#iruma's dumbass confession

[cafe-smut]

Yall I just speedran Mairimashita Iruma-Kun anime (season 3 cause I'd already seen the first 2) and now I'm at like, chapter 225 of the online Manga. And I just realized. (Minor spoilers)

Iruma says that Azz is his soul mate and is also clearly down with Clara ALSO being on of said soul mates. But both Asmodeus and Clara are in complete agreement that they are his only soul mates. But with the literal lecture that the class gets afterwards, it's clear that the somatic thing is almost equated to being best friends or the like. And Iruma goes along with this, making it seem like he ALSO doesn't understand the implications of that. However, I think he does. And here's why.

This is the panel where he says it, hunched up into himself, like he's nervous and/or embarrassed. But here's the panel right before that.

He's BLUSHING. And from reading this Manga, I've noticed that Iruma's faceless moments are key scenes and when they're trying to hide Iruma's true expression for later reveal. But my main evidence that Iruma knows EXACTLY what soulmate means and is scrambling for an explanation when Asmodeus doesn't is the panel that comes directly AFTER the confession/admittance.

He's SO EMBARASSED and boy is SWEATING. He did not anticipate this and heaven's knows that we know he's impulsive. This was probably partly a spur the moment choice after their date (which neither of them seems to realize was indeed a date).

(Also the fact that Clara seems to be partially aware of their dynamic with the fact that she called them the Love Trio which is what I believe cause Iruma to have the realization that he loves them in this way but that's a whole other post. Shes probably the most emotionally mature of them all and i get the feeling this will be a reoccuring theme in their relationship.)

[sa1-13]

So, the voices of brainrot won so I had to put this into words cause I have been thinking about this idea for about… two hours now and I HAVE to put it out there.

The character I was thinking about was a Sonadow fan kid Void made by the wonderful @emthimofnight . Go check out all of her work, it’s absolutely divine! Her stuff is what ultimately inspired me to start drafting my own Sonadow fan kid.

Anyways, I, the romance writer that I am, was trying to think of how the actual hell a romance Void would even come about. A TL;DR summary on Void as a character: Void is narcissistic, greedy, selfish, born and raised villain with a god-complex so massive it makes Mystic Messenger’s Rika’s complex look angelic by comparison. A romance between him and… well- literally anyone- would never work. Despite his good looks, no romance would get past the other person’s attempts to initiate as, in Emthimofnight’s own words on Void on a post about their character’s reactions to being confessed to, “He just assumes it is natural for someone to be attracted to him… …whether he actually reciprocates is entirely determined by what he could get out of the person confessing.”

However, in my continuous back and forth with myself, I kept coming back to the second and third words used to describe him, greedy and selfish. The reason being was that I technically already knew how to make a character like that enthralled into a romance thanks to a manga called, “Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-Kun!”.

To keep myself from completely spoiling one of my, at the time of writing this post, two favourite archs in the whole manga, I’ll just describe the way the mangaka makes the greedy and selfish character fall in love with the object of their affection: B gives A a smack to the face with reality that their is someone above them, A’s sudden confusion and yet fascination with this new complete stranger who just broke into their head, the fascination leading to A trying to get B, only for B to be constantly putting themselves just out of reach A’s grasp, driving A to only want B more, finally, both dumbasses are into this so it keeps going.

The second step onwards aren’t exactly hard to to imagine happening, as they are just natural consequences of both characters’s writing, leading both characters to make to follow step after step. It was just that first step that was putting me in a bind. What in the hell would you have to do to make Void even consider you to be better than him? So, I kept trying to go back to what gave him the god complex in the first place. It was his ability to fight, right?

That’s when it hit me: someone just has to beat him in a fight.

Before you say that’s impossible, firstly, nothing is truly impossible in writing, secondly, if we’re talking about fighting, if someone is just as gifted as him that has done more training than him, bitch is getting his ass handed to him. People with god-complexes often either stop, or never started with gifted people, improving themselves in the area that gave them the god-complex in the first place. It’s why villains with them are defeated more often than ones without them.

Just imagining Void deeper and deeper into all consuming, rather obsessive, love that slowly drives to actually start getting stronger and stronger, while literally everyone watches in object horror, and as those who try to control him try to force him to stop, the end up giving up their hand, making Void doing the most selfish and greedy thing he could have ever done in that situation, leaving. That kind of stuff is what I live for.

Anyway’s, thank you for coming to my TED Talk, Imma go pass out now.

[yukinarinn]

Can you do a Rantaro x brave and savage fem reader smut with fluff where we're secretly the ultimate agent spy to stop the killing game. We became friends and he finds out quickly but promise not to tell anyone (also when he flirts with us, we flirt back, flustering him) then Y/N defeats the mastermind, everyone of us survives, after we left then we confess our feelings, smut starts and ends with us cuddling

I don’t know if you’ll like this but I tried my best! I know it’s been a month, but I had struggles of what I should write here. I didn’t really have ideas but I finally finished it! I hope you will still enjoy it <3

cw: swearing, mentions of future foundation, nsfw, praise, vanilla sex, reader gets very vulnerable at the end, past relationship trauma, unprotected sex

I woke up sitting on a chair, resting my head on the desk. My vision was still blurry and I could barely see anything after opening my eyes, until I figure out that I’m in a strange classroom, I jump out of the chair and my eyes widened. I can remember that I was going to school and someone took me with them in a car, and somehow I woke up here.

I look around and nothing useful I can see. Then I heard a squeaky voice, confused I looked around once again and I saw a surveillance camera. The voice came from there.

“It’s been a long time, isn’t it? everyone please gather to the gym, RIGHT NOW!” the transmission ended. What the fuck, was that actually a bear? he said everyone, which means, I’m not the only one here? I tried to find that gym, dammit, this school was huge.

I found a door, and above it, it says “gym” which I suppose this is where I should go. I open the door slowly and I saw a bunch of students looking at me, I came closer to them looking at them too until a specific student started to talk.

“Why are you fucking staring at me, I’m too hot and you wanna do the dirty with me and I don’t know??” the girl yelled at me.

“Says you” I rolled my eyes.

The girl wears a modified pink sailor uniform and a skirt that matches with the uniform. Her collar exposing her cleavage, lacking the cover on her chest. Gloves, black heeled-boots with gold buttons and bluckles on them. Black straps connected with gold rings attached to her white socks, gold ring covering her blue ribbon around her collar. She wears a black choker, and two smaller black collars that resemble barbed wire made out of rubber around her neck. On her uniform’s collar, she wears a pin of the mouse mascot from.. I suppose, Niko Niko Happy. Damn.

“Are you alright, dumbass?” She pointed at me.

“I was just.. analyzing you?” I replied to her, somehow turned out in a question.

“What are you bitch, a detective?! anyways, I’m Miu Iruma! Ultimate Inventor and the biggest genius girl in the world, I mean the only!” She gave me a smirk.

“Calling me a bitch, hm? interesting” I smirked at Miu back.

I talked to everyone else from here, some of them were weird really. But it’s not like I would stay here with them for so long, besides, while talking to them I figured it out that I might be the Ultimate Agent Spy. I need proof for that though, but if that’s true I could escape with everyone from this school. And to do that, I shouldn’t tell them my Ultimate, since my clothes I’m wearing right now aren’t even looking so “elegant” for an agent like me.

As I said, I made an introduction with everyone. Shuichi was interesting tho since he’s a detective. He reminds me of my friend. But one specific guy remains and honestly got my attention from the beginning. He’s talking to Shuichi, maybe I should come at them.

“I didn’t talk to you yet” I said, the green haired boy turned around confused and looks into my eyes.

“So suddenly” He chuckles and I roll my eyes playfully. “I’m Rantaro Amami, what about you?” He asked in his deep voice, damn that was really deep.

“You didn’t tell me your talent?” I questioned him. I mean, everyone else did that!

“Same goes to you, nobody knows your talent. I can’t remember my ultimate talent though, but I promise, I’m not a bad guy, nice to meet you!” He says smiling at me, he was cute for someone like him who doesn’t know his own talent and.. acts suspiciously by saying he’s not a bad guy?

“I’m.. the Ultimate Idol” As I see, I’m wearing a normal sailor uniform with blue skirt that has some sparks on it, and my socks are pink with gold glitter, so he should believe me. Even though I don’t even know why I wear this thing.

“If you weren’t wearing this, I wouldn’t believe you” Rantaro said, smirking. He looked at how I look and smirked to himself, it made me blush. I didn’t want to lie to him but I think it’s for the best. For someone like Rantaro, he would found out who I am quickly. He seems intelligent.

Even tho I did say Rantaro seems very intelligent and could find out my ultimate talent, Shuichi is looking at me very intense, like he knows that something is off with me. I mean, yes, he’s a detective after all. So I should just go.

“I think I should go” I said quickly as I began walking faster to the gym’s door but someone stopped me.

“Where are you going, miss??” I turned around and I saw that half white and half black bear talking to me, soon appearing other.. five bears? “Whatever! let’s get straight to the point! Long time no see guys” the bear said. Everyone got confused and I was the only one who actually get what he wants to say.

“Long time no see.. huh..” I mumbled to myself.

“If you know something, fucking tell us!” Miu said, I ignored her shitty comment and I just looked at the bear.

“I’m not ready for this.. it’ll be so cruel, I’m gonna puke already!!” A pink bear talked.

“Shut your mouth, Monophanie! I’m gonna tell you guys that I’m the headmaster of this high school also named The Ultimate Academy for Gifted Juveniles, nice to FUCKING meet ya!” He said so excited already.

“H-Headmaster…? but we don’t even know your name, bear-“ Kaede said.

“I’m not a teddy bear, or a bear, or whatever the fuck? I’m Monokuma!”

Monokuma.. I just sighed thinking it’ll happen again. I wonder if they remember anything because I somehow do now, and I’m just not surprised that Monokuma came back. In fact, I’m not even scared anymore.

I gave a look to everyone and I smirked at the thought that I know something they don’t. You know, in this shitty situation you couldn’t be like that, but I find it very sad that the story is repeating itself for the third time.

“Monokuma, are you trying to say that we’re in a killing game?” I asked him politely.

“WHAT THE FUCK?” Kaito screamed.

“Silent. Let’s him speak” I said.

The bear looks away for some seconds and finally turned and looked at me, without saying anything for like 1 minute.

“Uhh… well. yes, kinda?” He said unsure and I just smiled. He knows what I know, that’s why he acts like he doesn’t know me. If I’m truly an agent spy, I should have all the informations in my room since I’m basically a participant in this killing game and have a special talent. With such a talent, even the mastermind can’t took away the information I should know, that’s just my ultimate.

“What are you talking about, y/n?” Kaede asked me.

“Don’t worry, it was pretty dangerous before. But not when I’m here” I said smiling at her. It’s confusing that I’m involved too in this because I can save everyone from this situation, but whatever. “Anyways Monokuma, tell them. Or I will!” I said to him giving him a wide smile.

“U-uhh..” He stutters. “Yeah, you’re all in a killing game! 16 talented students y’know? that will kill each other and everytime a murder happens, you’ll have a class trial and there you find the blackened. But remember that if you vote the wrong one, all of you will be executed. And if you vote right, only the blackened will be” Monokuma said looking at me carefully.

“W-what?” Maki said and I could tell she was mad.

“It can’t be! I wanna get home already!” Tsumugi said, she looked scared.. but also suspicious. I can’t tell why, but something’s off with this girl.

“Wait!” I turn around and I saw Rantaro. Yeah, I think it’s time for him to say something. “16 Students? But we’re 17, what is that supposed to mean?” He said confused and I chuckled.

“That’s because I’m the one that won’t play this shitty game! I’m not a participant actually” I told all of them, they won’t find out what I’m trying to say so I guess it’s okay, they’re all confused anyways.

“What do you mean?” Shuichi asked me.

“I need to check something really important, I’ll go to my room!” I said and ran to the door. And when I was outside, I could see you can’t actually escape from here, interesting. Then I saw the rooms and went there. I checked the names of everyone and found Rantaro’s room, then mines. I opened the door thinking at the green-haired boy, he’s so mysterious.. and kinda hot. Sure, he looks like a playboy but he doesn’t remember his own talent, or he’s just like me.

I went in my room and I saw what I wanted. Papers full of useful informations I think, a laptop, familiar photos on the wall and somewhere on here an interesting tablet. Maybe I can find Rantaro’s ultimate talent. I picked up the tablet and I noticed that it isn’t the same as the one Monokuma gave to us earlier. I checked it, it has information about all of us, even mines. If someone finds this tablet I don’t know what I will do but I hope this won’t be the case.

“Hmm.. if here’s informations about the 16 students, I should look for Rantaro’s” I told to myself and pressed his picture icon. When I saw it, I smirked.

“Ultimate adventurer.. ultimate survivor, huh?”

I looked then at some photos that were on the wall, they were from the previous murders that happened in Hope’s Peak Academy. I didn’t want to remember that right now, it’s still pretty traumatic for me. So I left the room for some fresh air thinking about Rantaro’s talent.

Unfortunately, I saw him in front of his door’s room. His ultimate talent.. is so special in its own way, he can quickly find out who I truly am, he’ll ruin everything! I gotta keep an eye on him though, I should get along with him first just in case.

With quick steps I come closer to him.

“Hey.. Rantaro?” I said awkwardly, I guess his eyes widened not knowing who’s behind him, then he turns around and gave me a smile quickly.

“A-ah.. um, you didn’t tell me your name yet!” He said, his hand scratching his back of the neck.

“I’m Y/N L/N! you remembered my talent and not my name?” I chuckled and he blushes.

“Heh, I wasn’t paying attention to that sadly, but more on your body~” Rantaro said with a smirk, trying so hard to cover his blush from his adorable face.

“You’re hot too. But it’s so early to flirt with me, or are you that desperate?”

“I w-wasn’t flirting! I thought you look cute” He tried not to stutter which made me smile, I thought he’s dominant.

“Based on your looks, despite the fact I thought you’re a playboy, I also thought you’re dominant but oh well..” I rolled my eyes playfully.

“You don’t know me enough!” He said with a serious look on his face, I ignored that tho. It was so funny not to.

“Whatever, wanna hang out?” I asked him.

“S-sure” He said stuttering.

I gotta admit, Rantaro is adorable and I even felt the urge to hug him! he’s so cute when he blushes and stutters! and the fact that he’s next to me.. I forgot about why I actually want him around me, I want him around me for another reason. I’d love to have a friend like him, it’s just that I don’t want to be alone anymore and he makes me feel happy, even Byakuya couldn’t make me feel this way when we were on Towa City trying to find Makoto’s little sister. I realise that I know him for only one day and I wanted to be some sassy talented girl who helps everyone escape, but Rantaro can wake up something inside me.

I went to my room when he told me he wants to go to sleep, I closed the door and I smiled like an idiot. I jumped into the bed and covered myself with a blanket thinking about what happened today, falling asleep with a wide smile on my face.

~~~

I woke up, yawning, and got up from the bed searching for my so called idol uniform and went to the dining hall since Kaito told us to meet there every morning from now on. I opened the dining hall’s door and everyone looked at me, except Rantaro and Kaede. They were talking to each other and Rantaro seemed concerned about something.

I decided to go take my food and sit on a chair, I was looking at him this whole time without him noticing that. Only Kaede gave me some suspicious looks while talking to him at the same time. I did hear him talking about the ultimate hunt before he walked away, though. So I followed him quickly, what if he thinks I AM the ultimate hunt? that’s impossible!

“Rantaro, wait!” I yelled and he turned around to face me. “Why did you leave? you didn’t even eat something” I said concerned.

“That’s not the problem, don’t worry sweety, I’m gonna end this killing game myself” He said smiling.

Sweety… huh…

“You can’t end it! do you know how dangerous can it be?” I said, not knowing what to say anymore because my job is to end this killing game, NOT HIM.

“Let’s hang out and lemme show you something in the library, okay?”

I looked at him confused, but I accepted and went there. He showed me a hidden door behind some bookcase, I wasn’t surprised. In fact, I only smirked. It’s my job to end this and I can tell it’ll be easy.

“I knew you’ll smirk or something like that” He sighed.

“Huh? do you really think I’m the ultimate hunt?”

“What? No! but to tell you the truth.. I’m the ultimate survivor and you know that very well, because of this “talent” I got a survivor perk and there I can also see your real talent, Mrs Agent spy~” He chuckled.

“Yeah.. since I’m an agent, I would know your talent from the very beginning” I sighed.

“Don’t worry, dear, I won’t tell anyone. But I can be helpful in ending this shit too!”

“No worries, you’re hot enough to not let you do anything” I said smirking. He blushed, how cute!

“Y-yeah.. but I want to help, I’m the ultimate survivor after all!”

“Yes, but there you were forced to play that game, now you just have to wait, Mr Ultimate Aventurer”

“Haha, for someone like you, I knew you will find also my first talent!” He chuckles and turned to face the bookcase where the door is hidden. “Oh, and by the way, I didn’t actually sleep last night but I’m pretty sure you did. Monokuma told us to gather to the gym again and he said that if a murder doesn’t occur in 3 days he’ll kill us all”

“I don’t really care, since I’m here to help you all” I said and I sighed. I wanted to go to my room because I don’t have to do anything here yet, and I walked away.

“Y/n, are you okay?” Rantaro asked and I saw he was worried about me.

“I’m fine.. and if it makes you feel better…” I said and I kissed one of his cheeks and I just disappeared the next second, I didn’t want to give him any explanation and I went quickly to my room.

~~~~~

Days passed, and nothing much happened. I was happy since Rantaro was always around me and I think I catched feelings for him, kinda. But it’s not the moment for something like that. Besides, I don’t know if he likes me back and I’m sure he doesn’t so I’ll just forget it.

Yesterday, I saw Shuichi and Kaede talking in a classroom near the basement and they were.. uhh.. suspicious, but I ignored it.

I was thinking, if I can go to the library and look at that hidden door once again, the person who controls Monokuma should be there and it’s nighttime, so I should hurry.

I went to the basement looking for the library, once I opened the library door I saw Rantaro who moved the bookcase, and then an annoying loud sound started to show up.

“Shit!” I covered my ears and I watched what was happening there, a camera took a picture of him and he noticed that which made him look and get closer to it but I saw something else up there.. a shotball was rolling on the books. I knew what’ll happen and I get scared.

“Rantaro! Be careful!” I screamed, but he didn’t notice me. The shotball didn’t actually touch him in any way but I can tell he was so confused since he looked at it so intense. More than that, someone who was inside the hidden door opened it and positioned themselved right behind Rantaro with another shotball, they were actually gonna kill him.

My eyes widened and I picked up the knife from my pocket, I knew they were the mastermind, so I’m going to end this!

I ran fast to them and stabbed them numerous times, Rantaro also turned around because that loud sound ended. He was in shock and I was too.. the person I stabbed was Tsumugi Shirogane.

I left the body on the ground. And I picked my Future Foundation phone, smirking.

“Togami, Naegi, I did it!” I said with a smirk. Everyone quickly gathered here, they were pretty confused and some of them, like Himiko and… Kokichi, started crying.

“I can understand Himiko, but you?” I pointed my finger at Kokichi. He smirked and turns around.

“Got me! that was fake crying!!” He laughed.

I sighed, and once we were out of this school and this entire place, I smiled to myself. I actually didn’t believe I could defeat the mastermind that easily, since Byakuya told me that most likely I won’t be able to do it. Rantaro asked me if I want to come to his house and I accepted. I’ll definitely forget about that selfish blonde fuck.

I entered his.. mansion basically, I knew he was rich so it was to be expected. It was so beautiful inside, the light grey colour everywhere and while analyizing his house, his hand touched my shoulder. It reminded me of something that I have to do.

“You really love my house, don’t you?” He said smirking which made me turn all red, he noticed that and came closer to me. “Hmm.. want to come and stay in my room for a while?”

I nodded in excitement and he opened the room’s door for me, telling me to come in and so I did. I suddenly turned to him not knowing how to start, I was actually going to confess my feelings for him. But I was so afraid of rejection and ignorance.

“Something happened? you’re not that.. savage anymore” He said confused.

“I-I.. know! I never was! I was just faking it-“ He came closer to me and I whined.

“Faking? you seem shy, is my sweetie actually a shy little girl?” He whispered into my ear those words, I bit my bottom lip. He knew that the brave, savage woman wasn’t me.

“Y-your little girl.. how so?” I groaned as he was pulling me closer to him.

“I did notice something, but I’ll let you say it for me” He smiles innocently, but I could tell that behind this cute smile hides something. I knew what was he trying to say, but I just couldn’t find my words.

“I’m scared to tell you.. what I feel. But fine, I admired you from the very beginning and I considered you were an interesting person and.. those days when we spend time together I felt like something I can’t describe, maybe because I fell in love once and that was with an idiot? I don’t know. But I like you, a lot. So please, I-“

He cut me off by kissing me roughly and I kissed back, I moaned in his mouth when he squeezed one of my breast. That feeling…

“Why were you so scared, darling? it was obvious that I reciprocate feelings” He broke that wonderful kiss.

“Because… Byakuya treated me like shit” I wanted to be honest with Rantaro, he’s the only one I trust anyways.

“Do you mean Togami? are you his ex girlfriend?” I nodded and I grabbed him by his shirt to kiss him once again, I didn’t want to talk about that dumbass.

He groaned as my knee was between his legs, I could feel that bulge in his pants. And when I thought I was the dominant here, he pushed me to the bed gently. I looked everywhere but not at him.

“Come on, look at me! or I won’t give you what you want”

I looked at him with puppy eyes, still not be able to look at him properly and I was kinda shaking. Then he gets on top of me, pushing my back into the bed.

“So to understand, you really want me inside you? how naughty” He chuckles and I blush slightly.

He was biting my neck, leaving soft and cute marks on it. I moaned as I felt how his hand squeezed my thigh. We were looking at each other, my eyes begging him for his touch.

“Are you that sensitive? cute~” Rantaro kissed my lips, biting my bottom lip for entrance and I let him slid his tongue into my mouth and explore it.

I was feeling.. loved. He wanted me to make me feel good, there’s no reason I can be a sassy wannabe woman around him, when this man is now on top of me. I feel loved, I feel appreciated and nobody else could make me feel this way, not even Byakuya.

“Is my princess already wet for me?” He asked in a deep voice.

“O-only for you..” I said stuttering.

“I didn’t expect you to be this shy, I guess that’s an advantage for me”

Rantaro rubbed his dick against my entrance, then he pushed it inside me slowly and I moaned softly as he started thrusting slowly.

“Does it feel good, y/n?” He asked in his husky voice as he thrusts roughly this time and I moan in pleasure, closing my eyes and I nodded a yes.

“Y-yes.. Ah!~” He shuts me up with another thrust as his eyes never broke the eye contact with mines.

“You take me so well, you’re so warm..” His praises made me wetter, his dick throbbing inside me and I knew he was close too.

With one last thrusts and a loud moan from me, he buries his face into my chest as he cums inside me, biting my lip as I feel the warm cum painting my walls.

We both breathed heavily, and surprisingly, he hugged me. It was so comfy.

“No one could treat you better than me” He said cuddling me and kissing my forehead. I smiled.

“I.. I love you!” I said embarrased, I didn’t actually say this to anyone. Rantaro blushes and smiles innocently while he played with my hair.

“I love you too, y/n~”

[plaindangan]

Miu was hoping to be the center of attention at the beach with her new skimpy bikini that she just bought unfortunately everyone seems to have their eyes on either Hiroko, Celes or Sakura.

Even her older sister The Nun was teasing Miu as Nun also had so many admirers on her, all of them enjoying the way she insulted them.

