot-two package''#at one point in his dumb fucking rant

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morganbritton132 · 3 months ago

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Hal, interrupting Barry mid-sentence: Hold up. You were in Gotham? Batman’s Gotham? ‘No-Meta-in-Gotham’ Gotham?

Barry: Yeah? Bats needed my forensic expertise. It was so cool. We traced-

Hal: Not fair. I want to go to Gotham

Barry: Ask Batman

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Green Lantern, thinking about how he’s going to kill The Flash: You want me to go in there *gestures to open manhole* In the sewer. To fight an alligator.

Batman: Killer Croc is a man

Green Lantern: That looks like a crocodile and eats people.

Batman: Yes.

Green Lantern: What about him? Make him do it *gestures to Red Robin*

Red Robin: Can’t

Batman: He can’t.

Green Lantern: Why not?

Red Robin: Don’t have a spleen

Batman: He doesn’t have a spleen.

Green Lantern:

Red Robin, over coms: Did you guys hear that? Green Lantern just told me he wants me to fucking die

Coms: *explodes as everybody speaks at once*

#Hal: regretting his choices 24/7 #Hal: is it always like this?#Bruce: yes #this os so dumb but I think of it like every two weeks so I’m putting it here #Batman #red robin #green lantern #hal jordan #bruce wayne #Tim drake

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xmascritter · 4 months ago

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Many gravity falls fans, circa 2016: OH MY GOD WHY DID MABEL HAND OVER THE RIFT. SHE'S SO DUMB, SHE'S THE WORST, WHY WOULD SHE EVEN DO THAT?! MABEL'S NOT A GOOD PERSON!

Alex Hirsch, circa 2024: **deep inhale**

SHE'S A CHILD OF IMPENDING DIVORCE AND IS GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT

#People hated on mabel for YEARS because she (a child) made one irrational choice without us knowing why she did it. WELL YOU KNOW NOW.#ARE YOU HAPPY? SATISFIED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?#Yes I am a Mabel apologist. 12 year olds are allowed to be dumb and irrational and make bad choices. Thats the whole point of middle school.#gravity falls #mabel pines #book of bill #book of bill spoilers #gf spoilers #bob spoilers #spoilers

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human-rocket · 2 months ago

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I’m aware I’m probably the only one that finds this shit funny but have yall seen that face puzzle filter on Tiktok?? 😭 It sends me every timeee

my art | ko-fi

#my art #like they’re both just very tired #then this shit happens #so they just lose it 🤣#anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars fanart #sw fanart #star wars the clone wars #sw tcw #star wars comics #yes I worked on this dumb comic instead of anything I’m supposed to be working on

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cthulhum · 7 months ago

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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship