#invader zim headcannon

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Wally from Welcome Home or Zim from Invader Zim (your choice) with an s/o who seems to always have a headache no matter what, and it's rare they don't.

(this happens to me irl and I probably should get it checked out-)

-🦑

Why not both? There's room for two!

(Yea that sounds like something you should see a medical professional about)

Wally and Zim x Reader who usually has a headache

Wally Darling

★ Having no prior knowledge on what headaches feel, or what they even are, you need to explain the consent to him. It's not easy explaining the throbbing, constant, sharp or dull pain in your head to a puppet with no organs.

★ Once you get the concept across he's immediately worried. Oh you poor thing, do you need anything? Water?? bandaids?? A nap??? Wally is so in tune with you that when you feel bad he feels bad.

★ The fact that this happens regularly feels wrong to him. Pain isn't something a person should be familiar with, in his opinion. He feels bad about not being able to stop the pain :(

★ He visits frank for advice on how to help you with headaches. Most of the advice is decent, considering it's coming from someone with no organs and limited knowledge on humans.

★ Home is well aware of what to do when you get a particularly bad migraine. Close the blinds, try not to make any loud noises, don't let anyone inside and let wally take care of the rest.

Zim

★ Annoyed at you for constantly having a headache. If you don't feel good then why don't you just stop?? Bare with him, he doesn't know.

★ He doesn't understand that constantly having a headache isn't normal. So he just assumes that there's nothing wrong with you and this just happens to everyone.

★ If you tell him that it might be a medical issue you already know he's going to try and "fix" it. For your own safety don't let him. Even if he's 99.9% sure you won't die. Just no.

★ School and life in general always feels worse with a headache. Sometimes popping a Tylenol just doesn't help and you just feel like a wet roll of paper towels.

★ Depending on how long you've been with him one of two things could happen when you feel like this:

A. He lets you lay on his couch whilst skipping whatever school/work/social obligations you have. He brings you a bottle of water, then leaves. (Don't forget to call out if you're supposed to be at work)

B. He pulls a pair of fuzzy earmuffs from his pak and does all of the above, with the addition of staying and letting you lay your head in his lap.

[bonniecupcake]

Lol why do both Zim and Tak’s antennas vibrate like that in their maid outfits? It’s cute but does it mean anything?

I love it when people make antennas react to what emotion irken is dealing with at the moment. Those are some examples that I headcanon ^^ I also like to combine them - for example, when they are confused and angry the antennas will bend and vibrate. My favorite part of it is when they are angry but happy you can't tell it by antennas uwu

[yanderepalace]

Yandere!Invader Zim general headcanons

a/n: no one asked for this but here it is! :-)

Zim had always scoffed at the very idea of love, a foolish human weakness unworthy of his superior Irken intellect, never even considering himself to susceptible to such frivolous distractions.

To him, emotions were nothing but a weakness, a vulnerability for him to exploit for the greater good of the Irken invasion.

Your arrival stirred a dangerous storm within Zim, he masked his discomfort as distain and hatred, attempting to suppress that gnawing feeling in his stomach whenever you were around. A craving to dominate and control surged within him, a dark need he refused to acknowledge.

Zim found himself fixating on every detail of your life, justifying his intrusive surveillance as necessary intel for the invasion. He would follow you home, study your habits, and infiltrate your privacy at every turn. There was something about you, something so intoxicating, that he couldn’t pinpoint but knew he had to possess.

He believed the most effective approach was to engineer a closer connection with you.

Ever since he first landed on Earth, Zim operated in the shadows, people always dismissed his schemes and missions as something rational, feeding his narcissism in isolation. Something he never thought about twice until he saw you do it, shrugging off his achievements as if they were nothing, it seemed you were completely oblivious. Igniting a burning, consuming rage in Zim.

Zim desperately craved your adoration, and the fact that you didn’t seem interested in him irked him. He wanted your recognition, he needed it. It infuriated him that someone like you didn’t submit to his authority and bow down to his undeniable greatness.

Zim’s frustration boiled over one day when he noticed you talking and laughing with a group of classmates, completely oblivious to the elaborate gadget he’d created to capture your attention.

He had spent hours designing a device that emitted a mesmerizing light, convinced no human could ignore it. But there you were, barely even glancing in his direction.

“How dare they ignore the brilliance of ZIM!” he muttered, clenching his fists.