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

It's not faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!!!

When Miu bought her swimsuit, a leopard print slingkini that left very little to the imagination, she thought becoming the star of summer was gonna be easy as making a virgin cum!!!!

Problem was that the virgins weren't cooperating!! Nooo, instead they rather be smushed into the tits of mommys like Hiroko (who'd gladly do so for some food)! Some wanted and even begged for a flustered Sakura to crush them with her thighs or feel her hardy abs!! And then you got Celeste raking in the dough by having people PAY her to sit on their faces or stomp on them like the mean goth she was!!

"Fuckin' bullshit!!" Miu swore and seethed, stomping her feet as guys and gals from all over were swooning over just about every DR girl archetype besides her!!! "These people have no taste!!!!"

"I'm tellin' ya, sis, you're being too obvious!! People like girls with a bit more subtleties~" teased her old sister, the Nun - Mui Iruma! Growling, Miu turned behind her, ready to give Mui a piece of her mind.

"As if you're one to ta-WHAT!! Awww, that's not faiiiiiiiiiiir!!!" she complained and started to pull at her hair. For what it's worth Mui was wearing her habit and simple black one piece - which was much more conservative than Miu's. However, gives how much her own set of milkers were straining against the tight thing and how it had her own full, soft, thighs in full view - adding in the appeal of a nun being on the beach - it was little wonder Mui had her own fangirls and fanboys flocking to her.

"Can I give my confession?~"

"Does it look like I'm fuckin' priest, dumbass~"

"Please, let me lay on your lap!!"

"Sure, just give me a friggin' minute to find a paddle to beat your ass with!!"

"Wanna 'pray' together?~"

"Sure, and we can pray on why the Hell you got a shitty boner in your pants~"

She was vulgar as Miu, but it was clear that it just turned the crowd on and made them so damn horny for wanting the nun, much to the older Iruma's delight!

And the younger Iruma's chagrin!

[a-small-tired-lonely-potato]

Hiiiii !!!

How are you? ^^

I just saw your post from a few months ago ( this one https://at.tumblr.com/a-small-tired-lonely-potato/hi-ive-seen-some-of-your-posts-about-mairuma-and/6c7a5uv63rvk) and since you said that we could ask you about your opinions of different characters I wanted to ask, what do you think of Balam ?

I only watch the anime so I'm not up to date with the manga but I really like him, he's adorable and seems like a really good teacher too !!!!

Balam Shichiro is my favorite Bird Teacher.

He is one of my favorite characters in the entire show! And I would adore sharing my thoughts on him.

(note, sorry to all for my absence, Christmas time was chaotic and my batteries were hella drained, even doing things I liked doing took waaay to much outta me, hopefully when I finish moving in my mojo will come back)

When Balam first showed up, like when we first meet him in class, I thought he'd only be a teacher with a couple odd quirks that the gremlin side of the fandom would froth at the mouth for.

I wasn't entirely wrong about that, but I was wrong about him being only that.

"I showed everyone your wings, not out of malice but it still probably sucked showing people something you might be embarrassed about, and I'm sorry, so you can see something I'm embarrassed about so we can call it even." I thought that was a very sweet gesture to give someone, because Iruma was worried about showing his back, not in the way Balam was thinking but still.

It was just such pure kindness, then we got Iruma's sudden confession after being shocked by that kindness and Balam's reaction just sealed my love for him immediately.

At first his excitement gets the best of him, I mean if I spent my whole life hearing that the study I was invested in wasn't even real and that I was crazy for spending so much time on it, only to have living, breathing, Talking Proof! I might get overexcited and almost pass out too.

And then he immediately turns on his teacher switch, realizing that Iruma was in incredible danger and had no way to defend himself if the truth came out to someone who shouldn't know and he should be keeping his humaness a SECRET and that Dumb Naive Boy just up and decided to out himself!!! For What??!? TEA!? KINDNESS!?!

And ends up chastising the boy for hours

And you know what? I'd do that too, That confession scene gave me a heart attack Iruma, what in Delkira's name were you thinking?! Thank God you stumbled upon the ONE demon who wouldn't immediately eat your dumbass.

And after that my love does nothing but grow every time we meet, he has such pure honest dad energy

I adore his vibes.

The first thing he does is make sure no one else knows so he can guarantee Iruma's safety, for no other reason then Iruma is his student and is an endangered precious species and he has a responsibility to keep the boy safe and help him grow.

He makes picture books for Iruma when he hears he's having problems with studying so he can make sure he has the knowledge to survive the demon realm, and from there on becomes Iruma's closest ally and confidant, at least in Bablys.

He can't tell any of his friends or his other teachers about him being a human, and while Grandpa Sully is sweet he can't always be there for Iruma, neither can Opera. So Balam becomes his de-facto guardian, and then also becomes someone he can talk to when he's unsure.

And while I loved him in the Walter Park Arc my favorite moment of him comes much later.

