#we do have better barbecue tho. and megan thee stallion. and simone biles
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californians and texans need to team up against midwesterners actually bc they think theyre special. i keep getting midwest meme pages recommended to me and they'll be like 'the weather here is so wild 🤭 and don't get me started on the way people drive 🫠' we need to humble them..
#dont both our states have skiing and deserts#and notably shitty drivers fwiw#anyway. i saw a post being like 'its so hot up here in the midwest ☹️' while actively on my shift where the weather app said feels like 112#and it filled me with rage. i Know its the exact same way where yall live i have agents in the field (the 2 known californian mutuals)#also csn i let you in on a texas secret. the people that say 'fuck californians we dont want you here 🙄😤 stop moving here'#theyre from fucking richardson or some shit bro nobody wants to be there anyway#i cant even go to bat for tex mex most things north of houston and/or east of odessa are mid at best#tbf i havent eaten cali mex or. any california food in 6 years so idk. but yall have a shot here#we do have better barbecue tho. and megan thee stallion. and simone biles#and aren devilfruitdyke ❓️
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