#iron maiden shitpost

[doomstonee]

Hello Skylanders and Iron Maiden fandom I’m back

[trollmaiden]

I love how the Victorians were like “yeah the dark ages were so brutal look at all of these torture devices and chastity belts I recreated”

like babes we both know there was no “recreating”

your literally just projecting

[yonderghostshistories]

Cranky Art Teacher (played by late 1980s DILFy Graham Chapman) from the Iron Maiden "Can I Play with Madness?" music video, my beloved 😍 <333

(I have now fallen in love with this character, even if he had no actual lines in the actual music video. Btw, the music video actually kinda slaps, so uhh I do recommend y'all watch it! It is pretty cool :)👍!)

Additional (thirst) meme:

[kirlias452]

Look; Eddie Munson is cool and all, but I’m actually looking for another Eddie… preferably with ‘The Head’ after it.

[clockybroad]

sorry everyone this has been in my head for months and i had to make it

[virginia-the-opossum]

Hallowed be thy ween(er)!!!!

[not-your-lifeline]

Korean SWF prestige 83 Ace teabagging furiously after wasting his DH on a single hatchet and succeeding at pallet stun once(1) during the entire trial, ends up killing the last remaining survivor that tried to save him.

And I was on a disadvantaged map with leftover addons I don't use.

[joeytalyor0108]

Dk how the hell my teacher allow me and my friend to do this in class lol

[kinda-garbage]

Due to budget cuts the iron maiden is now the aluminum maiden. Use her sparingly, we seriously cannot afford another.

[metalhead-brainrot]

Paul Gustave Doré - The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

[doomstonee]

Them.

[mystical-salamander]

rules — shuffle your “on repeat playlist” and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people

Thanks for the tag @friendly-jester !!

New Genesis – Ado

Mortal Reminder – Pentakill

The Whole "Being Dead Thing" – Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording

That Beautiful Sound – Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording

Prologue: Invisible – Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording

Rell, The Iron Maiden – League of Legends

Money – Mystery Skulls

Dead Mom – Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording

Backlight– Ado

A Pizza the Action - The Stupendium

No pressure tagging: @digital-gargoyle @thatonegreyghost @astudyinpanda @astralalmighty @foxxxtransformer123 @seth-shitposts @never-ending-fanfic @ahsoka-its-all-of-us and anyone else who wants to play

[stubberudsgirl]

some things about mee :3

- my favorite bands: iron maiden, bathory, death, mayhem, black sabbath, dissection, slayer, candlemass, dio, venom, anthrax, motörhead, kreator, darkthrone, pantera, celtic frost, hellhammer, just to name a few….

- i mostly just shitpost and post stupid shit about my favorite old (and dead) guys so im quite literally just a stupid fan girl

m.u.y.a! \m/

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Vernal: Hey!

Shay: Does That Tail take ten gallons?

V+S: GAHAHAHAHAH! WHOO! HahHaha!

Tyrian: ... *Grins, Raising his stinger to strike*

~~~~~

Junior: SOMEBODY IN HERE AIN'T A REAL MAN!

Ren and Jaune are Sneaking out of Junior's bar

Junior: YOU!

Ren and Jaune Freeze

Junior: We're on a Baby hunt, and don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out!

Junior: NOW EVERYBODY LINE UP!

Junior: D.J. Time for the Test!

Playful music echoes through the otherwise quiet club

Junior: No Pumpkin Munchin' Peter Greeter can resist singing along to This!

Jaune: Ren! It's the Pumpkin Pete Theme song!

Ren: *Has heard Jaune sing it one too many times* I know.

Speakers: I'm a pumpkin Eater, Yeah! You're a pumpkin Eater,Yeah! We're all Pumpkin eater's, YEAH!

Junior: IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE PUMPKIN EATER!

Marrow: No No! I Only Coughed! I swear!

Junior: ... DJ! TURN IN UP LOUDER!

Junior: *Continues, Pausing on Jaune*

Jaune: *Fighting with every ounce of will he has not to sing, outright unaffected by Ren's semblance* MMMMMM-

Junior: I'm a pumpkin Eater, Yeah.

Jaune: *Struggling*

Junior: You're a pumpkin Eater, Yeah.

Jaune: *Melting*

Junior: We're all Pumpkin Eater's, Yeah-

Jaune: *DEEP BREATHE*

???: Pumpkin Munchin' Peter Greeters YEAH!

Junior: Well Well WELL! Which one of you Baby's was it!

Sun and Neptune: *Pointing at each other* IT WAS HIM!

Sun and Neptune: HE DID!

Sun and Neptune: I'VE NEVER EVEN EATEN ANY PUMPKIN PETE'S PUMPKIN TREAT CEREAL YEAH!

Sun and Neptune: *Slaps Hands over the other's mouth*

Junior: WELL! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A DOUBLE BABY!

*Horn Sounds*

*Brawling Takes place*

~Back in Vale~

Everyone: *Grimmified, making statues of Salem* All hail Salem! All Hail Salem!

Zwei: *Also Gimmified, pulling a massive Stone* Barll! Rail! Ralem!

~In Beacon tower~

Oscar: *Petrified*

Salem: Well Ozma, You know what today is? Sorry to do this Calender- March 14th! Wait! That's Not Right!

Salem: It should say THE DAY THAT OZMA FRIES! *Evil Cackling*

*The Brother Gods Begin descending*

Salem: Ooh! Guess who's Here~