There are spoilers ahead so I'm gonna make a block in orange so you can skip if you dont wanna get spoiled for it.

~~~~~~~~DONT READ! HERE BE SPOILERS!~~~~~~~~~~

So after the HeartBreaker exam Balam calls Iruma to his office to give him a full check up (He's probably become his doctor since he's the closest thing the demon realm has to a human expert now that i think about it) and after checking up on him he drops some bitter truth on our boy.

He brings up the attack by one of the teachers, and that even though two other students were attacked with one being injured, the teacher was primarily searching for and targeting Iruma.

He brings up that the teacher more likely then not, has figured out that Iruma was a human, and he gives Iruma two options going forward. Either seek out the Border Patrol to send him back home to the human realm, or stay by Sulivan's side under lock and key for the rest of his lifespan.

Iruma, when faced with two options he doesn't like, does what he usually does, and makes his own option. He decides to devote himself to getting stronger so he can stay with his friends and be safe.

Balam then admits it was a test of Iruma's conviction, and to make sure he understood the danger he was in.

And it just melted my heart, because he truly cared about Iruma at that moment, and wanted him to be safe, but also wanted him to follow the path he wants.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END OF SPOILERS!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Other then that, his relationship with Kalego as being each other Best Tolerants (I fully believe Kalego would die before he admits to caring) gives me life, and I love how different their relationships with Opera are!

The one problem I have with Balam isn't even with Balam himself, It's with Sullivan, Because Balam's Bloodline Magic is BUZZER, A lie Detector Magic. Didn't think maybe Iruma might've wanted a warning about the One Demon who could for SURE out him?!? No heads up on that??? Thanks For Nothing you useless Grandpa.

Balam's protective nature and kind demeanor coupled with his immense power and frighting appearance reminds me of my Father, Whom every single person we meet is terrified of because he's 6 feet of pure muscle and his resting face looks like death, but he's really just a big teddy bear! Anything that reminds me of Dad is great to see in manga because usually dads in anime and manga suck so Balam gets all the love points!!

Very Dad Behavior, well done.

I love his closeness with Sabnock and Azz-Azz when he becomes their personal tutor in the Forest arc, he really shows how much he cares about his students. He just wants the best for them.

And yeah! I just adore our Bird Teacher, he's the best and can do no wrong. We stan a King.

Thank you for the ask! I love blabbing about WTDSIK and am hoping to get back in the saddle on answers! Love that people are enjoying my incessant long ramblings!

Peace out Babes!

[magioftheseas]

Can’t Even Trust

Summary: In which Ouma is annoyed that a certain luminary is friendly with a murderer.

Rating: PG

Warnings: None, really?

Notes: I rewatched a bit of dragon maid, which you can tell. I just thought it’d be neat to apply this sort of thinking to Ouma but within the context of v3, it’s kinda...complicated? What am I even trying to say... Guest-starring Kaede because I wuv her. Yes I could’ve written this in the canonverse bUT THEN KAEDE WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THERE SO FUCK THAT.

***Alternate Ao3 Link***

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There are people that can be trusted and shouldn’t be trusted. It’s easy to figure out when a person shouldn’t be trusted, but when it comes to those who can be trusted, it takes a lot more time. A lot more patience. And a little bit of good will that may or may not be deserved. It takes a lot that, realistically, you wouldn’t be able to give every single person.

It’s both easier and more practical to just not trust people at all than to dance around the idea. Giving trust freely is just way too reckless and stupid, especially under certain circumstances.

It’s no wonder, then, that Momota-chan is so goddamn annoying.

--

Seriously you go through all the trouble of revealing that someone’s a merciless assassin—something that someone with any amount of reason would want to avoid and it still doesn’t stop the astronomical idiot from getting close anyway.

“It’s probably because he wants to bang her,” Iruma offered ever helpfully, which just made him sour even more.

“Well, trusting is good, right?” Gonta asked ever innocently, which nearly made him bite off his own lip in frustration.

“Yeah, it’s pretty worrying,” Akamatsu agreed, to which Ouma instantly perked up.

“You get it!” he exclaimed. “It doesn’t make any sense at all! Of all the people to want to associate with, why the killer girl?!”

“Mm...” Akamatsu pursed her lips. “Well... Harukawa-san was forced into it, wasn’t she?”

“So? It’s not like she feels bad. She threatens death to anyone who even slightly inconveniences her.” He let out a sob. “Akamatsu-chaaan, just the other day! She strangled me half to death! I was so scared! I really thought that was the end for me!”

“I remember, I was there,” was her terse reply. “So you’re not lying about that...although I distinctly recall you laughing at the time, Ouma-kun.”

“Haven’t you ever heard of a brave front?!” He wailed into his hands. “It was an act! All an act! I just didn’t want to give away how frightened I really was! And Momota-chan, he...he...!”

He had separated them. He had given that killer a strange kind of look, and right when Ouma was about to hide a smile against the other’s back, Momota still offered that murderer his hand.

What an utter moron.

“You’re worried about him,” Akamatsu said. “I mean, I’m not a detective like Saihara-kun, but... It is pretty obvious, y’know.”

With his hand still buried in his hands, Ouma frowned.

“It’s honestly not that. That kind of recklessness could get more than just him killed, y’know.”

Akamatsu hummed. Even that’s a musical sound, befitting the Ultimate Pianist.

“Well, even if it’s difficult... Maybe trust that Momota-kun can reach her?”

Trust him? Is that some kind of joke?

When he checked, Akamatsu looked pretty serious. He couldn’t understand that at all. He really waited for the other shoe to drop, for her brave face to break and for her to confess fear and uncertainty like any other normal person would in this situation. But it doesn’t. She doesn’t. And she’s hard to read.

And he actually kind of liked her a little. How disappointing.

“Okay!” he chirped, so sickeningly cheerful it almost made himself gag. “If anyone can do it, it’s Momota-chan! You’re absolutely right!”

Akamatsu’s expression does strain. He doesn’t feel any satisfaction, however. Not in a situation like this.

“Just trust!” he repeated, laughing. “I’ll just trust him!”

What a shit fucking joke.

--

And thus, he’s wasting valuable nights that could be used for investigating instead making sure nothing unsavory happens between Momota and the killer girl. Mind you, if the two do start banging, he’s going to just fucking leave, Momota-chan be damned. But, they’re just exercising. Well. The murderer is doing most of it, leaving Momota and Saihara in the dust.

Oh yeah, Saihara. The actual detective.

You would think that’d be reassuring enough to get on with his own business, but for some annoying reason that Ouma couldn’t figure out, he was still there. Still watching.

Watching Momota roll over and laugh once done and watching Saihara give him a fond smile while Harukawa scoffs and rolls her eyes. Gross. It’s like they’re an actual group of friends or something.

Except who the hell would be friends with a murderer? Ouma wondered, even more irritated at the fun they were having. He has half a mind to ruin their night but he doesn’t want to give away his position and make spying on them down the line harder.

Thus, he just lets them be. Watches until Saihara’s too sore to continue and Momota declares the whole affair another success. Success for what? Something about fighting oneself?

He’s so stupid.

He thinks that, but he still lingers after the trio part and return back to their rooms. Even though Harukawa leaves first, he still watches out for Momota.

He’s so stupid it’s dangerous. Maybe he’s the one I should worry about?

Momota lingers out for a bit to watch the stars by himself. He also gets in some extra exercise, stretching out his limbs and swinging them about with his teeth gritted together in an audacious grin. He does that for a bit, but when he’s finished, he still doesn’t leave.

Instead, his head turns towards the direction that Ouma is in. Ouma stares back, positive that their eyes are meeting and challenging the other all the same. Momota glares at him. It’s confirmed.

So much so that he doesn’t bother to move as Momota marches up to him, folds his arms with a scowl, and demands, “Just what the hell are you doing, Ouma?”

“Napping.” Ouma flopped down to the ground. “Awww, you’re interrupting my beauty sleep, Momota-chan! And I was having a really good dream, too! You weren’t there.”

“I know you were spying on us!” Momota yelled, pointing at him quite rudely. “Both of my sidekicks noticed! You can’t lie your way out of this one!”

Both of them, huh? Yeah, shouldn’t have underestimated Saihara-chan, probably. Although...

“Akamatsu-chan told you, didn’t she?” he asked, his tone dulled. “Ah. Shouldn’t have trusted her at all. What a shame. She’s a traitor.”

