#is hot garbage

[borscht-and-beets]

My favorite activity is to spread anti wings of fire propaganda to my friends because I hate this shitty book series so much

[zranzax]

I keep accidentally reporting tumblr posts somehow??? Why is there no functionality to say whoops nvm

[caterjunes]

i'm the girl who makes up all the fake folk etymologies. it's fun and easy for me. nobody pays me, i just do it for the love of the game.

[rosecorcoranwrites]

If anyone wants to know the horrors without having to subject themselves to actually reading it, watch my hour length rant review:

I finally broke and I'm reading the Handmaid's Tale after eight years of hearing about it from every halfwit on tumblr with a store-bought political opinion and I'm about half way through so I can now confidently say it's fucking terrible

[mintyeggs]

@potato-lord-but-not its the je ne sais quoi that comes with dumpster diving

also i love your arthur so much though!!!!! he is very hot and deserves all the love in the world. i would like to dress him up in an expensive suit and serve him coffee

[crowleylesbian]

“crowleys gonna reject aziraphale in s3🥺‼️” crowley would walk on his hands and knees 1000 miles through a desert of broken glass for just the chance to hang out with aziraphale. be serious.

[charlesoberonn]

[socialistexan]

Rare Quora W

[tossawary]

Trying to judge Kakashi for his teaching fuck-ups is hard because everything keeps getting skewed by everything that is wrong with this man and also everything around him. He ends up being graded on the triple wonky curves of: 1) "You know, I'm not sure that you specifically could have done much better." (Child soldier as a preschooler, isolated genius prodigy fast-tracked out of childhood, violently orphaned twice, war veteran, late teenage years and nearly half his life spent in black ops, he's only like 26 years old, etc...)

2) "I'm not sure that the average Konoha ninja could have really done much better in Kakashi's shoes." (Inconsistent prior Academy training for students, little to no apparent teacher training or solid child development resources for genin team teachers, inconsistent oversight from neglectful superiors, promotion exams where it's apparently normal-ish for participants to be either killed or permanently injured, etc...)

3) "I don't think anyone could have handled this situation well, honestly. It was fucked up before Kakashi showed up." (Sasuke.) (Also Naruto if his personality had been slightly different, after 12 years of neglect and shunning. What the fuck.)

[gideonsgirldick]

I just realized that The Locked Tomb series would be waaaay more popular than it is right now if one or both of the leads were male cause people go nuts for hogwarts esc houses, enemy's to lovers romance, and lore as deep as my fingers in your mom.

Someone please talk to me about this I am genuinely out raged.

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

[theterrornaut]

Sum fairly lazy Deadlock doodles

[bat-luun]

I SAW THE VISION!!!!!

[zelraiya]

Vox and his L taste in men

Velvette knows what’s 🆙

[cryptic-forge]

falin is such a weird doll to have two of. the second one is a commission & not sticking around, so i got couple of shots while i still have both. also had to put her on a plate in true dungeon meshi spirit.

[juvederm]

antibody