Overtime his attempts became more extravagant, trying to get your attention and recognition. He couldn’t stand the idea of you paying more attention to those horrible stink creatures more than him.

He misinterpreted the smallest gestures as to a sign of your respect and appreciation, all you might do is thank him for helping with the project and he responds with, “See! Even you recognize the greatness of ZIM! Soon, the entire Earth shall follow your example!” He then tries to downplay his excitement, nervously adding, “I mean, it was no big deal...”

Then he decided the best way to understand you better was through close surveillance, observing your daily life, perhaps even employing microscopic cameras to monitor your every move. “Yes, yes, must keep track of the human… for strategic purposes, of course.” he muttered obviously while glued to his monitor.

As another desperate attempt, his gifts became increasingly bizarre and threatening, such as a sharp, glowing crystal that hummed faintly. “Human crystals for… decoration! Humans love shiny objects, right?” he asked anxiously awaiting your approval. However, rejection sent him into unpredictable fits of rage. “Why didn’t you appreciate my gift?!” he yelled, then softened, “I… I only wanted to make you happy, my precious human pet. Don’t you see?” His eyes gleamed with a sinister light, his tone both menacing and pleading.

Despite Zim’s manipulative antics, there were times he couldn’t quite hide his true feelings. Whenever you were around, he struggled to maintain his composure, his eyes darting nervously as he analyzed your every reaction.

Deep down, beneath his evil invader exterior, he wrestled with the unfamiliar feeling you unleashed inside him. The scary tightness in his chest whenever he watched you without your knowledge, the empty pit in his stomach when you paid attention to someone else. It was a battle between his need for absolute control and his growing infatuation with you. His mind became a prison, each thought of you a chain binding him tighter to his desires.

As Zim’s obsession with you consumed him, he found himself dwelling on thoughts of you at odd hours. Every interaction, every fleeting glance exchanged, became subject to his obsessive analysis. His focus on the invasion began to waver as thoughts of you occupied more and more of his mind. He couldn’t shake the feeling that understanding you held the key to something greater than conquest, something he couldn’t quite define but felt compelled to pursue relentlessly.

[spaceboibrainrot]

Super under appreciated zimvoid zim

[cutepawz98]

Random Headcannon Time: Dib thinks that GUINEA PIGS are ALIENS (this is true)

[crvstybowlofcereal]

I don't understand why or how there are "male" and "female" irkens if they're produced asexually (like..they're manufactured..)

Are different biological genders needed for their production at all? Like do they need to supply DNA or is it all artificial for lack of a better term?

Do they even have genitalia at all?

Is it like bees?

Please tell me what y'all think, I wanna know!

[arkos404]

zim is a sore loser

[arrows-craft-corner]

I had to prove my knowledge of CADing for robotics so I made this coin

[madamsugarskull]

Hypothetically, if the Resisty had come into possession of Min instead of the Irkens, how would that go?

Actually, I think Min would be far better off if she had been taken in by the Resisty. Though I think she would be far more mild mannered compared to how she acts on the Massive. She wouldn’t be as ready to manipulate and gain power since the Resisty are full of nice-if a bit silly- aliens. That, and they would have saved her from a bad situation and taken her in as their own.

If anything? I think Lard Nar would be the one to have issues with Min that aren’t even her fault. Which keeps them a bit distant from eachother.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hello if I could make a request

Platonic Zim,Dib,and Gaz with The Uncanny ability to attract Supernatural objects and keeps them in a Shack in the backyard be it hyper Advanced alien, technology mystical items of magical power, or weird anomalous mundane objects if it's out of the ordinary odds are the reader has come into contact with it

Goodbye I'm going to have a lovely day

YES YES YES! This made the tism go burrr :D

Zim, Dib and Gaz X Reader who attracts the supernatural

Zim

★ Understandable, you would be friends with an alien. He likes you because you don't ask to many questions. When you do it's usually on topic for the conversation, like when you asked if he could digest chicken nuggets.

★ Before he considered you a friend, his paranoia about you secretly working for Dib- or even Tak lead him to keep tabs on you. Untill he could prove that you don't work for his enemies.

★ He isn't really interested in the magical objects you keep around. Unless it can be useful to him, but that's only if the object can hurt someone or has some kind of curse that he can weaponize.

★ Gone is the master lock you use for security, he replaced it with a fingerprint lock. You bribed him into making the upgrade for you by offering him some broken alien tech in exchange.