“She just said you were worried,” Momota snapped. “Don’t twist this! Your sneaking around would’ve been found out regardless.”

It takes a lot of time and patience to trust someone. Too much that can be reasonably given to each and every individual person. And yet, this idiot...

“She lied,” Ouma said, huffing as he stood and dusted himself off. “I wasn’t worried about you at all. I was just bored. And I saw you weirdos doing weird things and I got curious.”

Momota raised an eyebrow, still glaring down at him with little patience.

“It’s part of my evil plan!” Ouma exclaimed, waving his hands. “Can’t believe you caught me, Momota-chan! I must really be losing my touch!” He cackles. “Nishishishi, you’re shaping up to be quite the formidable adversary!”

“What the hell are you talking about?” Momota just looked more annoyed. “We’re not adversaries. We’re not friends, either, but I still wouldn’t go that far.”

Someone whose thoughts and philosophies are so adverse to my own... I’m not sure what else you’d call us.

“Anyway, the sneaking around’s unnecessary anyway,” Momota went on. “If you’re that curious, you can join us. Your scrawny arms look like they could use our training.”

The dumbass had the audacity to look smug, but Ouma just twisted his body away. He folded his arms behind his head.

“I’ve got no interest in following an idiot’s orders. Being on the opposite side suits me far better.”

“Who are you calling an idiot?!”

At least it was easy to push Momota’s buttons, at least it was easy to work him up. If he could be this easily manipulated, maybe some of the danger he posed could be mitigated.

Except instead that just makes him even more annoying. So much so I want to violently shake some sense into him. Except I’m not a violent person. I’m the most peaceful person out there! The exact opposite of a murderer! Which is why Momota-chan and I can only be on opposing sides.

The silence of the night, the light breeze rustling the grass, the stars above, and Momota fuming behind him—even in such carefree moments, Ouma felt the weight of the truth and goddamn was it unpleasant.

Worrying about him is a waste of time.

True.

If he stupidly gets himself killed, it’ll be safer for all of us to be without that dangerous idiocy of his.

True.

I couldn’t care less about him.

Lie.

It’s that lie he has to cling to if he wants to keep himself sane.

“Idiot,” he repeated, because it’s the only truth that doesn’t annoy him at this moment. “I’m done. This spying was a waste of time.”

Momota huffs, but he comes close, reaching out for him. Ouma’s quick to avoid, jolting away from him. He does look back, and Momota has such a stupid, stupefied expression on his face.

“Ouma?”

Ouma just smiles.

“Have a nice night, Momota-chan.”

He’s quick to disappear, quick to retreat, back to where there’s walls upon walls between the two of them. It’s safer that way, after all, especially given how his heart is hammering.

[originaldanganronpascenarios]

Hoi! Do you think you could do some hcs for Mastermind!Shuichi, Mastermind!Korekyio and Mastermind!Miu who ended up catching feeling for one the students (if it's possible, could you use female?)

I wasn't sure if you wanted a ship or a reader but I decided to assume instead of asking because I am a dumbass

Masterminds! Shuichi Korekyio and Miu who ended up catching feelings for fem! Reader

Shuichi Saihara

Ever since you talked to him for the first time he felt that dumb hope around you. You were so sweet to him and everyone really.

You tried to calm him down when he tried to act hopeless during first investigation wich made him confused.

The two continued hanging out and he ended up falling for you... He thought it was bad and tried to not think about it for that time.

Shuichi wanted this game to work he wanted to see more betrayals he wanted you to be the last person standing while everyone including him whould die.

It was his favorite scenario of how things whould go. Of course before going down he whould confess that it was him who stood behind all of this.

But it didn't went like he wanted... Oh well.

This was the trial where you revealed the truth becouse he made a small mistake. This just made him feel so hopeless he couldn't even believe that he'd fuck up hiding his identity for just a little bit longer.

You never wanted to even think of that possibility he 'tried' to fight against those statements but he had nothing to back him up. Everyone was pushing onto him and you did nothing. It made him feel so bad yet so good.

"It didn't go as I planned but this ending isn't boring... Not at all" his statement was calm unlike everything he was saying earlier "Are you surprised that the one who saved you during almost every trial is the one behind it all?" he smiled "I did it because killing you off in the beginning whould be too boring and I whouldn't get to see all of you despair" you waited for him to say 'just kidding' but you knew that only Kokichi whould tell a lie like this.

He looked at you and even though he was crazy you could see that his stare at you was filled with love "Are you having fun Y/N? Is my betrayal enough to make you despair?" you didn't knew why he was doing this and didn't even find right words to ask him about it.

So you started ignoring your feelings even though it was hard and go through this trial and save everyone.

Shuichi was feeling worse now but it was all he wanted to feel. The fear of his soon death crushed him.

Before he executed himself he gave you one last smile... But it wasn't any smile it was the same one he gave you when you first cheered him up. He looked just like the Shuichi you loved but that one was a fake and you knew that.

His death still managed to shatter your heart to pieces...

Korekiyo Shinguji

Seeing everyone despair after first deaths was something he deeply found beautiful... Seeing true nature of each student.

But you were far more different... He tried to come off as a creep so others whould avoid him. Yet you always chose to spend time with him of all people.

It was good for him in some way. He thought about how you'd despair after finding out your close friend was behind everything all along.

You were truly a beautiful individual in so many ways. Korekiyo was happy after realizing his feelings since it will make this all even better for him.

Expecially if you were the one to expose him that whould truly satisfy him. To be betrayed by someone he loved!

The thing is that you liked him too and he was fully aware of that since he is just too observant to let it pass through him.

He whould probably win and remain unnoticed as a mastermind but he began to feel bored. So he started to sabotage himself and left few hints for you to find.

You didn't wanted to believe that everything pointed directly at him but your doubts made him feel happy. Denying the truth just to feel hope that will transform into bigger despair...

And that's exactly what happened. During the last trial after you brought everything up it filled all gaps and it was more than obvious than Korekiyo was the mastermind...

He was smiling "Kehehe... Of course it was you Y/N who whould know. I believe you knew that for a while didn't you? You denied it you had hope that it was someone else but you couldn't be more wrong!" you could see it in his eyes... The moment he waited so long for... The despair of his defeat.

You were shocked even though you knew. You asked him why he'd do that while you started tearing up. He couldn't be more happy about it "Such a naive girl... You seek your answer but it won't lead you to truth about this killing game and we both know that you are just wasting time... Unless you want everyone in this room to die? If so I can answer you every question".

You wanted to know but it really was a waste of time... So you dodged the topic and you started focusing on something more important than your broken heart.

When everything was over and it was just before Korekiyo was about to die he said his last words "Goodbye Y/N thank you for letting me feel the way I did"

Miu Iruma

She was very good with her act and was super excited to see how things will turn out.

But she was bored considering how long everything was taking. At least she had you who could entertain her.

Miu loved you and this feeling was giving her despair considering that she was the one everyone is looking for. She imagined possible scenarios in her head that could make everything even worse.

She wanted to be exposed by you but she didn't wanted to make it too easy. I mean hiding things from you made her feel horrible wich made her feel even more excited about you finding out the truth.

Everything was going just like she wanted to and seeing your cute face slowly give up just was beautiful sight to her.

But to her surprise you weren't giving up. You were determined to end the killing game and it was first time when she felt disgust towards you.

All this hope around you made her want to puke but she kept up her act and looked happy about your determination.

When it was finally time her plan failed successfully you held back wich made her happy. After all it only shows that she means something to you.

But you had to say it. You were starting to suspect her hoping that you were wrong but you were right so there wasn't much you could do about it.

It was visable that she wanted you to say it and waited for it "You have no idea how it feels to be betrayed by your loved one in such way S/O".

"Yes I actually do" you told her before she started rambling about how much despair she's in thanks to you.