~~~~~

Jaune: You're Right! We are just a bunch of kids!

Salem: *Smug*

Pyrrha: Hopeless Romantics ...

Penny: Made of Wingnuts!

*Spotlights close in the group as*

Salem: *Confused*

Ren: We may even be-

Nora: "KnuckleheadMcspazotrons!"

Ren: *Nods in agreement*

*Fog Rolls in*

Salem: W-wait, what's going on here?

Ruby: But Most Importantly We're-

Salem: Wait-

Ruby: We're!

Salem: Okay Settle down!

Ruby: WE'RE!

Salem: Take it easy!

Ruby: *Eyes Flashing Silver* WE'RE!

Salem: WHAT THE SAL- I MEAN ME!

Ruby: *Exploding in Silver Light* WE'RE ALL RED LIKE ROSES!

ROCK!

~~~~~

Pyrrha: Hey, Jaune? There's something I should've said ... Well, at least six days ago. After going on that life-changing journey, I now realize how foolish it is to hide one's true feelings from their friends and family. From those that trust them, and those they trust.

Pyrrha: I partially agreed to, and did so many strange things in an effort to impress you along this journey, only to realize how you feel about me is how you feel about me, and to change myself or act out of character to make you feel anything more will end up making you feel so much less.

Pyrrha: I love you Jaune. More than a Friend, not like a Sister. I love-love you Jaune. And it makes me happy enough to know that you and Penny are happy together. You deserve it.

Jaune: O-oh, well, There's something we need to tell you.

Pyrrha: ?

Penny: We were discussing it, and we were hoping to invite you as a third member of our romantic relationship!

Jaune: Do you ... wanna go on a date with us?

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

~FREEZE FRAME~

Ocean man! Take me by the hand Lead me to the land, That you Understand-

Jaune: I have a crush on someone.

Ruby: Really? who?

Pyrrha: *eavesdropping*

Jaune: Well, they're a redhead.

Pyrrha: !!!

Jaune: They have beautiful green eyes!

Pyrrha: (IS IT ME?)

Jaune: A brilliant swords woman, in the top of her class!

Pyrrha: (IT IS ME!!)

Jaune: Her name starts with a "P"

Pyrrha: (JAUNE! JAUNE JUST SAY IT!)

Ruby: is it Pyrrha!

Jaune: What? No, She's like a sister to me.

Pyrrha: *Glass_Shatter.wav*

Jaune: It's Penny! Duh.

Pyrrha: *Gmod Ragdolls*

[kirlias452]

Vic Rattlehead vs. Eddie The Head.

[bodyndblood]

𖤐 ─ 🜏 ⊱・intro post!!!・⊰ 🜏 ─ 𖤐 divider made by @ghuleh-recs ๋࣭ ⭑𖤐 -- Hi!! My name is Ame!! I'll primarily be using this blog to share fanfics, and maybe art about the band ghost, and maybe shitpost occasionally about other fandoms i'm in! :3 This blog is safe for anyone to interact with! (i will not be doing ANY nsfw)

some things about me!!! ๋࣭ ⭑𖤐 -- I live in Ireland, and I'm fully fluent in Irish,

๋࣭ ⭑𖤐 -- I'm a HUUGE theatre kid. I love Bonnie and Clyde, Heathers, Hamilton, Be more chill, and a shit ton of others. Be more chill would have to be my favorite one, though :3 ๋࣭ ⭑𖤐 -- I absolutely love rock/metal! Some of my favorite bands are: Ghost (if you couldn't tell), Green day, System of a down, Iron Maiden, My chemical romance, Peirce the veil, Nirvana, Metallica, Megadeth, Blink-182, Sex pistols, Black Sabbath, and Ozzy Ozbourne! ๋࣭ ⭑𖤐 -- Some other fandom's I'm in are, Undertale, anything musical related really tbh, My chemical romance, Breaking bad aand some others I can't remember rn!

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