#is california’s fucking weather

[bubbled-clouds]

i vote to simply stop having senses. do we need them, honestly?

[frobby]

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[altruistic-meme]

thinking about the twinyards first summer in South Carolina and how they both talk big game bc it gets plenty hot in California too, and Nicky nods along and buys extra ice cream and fans anyway. the twins refuse to go back on their word but Nicky watches them both make sure to always sit where the fan will hit them, he watches how fast the ice cream is depleted as they tear through it twice as fast as normal. he makes sure to be discreet as he drops water bottles next to them frequently because he knew they would underestimate exactly how hard the humidity would hit them and he knows their prides won't let them ask for it.

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Oh my god the shopping cart thing is my own personal pet peeve. And not in the direction this cart cop guy is saying, as someone who worked retail where the highlight of my day was getting to leave the store to hunt down stray carts. Please god leave those things as far away as you want

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Hc for Faust is when the weather changes too quickly he gets sick.

[daincrediblegg]

Can I be honest. I’m sick of companies of all sorts designing things that basically only benefit/work for people living in california and nowhere else? It’s getting tiring for the rest of us

[housederiva]

You know my life loves to orbit around inconveniences and I think it would be so funny if Veilguard was released on September 13th because that’s my brother’s wedding which I’m being forced to go to (I don’t like my brother and have no desire to go)

[butchlifeguard]

californians and texans need to team up against midwesterners actually bc they think theyre special. i keep getting midwest meme pages recommended to me and they'll be like 'the weather here is so wild 🤭 and don't get me started on the way people drive 🫠' we need to humble them..

[kylewalker-peters]

went to check the weather and was like omg 25 degrees this week?? global warming is real and we're going to die by next month??? but no my BBC weather was just auto set to anaheim for some reason????

[cleaningbones]

outfit 2day lowkey sucks

[sourcedecay]

Camping trip this weekend was cancelled bc of the weather :( can’t have shit in detroit

[hongtonie]

putting on my hoodie to be cozy but rolling up the sleeves because it's too warm

[jellyluchi]

Suddenly fell sick [dead Dio meme] my throat has been so sore since I came back home from being out all day in the cold couple days ago and today I woke up with my throat still sore oof and the cold is making it worse I just want Pros to hold me and give me his warmth ..

[queenofthegayships]

One thing I hate about being Californian is the fucking weather. It's been low to mid 60s for weeks and the next few days will be high 70s/low 80s?? Is that a big difference? Not REALLY but trust me, you can feel it. The sun can get H.O.T whwn it beats down like it does

The world loves fucking with us. In winter you have to acclimate to the cooler temperatures and the second you're like, "oh yea this isn't so bad" it switches to summer weather and then you have to re acclimate to the heat. Then when you feel like you can actually go out without sweating your balls off there's like this random cold few weeks and back to hot. Pick a struggle, damn.

[madness1999sworld]

Bro, it's October 2nd. Why the fuck is it so hot out here? !?!??!?!?!?!?

[red-velvet-0w0]

who decided that it should be hot right now???

whos idea was this???

it is fall

it should be cold

or at least mildly lukewarm

not whatever the fuck this is