She didn't need to ask why you said it since she knew... You liked her back... "Oh really" she said with straight face untill her expression changed into excited one "Reallyreallyreally REALLY? God I'm super honored I am source of your despair and you can feel the same way I do now!"

You couldn't believe her at that moment... All this time? She was behind everything... This wasn't the Miu you knew... But the Miu you knew never existed to begin with...

~Mod Angie

[crackimagines]

How about some Miu Iruma romance for the relationship ask? Great to have you back by the way.

Appreciate it, anon, and sure thing! Don’t get too much of Miu anyway!

Thanks for the ask anon, I hope you enjoy!

Romancing Miu Iru-…Wait, what the fuck, really? Miu?-

- ‘Weird’ would be the last word you’d use to describe her.

- She’s a SUPERFREAK, SUPERFREAK (SHE’S SUPER FREAKYYYY-OW)

- The first time you two met was…well…You accidentally bumped into her in the hallway, dropping a couple books.

(Miu) “HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU’RE FUCKING GOING!”

(S/O) “Wha-”

(Miu) “I see what you’re trying to do! YOU’RE TRYING TO GET A LOOK AT MY TITS, AREN’T YA?!”

(S/O) “Huh?! N-No! I-”

(Miu) “Don’t play so hard to get sweetie! After all, I’m not one to easily submit either!”

(S/O) “I don’t- What?!-”

(Miu) “You’re not worth the damn time anyway! See ya asshat!”

- She left laughing the entire time, leaving you completely confused about the encounter that had just happened.

- You were just about to chalk it up to another point of “Hope’s Peak, people are weird” until you saw that she had left something on the ground.

(S/O) “…A wrench?”

- Picking up the wrench, you quickly followed Miu down the hall. 

(S/O) “Ah, excuse me? I think this-”

(Miu) “Oh, back for more are ya?”

(S/O) “No, this-”

(Miu) “HAH! What a pathetic guy!(/gal???) Coming back to a woman who’s rejected her-”

(S/O) “LISTEN GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS YOURS! IF YOU LET ME FINISH A GODDAMN SENTENCE I CAN ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING WITHOUT YOU BUTTING IN!”

“…”

(S/O) “I-I um…” ahem “S-Sorry. This is yours.”

- You awkwardly handed her the wrench, bowed, and quickly walked away.

- You still don’t know if this moment was a blessing or a curse because after that moment, she started hanging out with you a lot more often.

- The aftermath was essentially her coming to apologize being her boisterous self, until you gave her a death glare that she claims ‘paralyzed her with fear’. After that you got to know her as the ‘Ultimate Inventor’.

- She certainly was a handful, as her loud personality overtook the entire room in whatever environment you seemed to be in. 

- Much to your dismay, you got used to it. So much so to the point she began to mellow out somehow.

- When you two were completely alone, she dropped her persona that you knew her as for the entire time you’ve known each other, and began acting far quieter.

- You at first thought you did something wrong, because you noticed she got like this only when you got mad at her. When you looked back at her, you noticed it was…different. She was just quietly humming a tune to herself, smiling as she was sketching down ideas for her inventions.

- When she looked back at you, she had a face of genuine concern.

(Miu) S-S/O? Something up?”

- Wanting to not make the situation awkward with your observation:

(S/O) “Oh well…It’s my knee. It’s been feeling kind of off lately. I was thinking maybe letting it rest on something like my bed, and maybe-”

(Miu) “Psh, fuck that. Here-”

- She began going on a tangent on how she could make an invention to help you out. You expected her to go off about how great she was, but instead she went on how it would actually help your knee recover, and that she wanted to know if it actually helped you our not.

- You couldn’t help but smile at the sight, seeing what was probably how she really was. A quiet girl, but kind at heart. 

- You were only right about the second half.

- Once you two grew closer, she went on about how great you were, and how hot the two of you were as a couple. Despite the fact you never even said anything like that, nor thought about it.

- However, that quiet moment with her wouldn’t be your last, as they began increasing in number, with only you. You learned about her insecurities after essentially prying it out of her, and how much she didn’t really trust people, so she puts on her persona to make sure she doesn’t get hurt.

- You assured her you wouldn’t do that, and that after getting to know her, she was genuinely a good person. A bit brass sure, but well-meaning.

- It was then that you thought about what Miu was saying about you two. After seeing her genuine smile so many times, you decided to try it.

- You invited her to your room after school to make sure you two were completely alone.

(S/O) “Miu…I-”

(Miu) “You want to have sex with me, right?”

(S/o) “What.”

(Miu) “I know, I’m so sexy you can’t help it! THE WAY I EYE THE GUYS AT OUR SCHOOL HAS YOU SO HOT AND BOTHERED-”

(S/O) “N-NO! That’s not what I-”

- Her facade immediately broke seeing your reaction, the laughter was mocking obviously, but at the same time it was genuine, and her face became a soft smile instead of being all high and mighty smirk.

(Miu) “I’m just fucking with you, S/O…What is it that you brought me her for?”

- Her smile went away as you began confessing that all the time you had spent together had made an impact on you. How despite the way she acted, you wanted to be with her. Not her persona she put up for everyone, but the real one you knew. 

- The Miu that actually cared for her classmates, though she’d never admit it. The Miu that was a big ol’ softie inside, and that she was genuinely one of the kindest people you met. 

- When you were done, you saw her shaking uncontrollably. Thinking you had just ruined your friendship, you took a deep sigh, and couldn’t look her in the eye.

(S/O) “S-Sorry…That was a dumb question, wasn’t it? I’ll…walk you hom-”

- Miu forcefully grabbed your hand and yanked you back down onto the couch, scaring the hell out of you.

(Miu) “P-Please don’t leave–”

- She cut herself off, eyes going wide at disbelief hearing what she just said. You both sat across from each other, not really knowing what to say.

- Miu’s eyes darted away and a faint red appeared on her cheeks.

(Miu) “I…really like you too, S/O. The fact that you’ve been with me to know how I am, and accepting that I…I don’t want to lose that. You’re special to me too.”

- You smiled, and reached for her hand and-

…

(S/O) “Miu, where’s your hand?”

(Miu) “Huh? It’s on your leg, isn’t it?”

- She flexed her fingers and-

(S/O) “MIU THAT’S NOT MY LEG.”

(Miu) “…Then what the fuck is it- OH!”

- Both of you immediately stood up, at least 5 feet away from each other (cause that’s not gay) and stared at each other with a massive blush on each of your faces.

- After an awkward silence, you broke it by laughter, covering your mouth as the smile you had began growing. She started to join you as you both began laughing harder than either of you had in each other’s company before.

- Once you two stopped, you took a step forward and grabbed both her hands, ENSURING IT WAS THE HANDS THIS TIME. 

- You two shared a passionate kiss, nothing in it but pure love.

(S/O) “So um…Would you like to go out, Miu?”

She smiled, tilting her head and closing her eyes.

(Miu) “Gee, dumbass, what do you think?”

Dude, writing Miu to make sure she is not NSFW and at most PG-13 is the most difficult goddamn thing I’ve ever had to write on the blog.

Well uh…here’s to you anon! I uh…think I got a bit carried away writing this.

[loucifieri]

To Hell and Back (v3 HPA AU)

[Part 1]

It’s a bigger hot mess than the previous one lol

04/21/18 09:21PM

ShirogaNYEH: welcome back! previously, Akamatsu-san creates a group chat, Ouma-kun uses it to stir some shit and in the end, a subtle confession was made!

starlord: shirogane what the heck weve been chatting continuously

Maki Roll: yeah what are you even going on about

ShirogaNYEH: but it's not the same case with the audience

starlord: what audience??

Lord Panta: can we go back to my moment

chaotic lesbean: no go away

Lord Panta: ANYWAY

Lord Panta: is it true Saihara-chan??

Lord Panta: do you find me irresistible?

The Only Hope For Me Is You: I wouldn't use that adjective but yeah

The Only Hope For Me Is You: you're hard to ignore

Lord Panta: !!!!!!

The Only Hope For Me Is You: since you constantly demand attention

The Only Hope For Me Is You: You're like an annoying itch that just won't go away

starlord: ooooh SHOT DOWN

Treblemaker: Damn Shuichi-kun, didn't think you would be a harsh heartbreaker

Do You Believe In Magic: lol rip........

Maki Roll: good job saihara

Lord Panta: I

Lord Panta: …

Lord Panta: that's hot

dumb blonde slut: haha the purple twink is obviously a bottom

Lord Panta: bitch it takes one to know one :)

dumb blonde slut: eek n-no im not

starlord: he didnt even deny it

Robot Rights Activist: I backlogged and I seem to recall you express dissatisfaction over your assigned nickname, Iruma-san

Robot Rights Activist: Why haven't you changed it yet?

Lord Panta: coz she actually likes it, duh

dumb blonde slut: piss off cockichi

dumb blonde slut: awww kibs ur concerned!! i always knew u were in love with me

Robot Rights Activist: I do not.

Treblemaker: yeouch

starlord: so many crushed hearts tonite

Lord Panta: EAT SHIT AND DIE DUMB BLONDE SLUT

Treblemaker: Hey! No attacking!

Imma meme: you literally attacked me moments ago smh