Dib

★ You're the only person other than Gaz who believes that Zim is a alien. Be prepared for him to info dump about the irken race. You are probably the first (willing) person to hear him talk about it, so please listen.

★ Your shack in the backyard is his own personal heaven. It's not to shabby either, you installed fairy lights on the inside. He takes the initiative to catalog everything you keep in there.

★ He keeps notes on what you have and the stories behind it. Each object has its own story behind it, by now you must have plenty of good stories. He'd love to listen to you talk about your experiences.

★ I can see you keeping a baseball bat inside the shack for safety reasons. Dib will always remember the time you hit Zim in the stomach with said baseball bat. It was his own fault for shouting in your ear.

Gaz

★ She might "borrow" some stuff from your shack. It comes in handy when she gets into a fight with Dib and needs something to terrorize him. Emotionally damaging people is okay when it's your sibling!

★ When you get into trouble with cursed objects or haunted dolls she only helps you if she might get to see a ghost or some other undead creature. It's the goth in her. She seemed like the kind of person to own a ouija board.

★ Naturally, you've learned differently ways to fight supernatural and paranormal things. Gaz now knows how to banish a demon and that you should never invite talking animals inside your house.

★ The talking animal incident will not be discussed. Let's just say that vampires are on your list of most hated cryptids.

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

I think Victor Frankenstein sounds exactly like Dib Membrane and nONE OF YOU CAN PROVE ME WRONG BECAUSE HE'S A CHARACTER FROM A BOOK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

[jayjayr]

I feel like J and Ryan would be like Dib and Gaz from Invader Zim. Ryan as Dib probably and J as Gaz. (maybe the dad would be like professor membrane too)

[thechaoticscenejester]

Genesis headcannons! (IZ oc)

Part 1

Oc here.

• Genesis is genderless (no sexual organs) but perfers to identify as genderfluid (All pronouns but perfers masculine pronouns)

• made a device (unnamed) that sets an illusion over they're body to make them look human. (Except their nose, it stayed green, so they used green makeup to blend it in)

• He doesn't like how Dib is always bothering Zim, of course Dib doesn't know that Genesis is an alien too.

• Never talked to Zim until some events unfolded and she had to tell him that she was an alien.

• It's nickname is Gen or Gem

• left to earth to find Zim (the tallest didn't tell them that they sent Zim down to get rid of him)

• Became friends with Zim after telling him that he was an irken invader too

• Her music taste is:

• He HATES I MEAN HATES when Dib calls out every inhuman thing Zim does

• It cusses A LOT (Like me >w<)

• they're tough but sensitive (emotional)

• She adores Gir (He's her favorite)

• He is bi and Ace but people think he's gay

• Once it found out that the tallest lied to Zim it hated their guts and stayed on earth with Zim

• They convinced Zim to stay at Skool and to finish the year off

• Comes off as cold but is actually friendly

• Despite perfering masculine pronouns, He dresses more like a female

• It has a very visible British accent

• Her voice claim is Jazmin Bean (singer/Songwriter)

Anyways, that's all for part 1<3

Let me know if I should make a part 2 (I plan to anyways)

[spaceboibrainrot]

I just got the Iz xmas quarterly!!!

I saw a head cannon someone had (I can't remember who) that professor membrane is trans and he changed his voice but didn't have the money to do much else but after getting into a shark attack he figured "I'm rich why not become the dilf I always wanted to be?" And it was to explain why professor membrane is a twink in the show and a dilf in the movies and some comics. In this comic membrane looks like show membrane when he's in college and movie him when he's an adult. So this random head cannon honestly might be cannon .

This

To this

[d3m0l1t10n-lvrs]

Invader Zim headcannons

Dib is autistic you cannot tell me otherwise. Look at that man and tell me he isn't autistic, you CAN'T!

Tbh Zim's probably autistic too

Dib is just uncomfortable to be around. His hands are cold and sweaty, he breathes hard for no reason, he talks about that wild rabbit he dissected last week, he smiles creepily, he mumbles to himself. All around weirdo but he's MY WEIRDO

Gir is SLIGHTLY smarter than he lets off. Like he's still a dumbass but he knows what's going on, and I feel like he hates Zim

Irkens used to have tails, but evolution took them away, or they genetically modified themselves to not have or need them anymore.

[arkos404]

a quick sketch to get the color pallete figured out