Kork: This is a mess.

dumb blonde slut: dont get ur panties in a twist, idiot virgins

dumb blonde slut: the great iruma miu is too gorgeous 2 be affected by this shit

dumb blonde slut: im hella gay anyway

chaotic lesbean: you go Iruma-san!!

Robot Rights Activist: Still, I apologize if I came across as rude in any way! It was not my intention.

dumb blonde slut: dont beat urself too much over it kibs

Treblemaker: Aww Iruma-san really has a soft spot for Idabashi-kun

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Uh, Kaede-san, I assume you have your headphones on because I've been knocking on your door for awhile now and you haven't shifted from your position to indicate that you will answer the door.

ShirogaNYEH: truly a detective,,,

Treblemaker: oh shit sorry!!

chaotic lesbean: AND WHAT IS A DEGENERATE LIKE YOU DOING IN THE FEMALE AREA OF THE DORM THIS LATE AT NIGHT

Treblemaker: It's fine Chabashira-san!! Shuichi-kun usually comes over so we can gossip or whatever

chaotic lesbean: WHAT??? USUALLY??????

Maki Roll: wow Saihara, you managed to sneak past chabashira several times already, im impressed

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Thank you Harukawa-san! I feel validated.

Lord Panta: is there really NOTHING going on between you two

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Kaede-san is my bestfriend??

Treblemaker: Yeah, why does that bother you so much Ouma-kun?

Kork: He likely feels envious of your relationship.

Lord Panta: lol no

starlord: sure jan

Lord Panta: quick question what are yall sexual orientations

imma meme: im fabulously gay

chaotic lesbean: isn't it obvious

dumb blonde slut: dont have 2 repeat myself

Do You Believe In Magic: ace...... sexual attraction is tiring.........

ShirogaNYEH: same!!

Kork: as am I.

Treblemaker: Actually, I'm Bi but I tend to prefer girls

starlord: well since were being honest ok im bi too

Maki Roll: same

Gokuhara Gonta: Gonta loves all!! And Hoshi-kun says he's Ace!

Treblemaker: Gonta-kun, it's getting really late. You and Hoshi-kun should start heading back here.

Gokuhara Gonta: Of course, Akamatsu-san!

Imma meme: spoken like another mom

Treblemaker: >:(

Robot Rights Activist: My attraction is not affected by one's sexual orientation

bitch I am the WAY: Angie is pan!~

The Only Hope For Me Is You: I'm gay

Lord Panta: YES!!!!

Maki Roll: wow he was not subtle AT ALL

Treblemaker: What about you @Mother Knows Best?

imma meme: why do you want to know (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Treblemaker: It wouldn't be fair to leave out someone from a question addressed to everyone!

Treblemaker: also, another word amami and im bashing your head with a shot put ball

ShirogaNYEH: go get em Akamatsu-san!

imma meme: im having war flashbacks

Mother Knows Best: Thank you for your consideration, Akamatsu-san. Apologies for not replying the soonest as I had to attend to some last minute errands. To answer your query, my preference is of the same sex.

Lord Panta: okay cool thank you for your input everyone!!!

Maki Roll: you only wanted to know one person's tho

dumb blonde slut: how about bull balls what do u think his orientation is

starlord: are you referring to great gozu??

dumb blonde slut: yea dumbass

dumb blonde slut: oh fuck those huge man tits,,,

dumb blonde slut: annsd heds a wretslerr he g ets all sewaTYyna d

chaotic lesbean: OK TENKO HAS HEARD ENOUGH

Maki Roll: Iruma shut the fuck up

bitch I am the WAY: Angie hears moaning again and it is very disturbing~~

Treblemaker: To think our rooms are billed as soundproof...

The Only Hope For Me Is You: I am effectively traumatized tonight.

ShirogaNYEH: we need to take this up with the headmaster!!

imma meme: uhhh its kinda weird to explain how we discovered the walls arent entirely soundproof

imma meme: “our classmate was masturbating too loudly to thoughts about our homeroom teacher's man boobs”

Kork: Let us not prolong this discussion. Can someone take care of that horrid excuse of a human being.

bitch I am the WAY: oh, she has stopped

bitch I am the WAY: Ah, Angie hears loud noises of struggle

bitch I am the WAY: then some shuffling outside the hallway

bitch I am the WAY: it is dead quiet now

chaotic lesbean: what just happened

chaotic lesbean: Tenko was terrified to peek outside

Treblemaker: Harukawa-san we talked about this

Maki Roll: what? I didn't kill her

Hoshi Ryoma: yo

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Hello Hoshi-kun

Hoshi Ryoma: just got back in the dorm with gokuhara

Hoshi Ryoma: he want back to his room but

Hoshi Ryoma: im still in the lounge room rn

Hoshi Ryoma: im seein tojo with a gagged and immobile iruma wrapped in a blanket being dragged across the room to the front door

Hoshi Ryoma: tojo just dumped her out

Lord Panta: NISHISHISHI PUNISHMENT TIME

chaotic lesbean: :O

imma meme: what an ICON

Treblemaker: woah thats hot

bitch I am the WAY: she is doing Atua's work~~

Mother Knows Best: I was merely disposing of the trash.

Do You Believe In Magic: …..tnx mom........

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Best mom!

starlord: shouldn't that include ouma tho

Lord Panta: suck my dick spaceman

Robot Rights Activist: Language!

Lord Panta: da hell keeboy it wasnt even that crass

Gokuhara Gonta: Oh no! What has been going on here, friends?

chaotic lesbean: NOTHING! PLEASE CARRY ON WITH YOUR NORMAL NIGHTLY ROUTINE

starlord: hey gonta, buddy, do me a favor and dont backlog

Gokuhara Gonta: Alright, Momota-kun!

ShirogaNYEH: Gonta-kun should not be tainted in any way!!

ShirogaNYEH: we should probably let Iruma-san inside now though

Lord Panta: are you in league with the DEVOL

Maki Roll: not like you're any better

Mother Knows Best: Very well. I suppose she has learned her lesson, at least for this moment.

Imma meme: well this was wild

Treblemaker: Let's not talk about this ever again

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Group chats tend to spiral down into levels of insanity the longer we spend time in it

Kork: Might I suggest a more... family-friendly topic?

Treblemaker: What is it, Shinguji-kun?

Kork: Ghosts in Hope's Peak

starlord: FUCK NO

bitch I am the WAY: hmmm what about nicknames for Gonta and Ryoma!~

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Good idea, Angie-san

Gokuhara Gonta: Oh yes! Gonta is excited on what name friends will gift him!

Imma meme: okay we better not fuck this up then

Lord Panta: allow me~

Maki Roll removed Lord Panta from the chat

starlord: lol sniped again

imma meme: DEADT

chaotic lesbean: noone must ruin this special moment!!

Do You Believe In Magic changed Gokuhara Gonta to Good Noodle

imma meme: yumeno-san is our name-changing cryptid

Good Noodle: Thank you Yumeno-san! Gonta loves this nickname!

ShirogaNYEH: im,,, CRYING

chaotic lesbean: you're doing amazing, sweetie

Do You Believe In Magic changed Hoshi Ryoma to quail egg

ShirogaNYEH: s m o l  b e a n

quail egg: NO

imma meme: hoshi-kun can literally punt us to the sun let's not baby him

starlord: not to mention that hes got a deeper voice than the rest of us guys

starlord: its so manly

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Momota-kun, your gay is showing

Treblemaker: Yay! Now everyone's got a nickname.

Treblemaker: We should probably add Ouma-kun back here.

quail egg: respectfully disagree

chaotic lesbean: you are too nice akamatsu-san!!!

ShirogaNYEH: funny how we somehow end up kicking Ouma-kun out the chat then add him later towards the end of the chapter...

starlord: ????

Treblemaker added Lord Panta to the chat.

Do You Believe In Magic changed Lord Panta to notto disu shitto agen

notto disu shitto again: i feel loved

dumb blonde slut: THE GREAT IRUMA MIU IS BACK YA DUMB VIRGINS

Maki Roll: fuck go back

Kork: This is the 10th Circle of Hell.

Mother Knows Best: I would like to inform everyone that the time is now five minutes past eleven in the evening. I believe this is the ideal time for all of us to get some rest as we have a class on Physical Education early morning.

Imma meme: omg I hate PE

notto disu shitto agen: but moooooom

Mother Knows Best: All of you go to sleep or I will not make breakfast for everyone tomorrow.

notto disu shitto agen: okay okay jeez

dumb blonde slut: yes mommy

starlord: aight mom

bitch I am the WAY: Apparently, Angie must postpone here sacrificial ritual tonight~~

ShirogaNYEH: awww I wont binge watch anime tonight then

Do You Believe In Magic: ….....good nyt...................

chaotic lesbean: Sleep well yumeno-chan <3

Do You Believe In Magic: …...........nyeh <3

Good Noodle: Goodnight everyone!

quail egg: night

dumb blonde slut: nyt cocksuckers

The Only Hope For Me Is You: Good night, all!

notto disu shitto agen: hey saihara-chan are you back at your room can i come over :v

The Only Hope For Me Is You: nah I'm sleeping over Kaede-san's tonight

notto disu shitto agen: WHAT

chaotic lesbean: WHAT

Mother Knows Best: Saihara-san, I am afraid I will have to escort you out. Now.

Imma meme: oof

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nickname guide notto disu shitto agen: Ouma The Only Hope For Me Is You: Saihara Treblemaker: Akamatsu bitch I am the WAY: Yonaga starlord: momota shirogaNYEH: shirogane Mother Knows Best: tojo imma meme: amami Maki Roll: harukawa Do You Believe In Magic: yumeno chaotic lesbean: chabashira Kork: shinguji Robot Rights Activist: idabashi dumb blonde slut: iruma Good Noodle: gokuhara quail egg: hoshi

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